Terrible Sequel Headaches (part 7/32)

[Presidentjh]

"Why did you mummify Matt Lesko?"

What a reference.

[jmm1233]

lesuirse suit mike dawson 

[uberCharlie7552]

4:14

I DIDN'T KILL CLOWN EITHER

[Sonic619]

So what do you think about this game, Lucifer?

"It's SSSSShit."

[AlkalineBatterien]

I think the twins are joined at the dress...

[Gigaspine7]

"A fortune teller. These people are nothing but ripoff artists. That's probably how the carnival makes it's profits."

Mike Dawson: Youngest alzheimer's sufferer.

[XxCamcorderxX]

Mike Dawson: Master Detective

[drkinferno72]

@XxCamcorderxX or master defective

[rachelmacburnie]

@SodaGuyGamer slowbeef and Diabetus are too high class for that's what she said jokes.

[Suzaku000]

This carnival sucks. Its grand features consist of a sick, manically depressed dead clown, a large pseudo Russian in a toga working out, a pair of identical twins (because THAT'S rare!), and a pseudo Russian gypsy with a large cobra reading the script to Dark Seed II.

[NintendoCentralFan12]

7:50 Sly? SLY COOPER???

I BLOODY LOVE THAT SERIES!!!

[armegeddis]

@NintendoCentralFan12 Sly Stallone, AKA Sylvester Stallone, you dumbass.

[calvinjluther]

Are those two men wearing wigs?

[KilobyteBrain]

@calvinjluther Nope. All natural.

[grottypissedstained]

Wow, Mike is so fucking slick.

[whitelessII]

Mike Dawson: Do I have a big nose, mum?

Mike Dawson`s mum: Stop thinking about sex!

[SQUIZZLER24]

"We're writing poscards to all the famous people!" <:)

"Everyone you're writing to is DEAD." |:|

Mike Dawson, crusher of dreams.

[TheFlyers1980]

It is crazy to think the guy that wrote this is now writing james bonds books.

[YakJohnson]

"Hi, I'm Mike Dawson from the Church of Latter Day Saints, and I'm here to talk to you about who murdered Rita."

[TooneyD]

Mike: "Did YOU murder Rita?"

Mrs. Ramirez: "Yes."

Mike: "Oh."

Credits start rolling.

[redblueandgray]

Wait,wait,wait. They are siamese twins? I'm calling BS on that. Siamese twins must be identical twins, and these people have different voices and hair color.

[amazingred09]

@redblueandgray well the hair colour can be explained by saying one of them dyed there hair at some point so people could tell the difference easier, but you are right about there voices being different, that is bs XD

[havvyweponsman]

"But I've never actually seen a pair until now."

Story of Mike Dawson's life.

[LordIronHat]

God, what was your relation with Rita?

[hitjohnyup]

Isn't this one of those CD-i Zelda games...

[LeGareBear]

@hitjohnyup We don't speak of those...



[AmazingL4rry]

You really have to admire the dedication of the guy who made the source video, he seems absolutely committed to making sure not a single bit of redundant or pointless flavor dialog goes unmuttered or that we don't have ample time to take in the spectacle of each pre-rendered background.

[6MDMaster6]

"That is a big snake. Is he friendly?" Perfect that's what she said moment.

[tkmachine]

ssSsSs

[3Gads]

Today's episode is brought to you by Mike Dawson, Mirrors, and Postcards!

[Trina120889]

I cant stop laughing!!!

[SamuraiFoochs]

Y'know Betus, you describing the "find Mike Dawson" game reminds me that when it's a Queen to find, the game is called "Find The Lady". Seems appropriate.

"I have bad dreams about mazes". Jesus Christ.

[WhiteTiger225]

Okay I just noticed this.. 12:10 Creepy Geiger babyface on the yellow/orange cart.

[MoltenMustafa]

Only you guys can make something so boring so entertaining.

[Zakuzelo]

Lucifer is the best character in the game.

[Ygdrasel]

This is a comment.

...

*Hisssssss*

[Zknight7126]

I think the smily magnet murdered Rida.

[Ygdrasel]

The clown murdered her. The twist, however, is that he was paid off to do so by Mike's mom because that homewrecker Rita ruined her boiled water.

[PickpocketSan]

Mike could've gotten Daisy off of her twin if he just killed the fortune teller and obtained Search Snake.

[zashbot]

"I've never actually seen a pair until now...these two are quite lovely"

are we talking about siamese twins or boobs?

