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  • THATS 1 BIG TURTLE! but cute

  • this is a cute fat turtle! :)

  • make soup

  • its not a alligator snapping turtle u cant hold the front of the carapace like that....itll eventually get u......thats what the word serpintina in the scientific name means.(snake like) refering to the long neck that can stretch far enough to bit its back leg....im not hating im just saying....other than that its a cool vid

  • @ontarioherper That's exactly what was going through my mind. They must have worked with this turtle a lot to get it to be that calm. I've caught many common snappers while fishing and they have incredible necks and move faster than you can!

  • damn, and i thought my little common snapper was fat

  • that is one fat turtle!

  • What sex os that snapper

  • Dear ExpertVillage: Since this poor animal is in your care and you sound proud of it's beautiful carapace - why not stop overfeeding it and instead provide it with a balanced diet which would make it less obese?

  • @KjellBrel I agree!

  • I feel bad for that poor turtle! It has a bad case of pyramiding and is EXTREMELY overweight.  I can't even finish watching this video...

  • @ReptiExpert ohh trust me that is not a bad case of pyramiding but it is extremely overwieght.I work at a place were we get rescue animals and we have had some extremely large pyramiding problems in the past

  • So that's what an obese turtle looks like.

  • is this a hybrid cow!? 0_o

  • IT'S BOWSER!

  • mother....

  • ตัวใหญ่ว่ะ

  • hi

  • wow.... that could take off more than just your finger

  • who the fuck would keep one of those?

    Oh nvm expertvillage would

  • can turtle be overweight

  • were i come from we eat these....but the ones we have are fucking huge!up to 2.5 feet wide.plus they can reach there heads around there body

  • she needs to watch that hand

  • ITS A KOOPA!

  • why wont it bite they get mad quick

  • Cartman will look like this in his second life as an animal :p

  • Beautiful creature!

  • my dear i just count like 4 or 6 time that u gave the tortle the time to bite off your hand you must be very very careful whit this turtle...... i was amaze when you touch the front leg... and still u keep your hand in place......wow

  • @herj830426 The turtle is too fat too atack xD

  • that looks good to eat.you just need to boil it in the water and fry it and put alot of spicy things in the stew,and u are good to go.

  • all turtle lovers check this out and like it's kool 

  • @Necroamnthys idk but have you seen others tortoises there fat maybe they ment to be like that im just saying

    

  • damn could u have chose a more obese turtle?

  • @Necroamnthys Snapping turtles are actually normally like that. It's weird.

  • aww , my turtle looks exactly like that one. except way smaller

  • boah ist die fett xD

  • what a jelly belly

  • i have one but hes a baby rite now

  • That girl sucks turtle penis.

  • Good thing human females don't have that sperm storage feature lol

  • wanna hear a joke... ? ExpertVillage

  • @SikhGugz women's rights

  • damn imagine 83 of them mother fuckers.

  • I want to marry you & open our own Jurrassic Park style reptile zoo. Then we can make 500 love-children who will all work on the Zoo for room & board. At our wedding Was (Not Was) will reunite and play their hit single "Walk the Dinosaur." National Geographic will feature us on the cover. The cover photo will be of us in lizard costumes making out in the jungle with our 500 love-children and an exploding volcano in the background. Many books and movies will be made documenting our romance.

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  • STOP RAPEING THE TURTLE

  • bite that bitch dammit i said bite her

  • That fatty sounds spoiled. Fed a diet of strawberry jello, sweet potatoes. and ground up fish.

  • looks like a pillow with a shell

  • "small pets" ya lol

  • What have you been feeding it? Twinkies?

  • @veelalynne She said it was ground fish in jello. Yeah, Jello.

  • @veelalynne jello and sweet potatoes with fish

    

  • @veelalynne reading your comment made my day lol XD

  • @veelalynne ROFL!

  • lol i love how she struggles to pick it up

  • This turtle get teased by other turtles lol

  • The entire video I was just waiting for it to lunge out and snap onto her arm or something..

  • bite that fat bitch

  • oh lordy.....um.....nutrisystem? >.>

  • it looks it's outgrowing its shell

  • 0:47 look what she touches

    

  • I wouldn't what to accedently step on that! :O

  • holy fucking shit my fucking gosh that fucking is fucking oh my shit that fucking shit is fucking huge...

  • HEY PUT YOUR FINGERS IN IT MOUTH I HEARD THEY LIKE THAT.

