How Clean Is Your House - Scottish Squalor 1

[AllegoryLauren]

if she throws the bra, what is she wearing then? XD

[angrybirdsforever]

LOL@ the radioactive sign!!

[Goldenrod636]

Leggo my Eggo! X)

[Craptron2000]

You have to have something wrong with your head to let this happen. Half expecting to see body parts in the fridge.

[Bunnyfantastico25]

I'm totally watching this while cleaning my room. 

[WritingJenny73070]

I think he's the one wee-ing in his bed.

[Smilzetta]

Is it Alasdair or Alistair?

[Tailwhip222]

why oh why do i try eating while watching these lol

[brooklynlulu]

@Tailwhip222 I tend to do that as well, I don't get it LOL. Now I use these to cut down on eating ahahaha

[granny081011]

@brooklynlulu lol :)

[brooklynlulu]

@granny081011 lol, it works, if only I knew ages ago, OY lol.

[MariaAya]

Its so obvious that this situation is caused by psycological problems... beside the 2 ladie's they need a shrink !

[NENALINDOTA]

i'm appalled. Why do such people exist in this world?! O_o

[NENALINDOTA]

the radioactive sign is definitely appropriate!

[theremotemusic]

i can see y thr is a radioactive sign in d kitchen...even aliens wont go in thr

[TungstenV]

No wonder the place is squalor. Privileged male bastard.

[manatca]

I always feel sorry for the animals in these episodes. I know that their owners don't do this on purpose, but their poor pets shouldn't have to live in filth like this (they're closer to the nasty floor, for one).

[lorne10]

Brilliant! I used to go to school with him and he lived in the street next to me. Well done Ali.

[floridaman2000]

this IS hell

[morrisoniice]

what's worse than rotting food? rotting dog food.

and i thought it wouldn't get any worse.

[GretneRebirth]

Kim (heaving): CHRIST!!!

HAHAHA! Love this show!

[tainander]

I thought I'd watch this while eating bud had to pause the vid :D yuck!

[theremotemusic]

@tainander same here....i didnt touch my food while watching this show

[Kemonokami]

I like how the blonde lady looks just like Pearl Forrester from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

[Falconer2011]

Radioactive sign on the kitchen door, HAHAHAHAHA

[girlfromrome2]

there are worst flats, but for some reason this one really turned my stomach! Especially those sheets, pillow and mattress with the pee on it! Ugh I must go clean something now!

[HLecterPHD]

guy looks so scrubed and professional ... who'd guess

[EvelynGB]

what horrifies me is that they keep finding more and more people to come on these shows. Is this more common than we think?

[Loewenbaby07]

@EvelynGB there a LOT ppl like that

one reason is that the working day-to-day is so demanding, that, especially singels, do not feel like having any energy for personal lfe. and they sadly do not feel its 'important' professional life takes over...

ONE! of the reasosn ^^

[EvelynGB]

@Loewenbaby07 I know what you mean, it is demanding to work and the some home to clean and sometimes it can get out of hand but this is very extreme. This is not even doing the basics. Especially if you have pets you have to keep up with everything. Lots of people I know are hiring a housekeeper ( including me). Why not?

[girlwhoclicked]

OMG I laughed so hard I nearly spilt me tea all over the keyboard. One of the funniest, they nearly puke. I love to watch these before a great big springclean, primes me up!

[ClaudiaSwann]

These two woman are really bloody brave, you wouldn't catch me sticking my bare hands in half the stuff they do.

[ClaudiaSwann]

He's got a lovely mom, I hope if I was a filthy bugger my mom would still feed me some lovely family meals, but knowing my mom she'd tell me to bugger off and clean my house.

[youaloserblah]

No wonder he is single.

[VisualKeiCupcake]

And his mother said, "He's quite disgusting, he really is a filthy beggar." WOW, tough love from your mother there, love. D:

[EggmanJunior]

@VisualKeiCupcake naa she loves him really, ( He is my uncle, she is my Gran ) She was extremely strict with him and my dad as a kid but it didnt really seem to work.

