Achmed the Dead Terrorist NEW!

[ItzMileyx3]

fav parts: 1:35 - 2:10 , 3:26 - 4:05 and especially when he always raises his eyebrow safter he says "I KILL YOU!!!!" LOLZ!! XD XD XD XD XD XP

[TeChNoGuY558]

SILENCE I KILL U!

[barbiegirlblond1]

r u scare? no not really? nope how bout now? no god damg it! lol love this

[kevin12484386]

best show ever

[Darkflow215]

really good, but its not new anymore... i still think its REALLY funny!

[witcher1125]

this is not new. I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!

[therandomdot]

Muslims may not realize this, but this guy actually makes us like you.

[MrYardcore68]

This is really funny shit.... Achmed is the best....no diss to the other side.....lmao!!!

[awesomekidrocks14]

i love achmed the dead terrorist!

[khosravishervin]

Silence I kill lol

[JDOG145899100]

Achmed is the only terrorist i like and it would be cool if he had a show all to himself

[TylerTime0]

Whenever achemed goes are u my virgins i hope not. Jeff:why? Achemed:theres bunch of ugly dead guys out there XD

[mrdcfan1996]

WHEN I GOT TO THE DOCTOR I GO "STOP TOUCHING ME ... I KILL YOUU!"

[EmilySpiritExT]

How did Walter talk and laugh if Jeff's hand wasn't in his back?

[mrdcfan1996]

@EmilySpiritExT hes in the trunk

[EmilySpiritExT]

@mrdcfan1996 Did Jeff throw his voice? Or was it a recorder of Walter talking & laugh? I still wonder how he gets Jose to talk & move his mouth.

[mrdcfan1996]

@EmilySpiritExT he threw his voice! :)

[EmilySpiritExT]

@mrdcfan1996 That was amazing! He didn't even move his lips!

[mrdcfan1996]

@EmilySpiritExT i know Jeff is amazing!

[DoCtOrOcToGoNaPuSbRa]

Ya thumbs up if u r watching this in 2012!

New!!!! What kind of a noob does that!!

[crazymikey571]

new!? -_- thumbs up if your watching this in 2012

[roc2445]

Knock Knock: Jeff:whos there .... Achmed: me i kill u. XD I LUV THE GUYS VOICE MAN!!!

[roc2445]

I luv achmed the dead terrorist XD FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE "Wait if im dead... That means I get my Seventy-2 virgins

[FreakShow25100]

"What the hell happened to my legs?!" " STOP TOUCHING ME! I KILL YOUUUUUUU!" "SILENCE! I KILLLLL YOUUUUUUU!"

[Iluvmjandpranks]

How does he move the eyebrows?

[dylanishot4ever99]

SILENCE! I KILL YOU! STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!! I KILL YOU!!!! HAHAHA

[jessieloveu75]

stop TOUCHING ME!!!!!:Dlol

[AChurro777]

It's a flesh wound hahahaha

[AnnaLopezist]

I was turned on to this by a friend. and now I can't get enough.. It's too funny.

[UltimasIsland]

I was honestly hoping to get Rick Roll'd for some reason

[deathmortis03]

Achmed is the only terrorist I like.... Fuck the rest of them....

[WonkiestColt27]

This made me laugh SOOOO hard I almost cried

[kamescool111]

funny as hell there training camp gone cuz of there dum soilder lol

[cenzo227]

my friends name is ahmad and we call him amad bin ladin!

[rrrembooo]

oh i made mistake not 08:55 it's on 09:54 XD

[crisp2882]

Achmed is Jeff's greatest creation.He is so funny

[rrrembooo]

08:55

"Look at my ass it's made in china!"xDDDDDDDD

[Awesomegirl9088]

Uhm, what does "and the winner had to fight Michael Jackson" have to do with anything?! XD

[Awesomegirl9088]

How do you spell your name?

Um, let's see, A...C...flem...

[cenzo227]

ello i am lyndsey loahan (5:30)lml

[Riister]

Jeff:whats the last thing that went through your mind

Achmed:my ass akakakakak

[LoveParkJungMin]

achmed: knock knock

jeff: who's there?

achmed: me, i kill you! XD

[littleangel7900]

no im not i feel fine. but your all bones. its a flesh wound. silence! i kill you! what the hell happened to my feet!? and god damn it...oh i mean allah damn it are the best parts lol

[johnyB432]

no it's axme8 with xxggx!a....c....flemx.....sile­nce...i kill you!

[Mrdragonfire70]

This is funny

[AnimeHolloW]

god damn that "Silence I kill you" how he says it ... that voice, love it ;DDD

[Rudais21]

Elllloooooo i am Lindsy Lohaaann!!! Lmao

[SuperDarkness18]

Looks like a tribute to bill Clinton

[wedgiequeen123]

@ItsMePeeps123 I didn't get it : |

[preddigirlrock]

god damn it i mean alah damn it

[SwifteeFanProduction]

"How about now"

"no"

"god damnit"

"I mean alah* damnit"

"Silence I keel you"

[ahmed01111]

PS : My name is AHMED !! :D

[6victo12345]

i open the suitcase and say helloooo i am Linsy lohan

LOL

[Drufix100]

i know every line that achmed would say. so i dress up like achmed every holloween cuz also my birthday is on october 31. hahahahahaha

[chromepker]

"new"? this is kind of old....