  • i ment his

  • stop you might rip hes or hers shell of

  • @MrWacko2000 she isnt gonna rip its shell of thats the way you supposed to hold the

  • Hey lady, do you know how dangerous that turtle is?

  • OMG!!!

  • Cool! Now I know how to handle a snapping turtle... Can't wait till I see the next one!

  • That is an awesome snapping turtle, The ones I catch are full of algae and mud. There are a couple videos on my channel of me catching some snapping turtles. Check them out. Do it.

  • Holy tits, ITS HUGE!!!

  • @thatonechick4444 LOL holy tits?

  • @phanjonathanm Lmfao yessss

  • @thatonechick4444 Wtf,where did you come up with that?!LOL

  • @phanjonathanm Hahahahaha my school

  • @thatonechick4444 LOL I woulda said somethin like holy shiits...

  • I WANT ONE !

    Everytime I see a different animal, I want to have it.

    Animals are so interesting. Espescially exotic pets like parrots or reptiles.

    I have a budgie, a dog and a leopard gecko. Nothing exceptional lol.

  • @nickierainbow ... you are my new favorite person. Possibly my long lost sibling.

  • @Platychidnapus lol, probably xD

  • @nickierainbow Would you like to have my cock? It's for free! L0L

  • @gnossticc haha why not 8D

  • @nickierainbow Sorry, it was a bad joke of mine! ;-) Peace, Cheers! This is indeed a beautiful turtle but not like the alligator snapper. How old is she?

  • @gnossticc No prob, I'm used to guys' jokes XD ! I actually thought it was pretty funny...

    I have no idea how old she is, seriously.

  • @nickierainbow i have one

    

  • @nickierainbow I love you... wait, ur a girl right?

  • @StefyStuff Yes I am :)

  • :50 ....I wonder what her night job is....

  • Turtles obese . That's what it gets from living in America, smh .

  • turtle asks:  Is inspection over? 8l

  • I know some christians that don't believe dinosaurs existed. I wonder if they think this creature is a fake.

  • @Viktir666 that's a bit weird =/  What next they don't believe in the periodic table.

  • @LEGOGUY291 LOL not sure, I will research that one.

  • *aah it touches my azz...get ya hand off i aint female !!*

  • omg bowser

  • Would that thing slice off a finger?

  • @Viktir666 yes.

  • @Viktir666 They have the second strongest jaws in the animal kingdom.

  • @PUNKem733 What animal is #1 strongest in the jaw strength category?

  • @Viktir666 I'm sorry, it's #3. Crocodile is #1, Alligator #2, and the Common snapper is #3.

  • @PUNKem733 Where does Mike Tyson's bite rank among these?

  • This turtle is the version evil of turtle`s.

  • that is a fat snapping turtle

  • diet maybe

  • mavs choked game 3

  • LEBRON TRAVELED

  • Blastoise!

  • Note most snapping turtles will bite your fingers off Dont try this at home

  • that is one fat turtle lol but wut a beautiful shell ^_^

  • i found one in my yard today its trying to make a nest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Careful, or it will bite your fun-bags, bitch.

  • "the tail can usually be about half the size of its body" *turtle poops on her hand*

  • it a common snapping turtle it wont snap ur arm off becuz it "Common" if it say alligator snapping turtle then those are the one will bite ur arm off.

  • @hiddendragon100 Good spelling and grammar, and that couldn't be further from the truth common snapping turtles are just as mean, this is the tamest one ive ever seen.

  • @SnakesAndShit ok......

  • why is it not trying to eat your arm?

  • he looks a little pudgy 

  • @protogod19 Yeah, they get like that sometimes from eating too much human face.

  • GAMERA!!!

  • i saw this vid when it came out, hes HUGE, how old is he, and im assuming hes extremely used to people if hes THAT tame

  • how did i end up here !

  • leev the poor bugga alone hes fed up of bn manhandled

  • in chineese this is a great protien!!

  • ill pay 1500 for the shell

  • @elspiclatino pay for pull, that shell is more required by that turtle than u, respect living creatures, u wont cut ur hand n sell so y ask this turtle just coz he can say ;(

  • @sainaveenbali shut up!

  • @elspiclatino u f#^K off

  • @sainaveenbali go hug a tree you hippie fuck!

  • @elspiclatino y should i u go to hell u shit sob

  • I see that MOFO in mcdonalds every day! look at son of a.... he is gangsta

  • pokemon blastoise

  • this snappers look really funny. it looks like they use toooo much steroids,so they pop out of their house :-)

  • how old is that snapping turtle?