[markcumbriauk]

that kitchen is rank lol

[MultiAmii]

OMG i remember goinn into his house :S ( He's my uncle aswell eggmanjunior is my brother) , his new house is a bit better , but still not good , i was 5 when he was on this , im 13 now :L lol x

[katmagoo1]

These women are so freakin awesome, I am surprised his mom doesn't come in and clean, she still makes his meals. I am guilty myself of spoiling my son...I handed him a frozen burrito, just this afternoon before he went to work.

[smileitsme0827]

OMG his accent is AWSOME lol

[EggmanJunior]

Alastair is my uncle by the way : ( ...i'm ashamed lol and yes my Gran is kinda weird

[ragdollfloozie]

Kim to Aggie over the vintage milk "You must be desperate for pleasant dear" I LOVE it!!!!

These people need more than help from cleaners though...seriously folks.

[wowthatsoriginal]

i think i'm going to puke D:

[glimmeringsea]

"What's your home life like if you think that's pleasant?"

[soma90405]

"greasy dog secretions'? WTF? Eeeeeuuuuw.

[SuperShivers1]

his mother should slap him.

[kerryjm101]

haha the milk is so bad it is now good cheese!!!

[CrystalChord2010]

A year ago? This is the second time they've had to come to him? No wonder he's single! What a filthy beggar!!!

[upwards11]

This show makes you look at people twice, eh? I always wonder what their house looks like.

[ANGRYEYEBROWS]

He can not possibly wonder why he is single.

[212729h]

Can you imagine the smell with those two huge dogs ? And the smell in his bedroom , in his bed ? I think I'm going to be sick.

[trinketbox1]

Makes you wonder if that bone she found . . . he's probably a serial killer.

[relussier]

How? How do you not clean it? How? I don't understand. Does not compute.

[Socks170]

im from glasgow! ya wee manky bastard!

[itsakitten]

Kim & Aggie must have the mightiest immune systems.

[samanthafoo]

My goodness

[Jaseida]

I love this show. They make mental illness seem funny.

[Wolflover5800]

ohh yeh, if he can clean himslef like that then he can clean his house!

[GraspingReality]

that guy is hot, the hottest guy in the world. I would do everything to him. EVERYTHING.

but he can't live with me. I would keep him tied to a sawhorse all the time. ready to take my hard throbbing cock every night.

I can't understand half what he says though, so a ball gag would go in his mouth.

[SupernannyLover8]

god bless the W network!! ...

[cleosmom7]

These women are hilarious. Thanks for posting this show!

[sexysandybridges]

I'm watching these in hopes of getting inspiration to clean my own house.

[XxXcherry007]

can believe his moms feeds him LMAO

[HelenDiazOfficial]

oh my god he needs to seriously grow up!

[TashaRichardsonFan]

Disgusting. GROSS

[tigerbomb94]

It's so British hearing Kim pronounce it "your-ine" instead of "yer-in".

[MrsMe16]

Heehee I love the accent. "Gareeeseee dawwg secreeshuns" okay that was terrible phonetics but you get the idea.

[jn33403]

this on was in my mates house lol

[whoateallthepie2010]

This programme is always repeated. I mean once you see one you've seen them all.

[beyzasmum]

i already have a clean house but this show makes me want to lift the fridge and dust under it...thats how much i love cleaning just watching this show...i know i need a freaken life but atleast i have a clean house..lol not funny

[beyzasmum]

you wouldnt think a bank manager lives like that..but at least he wants to change his ways...good luck to him

[KisaKittyLove]

where do you get these videos? iv watched every single 1 about 16 times. i need new ones!!! hellpp

[MysteriousFlower22]

Kim woodburn is brill! Aggy is just fun.... Bless them for making me feel like my house is allright!

