Major payne empowerment

[Mr50000CJ]

:43  U SHUT UP lol

[BaseballHamster]

5 people didnt get empowered

[Youtubitiano]

slipery he say do you think charlie care about slipery only slip´yo throut!

[nicothegreat795]

awwww i wanted to see the grenade part

[Dakurus]

Aww, it missed the grenade.

[wrathoffufuke]

i think the head cadet in charge has alot of enthusiasm of trying to abuse his power by looking like a retard. he might have been the only one to wear the uniform right, but if he was in my rotc he wouldn't even be close to having a rocker... or a chevron.... or a lamp of learning/ knowledge....

[cooasp12]

SLIPPERY! He'd say! lol. love it

[jkamelo]

SLIPPERY he say!

[nickchamp111]

aw man u left out the grenade part

[karkev34]

Why do people comment quoting what I just watched? Yes, I'm watching youtube videos, and I'm fucking deaf, thank you for subtitling it for me.

[OlderG0ds]

@karkev34 Because it's funnier when they write it in a comment than on the video.

[UltimaHolyFlare]

Hey isn't Major Payne's sidekick Isaac from "Children of the Corn?" Sounds like him.

[FearOps]

you missed the grenade part!!!!!!!!!

[AsG1989]

lol "slippery he say" when he says that the water falls of his hat lol

[solar464]

"what if this were a life or death situation"

"but its NOT a life or death situation"

*pulls pin out of grenade with mouth*"it is now!"

"AHHH!"*kids scream and run away*

"oh come on! its just a dummy grenade!"

*throws it* *BOOM!*

"oh shit!" *hits the ground*

"who's the dummy now?"

XD all that happens in the rest of this scene.

[Cibinho1994]

In the german version is his voice much more funnier.

[xxsodapopisminexx]

this if the funnyest part on the movie

[DJglasgowSon]

freestylnbum! where is the part with the grenade!? dammit.

[The956panther]

Haha lmao this parts funny...I miss seeing this movie

[EminemFan202]

YOU SHUTUP!!!!!!

[alfred35489]

i love this movie



[oscarX]

Y- YOU SHUDDUP!

[steelers5995]

DAMN U!! Yd you leave out the patt with the frag!

[xhyio]

Major Payne's gonna kick 5 people's asses.

[dustybones09]

"slippery.. he say. You think charlie care about slippery... he'll slip your throat!" lol

[dethklok6511]

"Slippery he say, You think Charley care anything about slippery? Only thing he know is slip yo throat!" Words to live by.

[DeimosEclipse]

way to cut the good part

[savyisjosho]

MAN, YOU CUT OF THE INTERESTING PART OF IT WHEN HE THROWS THE GRENADE!

[skydemonairpirates]

@savyisjosho i know, i want to complain about it too...

[stupidsaywut]

how in the world did the grenade part get cut out?!

[tommysixgunner]

Ha I love that movie

[breeadams]

the grenade scene is the best

[ciscokidd08]

"the only thing he knows is slip yo throat" lmao!!! thats so funny

[gogokris85]

Favorite part: "Heathcoat, you get your fat body over that wall."

[WorldDisasterStudios]

If he don't get across that rope ima hang him with it!

[ror3dracer01]

that cadet leader is the most annoying creature

[WorldDisasterStudios]

@ror3dracer01 you speak the truth

[CJmate8]

dude you shouldve put the grenade, thats the best part

[Cartoonsoldier83]

what no grande?

[PCGAMEfreak]

my favorite part is where he pulls out the hand grenade and pulls the pin. They like "ah, it's a dummy." Then throws it in the woods, and it's exploded and they all ran away.

[MegaSouthernRebel]

LOL MY 3RD FAVORITE MOIVE

[Jurassic0Al]

"Yeah, Dumbo! Fly, baby, fly!"

"He'll hang you with it! Ha, ha ha ha!"

The shrill-voiced cadet standing next to Payne is real funny. He seemed positively delighted with the situation, until Payne turned and said, "You shut up!"