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@zashbot

Gargon's balls

[wabdih]

"My name is Phillip Marleau"

"What do you take us for? Fools?

"My name is Mike Dawson"

[RedSHARK6]

Hey Gargon did you murder Rita?

[Fishmon14]

You damn young people!

[mclame22]

"I need some help. Could you lift an anvil off an ice chest for me?"

[grit1]

Philip Marlowe= Protagonist/Narrator of Heart of Darkness

[horngatekeeper]

@grit1 surely you're not serious

[Aabicus]

@grit1: I'm pretty sure Charlie Marlow was the narrator of Heart of Darkness.

[Fuzzy192006]

I won't be watching this on blip. Shit of this caliber must be sipped slowly, like a fine wine.

[wabdih]

@Fuzzy192006 I feel you

[EnemyToad]

Minnie and Daisy? as in Mouse and Duck? really Mike Dawson?

[buneter]

@EnemyToad as in mike dawson

[jdwind6]

"What's my fortune?"

You're an idiot.

[ajardoor]

"All you young people are servants of Satan!"

Hmmm, in that case, maybe I should check in Satan, ask him if he murdered Rita?

[TheCoincidence]

Seriously, do we even go into the Dark World in this game?

[NCHammer326]

That fortune teller doesn't have shit on the all-knowing hose-wielder that is Paul.

[PTp1ranha]

I'm actually sort of enjoying this game in a "so bad it's good" way. Though probably only because of you guys.

[Unknownhero1423]

I think it's awesome how Diabetus say's "crotch thrust!" It sounds so epic...

[Paratroopa1]

MIKE DAWSON DEFEATED

GET EQUIPPED WITH: RING TOSS

[thunderhogTH]

"That's the biggest damn snake I've ever seen"

I'd say "that's what she said", but that's kind of implied.

[corona180]

Not only did the evil voices in Daisy's head tell her to build the Hall of Mirrors, but they also want her to construct an arcade that only let's you play Dark Seed II.

[pteroid11]

"No one is watching your show except Mike Dawson!"

They'd rather it just be nobody.

[pullahoko]

So here's a stumper:

if Mike got it on with the siamese twins, would it be a threesome or not?

[PickpocketSan]

"I think this game is rigged" is what I always say when I play Darkseed. And "I've never seen a pair until now" is what Mike says when he stumbles into the men's locker room.

[GXEntertainment]

Mike forgot to ask Mrs. Ramirez if she could lift an anvil.

[KKoserYaks]

Mike Dawson wandered into the maze of mirrors. All was well until all of a sudden, he looked into one of the mirrors and said "Hey you! Did you murder Rita!?"

[A6YHUTYFITTUYV7]

honestly how the guy playing the game is more irritating than the game itself

[KantorekBaumerB14]

@A6YHUTYFITTUYV7 i know he solves all the puzzles in the most obtuse way possible

[kirbythecreampuff]

"I see a hat rack with one of its pegs occupied... By Jack"

[mrmorozov9]

I wouldn't be surprised if the end credits read "Writing - Grogg, a caveman we thawed out of an iceberg".

[bobbinsthethird]

@mrmorozov9 Mike Dawson- A caveman we thawed out of a Minecraft Convention

[liiga14]

"Let go of her, Daisy!"

Am I the only one who finds that very ironic?

[Bashe86]

Heavy metal killed Rita!

[schrodingersduck]

Two women writing postcards, a guy doing weights, an annoyingly loud snake, three games and a maze with no dead ends. This circus has it all!

[Trobott]

The reason there is no reflection in the mirror is due to the probability that if anyone ever seen two mike dawsons at once the universe would implode

[eternalobliviox71]

Ya know, I think they made Mike so retarded because if he were any smarter he'd be making fun of how shitty this game is, too.

[skinandbones42]

"That's the biggest snake I've ever seen!", almost as big as your black cell mate's snake... You know, after your found guilty of murder. Have fun being some guy's girlfriend on those lonely nights.

[Thereisnospork303]

Mike Dawson: The True 40 Year Old Virgin

[MisterSkavato]

What can you tell me about thissSSSSSSSSSSS?

[pringlesguy1]

Barbell, did you murder Rita?

[Judgementxxx]

@pringlesguy1 Did you murder Rita?

[arcticfox04]

I want Mike Dawson for my Wing Man.

[TheorySH]

At this point, I feel like Dark Seed II has become a fact of life.

[AgentCack]

HISS!.....HISS!.....HISS!.....­.....HISS!

