Red Vs Blue Episode 78

[Pawnulabob]

when did the reds get the jeeps back?

[NaminaQueenofDemons]

I feel dizzy! :3

oh caboose. lol

[aoash2]

stealing? Isn't up for free on their website?

[spartons222]

thanx

[project0110]

get your fuckken stupid speech bubble outa ma face i wanted 2 watch rvb not u bitchin about ppl bitchin

[FireBreath5150]

Wow. I love caboose.

[mrjakkertax]

dude, calm the hell down. we arent acusing you

[kentuckyproductions]

sorr about your problem man thanks for posting

[sg1jrad]

it jumped back to 6:02. weird

[fullmetalalchemist1a]

demon0976 is a shitty video pster no one wants to see u put the video there and no one wants to read ur personal shit so get it off the screen ya prick

[bonesaw667]

@fullmetalalchemist1a all u ahve to do is turn annotations off

[Sp4nkT4nk]

demon0976, your a gimp, stop fapping off over pictures of your mum and read a dictionary

[shltrev8998]

i luv caboose!

[kevinamuir]

lol you're a private with a dead captain...  last time I checked that makes you a private. With a dead captain.

[Raventhief20]

Hahaha you have got to love Shelia!!!!

[dethgrindmaggot]

thanks to u man i dont mind cause i like anyone who likes r vs b!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phood123]

I don't know what happened, but you need to go back to first grade.

as ralph would say: "me fail english? thats unpossible!"

[zionist123]

and as i would say: " wow your a complete faggot"

[MrNintendoplayer]

theses foos are so effin funny nice vid man

[darkmind1212]

"im still laying here why wont anyone help me" poor caboose

[sirmousalot11]

i feel dizzy

[spartankiller369]

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS STEALING? he's just posting whats already there.

[killionaire6969]

lol the funniest part was the rant at the beginning

[h3freak09]

Caboose: " If one of those things bit me will I turn into one of them?..."

Church:"Shut Up Caboose." Caboose:"BLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR­RRRR----

Church:"SHUT UP CABOOSE!"

Caboose: "RGG..."

[MrIRGOODATSTUFF]

hey letting u know i left this message before watching and i still think your gay your trying to insult people by calling them "idots"? i think your should of spelled idiots right maybe u wouldn't look like a complete tool box. and wtf is this "ooh dont get me wrong i dont care wat u say becaus im better then i"? clearly u do care since you have that message saying how your so pissed at people who are mad about you stealing RVB. and you think before you put the message up you would proof read?

[WorldWalker128]

how about you try placing that 'little tidbit' of information in the information thing instead of on the video where it blocks more than half of the screen.

and as to people who keep telling you it's stolen, try disabling the comments.

[cerise6012]

hey, demon0967, dont effing listen to these doush bags, thank you so much for posting this.

[devinmanning]

caboose

[IAMFLASHGABE]

i'm just gunna clear this up! episodes 78 onwards aren't free to watch on the red vs. blue website! so people people like this guy are just doing us fans a favour! if you want to pay money to watch it in HQ go do that but you don't have to swear at someone who's just trying to help the rest of us out!

[want2fuckgirls]

IIM dizyy

[Aries3333333333]

make your own show!

[sfmarsmans]

This quality is SHIT. Who else has posted these without douche bag tags?

[IVIasterAtHaI03]

Then at the end your also saying "From Demon0967!" You are trying to clam this as yourself! fucker

[cabx13]

i aint sying you stole rvb but u really didnt have to put your fruity song and name b4 the actual title it makes u look like a douche. cuz all u did was add it to ur acount

[IVIasterAtHaI03]

Thats a good point! And go skull fuck your self demon fucker

[Masputo1232]

you can dissapear too, we dont need idiots

[r3v9191]

dibs!!! lol!!!

[SuperGasmask]

"Am I going to turn into one of them?" "blaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggg­!" hahaha

[Suncatcher3]

i don't care who made these videos, they are just funny so yeah, they are just videos so what the heck?

[ShinigamiXV]

That was the single most self-aggrandizing paragraph I have ever seen. No one gives a fuck about what you say. We just want to watch RvB.

[halodude357]

"i think im going to stop standing up now"

"Church if i die i want you to have my orange juice"

caboose is the best XD

[PimpKnight8]

lol. argetlam3001 is tottally right and the quality of this guys vids is so terrible. instead of acting like a poser maybe he should grow a pair of balls and fix his shitty quallity

[Argetlam3001]

"HEY orange, not yellow" poor Grif, stupid stupid Grif.

