Dead Slutty Abe Lincoln Tutorial - Halloween Makeup!

[Egirl1003]

lol its probably all Brees haha x)

[theskewlgeekz]

i couldn't stop looking at his mustache...

[Ealadious]

still waiting for dead slutty catwoman...

[anniebeanannie1]

i am totes being baberham Lincoln haha

[Iwuzhere321]

I'm turned on

[smosheralison]

Lidding..that's genius!

[HelloMello4221]

steve is a god among comedians.

[MrMatthewUnger]

What did I just watch?

[christainbluvr]

Is he gay jw nothing aginst gays I just want to know

[FOGHATfan4life]

@christainbluvr hes improving

[HannahWillisx]

@christainbluvr LOL no, his name isnt even chad. it steve :3

[HannahWillisx]

@christainbluvr oh and he doesnt wear makeup, its just a sketch

[Ingibjorg97]

are you sirius?

[cine6teen]

You're a dude. I wish I had your make up kit.

[makeupmania3]

Awesome tutorial! I want to try this. I'm posting it to my obsesh.com

[theguy12346]

wow this is straight :D

[LeahxLunacy]

"SEPHORA DON'T OWN NO CHAD !" LMFAO :'D

[LeahxLunacy]

"SEPHORA DON'T OWN CHAD !" LMFAO :'D

[Mattobehero]

TIME TO GET SLUTTY!

[EmmasSecrets]

0:53 I can see Andrea's makeup train case in the background =)

[Ordimis]

This guy is.. Straight?

[araines15]

rofl "fartin' around in the dark" did any one else think that was funny????

[distortedviolet]

@araines15 YES!

[MISSxSHIVY]

what a freak!

[thebigbadwhatever]

I think I can see a bit of a uni brow a bit on Chad?

[hcs611]

is this guy really straight..?

[C0yotie]

Down syndrom chad...lol

[TWILIGHTFANATIC1998]

The primer u used was not cover girl it was lancome u have insulted the industry u r a disgrace

[OmgwtfwtfOmg]

@TWILIGHTFANATIC1998 You're not a makeup artist, nor a representative for Lancome. Judging from your name, you were born in 1998, making you 12 years old. Just because you saw a Lancome Genefique commercial doesn't mean you know what you're talking about. You can't spell, your grammar and punctuation suck, and your user name is Twilight Fanatic. Are you realizing how irrelevant and astoundingly retarded your comment was? Learn your manners early to avoid getting decked in the face in real life.

[bsubassbaby2]

ohhh i could not stop laughing

[marcusnicko]

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[VampirateYuki]

omg I'm a candlestick for Halloween!

[DontBelieveInDragons]

"KICKIN ITS ASS... Then you just kinda wanna get it right on the cheeks, lightly apply"

[iluvNYC1231]

hey, do you use Maybelline for men?

*snl reference... just saying.*

[lian4119]

that's your profile pic lol

[IlBludthethird]

LOL at the fluttering eye lashes at 2:01 - 2:03

[poopinmolly]

this is frickin awesome.

obviously he is a guy blessed with tips. tits or tips? hmm ;)

[FireCrackersROCK1]

he said DONT SCREW UP coz you only got one chance at this!!

[luvsnice]

i like how he has expensive primers and stuff

[araines15]

@luvsnice he lives with a girl sooo, its prolly all hers but thats what i though too. :P

[GrubbyTubby]

HAHAHH 2:51 - 2:52 

[jilijub]

you've never been sexier.

[internationalutuber]

Lol. I love Chad!

[laughdancelyrics]

you have the most annoying voice i have ever heard

[supermariostar1111]

Gay

[Missgamergirl212]

Haha! It's like the guy version of jpmetz!

[violetgrlgonecrazy]

i love how you put on make up better than "squeegeegloss22" lmao

[sirlibirate41]

I DONT GIVE A SWEET JESUS!

Thumb up?

[XxjackiemxX]

" you can spend your time with your hand

On your junk, walking around in the darkness" to funny lmfao XD

[violettemonkey17]

2:53 "Got the dead done, time to get slutty."

Bahaha. My favorite bit. :D

[yy55kk]

my fav part:" unfortunatly after my rant earlier....uh, you do have to go to sephora" hahaha

[SophiaChonger]

so fucking funny

[Nikelz]

I learned & laughed and that's always great!!