[randomninjaful]

Oh ! How I love Achmed ! He is soooo amazing ! Although I know the truth about him :P Oh Well ! Jeff Is One amazing comedian ! ! ! <3

[ACthunderhead]

thumbs up if you hate people asking for thumbs up

[rapo989]

"How do u spell it" "what?!!" ""How do u spell ur name" "oh, lets see ahhm Aaa, Cee, Flemm......... *hahahahahahhahaha* "SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!" lol thats funny

[KunAguero106]

And then you say you are against Racism. Poor Americans

[jazzy102102]

ha ha ha

[arthas19911]

not new

[iKnowUWatchMe]

Is this video Still New? Lmao its 2012

[MrBestcrash]

@iKnowUWatchMe lol yeah

[iTzAHs]

I have loved this for 4 years now.... thumbs up if you love this to <3

[bf449]

@vabs1999 it was new when it was first came out lol

[ahmedbadawy86]

God and Alah damit is Really Retart and So fucking Idiot >.>

[ahmedbadawy86]

knock knock Who there its me i kill u xD

[XlittlewarriorXx]

Some of the best 10 minutes of my life :)

[akrawchuk8]

102 people were in that bus

[Hammergunshipping]

101 people actually WERE killed by Achmed.

[laol717]

Who don't like Achmed;I KILL YOU!

[trstalbaum1]

ru kiddng me, id kill u 4 a klondike bar!!!!

[emogothpunk15]

diz it freakin funny man LOL

[ilikecheeseshapes]

imean ahhh ala damit ahhahahahahahahahahaha!!

[jesse8698]

HELLOOOOO IM LINDSY LOHAN, I KILL YOU, ARE YOU SCARED

[MrMvp98]

its a flesh wound.

[TheEignstine]

A-C-Flem.......

lol

[vabs1999]

This is old not new

[TheDimitraaaa]

@vabs1999 it was new when the video was uploaded you know

[ItsMePeeps123]

what do you think of bush? AH i love bush oh!! u mean the president. LOL dont you just love achmed!!

[SuperKooldude2]

@ItsMePeeps123 LOL!!!!

[gabbieandcortney123]

Jeff: What kind of Terrorist are you? Achmed: A Terrifying Terrorist.. Achmed: Are you scared? Jeff: Not really. Achmed: Rawr.. What about now? Jeff: No not really. Achmed: Rawr.. How about now? Jeff: Not really. Achmed: Ruhawr.. How about now? Jeff: No not really.. Achmed: God Dammit!

[theweridboys]

i got somethin funny to say so when i wa little i would snort the poter in my milk caues i heard of someting called speed so i would have fucked up dreams the most terifying one would be of the koolad man hed junp thrugth the wall saying oh yae and dabrea would fall in his water and kids would drink afte him sao i had a dream of him he jump throuh the wall and said oh yae i said oh no oh no you fix that wall befor my dad comes home you glass bitch glass basterd oh yea oh no oh o ill kick u

[LD2179]

@theweridboys wtf does that even say?

[mandypretty1011]

funny



[jamminjoey245]

Let me kill you infadel lol

[ironwolg]

he's hilarious but he changes joke subjects way too abruptly hahaha

[TheFred31768]

was that his first show

[MegaNo1arsenalfan]

funniest shit every =Achmed.Thumbs up if YOU LOVE ACHMED

[ashketchum602]

@MegaNo1arsenalfan no its acflemed lol

[cenzo227]

@MegaNo1arsenalfan oh yeah!!!!!!

[Eternalopt1m1st]

hahaha.. Silence! I kill you!



[kamescool111]

if he had skin and fake hair maybe he would pass off as her

[blazeheart74]

SILENCE!!! I KILL U!!!

[embaracuya]

Achmed is fking alive!

[wolfanthonyfitluv]

uh lets see...A...C....flem..silence! i kill you!

[wolfanthonyfitluv]

93 ppl r dicks

[evulminiman]

240 fps we meet again

[DeadGoldBass]

This is the only terrorist we love !

[KatelynMarie221]

What's the last thing that went through your mind? My ass XD lmao

[hallitralli1234]

WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOME IDIOTS WITH NO FUTURE

*LOL*

[carultch]

I mean uh...Allah Damnit too

[Spex4Lyf]

A.....C....Flemmmmccchhhhh!!

[SidTheSkateboarder91]

So we meet again 240p

[CrissAngelfan12010]

Jeff:How do you spell it?

Achmed:What!?

