David Hasselhoff Drunk Clips from 2009

[headbuster1980]

good thang his knighter drives automatically

[Cokelikecocaine]

@headbuster1980 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[heiden6]

Gaylord from Tokyo Hotel?



[KataarSolo]

A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of man... who does not exist

[dieland]

At the MTV awards he sounds like Sean penn from I am Sam o.O

[Bloodjoe30]

You fucking disgrace nerd youtubers. Keyboard heroes. None of you pathetic shit geeks will ever be as much as legend as hasselhoff is. Even if you lived 1000 years.

Fuck off he is the greatest.

[dobermann1973]

hahahhaa what a fucking loser ;D lol , he always was ;D

[ikasaw]

He's an idiot!! He is so obsessed with himself, he has to take a look at himself and realize he is a hasbeen..give it up Hasselhoff, you only make an idiot of yourself!!

[cro44magnum]

He can entertain those Germans like nobody's geschäfte and you prudy prude teetotalers are going to hassle the Hoff over a few drinks?

[NowLifeStarts]

He's just a normal guy like all of us but since he is famous everything he does is made into a big deal.

[MrManmountainrock]

the hoff talks such shit i am not responsible for the wall coming down the east germans were responsible for the wall coming down yeah if you say so hoff we all know it was you now just admit it already

[SuperRichierich69]

its put on he is an actor you know ! this man is a god of gods you should see his car man,its got nice kit int it ...

innitt ;-0

[MrCoal11]

this guys an asshole

[Zoonofski]

maybe the hoff drinks cause its fucking fun, has anyone ever pulled their heads out of their asses long enough to consider this option?

[WEEZERman1212]

@Zoonofski drinking is fun. i agree. but hes fuckin up his life cuz hes constantly drunk. just look at the way he was talking to his poor daughter....

[TrentonFife]

tahaaaaa.... and the winner is.... GREEN DAY XD hahahah

[Kockoliduu]

Well, i like him.

He`s funny.

[messybluesboy371]

David has an amazing singing voice! I think his parents are one of the reasons he drinks; they were overly critical of him.

[f0reverdirt]

@messybluesboy371 Why the fuck are you going around Hoff videos and posting the same shit? Approval whore needs approval? hmm?

[loco4vicodin1]

@messybluesboy371 I dare anyone to go to Germany and make fun of David Hasselhoff. I think he's like the Tom Cruise of Germany.

[crr463]

Hoff is a legend

[McLeodclansman]

Hoff says "I am not responsible for the Wall coming down"

No shit, Sherlock!

[vincentclarke1]

this is bull shit

[lukereck]

3:38 he slurs honest to god so hard

[DemoraX]

5:50 like anyone could say that when they're 55 they would'nt tap that if they could!

hoff's playing all the right card!

[worldbones]

@LoveShock2 right on!!

[NOLFGirl]

Let's have a hot cup of hoffee

[123si4]

kids...don't drink and drive...drink before driving :D

[Duster36]

One fake ass mofo.

[AlexCopyPaste]

i feel sorry for his daughters

[xKOOMIKEx]

@AlexCopyPaste Well don't. They're rich and spoiled and have the easy life. I had an alcoholic father too and we were not rich at all...

[callmecologne]

haha, 3:55, shiny is the new drunk!

[kytrader007]

2:28 LMFAO

[tokrapol]

Der das installiert hat, war wohl betrunken. Die Mauer fiel 10/1989 nicht im Juni

[Crossdouble]

@tokrapol - nee du bist wohl betrunken, lol auf Englisch liest man das Datum andersherum

also 11 = November (jap, nix 10, du dussel)

9 = der 9te

totale Blamage von dir haha, aber kein Wunder nach 2 Flaschen Rosenthaler Kadarka XD

[absolutt]

So what. I'm drunk right now.

[geonerd]

There's nothing worse than a goddamned alcoholic.

[virus007911]

@geonerd Yes there is. and it's a dumbass troll like YOU!