[mocacup34]

you're awful good at that for being straight....

[HairObsessive]

Where has Ask Sketch been?

[yepshesblonde34]

its a long one, but its the motto.

[marionbonneaux]

So fucking hilarious.

[EcmGas]

Are you supposed to be that burned out, recovering coke addict guy who does the shamwow commercials?

[SingingDiva42]

fuk I want some damn CHAD.

[ILYTOKIOHOTEL1]

"i got the posh pink cuz it matches my shade really well." lol. thats a lil gay.

[KomputerGeek35]

bashin it around a little bit. kickin its ass. LOL!

[MattJudge03]

i hate chad. 

[MartinKirovv]

@maskedonska good job pointing out the obvious

[holycrap127]

Your cheek bones look fantastic! :)

[ohthisoneman]

LMAO

[delzirockz]

i actually went as this!

[heywhatupsarah]

loooooove chad's make up tips!!!

[Zippedychick]

LOVE your slutty coral lipstick chad! I've obtained an unhealthy addiction to MAC makeup the past couple months. What should I do?

[sofiexoxo13]

This is one awkward video.

[mattdogg65]

"get your covergirl primer forget about it get it get out you're done" hahahaaha hilarious

[MakeupMakesMeeHappy]

@mattdogg65 What's so funny is, that bottle was not Cover Girl, it looked like Lancome.

[jdbye]

Lol at his face if you pause at the beginning of the video.

[Merrozthrowed]

@jdbye fuck you 2!

[Darkpoeticangel]

@jdbye LoL

[SpecialGu3st]

Why are people saying this isn't funny? It was fucking hilarious lol

[Corey40108]

224 People wish the could be a real dead slutty Abe Lincoln.

[tigerlily9938]

I love the guys point of view on makeup haha . I was giggling so hard love it!

[yy55kk]

what does he say after " hey, girls heres a guy you can take to ______?"

[Sterces]

@yy55kk CPK, California Pizza Kitchen?

[SteveGreeneComedy]

@maskedonska thank you maskedonska!!

[keithurbanfan100]

yeah youre just weird

[kickass6000]

wat the hell hes annoying

[seliinaXD]

@kickass6000 gtfo

[kimotosushi]

LOL manly ass make up xD

[MrCashmoney324]

How gay ru

[fucksplash]

Is he serious? Because it doesnt look to proffesional to be honest...

Maybe its a joke.... Im not sure.

[austinforprez]

@fucksplash You're an idiot. Let me spell it out for you: TotallySketch is a COMEDY channel. This is a COMEDY video. So put the two together and you come to the conclusion:

OF COURSE IT'S SERIOUS DUH.

[fucksplash]

@austinforprez Yes i know, IT WAS A JOKE. ok?

[austinforprez]

@fucksplash Yea NOW you know. You're lucky I was here to enlighten you.

[fucksplash]

@maskedonska What? i thaught makeup was manly... Is it not??

[ebaay1]

This is entertainment on the highest level, lol

[devinsean1999]

use protection!

[TheJediKebabShop]

****WATCH A VIDEO OF SOMEONE TAKING A SHIT ON THE ROAD ON MY CHANNEL****

[rodneymckay90]

Sephora don't own no Chad!

[1mbritt]

I have never heard anyone make CoverGirl sound so manly. Haha

[catta467]

Oh this was hot.

[xooxViCtORiAxoox]

XD Thats in Andreas room. I think

[aylielove]

Mike Hawk.

[PivotDoodle]

This is effing manly.

[33ecolayzer33]

you look like MICHEAL JACKSON !

[TopHatMOON]

dane cook?

[WhatxAxn00b]

@maskedonska Oh thanks captain obvious!!!

[Deepstarr7020]

I subscribed because Sephora don't own no Chad :)

[SteveGreeneComedy]

@Deepstarr7020 :)

[happEsmile]

can you put up the bloopers please?

[shahror09]

i thought he said "MAKE UP TITS"

[TheSusanaCastillo]

u got some bitchin cheekbones dude.