Who is that cadet, anyway?

[kaur55]

who is the bald guy in the beginning next to payne ?

[GunmetalXJ]

Andrew Harrison Leeds

[katjay9]

The bald guy is the brown-nose kid that was the squad leader..

[rmadeo]

He's the platoon leader, he's the suck-up kid in charge

[TheGAMERgg]

you cut it before the best part!!!

[defmouse14]

you shut up!!! lol

[caddicardell]

If you dont answer me when im talkin to you IMA PUT MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS IS THAT CLEAR lol thats my favorite part

[TheNw1218]

I LOVE THIS PART!!!!!!!

[USMCandanimallover]

Shouldn't he have one of those plastic coverings over his hat sicne it's raining?

[Dreamer305]

YOU CUT IT AT THE BEST PART!!!! "Whos the dummy now?"

[Kiba1001400695281]

i was about to comment the same thing "what if this was a life or death situation?" "well, it's not a life or death situation" "it is now!"

[klenny5688]

you want sympathy? look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis! one of the best lines ever

[kneosoul]

Ha ha ha...You're right. You should hear my major payne impression. I can sound just like him!

[Ducttapeman08]

Only slip Charlie Know is slip your throat!!!

[Ycondaman]

"Big ass ears!" XD

Gotta say though, the german version is way funnier.

[liz2saintvideos]

Why didn`t he just get over there & smack that brat

[mrzdivaable]

U want sympathy from me, look in the dictionary between shit and siffulus, that's where you'll find my sympathy!!!!! ROFL, LMAO

[missersuperman]

my government teacher said that the other day lol

[4evaDynamic]

Hey can anyone find that part when the fat kid is doing sit-ups and that one dude busts out and says,"Huuugh, he's a PUUURRE Genius!!!" That's one of the funniest parts in this movie!

[JeremiahDaradal]

i wish my instructor was like major payne!

[Yuber779]

no, no you don't lol xD

[scippscavv06]

haha that marlee matlin comment had me rolling i never actually heard him say that till i watched this video that was hilarious!

[REDLINK1]

YOU! YO- YOU SHUT UP!!! XD roflmao, Major Payne 2 should be made

[wierdhyperactivegirl]

I just watched the movie today on TV it's so funny^^

[MegaManVolnutt1]

"You tell him if he doesn't get across that rope imma hang him with it!"

XD

[TheRyanhoward6]

i love this movie

[LilATL94]

funny #%& movie man. OORAH lol.

[heeriyujaxhunin]

Who's the Dummy now? lmao

[Rawk4Life]

I forgot the line where Major Payne said "You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between sh*t and syphillis, that's where you'll find my sympathy." I love this movie.

[brazilanna]

this is my favorite part of my favorite movie XD hahahahaaa HEATHCOAT! U GET UR FAT BODY OVER THAT WALL!

[xoxoKMAxoxo]

lol that boy's voice is funny as hell

[runningwolff50]

NNOOOOOOOO you cut off the best part!!! where he throws the grenade lmao

[raulrolon7]

"Slipery he say, you think charlie care anything about slipery, the only thing he knows is slit yo throat, what if this was a life or death situation.... IT IS NOW!!!!!!!!"

[lavax12]

i know mostly every insult he made in this movie...i can kinda impersonate his voice...i said hold it turd 'fore i break that off and kick it around on the ground!

[Rawk4Life]

That line is so funny.

[anabelm0607]

YOU SHUT UP

[LeeroyFan101]

Sliiipery he say you think Charlie care anything about slippery? Only thing he knows is to slip your throat!

[hiphop465910]

this movie is so funny! Check out my video impersonating major payne

[BlutoDaBoss21]

YOU..YOU SHUT UP!

[LordRaDark]

What's name the song ?

[spartainiamaan]

the name of the song is Alex is Tripped i duno why though lol

[vanityhickssexy]

0:18 LMAOOOO !!!!.