[45bandito]

@geonerd Don't hassle the hoff you flaming lady of the night

[45bandito]

@geonerd Don't hassle the hoff you loser

[gezkah]

I don't think he cares what side of the wall he was on....neither would I.

[avguy54]

I wouldn't want a drunk TRYING to save my llife.  He needs help not encouragement

[danniellie1]

@avguy54 f**in aye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[avguy54]

I wouldn't want a drunk TRYING to save my llife

[TheVincent78]

haha the soviets don´t like this motherfucker

awwright 2:25

[cubsuns]

FTW piano key scarf!!

[ChrisRockSteady]

omg his light up jacket was SAWEEEEET!

[thezaylady]

He may have his problems but hey, give him some credit, he saved the day for Spongebob!

[carlabellis]

CHECK OUT CAELLIS

[TheRiboka]

so 6.500.500.499 people can get drunk but david hasslehoff cant?

[mazotu]

@TheRiboka This such a stupid statement, firstly, 6.500.500.499 isn't a number, it's not even a decimal. Second, David Hasslehoff can get drunk, I think this video shows this clearly, and it's not that he get drunk. Have you seen the video where he tells his own daughter to fuck off because he is drunk. He is the worst parent in the world.

[markzout]

@mazotu No, she was being an annoying bitch. If you've grown up with an alcoholic parent you know not to bother them when they're plastered.

[DMEAD123]

@markzout thats complete bull shit

[kore5747]

@mazotu God it amazes me how some people can be so ignorant and DUMB...the number is referring to the population of earth you MORON!!!. It's actually a very funny comment if you know what the number is suppose to represent. I hope whatever you do for a living has nothing to do with supervising others!!

[mazotu]

@kore5747 Well it amazes me that you can't seem to understand a simple comment. Obviously I knew he was trying to say that the rest of the world can get drunk but that wasn't my point at all was it! I was merely stating that 6.500.500.499 isn't the correct way to right a number, if you had a the slightest bit of intelligence you would see this. Sorry mate, but you've made a fool out of yourself of this one. Also, why do you have to be so aggressive, its just pathetic and I pitty you.

[carlabellis]

@TheRiboka

Great comment!

[peko200]

@TheRiboka

Well its his choose but if you go to some show do you get totally drunk? i dont think so :) for me its funny in some way... but i dont know... when i was a kid i like to watch tv and the serials where he was ... just when i look now at him i dont feel like.. ah when i was a kid been wanderfull... but i feel just the present... :( i think he is a good man anyway

[BRexxors]

@TheRiboka I think he can't get drunk and spread herpes...at least outside of east Germany.

[127super]

david hasselhoff the bomb the diety the awesome

[jam8791sewla]

I cant believe the celebrated the biggest political event by singing about speedos, hahahahaha

[TheIncredibleNobody]

I've been looking for speedos....

[hacky2311]

Damn all of you... Hasselhoff is currently saving peoples lives by working as a lifeguard. He watches the bay

[2525zola2525]

@hacky2311 hahah thats some funny shit

[CashProuductions]

@hacky2311 hahahahahahaahahahahahhaah

[petersedin]

@hacky2311

ye... he watches the bay!

[Max140165]

@hacky2311 LOL

[Kankerzwijn]

wtf is thispsycho shizzle

[JackredluM]

don't you guys know The Hoff is in "pain" already! :P

[IIIArrow711]

dont dis the Hoff

[1fourfreedom]

Drunk as hell

[ballzbroz]

hoff fucked his mother when he was drunk ahahahaha jk

[1fourfreedom]

Hoffs got herpes, what a shocker.

[1fourfreedom]

Real gay

[1fourfreedom]

That was gay.

[shibes1]

@davidhasselhoffdrunk- You are too absessed with David Hasselhoff being drunk

[lovefight1136]

@shibes1 HAHA just noticed his youtube nickname!

[sniperRobert]

David AA is coming for you

[ozrudeboy2]

Great stuff, love the jacket too :)

[flywatch]

What puzzles me: who put testosterone in his liquor for all these years?

[Bigkree210]

he lives the drunk rich life we all dream about hoffs da mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnn

[cheesicles]

i love the light up jacket!