[MsTexascutie]

Time to get sluttyy

[JustSayin27]

he likes turtles

[Moomoobobo]

LMAO "Girl's aren't gonna have sex with you Ph.D"

[markgoffeney]

watch?v=ZYJx3ZnaQ3I

[rachielishis]

for somebody that just subscribed and started watching totally sketch today like me ... i have nothing to say but wow

[simplyme4815]

hey he"s right... about the muscles and stuff... does that make me a slut?? :$

[misskatelyn33]

LMAO SOOO FUCKIN FUNNY!!

[dejahthoris]

totally hilarious

[AcrosstheStates2002]

you cant buy no chad

rofl!!

[holtsec]

...shane's hotter.. ;)

[greciatc]

hottest guru eveeeeeeeeer

[greciatc]

hes so hot

[blacktoadeGIRL297]

Love you, Chad!

Even if you do know a lot about makeup... :)

[ShaneDawsonRocks1145]

ur so cute <3 nice motto :P

[Sydpart2]

Anyone else think he looks like Jason Mews?

[Irishslave55]

I fuckin love him<3

[SteveGreeneComedy]

@Irishslave55 i love you irishslave! :)

[MusicMel97]

Hmm.

You're my new favorite guru. (:



[SteveGreeneComedy]

@MusicMel97 thank you musicmel!!

[MusicMel97]

@SteveGreeneComedy Any time, haha

[baccaratbargaineq]

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[CourtneyAnnXD]

i love Steve Greene=]

[SteveGreeneComedy]

@CourtneyAnnXD I love you courtneyann!! :)

[CatSqrrlGrrl]

Chad, Chad, Chad ... Your forget the eyes! The eyes are KEY.

[SteveGreeneComedy]

@CatSqrrlGrrl we'll get em next time catsqrrlgrrl!! :)

[TaRedneckDramaCircle]

If you do this often....get some E.L.F that stuff is great....and it is cheap.

Do more make more make-up videos...You're a natural!!!

[MrWillb2010]

he is 2 good at this

[JadedBeauty86]

lol?

[KiLIAcReEd]

uhh....well that wasnt what i expected at all getting to you from shanedawson i expected it alot funnier but it was still gudish i guess

[MissLucyRushton]

Well this was boring...

He was trying waaaaaaay too hard to be funny. Didn't work.

[2JoeStudios]

he is kidding right?^^

[emoryiscool1]

FAKE AND GAY

[xoxBrittyBoo]

lmao, don't screw it up, you got one shot xD

[Labialterror]

haha this was great

[beautyofgrea]

OMG! Chad, why'd you try to give me the slip. D:

[allisorable]

Phd = pretty huge dick

they will have sex with your phd.

[Rawrrrx19]

Yeaaah, slut it up!

[sailordudet]

He talks like the four year old I babysit....literally.

[Swerdman55]

not funny.

[bambams87]

LOL "it's time to free the slaves"

[iSimpleGirl]

.... DUDE WASTE OF EXPENSIVE MAKEUP ( lancome and mac :O)

[lalakers2011]

Pointless and stupid

[courtneyH58]

Wow putting on lipstick is like football!?!?!

[MrElemmakil]

lol

[SpitfireSpoon]

I loved how you made wearing makeup manly :)

[yourvidisbad101]

FLAGGED!

[bellabreakdown943]

You sure hes not gay?

[rocknurzo]

lol stop at 0:28 LOL

[MukerJEE313]

lool so funny

[GKstar7]

you are so fake it's nausiating

[rinjhfsd]

stupid and not funny

[Glory1X]

do you breath when you talk? lol

[fredefalk]

@Glory1X He does.. :)

[MestizoFilipino]

I like how you get all serious and sensitive when you're putting it on. haha, like you're bipolar kinda.

[kelvincyh]

lol i found it hard to listen to him.... XD

[xx3lisab3thxx]

Don't scrape.. DAB

[lydiamaroon]

deeeeeeeeeeeem that look was slutty LMFAO 

[autoharpage]

i find it funny how good u r at putting on lipstick XD

[MissySimpleM]

LOL xD

[sophiejew]

I love it when he says "you only get one shot at this" coz I kinda think that when I'm putting on things like liquid eyeliner and stuff :P

[LillyyandLulu]

funny but yeah tryin to hard

[nightmaaare]

u r tryiiiiiiiinng sooo hard !!! gayyyyyyyyy -_-

[KenCheatedOnBarbie]

:))

[BOTFDF]

Id tape that !♥