Real Rap Skills

[brunnetteinthehouse7]

@canadianstudmuffin no problem lol. it's a year and a half later, and i'm reading the comments again. they're just too funny. ranging from well thought out, blunt, not thought out at all, verbally incorrect, violent, and etc.

[jackdorward]

Phil McCracken for President !!

[canadianstudmuffin]

@jackdorward  Bless you! :P

[SteZooNeR]

3:22 Someone else seen that guy in backround!?

[SteZooNeR]

Zoom out by clicking 2 Then 3 Then 4 Then 5.

[Chrixxss2]

ga ga ga gay. get a hair loser , ur a skruny twig and live with ur mom

[XtractorGamez]

...and put down that bong?

[ReviewYouVids]

Notice that all his vids have tons of views, but more dislikes lol

[canadianstudmuffin]

@ReviewYouVids Actually, the only videos with more dislikes than likes are a handful like these with my comedy character Phil McCracken, because some people take the videos he is in seriously and think Phil is for real. Thank you.

[Angryprometheus]

you look like my librarian bitch in elementary school

[lilguz87]

look you old fart faggot. just what you are doing because you look like a fucking idiot your rapping is fucking gay that shit you call rap people wipe there ass with. your not tuff what 40 yr with a wig calls himself tuff that kissed a dude and is in the nick jonas fan club.wat the hell is wrong wit u

[anisnej10]

@lilguz87 and here you are raging over a freakin' joke? how dead-brained can you even be?

[glaciervillage]

Hoy...((_ _)) zzzZzzzzzZzzzzz

[marcos960331]

booooring

[Cry3viL]

Real amazing

[rlbsbc163bel]

dude...ill blaze some fire with you if you quit at life

[goobanater]

lol as soon as i saw this dude in the wig i subscribed lol. JBS FOR LIFE!

[meb26]

boring

[fang4551]

i think this is the worst rap vid in the world my dead dog could do way better

[PlantedCookie]

@fang4551 You seriously think this is a real rap?

[flaxmangrove]

This is really funny xD .......i keep watching your vids :P

[canadianstudmuffin]

@flaxmangrove Thank you. :)

[4lexSmith]

lol jo bros pic in the backround. every detail counts

[ATOMICKN1GHT]

creepy stare at 1:05

[TheJuicywaffle]

JOKES ON YOU I LIKE THIS SONG Wait no, I wasn't rick rolled.

[HornyHorse42]

HI AUNTY! HOWS UR WIG? DID THE DOCTOR SAY YOU'LL BE BALD FOR SOMETIME?

[LOVEjohnnyDEPP3000]

this is funny

[TheByrozCP]

O.o why is there a weird dude looking through the window at 3:23?thumbs down if you did

[tommyWillKillYou]

yo this craker has some skills keep grinding on bra

[RealHectic1]

this is a man girl lmao

[AmboyHeAdShOt]

Thats a dude with a wig

[KaneDoggalypse]

PS you're scarey!

[KaneDoggalypse]

:P "i kissed a guy once, but that does not mean i am gay, he was my cousin and it was an accident, an that's all im gonna say"

[TheBandFake]

Lawl you're such a stud :D

[maccagrabme]

The cat ain't happy about the situation.

[master222ful]

ur fat and ugly you look alittle pugy you suck you over wait hockey puck yo try to rap you stupid nipple flap yo skills are dull you can't beat master222ful

[HugsXOXOkissesXOXO]

@master222ful Yeah, your cool! First of all, I looked at your channel, and you have two freaken videos up and it's not even rapping! Second, she is not fat! And I'm not standing up for this fag in the video, I'm just saying if that's fat, then I wanna know what obsese is! Third, yeah this fag in the video might suck major ass, but she has WAY more views and subscribers then u EVER will! So why don't you just go fuck off

[master222ful]

@HugsXOXOkissesXOXO SHUT THE FUCK UP

[HugsXOXOkissesXOXO]

@master222ful Aww, I'm sorry? Can't handle the truth??

[master222ful]

ur fat and ugly you look alittle pugy you suck you over wait hockey puck yo try to rap you stupid nipple flap yo skills are dull you can't beat master22ful

[strangerpants]

You kinda look like Micheal Jackson!!! Thumbs up! Well... when he was alive.... RIP

[chuckysluggo]

You must be from Canada to get it. By the way, you are gay. Stop kidding yourself.

[HaroldGrumpy]

your funny man(: i like your vids i suscribed

[canadianstudmuffin]

@HaroldGrumpy Thanks very much.

[UltraMudkipz]

Blaze of Fire? Man what the fuck

[officialpatch]

i hope you dont have children for their sake...... and nice jonas brothers poster.......pedo

[benragus]

any oe see the guy in the window at 3:23

[benragus]

no your not

[DeathKnightPooter]

Jonas Brothers?

