Oxymoron

[BeerGogglesReviews]

Friendly Fire

Honest Politician

My Good Wife

Smart Bomb

Sex Kitten

Fast Train

That certain je ne sais quoi.

[94littlebeth]

@copkilling745 me too! Lol, and Wikipedia browsing led me to the oxymorons! :P

[f3l0ny33]

Found missing

Good grief

Same difference

Computer security

Working vacation

Jumbo Shrimp

Civil War

[vivalaresistanc]

White Power.

Happily Married.

[Allen2045]

Icy Hot, Hot Ice, quiet riot, Government Enteligence

[AwesomenessVidStudio]

everyone is special

[Goodby3Sunshin3]

Gorgeous <3 simply put

[ToliveAnimations]

how about Rap music, head butt, military intelligence

[sawdust101]

political justice



[Detoecutter]

You are the hottest thing alive, being so smart only makes you hotter. I would like to bread with you as you seriously have good things to pass on to our kids! LOL....

[777fergiefan]

A video ho dancing sluttily to the music of a death metal song...i'd like to see that oxymoron but i think my eyes would burn in an instance by the contradictivity...

[evilstephen902]

I'm smart.

[cableconnection6]

EASTERN EUROPEAN LADIES ARE THE WORLD'S #1 MOST BEAUTIFUL !!!

[cableconnection6]

WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT OXYMORON? THIS BLONDE CHICK IS SO DAMN SEXY, SHE LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT. NEED I SAY MORE?

[unikron2003]

My favorite type of Oxymoron is: Oi! Oi! Oi!

[gloup81]

its oxymoron an english teacher to have such bad pronounce s/j/g/th etc

did i used the word right ????

and btw oxymoron means : something that comes in sharp contrast in an otherwise good defined thing

to the example , the teacher is the good defined thing that it should be able to call words right but in contrast of her profesional she speaks like an 18months imigrant ,

girl , show me tities ill teach u words

[fokkhead]

Good morning.

Plastic glass.

Religion of Peace.

[VVeIiii]

this actually sucks, but the hot women satisfied me

[hipnotop17]

ur not petty ugly

[hipnotop17]

you are hot

[BillHicks420]

In "Pretty Ugly", pretty is used as a measurement, and it is therefore not an oxymoron

[HeartYukitty]

*faps*

[HeartYukitty]

If you try really hard,you can actually see that there is a head above those boobs.

[glasspig]

dry lake wireless cable plastic glass elevated subway original copy highly depressed live recording authentic reproduction new tradition mercy killing true replica nondairy creamer civil war open secret silent alarm forward lateral mutual differences business ethics HER B@@BIES ARE SOOOO NICE!!!!!!! shes sooo prettyyy!!!!!!! OMGGG

[dualinity2]

black thief, oh wait...i was distracted by her boobs :P

[dualinity2]

the funny thing is that im pretty sure that her accent is part of acting: if she were truly busy with language study her english accent would be way better :P

[jozefchovan]

happy virgin :D our favorite oxymoron...

[warden9876]

The phrase authoritarian ochlocracy is an oxymoron.

[thefutureisdeath]

Sharp Dull

[mpizos]

oxymoron is greek word!we use it often!good job anyway beauty girl!

[KuchiboyROBLOX]

oxymoron guarenteed sealing plasic bag type containers

[Xepherix]

Microsoft Works

[NessVlogMusic]

Boooooooooobs, awww shit im learning

[Tange220490]

stiff fuck

[jfnieto08]

Little giant

[ChrisKudryavtsev]

mhhh beasts look tasty

[squallion777]

Jumbo shrimp

[pomfrit93]

now i can watch hot chick and learn AT THE SAME TIME! wow

[saurusmike]

Um...... Military intelligence......?

[TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano]

Military Intelligence. I'm in the Canadian Army. Lolz. Wow, Canadian military kind of is an oxy moron...

[cygaene]

I want fuck you, realy!!!

[ilefteross]

100% Moron :D

[TheHomelessCripple]

cyber sex. That's my favorite oxymoron.