[JamaicanPlum]

If I was his mother, I'd stop feeding him until he cleaned his house!

[jn33403]

his mum didnt feed him ,i kneow him ,h4 make you wek your house b4 doing it

[shatterthestereotype]

Ahha ha.

I thought the guy said "Two bedroom bum site!" xD instead of bomb site

[hapibth0pel3ss]

well no wonder his place is ranked, he has mommie do everything for him- which is sad cause he doesn't even know how to clean his own damn house!

[xladyxdevilx]

this is a good show to watch to stop the midnight munchies btw.

[xladyxdevilx]

lol i thought the british accent was amusing enough to listen to, but the scottish accent just makes me giggle. i love them!

[RoguishBlonde]

I hate cleaning my house, because it never looks dirty. But I love cleaning places that are a mess. It's so satisfying to see before and after! You feel so powerful! Hahaha. That sounded nuts, I know.

Also, love how the best Scottish joke they could come up with was braveheart. typical.

[RivaJane]

Totally know what you mean! It's just no fun to clean something that doesn't really need it!

[jenzeppelin]

i laughed so hard when she held up the large dog bone and joked someone visited and didn't get out alive lmao

[spikefivefivefive]

This is why landlords should do regular inspections.

[GraspingReality]

I would fuck that guy. Hose him off then fuck him.

[BOSTONBUCK]

DIRTBAG

[afterapplepicking]

I think the people on this show are all nuts. I mean, how could you live like these people live without having some kind of mental disorder? I don't understand how otherwise sane people can live like this.

[Angele101006]

After watching a few of these, I want to scrub and sanitize my place, even though it doesn't need it!

[jmkoons]

Entry was brilliant! "For the love of God!' 'An affront to your nose!' Love how the aroma of solid milk was pleasantly refreshing after gagging to a near pukefest on the unidentified doggie residue. Props to these brave ladies.

[delta9tetrahydroca]

i like this bloke's style

[johnniejonjon]

Hey does anyone have any idea what Kim's stripper music is? lol....just curious...

[koolkillax]

3:04 aggie looks like she's going to blow chucks!

[Lifesthebest]

This is just so fuc*ing entertaining...:-DDD

"The fancy never takes you, Pinocchio." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[sonnyreddevil69]

so where the fuck does all his money go?

[LollieSmith]

He probably hoards it in a Rover Bucuit tin under the bed

[DoctorXTV]

I heard his sleeping bag escaped and attacked people on the housing estate...

[ndgreenaway]

I wish they'd stop calling him a banker...he works in customer services! hardly dealing in stocks and shares?

[ndgreenaway]

The Irony is that Society will see this babyman as somehow independent and all grown up because he has his own house..its pathetic..he is still 10...or not right in the head

[hedonistic2008]

filthy bugger

[koolkillax]

filthy bastard

[LollieSmith]

Alisatair is good looking. I want to visit his s*ithole and sleep in his sleeping bag.

[thecritic2007]

better get some shots from the docs first

[kjammo66]

Make sure you have a tetanus jab before entering his bachelor pad.

[EggmanJunior]

@kjammo66 he is my uncle and he actually got tetanus

[EggmanJunior]

@EggmanJunior jaundice* sorry not tetanus lol

[royaltelephone]

i love this show but hate it at the same time...it's disgusting

[LollieSmith]

Oh listen to you. You must feel nice and superior

[CanadiaNecro1]

that looked like a human femur!

[Rachmanomaniac]

And I thought my room got messy, this makes my house look amazing lol.

[MultiAmii]

tht's my uncle not kidding hes Alister Eggo and his mum thea eggo is my gran im Amy eggo and jst to let u know no im not like tht im really clean lol. oh and hes got 3 dogs now poor lucy is getting old

[TemporaryTattooo]

HE IS A GENIUS

[muymuyswit]

lazy lazy bastard!