    

  • his protective shell looks like a little hat and his legs like a big fat spread butt cheecks and then if he tried to hide he couldnt get n his shell ROFL

  • When do they hatch in eastern ontario?

  • That's a hefty looking turtle.

  • LOOKS LIKE MY DICK,

    nahh

  • why does it looks so fat??!!

  • @vencugar its been eating fish, sweet potatoe, and jellow smoothies all its life what do you expect

  • that turtle is extremely calm. im amazed its not trying to bite her

  • looks fat

  • I have to say this snapping turtle must be very used to being handled. Usually when they feel threatened they'll open their mouths up, struggle, and ram you with its rear shell. This turtle did none of this. He's not threatened or worried. He's just used to being handled by her. He's fine.

  • You know..this is a very very gorgeous snapper. I'm going to try the sweet potatoe/strawberry thing.. 

  • you better careful..

  • You kidding me? the first thing a snapper does when threatened if turn around, open its mouth, hiss an face the threat! in ten years of catching wild ones of all sizes, I've never been Mooned by a turtle. They only turn around to retreat back into the water, out in the open on land, they never do.

    It almost sounds like shes making that up. anyone ever see a snapping turtle do that? please comment.

  • Red "spiky" back, globulous eyes......what the hell is the subspecie of this Chelydra?

  • poor turtle haha

  • BLASTOISE!

    

  • That turtle looks obese

  • holy shit

  • i saw the amount of videos the user had.. i was like "OMG THEY HAVE ALMOST AS MUCH AS EXPERTVILLAGE!" that's when i realized.. it was expertvillage. x_x

  • a turtleshell made table... what a great idea :D

  • I like hearing this chick grunt. ;D

  • holy crap it's so fat it's storing some of it's fat in it's eyes!!

  • looks fat

  • isn't it kind of fat ? i thought turtles are supposed to be able to hide inside the shells for protection but this one doesn't seem able to do that... i'm not an expert but i have seen a lot of pictures and footage with turtles and this one looks obese to me...

  • @MystycVegeta Yes it is.Though This type of turtles dont hide in their shells.

  • @marschiee Remember youtube and the internet is an american invention, pay respects rather than insult.

  • @marschiee dude screw you

  • Is it just me or does that turtle eat at mcdonalds?

  • that thing is huge!

  • Cryptozoology novel about two boys who find something strange on the beach one night see video book trailer

  • God, super ignorant to handle that animal that way. Even if he is habituated to human handling, it only takes him getting pissy for a split second for him to take a finger.

  • @rschuman50 This is how you handle a snapping turtle moron, would you hold this thing like a puppy and have it snap your finger off?

  • @MrTehHermit I'm the moron? Are you watching the same video as everyone else? 1:46, your telling me that is a smart thing to do? I know how to handle reptiles, I have been doing it all my life, and that is not a smart thing to do with that animal, I never said one should handle a snapping turtle "like a puppy." The carapace grip is correct, poking the turtle's front toes is playing with fire, asking to "have it snap your finger off." Think before you post you asshole.

  • It looks like bacon!

  • This turtle's carapace is undersized for the critter. I have to wonder if red dye #2, #9 or #40 stunted the growth of the carapace. The critter may be old enough to have been fed the now banned red dye #2 in its Jello....

  • that turtle is morbidly obese!

  • Jesus , that turtle can pull of a hand and she is touching it like that.

  • It's like DON'T TOUCH ME BRO.... I MEAN SIS.

  • id be like FUCK THAT its gonna eat me

  • Holly Jesus! Looks more like it was fed red strawberry filled twinkies.

  • @ccckkkmmm69

    LOLLOLLOL yes, it does!!!

  • fucking huge !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lives forever, and does nothing at all

  • Somebody overfed their turtle..

  • I see soooooo many people place their hands on the carapace right above the head (where she is holding it). The extention/retraction of the neck of a snapping turtle is really fast and they are able to reach that very spot. I use to feed mine right there all the time as a little "trick". And that turtle is overfed...

  • @rooobinhoood She is clearly a professional & this snapping turtle is obviously domestic as it has been in captivity probably since a hatchling. You as a fellow/former snapping turtle owner Im sure you're aware of how intelligent they are-- recognizing faces, & can be pretty docile to an extent. While it is not recommended or admittedly wise, If I want, I can safely stroke my snappers chin & even touch her nose occasionally & she just gives a grouchy attitude like this one here.

  • The way she talks gives me a headache..