[nuggz503]

Where those gun shots during his singing? Yikes...Still this man is a piece of Americana Luv u man!!

[hermancando]

who gives a shit 

[timothemad]

wow, all the shit in the world, the violence, the hungry, the abused, the war ravaged..etc..etc.. and all we give a fuck about is a drunken celebrity. Yay for us western dickheads. At least he's not beating the crap out of his wife and kids, least he's not spending the rent money on drugs.... many things worse than this, i wish all i had was a drunken rich father to humiliate..

[vtguy429]

@timothemad This is fucking youtube bro, not programmed television, and definitely not the place to bitch about mindless video's that are posted. I don't think anyone cares about Hasslehoff, but sure, a few find it amusing. I guess all the hungry and abused would prefer the rest of the world be depressed and bored because their life is a little tough. Get over it and enjoy.

[timothemad]

@vtguy429 I can bitch about whatever i want, because as you said, it's youtube, my freaken right as a mindless western mass consumer with too much time on my hands! I missed something in the translation.

[USalltheway96]

@timothemad

fuck you do you know how to laugh at a screw up? wat do you expect people to only make and watch only videos about suffering? jeez live a little...

[dethbed666]

@timothemad if you dont like how we do things in this country go some where else.

[timothemad]

@dethbed666 Sure, can u send the tickets to me certified mail?

[123Jenny90]

He's clean now . The torture is over

[bcsk8ter]

@123Jenny90

are yo sure? he was drinking at the roast

[123Jenny90]

@bcsk8ter That was in the past. You can never see him drunk again. He's said so. I hope it's true

[bcsk8ter]

@123Jenny90

hmm well the roast just premired like a week ago

[123Jenny90]

@bcsk8ter Yeah but it's old. I don't know if he slipped again. Probably yes but probably not

[bcsk8ter]

@123Jenny90

Yeah it must have been pre recorded a while ago.

[TomKennyIsLovely]

Hilarious collaboration!

[EverettNRH06]

Wow he's got functional alcoholism down to a science

[MrKimi096]

he is the best

[wayniac917]

what a joke.

[klard]

Hasselhoff is a nice drunk. He doesn't assault or abuse people when drinking so there is no problem here. He should be a role model for other drunks who are not so well behaved.

[kmatos34470]

@klard really? tell his daughter that. I hope he finds AA and the help he needs

[atomicalarmclock]

@klard LOL! What a great observation. 

[torau666]

sounds like an ABBA song

[BackEddy29]

@kaos3124 Thank-you. I was trying to be tactful.

[Danrathernot]

He is behind the wall from the perspective of those in e. berlin dumbass

[BackEddy29]

The Hoff has been on a lot of terrible benders. He has a condition called dipsomania, or in lay terms, an uncontrollable craving for alcohol.

[LauraBeachnut]

OMG....... they actually pay him to SING!

WTF is this world coming to?

[horgyboy]

Wow..This was the best conspiracy vid i have seen...NOT...

This must have been made by a woman he has banged in a pathetic way to make him look bad.

[Miloich]

You forgot to put a "The Assassin" over the firework :D

[1TtidnaB]

2:28 - someone almost put him out of his misery, that was almost a perfect throw.

[berlinsen]

@ Crizzey82, read some history books!

[valdez87]

"I don't think that's a good idea Michael"

[3439ra]

@valdez87 ah you just refreshed my memories;P

[Crizzey82]

no germans were responsible for the wall coming down, it was Gorbachov, actually

[DionysosApollo]

@Crizzey82

You've shown that you know nothing about history!

[kkk7hh]

omg thx for that post lol hes clothes in 1989 on the wall no way some other guy in ther world expect prince can beat peace

[Meloveyoulongtimelol]

wtf did someone shoot a rocket after him?

[peppsinho]

gooooooooooil

[Guitarmanmrgp]

I`ve been looking for freedom yeah

[1m1chris1m1]

wait for minute 2:42....its the best.......he's hammered

[MrMVPFan]

the hoff is the best

[cenasgay9111]

epic