[Demaab]

i never thought i'd ever see kim and aggie heave O_O

[oraclecrank]

"Greasy dog secretions."

lawl!

[MultiAmii]

my Gran thea.....always like tht :S

[fezmadhead1]

If he kept his flat like that...do ya reckon he wiped his fackin arse???.

Even so,if he did...did he lay the coil on the floor,toilet,in a bag or just plain and simply in his hand,hence the inability to wipe his bum.

Which brings me to only one conclusion.....WHAT A DOITY FACKIN BASTOD MAN!!!...

What did they do with his corpse?? who got to shag im?? the questions go on and on...... ;o)))))

[ovendoll]

maybe he's a serial killer.

[MultiAmii]

as if he's my uncle !!! if u have any questions about him ask me (but dont be stupid)

[anotheroxygenthief]

Dar-tee CANT!

[sekretutka]

eeww..this episode makes me want to throw up..although i am eating a cold juicy watermelon...how can u live in that place???

[crazymermaid]

ughhhhhhhh

[GraspingReality]

i want to fuck him so bad, but first I'd wash him. And then keep him in a cage so he doesnt dirty my house lol

And when Im horny i'd take him out of his cage and do EVERYTHING to that hot sexy fuckin scot.

[avastacia]

get a dildo and shut up!

[manycheesecakes]

This is the first time I've seen Kim & Aggie heave, it must have smelled sooo bad....

[donna1175]

Poor Aggie at 3:05 LOLOL

Scottish men who wear kilts are sexy!!

[sarahbright82]

I can't believe she sniffed  a wet spot on a mattress.

[VictoriaW155]

i love amarican accents i think they are sooo kl i love it i love how u guys say awsome and totally is so kl!!!trust me over in scotland thers lik somebody gettin stabbed every 30 secs down by the wee corner shop id love to b american but im scottish and proud!Scottish till i die!!!lol

[rebl1128]

I'm not convinced that Scottish people actually speak English.

[VictoriaW155]

ermmm....i they do dnt go makin fun of Scotland or any country and btw we do speak english and we use scottish slang kk! and scottish slang is kool!!(well most of us use scottish slang)

[rebl1128]

Sorry. I'm probably the stupid one, being American. I just can't understand a lot of what's being said because to me the accent is very thick.

[VictoriaW155]

I understand if somebody wer true scottish then they do hav a scottish accent

I love it tho lols

and its okno ur fault

[rebl1128]

Like any accent, I find it very appealing. I think part of the reason for my comment is that you all have such beautiful, colorful words and voices, and I'm just so used to American voices that I'm bored and jealous! Send over some Scottish men!

[kellaparker]

Aggie is er...Scottish.

[MANILABOY6631]

I live in Asia, and i've always thought people in the old world and the new world were sleek. . . . "i am not sniffing them" !

[MANILABOY6631]

Good God ! What horrific digs !

[jess0687x]

he's not bad looking

but lives in a shithole!

[Msweetamerican]

totally agree

[asteroidphobic]

What do looks have to do with it? Should only ugly people live in squalor?

[jess0687x]

no, but its shame he lives in such a shithole as he's quite good looking and needn't be single, but he is cos of his house

[40momba]

Wow Kim actually refused to sniff something!! (at 5:03 ). I love these ladies they are the best. We need them in both the USA and Great Britain. They are a gift from God.

[EnforcedWarwick]

I really do hope that one day they can come here to Australia, we definitely need them down here.

[VictoriaW155]

lol's!!XD

[rosiechatinenglish]

wonder why he's single....

jus kidding.

[hocsoin]

Cleaning is made 100 times easier if you turn off the TV and computer and turn on your favorite music. Just scrub and enjoy sweet sounds, this works for construction workers worldwide!

[Rikkudaiz]

lol "im not,NOT sniffin that"

[runyaro]

How can any flat get in that state?

[TitanicTarn1968]

this can't be real- People in britian really can't be willing to live in such filth...