[lavax12]

DUMBO! u should be able 2 fly thru those tubes! hey williams! tell marly matrins son to get on dat rope b4 i hang u wit it! Heathcoat! get yo fat body ova that wall! you shut up! slippery he say? u think charlie care bout anything slippery? only thing he kno is slip you throat? wat if this was a life or death situation?

[Drummaboyy13]

but its not a life or death situation........(pulls out grenade ring) now it is!!!!

[TheCmdrofficer]

you left out the grenade...

[lildawwg]

You get no sympathy from me.You want sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis thats where you'll find my sympathy. LOL!

[mistamontiel]

0:40 damn that little bald kid has a hilarious voice

I wish Comedy Central played this more, I only caught a lil bit of this movie. Like when they try to take down Major Payne for child molestation by dressing up the fat kid and laying him with Payne wahaha LMFAO

[tokorev747777]

you get your fat body over that wall! get your fat porck chop.. YOU SHUT UP! lol i love this movie so much!

[Metooyew]

:lmao at :41

[kirkrod]

lol its the shermanator!!

[beybladerules]

LOL :)

[CantNoScope]

he cut out the part with the grenade! That's one of the best parts in the movie!

[Extremedrummer89]

SLIPPERY HE SAY!

[pesser]

you think charlie care about anything slippery lol

[Extremedrummer89]

only thing he know is slip yo throat!

[R90Smurphs]

no matter how many times i watch major payne its still funny

[MisterBull3T]

killing is my business, ladies, and business is good

[WilliamGH1337]

Megadeth !

[awolfpack343]

you get your fat bofy over that bar!!!

[ragnorokh]

"u want sympathy look in the dictionary between shit, and syphallus" xD, love that part

[Shaggy2DopeJR]

I love this movie :D

[bballboy28034]

Def. top 10 funniest movies ever in my book!!!

[odoylerules2010]

You tell marlee matlin's son if he dont get across that rope, i'm gonna hang him with it hahahhaa

[sk8er8876]

they cut it at the good part

[darkbatreturns654]

lol what a pussy excuse *its slippery out here* lol and he was a bad ass at the begining

[WatchHowItGoesDown]

lol at 0:42 lololololololololololololololo­lol

[1ONE5FIVE]

Hahaha. Hey, Dumbo! you should be able to fly through those tubes with them big ass ears boy!

[tennismaster08]

take your fat porkchop body over that... YOU SHUT UP!!

[xunderground]

"SLIPEREH HE SAY!"

[dragonhead01]

look in the dictionary between shit and syphlis lololololol

[huntermx4]

slippery he say?

[jediforce64]

take yo fat body over that wall-

you shut up!!! ROFLMAO

[tacozncheeze]

but its not a life n death situation, it is now (pulles grenade out) lol dammit i wanna see it

[roxie883]

you cut it off at the good part! it is now. lol!

[bobo1487]

U Want Sympathy, look in da dictionary between shit and syphilis lol

[pooloolmool]

you dint show the part with grenade :(

[Theforgotenone55]

lmao i was just going to post that-

[Ycondaman]

Dang, this one REALLY should have the grenade part as well lol

[JOSE119411]

fly baby fly!

lol

[drummergirl363]

I love this movie :) Its hilarious!

This is one of the funnies scenes too

thanks for posting!

[prideXangelXcetra]

WHO DA DUMMY NOW!?

[TheOfficeLover3]

"Slippery he say? What if this was a life or death situation?" haha cracks me up every time.

[crazynick66]

sllipry he say lol

[CronusFury]

Major Payne: You get your fat body over that wall!

Assistan: take your fat pork-- Major payne: YOU SHUTUP! LOL

[EreinionEluchil]

Charlie only knows slip your throat. lol

[cmsgt8hewett]

you want sympathy from me you look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis", that's where you'll find my sympathy!

[DDRlover101]

listen up charlie the one he talks about is the enemy or at least thats what he calls it=]

[CrazyEdTV]

LMFAO YOU SHUT UP!

[theurge14]

"But it's NOT a life or situation."