[PrickRolled]

This game is so fucking terrible in every way.

[werebee]

Daisy has the right attitude when dealing with Mike. Insult him and tell him to get the fuck out.

[DorianCairne]

@werebee ...but then interspersing it with randomly drooling over how hot he supposedly is. Though they probably just threw that in to keep the real-life Dawson from throwing a tantrum and suing them.

[werebee]

@DorianCairne Yeah, I typed up the comment before she mentioned how young and virile he is.

[ZeroShift0]

SSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS SSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSS SSSSSSSSSS SSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSS SSSSSSSSSSS SSSSS SSSSSSSS

[pullahoko]

Mike Dawson in front of Big Ben: "I wonder what time it is!"

[paulwarnstedt]

@vhulk501 any button: crawl in a corner and cry

[cc12321]

Gargan: I'm in the middle of my act

Mike : Oh sorry. Audience, what was your relation to Rita? ... WHO I DID NOT MURDER

[teababe27]

Heavy metal music? I guess I'm included in the "spawn of Satan" population.

[BoisterousBizarnes]

"Why would you name a female snake Lucifer?

It probably had its name changed after it MURDERED RITA, WHICH I DID NOT DO!"

[Skelengar]

Shouldn't longplayers know what they have to do to progress the game?

[WedgeAntilles66]

@Skelengar The longplayer knows exactly what to do, but they have to waste a little bit of time so that it can be a true longplay. It's not a speedrun, you know.

[Skelengar]

@WedgeAntilles66 This game is long enough as it is.

[razor8191]

I'll give Dark Seed II credit on one thing, it's a self-aware game that too is also tired of Mike Dawson's bullshit.

[Duujin]

Mike: "That's funny. Everyone these postcards are addressed to is dead."

Missing dialogue: "But it's not like I killed them or anything."

[inferno232]

Mirrors, did you murder Rita? Locked door, did you murder Rita? Anvil, did you murder Rita? Stack of postcards, did you... (ETC.)

[CardsOfTheHeart]

Minnie & Daisy? Did Disney help make this game?

[Hamsteere]

Hey, Siamese Twins!

Did you kill Rita?

[TheLastThingWeNeed]

After hearing Daisy talk about Mike, i'm pretty sure that he DID make this game.

[Darsular]

Hello, Siamese Twins ladies who are totally not just two women sitting next to each other on a couch.

[Flashback1987g]

Mirrors, did you kill Rita?

[sagacious03]

And so, we learn that just like Mike Dawson can't be relied upon to make a good game, he can't even retrieve medicine either.

[bobbyewing311]

Mike Daswson has no reflection because even mirrors refuse to have anything to do with him.

[TehEvilChicken]

He probably dug up the graves of those people who are getting the post cards. That's obviously how he knows

[ScootRush]

The entire let's play makes 1000% more sense once you just acknowledge that Mike is autistic.

[rickhh1]

Was Mike Dawson related to Niles Crane?

[antisadism]

@rickhh1 I dont think Dawson could ever recieve the credentials to be a psychiatrist or any job involving communication.

[rickhh1]

@antisadism Fine... Maris Crane then.

[TheFruitsnacks93]

I have a question... is there anything Mike Dawson can accomplish? Since he seems to fail at everything he does.

[MrTigt]

@Neotails8762 Because they have different voiceboxes, I imagine.

[vonFiedler]

So I had to google it to remember that Michael Dawson is also a character on Lost.

[Neotails8762]

Why do the siamese TWINS have different voice actors?

[TheToast7]

@Neotails8762 Why do the siamese twins both have two arms sometimes, and sometimes they each have one arm, but the arm is always the right one, even for the twin on the left?

[Erinloveable]

When he said "Way to close" I choked on my cereal laughing lol. If a guy told me "Mazes give me nightmares." while hitting on me, I think I would laugh.. in his face :p

[foogai]

I really admire you guys...I would have lost my mental health after 10 minutes of playing this.

[EnthusiasticallyLazy]

Looks like takeshis castle, honey cone maze

[Doperwtje81]

'Mirrors, what's your relation with Rita?'

[grenadier42]

@Doperwtje81

WHO I TOTALLY DID NOT MURDER.

[Pkyewbeam]

HISSSS

[Snoremacs]

This must be an absolute joy to play.

[moccamonster]

The mirror puzzle, truly the origin of Bejeweled.

[shoplifting1is1fun]

@moccamonster

So that's where that came from. Dark Seed 2 was obviously a highly influential game