[stevo1209]

man im so fucking high and i still only made it in like 10 seconds before pause just to express how shit this is on the comments before closing the window turning off my computer and then covering myself in gasoline while having a smoke good bye

[spongebobgirl324]

GAYYYYY DO YOU REALLY TALK LIKE THAT IF SO THEN WOOOOOOOAAAAHHH

but funny haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa youre a good man phil

[frightman91]

JOHN CENA !!!!!

[repteotab43]

KITTY!!!!!!!

[L3GiTTEABAGGER4441]

This shit be pumpin dawg

[mrthisguy100]

encore encore

!!!!!!

[AntColon]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mydogsbiteu]

I feel bad for that cat

[tsmang73]

you suck dick man you can not even raping idiot?

[viomartyr]

@tsmang73 of course he's not. Raping is illegal and morally wrong.

[jczwest257]

so funny

[HelliOnurb]

"He was my cousin, and it was an accident, and that's all Im gonna say" ROFL!

[reaperFinishedMatlab]

THIS SHITS SO CASH

[HCSkateBoarD]

I'd kill your ass in a freestyle battle. I don't even need to write. Pretty sure most of us can lol. BUT, doesn't mean your rap sucks =)

[canadianstudmuffin]

@xxxRORYKxxxable  No comment... :P

[qwertygents]

this is definately the funniest thing ive seen on youtube in quite a few years!

[meikus0815]

Hilarious Mate ! :-)

[zac1199]

lol dude who was that guy in your window nice rap by the way

[fluffywoop]

Your videos are hilarious Phil. I cant stop watching:)

[canadianstudmuffin]

@fluffywoop Thanks very much. By the way, Phil has his own channel now on YouTube at philmccrackenrocks.

[fluffywoop]

@canadianstudmuffin Really?! Awesome Ill check it out:)

[92Fuckthepolice]

Everybody who is hating, fuck off if you think its that bad then stop fucking watching, hes hilarious and i hope you keep makin videos, ill watch em all

[SaraSharrow]

You look like you 52 get a life nobodys jealous you aint got talent. you dont kiss your cousin on accident. faget

[SecretlyAngelica]

This was scary and funny.

[Phoenyx7Rising]

I love it man! :D Great Lyrics and thank you! Very Funny :)

[bryant5266]

gaayyyyyy

gggaaaaayyyyyyyy hayyyahhahayyyaahhhaayyyy  gayyyyyy gayyyyyy

[bryant5266]

gaayyyyyy



[MrDopekid7]

Get a life!:D

[tomken8dy]

I wish it took ME so long to get hate comments. lol

[CPJ0717]

This is the best video i've ever watched.

:D

No joke.

hahaa, it's halarious.

[devoidfrog]

"so shut up your lips before i slug them with my machine gun of words"

[TheFlamer98]

I think my ears are broken

[TheFlamer98]

U r horrible

[rexlego12345]

 u suck!!!!!!!

[exoduscornflakes]

fucking cunt

[rachaelizdown1990]

I would so support Simon when he says, dud you fuckin suck. Get off my stage you quack!

[hAOlEAktiON]

This was da shiiiit

[FresnoMostwanted]

He's better than eminem :o

[Anthony123999]

i hope this bitch get shoots

[canadianstudmuffin]

@Anthony123999 ...and I hope you take some English lessons.

[ckdkress]

u r soooooooooooooooooooooo creepy and weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kateplus8fan1]

What the fuck is this bull shit!

[pantagruerico]

What the fuck is this shit!?

[Highgroundedmedia]

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[WAFFLEZWILLRULE]

GET A LIFE

[minstrell01]

awkward moment... 3:06-3.53!

[filnil1]

Boy or a girl??!!

[kairiXII]

First saying:HAI GUYS

My friend: OMG IT'S A GAY PEDO!

Me: ROFLMAO!

[flamster5697]

It sounds like your getting a blow job!?!

[BL0WUPFISH]

She got this from the jones brothers, no look in the back ground on the left

[Xei895j]

fail



[jaybearOO7]

horrible rap funny tho me like

[4octavio]

come on guys give the old lady a break or is she a man?? i dont know

[youknowstevo1]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooobooooo­ooooooooooooooooo you fuckin suck at rappin lmfao my grandma can rap better than u

[TheMrBrandonz]

THIS IS FUCKING SHIIIIT!

[xRAWRER]

d00d... get someone to sponsor this bitch. next justin beiber right here!!:D but instead he makes his own songs.. tehe (:

[skirmish1989]

damn!!! stupid whore!!!

[alafoster1]

dude your 52 and you have a picture of the jonas brothers in your room!?!?!?!