[g224amo]

Unfortunately some people all over the world live in hovels. Have you seen Kim and Aggie in USA? Equally disgusting!

[blakelewis1996]

stop ragging on britain! the USA is even more horrible. have you seen when they went to USA. i agree with g224amo.

[rhaina1977]

there is no need to be like that

[emilkat64850]

I love scottish accents. It's so hot but his house...ugh so gross.

[scotlandchick123]

omfg That Is Descusting

[BootyBabess]

iit's disgusting the wayes people live , iits so scatty and they cant be botherd to clean it up , i would neva eva let my house get in suchh a state

xxx

[Dallys22]

That guy is so cute but just so disgusting, no wonder he is a single man.

[GoldenEye333]

kim & aggie are just hilarious...

"the fancy never takes you pinnochio, DOES IT?"

[fonna]

These girls make me laugh like crazy. Why on earth are they touchin' and smellin' everything, less taste it to see what it is?

I thought she was ready to do push ups in that bed.

Still, I do love these little episodes.

XD

[fonna]

BTW, he'll be single for a long time, I'm sure. No woman in their right mind would want to start teaching a grown man how to clean up his room, unless they meet at Slobs Anonymous.

[kataisa3]

disgusting slob!

[ipersonallybelieve1]

That is a human femur at 4:44 in her hand!!

Maybe they should've been diggin through his garden looking for the rest of that body...

[PandorasFool]

I love this show! And their cleaning crew are always a bunch of cuties, lol!

[lizclegg]

If he's been living there for the last 9 years I can't believe he's had a girlfriend in the last 9 years.

[RayUllmann]

"In the name of God, Aggie, I'm NOT sniffing them!" LOL

[lafleursucks]

Grrreasy dog secrretions and things, you know...I hope it was that...

[iamonlinew]

"He's living like a kid"

Are they trying to say that all kids are unclean? Because that seems really ageist and untrue.

[okidot]

it is ageist. but it isnt one bit untrue. the majority of teenagers and children have difficulty with organisation and cleanliness skills. its was a pretty loose casual stereotype. im surprised anyone would find a problem with saying that.if you think most kids and children are tidy and clean, you are very very misinformed, and havent been exposed to much of society and the types of people within it. kids arent tidy until they are thought how, until then its a natural to be disorganised

[iamonlinew]

I'm just saying it's not fair to generalize like that. I know a lot of kids who have very clean rooms. I also know a few that have messy rooms. Quite frankly it seems to be about the same as the percentage [if not less] of adults with messy houses. :)

[ovendoll]

My comment was addressing the opening when Aggie holds up what looks like a femur and says, "Looks like someone came to visit and didn't get to leave." I wasn't serious, but I suppose someone who is related could take offense, therefore I apologize. I could understand your defensiveness. How is your uncle doing now? Your uncle definitely made one of the better shows. I really miss those episodes, I don't even want to watch the US versions.

[MultiAmii]

hes doin ok the now stiw really messy tho :(

same i miss kim and Aggie too oh well :(

[iamonlinew]

Wait... if they visited him a year ago, how can it never have been cleaned? I'm confused. :/

[sethocopia]

Wow, filth!

[eleven38]

Id hump kim, only if she left those gloves on LOL

[uswrestlerjock]

HAHA she's got awesome tits!

[languagenut5]

I've become an addict to this show! :D

[bringbackpridefc]

this show is obviously fucking fixed that guy has a extremly well paid job yet he lives in a shit hole lmao yeah right

[RayUllmann]

And how does having a bit of money make you less lazy?

[bellaemmamom]

Right on! Hire a maid for god's sake!

[kichniph]

The dirty devil is right. Lord almighty! Gross.

[LadyLisa513]

I just dont understand how and why someone would let their house get that bad, guess we know why he's still single, he is very good looking and love the accent.

[soobichick]

Thank god we can't smell that dirty house

[caseyandhavok]

Love his accent!