[merrittmanc]

god this kid cares so much about his image that he wrote a whole fucking paragraph

nobody cares, we just want to watch the video

[MrAmerica1995]

You'd be surprised how many people do care.

[po0pdawg]

how come all the people who "present" other peeps vids never put good quality

[Rikuschaos5]

because they copy the videos, its hard to record a video and keep quality the only way we can see this is on youtube or pay like 5 or 10 bucks to roosterteeth

[Argetlam3001]

i dont see how you are "presenting" it, there are already 5 or 6 people who have already submitted RVB vids to Youtube, you're just another fan who thinks himself important for submitting it, so suck on that Bitch!

[kirbzftw]

your pathetic.

[gdavis707]

"My body is trying to die." hahahahaha.

[bowchikawowwow27]

lol... I'm just ganna go in there step on its neck and shoot it in the head, cause thats how I roll

[gratenate1]

you whant me to call his mother?

[PARTYYman666]

...you stole this

[mirokumasta]

idiot, hes just presenting it, hes not saying he made it

[NuClEaRmaric]

poor donut...ill miss him like a sister...lol

[Whattheheck136]

well i first i thought you were stealing it but thats because you wrote demon0976 presents. you shoudnt of wrote that

[GlassCake12]

What this ship??? Yea. ......Dibs.

[ScreamoBoy13]

haha "dont leave me with the horrible doctor"

"shut up caboose"

"now hes cursing at me"

haha caboose you ROCK!!!

[fingerprint4]

the first thing i thought at the beginning: wow... harshness...

[NoobSaibot124]

1:17 i cant stop laughing! HAHA

[saxdood101]

u actually did steal this u noob

[MarkTDJr]

I'm just gonna go in there, step on it's neck and shoot it in the head, because that's how I roll.

[ChezterG]

my body is trying to die

hahahahah best part

[xdcwproductions]

I love how the hate comments are gone for a while but, keep coming back.

[vikingkillah]

ur awesome ilu lol jksjks

[thomaslarssomn]

hahaha real friendly demon0976

[svr2007master]

why did they make me learn about Morse after i learned it in school?

[808RawR808]

i love caboose xD we're alike c:

"does dat mean i am going to turn into one..blaaaaaaaaaaaa(shut up caboose)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg"

[cramre00]

well im glad that ur presenting it cuz i cant find the reall 1

[snowstorm135]

My body is trying to die...

[PBGod0001]

lol good for you

[boogiebot125]

caboose is LMFAOROTFL!

[bestistbuddy]

nive starting text in the first 10 or so seconds! hilarious! i love it :)

[eatbeavers]

:D:D:D:D:D

[utubernumber]

i miss doc

[ConcreteMonkey55]

im just gonna go in there...step on its neck..and shoot it in the head.........cause thats how I roll

[yungdude99]

how bout everybody just shut the fuck up bout who is right and wrong and just watch the fuckin vid cuz thats wat u came here 4 in the 1st place

[KLJF22x]

caboose is the best XD

[KORIBLADE100]

BLARG IS AN AWESOME WORD

[1111locomaniac]

bllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgg­ggggggggggggggggggggahh...

[loonystewart]

you said it buddy

they all need to screw off and go jog or somethin

[metalpunkmussicjerk]

i agree

i hate those kind of poeple,

i had vids on my channer (music vids) and people blamed me of taking them so i removed them,

if you dont have anything kind to say then i'll remove the video.

LOL

[123werdo]

dont you MORONS know how to turn off the anottations?

[arccertif]

turn off the fucking anotation you douscheghole !! your a fucktard ass nugget!!! SCREW YOU!

[chrisphil1724]

Dude no, F U. You can't steal something then act like you made it dumb ass.

[freddakiko]

dude that stupid annotation blocks the screen

[JonhyHedgehog]

Simmons-Do you want me to call Donut's Mother?

Sargent-Don't make me angry!

[gamer3754L]

thnks

[DeltaMuffin]

demon0976 is gay

[AtomicDefcon]

lmfao, "freildy youtuber?" all i read was fuck

[kevinamuir]

LOL

If I've been bitten, does that mean I'm going to turn in to one of them?

Shut up caboose.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRG­GGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

SHUT UP CABOOSE!