[Tyty0802]

U made me death!!! U suck! Fuck u

[23Jayhawker23]

Listen, I know you are getting a lot of hate comments, but I think you are hilarious. Keep making videos, and I'll keep watching.

[DesertCobra34]

u suck at rapping dont rap anymore

[dealganboxer]

man ur fuckin shit wat is d point in wat ur doin its not funny

twat

[FingazKnutte]

awesome man



[Lievcocijo]

my neighbour just came by to ask WTF am i watching on tv... O.o

[bigmusiclover88]

whats up with the guy that comes in the background and the cat

[N1ghtWa1ker]

dude , u have 35 years (my guess) and ur still on youtube? dude get a life, go fuck other women, have kids...

[canadianstudmuffin]

@N1ghtWa1ker I'm actually 52 and as far as I know there is no age limit for being on YouTube. Thank you for watching my comedy video.

[steveaux03]

@canadianstudmuffin You have 2 kids, and we all know what that means o0 lol I got your back Larry

[filnil1]

@canadianstudmuffin Ur Gay

[92Fuckthepolice]

@canadianstudmuffin i wish i could like this video 300,00 times cause i definately would, hilarious,keep doin it

[canadianstudmuffin]

@92Fuckthepolice Thanks very much. By the way Phil has his own YouTube channel now at philmccrackenrocks.

[jamlegendfreaks]

@N1ghtWa1ker Canadianstudmuffin has a wife

[steveaux03]

@N1ghtWa1ker No u

[blackout3595]

@N1ghtWa1ker i agree get a life looser!

[MrBlorx]

WAY better than Justin Bieber

[shadowfax3d]

your rap rhythm is a little like reading lol.

[iWolfrost]

I'm sick of these fucking adverts!

[ELMOROX736]

nice jonas brothers poster in the backround haha what a lozer

[ELMOROX736]

wow this sux hard!

[septemberbaby1977]

this video sucks

[MusicMini11]

still better then Ke$ha

[mightyPunk138]

Größter Dulli Aller Zeiten!!! G.D.A.Z.

[ozzysnumber1fan]

i just hate the fact that the jonas brothers are in the back ground...

[TrippleChicks]

wtf do u need help dude?

[mavricks123]

That must be Justin boobies dad

[MyAccountBitch]

you're one creepy son of a bitch

[123doogles]

Lol.... yeah you can (suuurrreee) rap btw that was sarcasum.... and did you ever notice the JONAS BROTHERS poster in the background?????? :O

[iwantmywine]

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[just4lols3]

guys calm down this is a joke and its hillarious

[9Skateboard7]

uhhhhh.....

[MyTazzy101]

omg is that really jones brother poster and no it does not mean your not strong it means your a perert you freak

you need help man

now do all boys out there a faver and GET HELP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MyTazzy101]

omg is that really jones brother poster and no it does not mean your not strong it means your a perert you freak

[aadam1998]

u big fat shit i sucked ur mums tit i liked out her clit and ur phisicly fit

every1 knows u like ur pork pie, cherry bake flavour hard to find.

you do these movies cos u cant get a job. only suking on ur doggys nob

[SuperSethmacfarlane]

i cant tell if this is real of fake :/

[SuperSethmacfarlane]

good job dude

[TheSoonermh]

omg hes way better than eminem!!!! not

[metallicafreake]

Troll or retard?

[nofameatall]

@metallicafreake retard

[agentolly]

sounds more like a poem

[luigi007ist]

BLAZE OF FIRE LOL LAMO

[lorcanm1001]

your a guy?

[lorcanm1001]

your a guy

[MW2sPolice]

more like phil mc cocken

[MW2sPolice]

i hope this is a joke.....

[TheTrueSong]

HAHAH LOL :D

[exclan1]

you are a beatiful woman jaja fuck you

[CARN1V0R]

Wow...not watching your crap again....so much lame.

[TheRealGodIsComing]

Now your just mocking Canadians.

[darklordwj]

you suk you fahg go suk a faat won stoopid idiat

[row619]

is it a man??

[iamskilled12345]

wow your funny ... your gay

[Cupcakes4Jews]

this is fucking stupid im serious i thought it was gonna be funny but it wasnt

[SkaterAras]

u suck..

[merissamagnificent1]

u r not the best

[Mega1JBFan]

nyc pikk in de background yuu a jonas fann??

[gothbabii188]

*runs to corner and cries*

[hobatronic]

LMAO where do you come up with these lyrics?!?! BRILLIANT!!!

[TheKameogirl]

stay off of youtube

[canadianstudmuffin]

@TheKameogirl No way. I make money with my comedy videos! :P

[CupcakeGoodnessx]

@canadianstudmuffin i dont have anything agianist you, but thats realy horrible to make videos just to make money.