(pulls pin on grenade, tosses it, tree blows up)

"IT IS NOW! Now move it!"

[cmak5]

He actually pulled the pin on the grenade and said "It is now" then evry1 ran away but the guy stood there and said "Its just a dummy grenade" nd then Payne tosses it at the tree, the tree blows up, nd then Payne sais "Whos the dummy now?"

[theurge14]

Thanks for that. It's been a while.

[ryansmith0]

haha

[BigRickSharpe]

KATC no shit, love his Drill routine, reminds me of ol CSM Roach from Ft Gordon, ol Army! lol

[KAROTASTAAUTIA]

Really funny movie.By the way,this movie reminds me of what i once heard in the news,about a military boot camp,in china i think,where children could go and train as military personel.

[PugnMil]

can you post the WHOLE part of that particular scene....? Missing one of the BEST parts..

[revolution90908]

hahaha "Take your fat porkshop body over that.." "YOU SHUT UP" LMAO LOLOLOLOL

[Hebes3xC]

You want sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and syphalis. LO9LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[movado212]

You Know Williams The Guy That Starts The Fight At The Millitary Games Is Actually The Nephew Of Damon, Shaun, And Marlon ?

[SeanBFM]

I think he's Damon's son and Shaun & Marlon's nephew.

[elizabeth41395]

I love this movie. It's So freaking funny!!

[movado212]

Who is charlie he is always talking about someone named charlie

[WaeHaKe]

are you seirous? charlie is a term in the army as the enemy

[KingAdamTheGreat]

he is talking about Vietnam,more specifically the Viet Cong or VC.They were reffered as Victor Charlie by American soliders because in the NATO phonetic alphabet the letter V stands for Victor and C for Charlie. "Charlie" refers to communist forces in general, both Vietcong and North Vietnamese.

[MOBROOKS]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that major payne has no love for "charlie". lol

[fallenangelx5433]

I always wanted to know what he meant by that. The way he said it still made it funny even if you didn't know what he meant. Thanks.

[funnyhispanic]

charlie are the Vietnamese

[dngl21]

slippery he say! LOL

[redconspcy31]

"you shut up" haha

[damninspiration22]

I love it when, as he says "Slippery he say?" he tilts his head and all that water slips from his hat

[Necros21]

Yes, that was the best part of this scene! :D

[TheWorsteKindOfWeapo]

I love how he tells the kid with the clipboard to SHUT UP!!!

[KarlFromCamp]

hahaha i love the side comments from the kid with the clipboard

[hot318]

no one has posted the "BOY, I WILL PUT MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, THE WATER ON MY KNEE WILL QUENCH YOUR THIRST" part.

thats hell funny, any one got it, post it up hey..

[fairmontdan]

i love a black man on uniform its so hot dan

[InuyashasMaDawg]

slippery he say?

xD

[hot318]

you think charlie care anything about slippery?

only thing he knows is slip your throat!

LOL

[asmith84]

you cut out the it is now part

[SgtATON]

Yeah what gives? You left out the best joke of the scene.

[navychick53]

best movie ever!!

My favorite is def the part where he waters their bald heads.

[KingKiller5555555555]

"you'll get no sympothy from me,you want sympothy look in the dictonary between shit and sympoless"Rofl classic.

[TitanSmurf2]

Syphilis :|

[dennislyons]

I had'nt seen this movie in years

[kawsarh]

how dis tiger finish the coarse 1st LOL

[rolsby]

You cut the best part: "What if this was a life and death situation?"

[kawsarh]

well its not a life or death situation

LOL

[SIMPDUDE]

Just wait til Payne whips out a grenade(and I don't mean no dummy one)

[kawsarh]

(the guy next to mayjor payne)Doxin is haleroious~!! ROFLL

he gets so pissed when major payne dumps him as the captin

[rickknagel]

this you should have to do to all the teachers

[hbarro02]

this shit is funny

[diedke00]

That noob next to Payne is so funnny

[kawsarh]

the guy next to major payne is doxin :)