[insertnamehere1315]

beggining was laaaaaaaaaaaame

[meredithsboy09]

I feel dizzy! xD

[Deadeye129]

Church: "I'm not going to give it a cold, I'm just going to go in there, step on it's neck, and shoot in the head"

My idea of that: FREAKIN FUNNY!

[wolfy1456]

when did they get the car back.

[Deadeye129]

They repaired it when it transformed into a Halo 2 Machinima, I believe

[wolfy1456]

no but it got stolen by the blues I mean

[skillzbeyondskillz]

i cant feel my torso

[jammer572]

great vid but your scum for even making that intro

[imaloony8]

Dude, your ego must be the size of this solar system for you to say that you present this and that's from you at the end. The only way you gave Rooster Teeth any credit was by leaving their intro in and "thanking" them at the end. You're horrible.

[Caboose6424]

Intro... FAIL.

[zombiee101]

lol dont mix zelda with halo

[Potguy2]

Caboose at being the most idiotic half human half something or rather person!

[cowkiller5]

and outro. faggot

[cowkiller5]

whats with the faggy intro?

[lennon450]

were the hell did they get a ship

[skillzbeyondskillz]

last episode they called for backup.

[TheEndIessAbyss]

dude this guy didnt even make this video so he shouldn't even say that he presented it well he didnt

[RedRoVVeR]

i dont think he should have done that but he did technically present it to us

[guides2runescape]

I'm still laying here, why isnt' any1 help me?

[redsoxworshipr]

i cant feel my torso lol

[ownedbyfurytwopoint0]

grif: haha tomatoe can!

[ownedbyfurytwopoint0]

caboose: my body..is trying to die..

caboose: blaaaaaaarrrrggggg

[Dr0bb95]

shela is the best tank ever

[KittyxKaz]

The BEST ep. LMAO.

[PivotStarWars96]

Cabbose: "I think I'll stop standing up now."

(Caboose falls over)

Doc: "...or passing out."

LOL

[halomaster1144]

argggg arggggggggg blagarg huk

[Uzamakimas]

Lol, Cabose lost blood and is telling Church, If i die i want you to have my OJ, when in an earlier episode Sarge said "Youll make more blood, you just need OJ."

[Uzamakimas]

They say PRESENTED BY not MADE by.

[tanfad]

What, this ship?

No, another ship. Then that ship left and this ship crashed in the exact same spot.

[beatdarude1]

didint the blues take the reds jeep?

[wallmartwonder]

haha medical super private first class

[neowilliams]

"Where did it come from?"

"Its a spaceship, it came from space"

One of my favorite lines in the series XD

[parodious]

lol i must say that i do like the LOZ TP music

[kingjesse1122]

why is it all epic in the beginning?

[halogirl9000]

yah, we always need to know who made the vid.

[kingjesse1122]

rooster teeth

[iTzKNiiVeS]

im still laying here.... why wont anyone hurt me

[ravensdreamsx]

it's help me

[iTzKNiiVeS]

my B

[Zeekill3]

Dibs. Dibs. I just called dibs. This is my ship now. Lol!!!

[ball0ketchup]

yep :o

[BaileyForLife]

funniest one yet!!!

[bamarine247]

am i going to turn into one of them?

shut up, caboose!

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

shut up, caboose.

lol

[therevolutionary101]

Do you want to watch this episode of Red vs. Blue and others in HD? Well come and watch videos by therevolutionary101 for all of your Red vs. Blue HD needs.

[pillsburyDoughBoy110]

my body...is trying to die lol

[FugeesTheScore]

Church: step on its neck and shoot it in the head, because thats how i roll.

[hi62984]

"don't leave me with the horibale docter"

"oh shut up caboose"

"now he's cursing at me!"

lol =Þ

[byrntlove]

You are very pretentious.

[Skulblaka1987]

Caboose: my body......is trying.....to die.

god you gotta love caboose

[Kataaval]

"I think i'm going to stop standing now."

[holydamn5]

i can't feel my torso!

[mdogg2294]

will everyone pllllleeeaaaaassssseeeeeee stop bitching about the video. all that really matters is that someone put it on youtube and now its here for your viewing pleasure...

o.0 i can't believe tucker had a baby thats bloody outrageous.

[maineiac70]

bloody...

thats wicked awesome

[SoulsAlight]

DcDs? OMG! What year is it?