Jeff:How do you spell it?

Achmed:Uhmm..Lets see... A...C...Flemm!

lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!

[warlord3637]

achmed: ok knock knock

jeff: whose there

achmed: me i kill you

[triposinho]

Achmed: what hell happened to my feet?

Achmed:son of bitch what the hell?

Jeff: just hold still.

Achmed: ok I will not move my ass.

Walter: you idiot, you don't have an ass!!!!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[MrAmitgh]

SILENCE !! I Kill You !! :P

[thehebrewwonder]

i love achmed,he make me die laughing,no wait he like that,i no die i just laugh.

[Xpeller1]

i keep saying "i kill you" at school...

[tamilakazemi]

achmed hahah



[Summ0ne2]

aflemen

[ilovemew399]

i kill u hahahahaha i love that word

[PackersRock72]

Well what did you see? I saw flying car parts!

What was the last thing that went through your mind? My ass

[fluntek]

Silence ! I kill you !

[gananna02]

How do u spell it AHH let's see a - c - flem

Haha I luv that part =]

[theweridboys]

this is what u call new wat next r u going to say mily cyruc is cute

[ilovecat98]

@theweridboys check the post date dumbass

[SgtForge111]

Jeff: you r a terrorist,what kind of terrorist?

ACHMED: a terrible terrorist!

[Kalenturator]

@SgtForge111 kill him



[rockethead117]

oh, i love bu- OH YOU MEAN THE PRESIDENT? im sorry.

[9brain5]

Im watching this in 2000bc on my irock

[TheMjfreak98]

if this is paradise ive been screwed... did they say it would be female virgins... holy crap...wait i could have clay aken.

[TheMjfreak98]

how do you spell it?... what?! lol XD

[MrEminem2812]

what u dont let jews in your bar u racest basterd lol lol lol lol lol lol

[samudunno]

The winner had to fight Micheal Jackson!!!! Lolzzzz

[dorkalert99]

please don't put me back in the same suit case.

why?

he has gas!!!!!!

[Ifitinlockers]

silence!! i kill u!!

[Ifitinlockers]

ha he's a terrifying terrorist

[toswager]

thumbs up if this is like so fuking funny.:D



[Xuldarinar]

how long is something new?

[avrfangelppdls]

i'm watching it in 2013 .......

[bobbykv9]

Thumbs up beacuse i typed it :D

[TinaLlopis]

Holy Crap, This is too funny! Wow!

[AutisticChiliPepper]

I used to look like Achmed, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[Unionfirecompany2fan]

Good evening achmed , GOOD EVENING INFEDEL!!!! thumbs up if you love ACHMED

[Unionfirecompany2fan]

@stuckurface WTH it is NOT EVEN2012!!!!????

[toonsie94]

you racist bastard!

[StrongAsianDude]

Anybody else see Jeff Dunham talk for Achmed?

[mistheone2010]

fuck u

[GoldyGlove006]

All love this video! Super funny. :)

[marteen32]

i did the same thing with two cathoic prisest, accept i through a small boy in bettween them.haha and the winner had to fight micheal jackson!!! LOL HAHA

[vredesduifje]

"but ur dead" "no i'm not i feel fine" "but ur all bone" "it's a flechwoond" LOL

[demonface2010]

silence i kill u lol lol lol

[chewyxxx11]

at 2:50 min it well funny

[caryILjjb]

Location, location, location... ROTFL!!!

[miccheckonetwo1]

its because the dolls name is achmed buddie(y)

[TheBielieber4life]

ALLAH DAMIT

SILENCE I KILL YOU ELLO!!!!!!!!!!!! IM LINDSAY LOHAN

KNOCK KNOCK

HOS THERE

ME I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[invaderluigi3010]

ok i won't move my ass............you idiot you don't have a ass. XD

[invaderluigi3010]

acflimchh? thats aw weaird way to spell his name

[joel199724]

suicide hotline!

[benxmasterchief]

silence! i kill you!

[InSaNiTy97100]

knock knock

whos there

me i kill you !!!!!!

[jzzonmymang]

too funny my gut hurts from laughing

[dessiilove1]

and the winner had to fight michael jackson! LMFAOOOOOOOO

[snake1234566]

and im a crap terrorist



[MMBEntertainment11]

I Am A Terrifying........Terrorist

[RyoPotter]

@MMBEntertainment11 Yes I am!

[29100Roma]

Same as me i'm not a terrorist and i find it's funny

Ithink ah-med is more correct that ached

[tokoolbrad]

what's the last thing that went through your mind ' my ass hahaha"

[TheKaithrash]

What û r fuck binladen terror?x-mass

[charlie29110428]

SILENCE I KILL YOU

[cambam2233]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!! Vids

[chewyxxx11]

hahaha who ever dos not like him the must be old and grumpy and needs 2 be killed by him like he says lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!1 he is so fuckin funny

[MsLisamarie101]

Im not dead,...im fine :D