[nikkocorvin]

well at least he did not say CDC

[TonboXChocho]

Or PCP.

[TerryandJoe4Ever]

Church: Dibs. I just called dibs. Its my ship now. Dibs.

Simmons: No it isnt, jackass. We found it first.

Church: Yeah, but you didnt call dibs. I did. Dibs. See? I just did it again. Now get the fuck away from my ship, Tomato Can.

Simmons: Dont call me Tomato Can.

Shelia: Now step away from the ship Tomato Can.

Grif: Ha-ha! Tomato Can.

Shelia: You too, Lemon Head.

Grif: Hey, Im orange, not yellow!

RvB NEVER get's old!!!

[xdcwproductions]

Also i like bugs

[xdcwproductions]

It even has the rooster teeth intro. Also if this was his video. Why the fuck would he start a series with episode 78. USE YOUR TINY THING CALLED A BRAIN!

[xdcwproductions]

Also presents is a way of saying that you are showing it. So like "Whateverthefuckyouwantthisnam­etobe theater presents." Its just saying they are showing it.

[xdcwproductions]

how is it stealing?!?!? They already have a website I think you know it not his. Just dont say anything gosh. Im only writing this stuff because I know him.

[xdcwproductions]

Why the fuck would he need to grow up DeanGl. Its just a video. So what. If Roosterteeth realy cared they would put vilioting my copyright on flag.

[xdcwproductions]

People he didnt take credit for red vs vlue at the very end it says that Rooster teeth made it. Do your math. A thousand other people put red vs blue videos on youtube.

[lerbbabes]

i argree that he didnt do any think 1 wrong and that u so much 4 putting this on utube

[xxKuroKajixx]

Sargent: dont make me angry griff.. u wouldnt like me when im angry.... >>>> ::try and take it then. ch.:uuuuuuummmm ok. shiela? Shiela: u bet. ::FUCK! u forgot about that to didnt u? shiela: now step away from the ship tomato can :griff: haha tomato can Shiela: u to lemon head griff: Hey im orange not yellow!! ::Shiela laughs evily..O.O:: oh and primal2020 thats not what they said. u left out ALOT of words....

[primal2020]

my body...is trying...to die...

shutup cabboose.uuuuuuuuhhhhh.shutup cabboose.

dont leave me with the horrible doctor.shutup cabboose.

priceless.this never gets old

[sephirothclone712]

i cant feel my torso!

[Arleer157]

"And cuddling."

[sephirothclone712]

XD lol!!

[bluevipa]

lol tomato canXD

[abcefghijklmnopqrstz]

grow up everyone fucking does this shit. not with just rvb but anything when they had nothing to do with it.

he wants you to know it was him who uploaded it. grow up get the fuck over it and get some brain cells

[ungasa33]

well that would make him sound like a loser, he is just trying to inform you that it was him who uploaded it, increasing his chances of getting more sponsors.

[ungasa33]

people shut the fuck up and leave him alone by saying what he said at the beginning he's just taking credit for uploading the file on to youtube. If he was taking credit for making it, he would have cut off the beginning.

[karanous13]

ya it does say "thanks to rooster teeth in the credits. he never said that he made it he said he was presenting it

[nichum5]

dibs.

[mi6rider]

u two lemon head

HEY!! IM ORANGE NOT YELLOW!!!

lol

[buckozdude]

lol but cabbose better not be dead or ill stop watching these!!

[demon0976]

its in the credits Does anyone ever look at that?

[BarrytheChopperfan14]

Oh my God, this is my all-time favorite episode. Everything out of Caboose's mouth is epic. Episode 78 is a frickin' work of art.

[IamDayoldHate]

sounds like morris code!

[mattybutters]

Dibs!

[llC10UDll]

wow 1st ten seconds arent really needed :)

[gdogfolife]

yea totally agree, we can just read the headline

[mattybutters]

yeh no1 else did tht

[jefferymazzaball]

want me to call doughnuts mother?

[firevalkyrie92]

my body is trying to die

[jimmynewbrand]

im still laying here, why isnt anyone helping me?

[skatergyrl13]

caboose: "dont leave me with the horrible docter"

doc: "oh shut up"

caboose: "now he's cursing at me"

[redbob545]

Does that mean im ganna turn into one of them? BLLLLLLLAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGG...!

Dont leave me with the horible doctor!

OH shut up caboose.

Now hes cursing at me!