[chillgum]

happily married :PP

[MrMytube14]

One bright day in the middle of the night to dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew there swords and shot each other, two deaf policemen heard the noise, came around the corner and arrested the boys, if you don't believe the story is tall, ask the blind man who saw it all.

[brappin61]

Would it b.e an oxymoron if i told u to call me sometimeee :)

[BrackBert]

what's the origin of the word "boner"?

[klaustro10]

hammer video zieht euch mal "harraz - er ist gut" rein !!! der hammer der typ -ohne Studio - aber dafür lustig hahaha ziehts euch mal rein peace out

[AnerchX]

-_-

[stevemj1]

holy shit you are hot

[TOOVOOT]

wisper really loud.....haha

[lopol1233]

how can practice make perfect if nothings perfect

[deblopezita]

IS this a JOKe what the heck is this??? Who is this nobody hag??? Get lost already! she;s nobody?? Oxymoron means you dummy faced blondie baaach???

[walkerstempe]

New favorite oxymoron.

President Obama

[99shot99]

i swear, i dont even pay attention to her...to busy looking at her tits.

[domenicbobby]

two one's

[12cherrysakura]

You have sexed up hair ;3

[xAlsukex]

A blindman saw me :3



[disasterproof75]

are they real?

[kobykoby22]

PRETTY UGLY is NOT an Oxymoron you STUPID BLONDE

If you try to pose as a linguistic do some RESEARCH. A pretty face doesn't cover anything.

[hermiahermiahermia]

@kobykoby22 pretty ugly is definitely an oxymoron. good thing for you, posing as a pseudo-intellectual doesn't require much research, just that extra smear of self-importance and jerkishness.

[Madrox1de]

@hermiahermiahermia thank you. I was about to reply to his comment when I saw yours. You beat me to it.

[Ginko26]

@kobykoby22 revise what you said, and you'll find that YOU'RE the one who's stupid.

[UmOatsK]

@kobykoby22 your stupid as hell.....its an oxymoron...your the dumbest thing i can think of right now

[acpit777876]

какая та дура

[mihailvityaev]

ааа, спасибо, подрочил =)

[conway1996]

french resistance LOL

[MBW203]

Hört sich wie ne russin an

[Cluin]

Neo-Conservative.

[Pokemon978IsBackOn]

Adventure Time! Schmowzow :)

[proms1990]

wow... von der würd ich mir auch noch mehr erklären lassen :-O

[XzmazX]

you have AWESOME plastic in your chest! AWESOME!

[Theblackprimus]

jumbo shrimp lol

[davida3606]

Military intelligence

[EffroyableMat]

I am a carnivorus vegetarian

[mgs6ps3]

Christian Metal is a big one : )

[getpaid2model]

i love being taught by beautiful chicks

[lethalcake]

"Microsoft Works" is my favourite!

[robvader]

tall dwarfs is one of my favorites but since yesterday its nice policemen....

[KinG91ficktSido]

hot girl

[brettdark]

what?

[schmuibaby]

intelligent blond...my favorite oxymoron

[zigginator10]

@schmuibaby hahahaha funniest thing i have heard all day

[piesior]

@schmuibaby PRICELESS ! ! !

[DeadSince1994]

@schmuibaby ahahahhaa

[Naigor16]

geile muuuuuuuuuuuumuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuu

[FUKMusicisoverratedM]

Giant midget.

[KhyberBoy09]

Who you calling an oxymoron ?

[jacekokond]

Jeb się Suko :D

[fredwasnothere]

Military Intelligence

[Deradundrum]

Screw the thumbs down. That's funny.

[DevineKnightMare]

at 1:26

do you guys see how the word pointed is right on her boobs? did u guys catch that?!? lol i'm so dirty

[jrcochran1992100]

how about

"Dry Dock

i know a person with the name Autumn Greenleaf so her name is an oxymoron

[w7daawi]

buatifully boring

[dustypunx1]

Good cop

Honest government

[punkruckus]

Punk Rock Love... hahaha

[typacsk]

corporate ethics

[defoser]

what the fake ?

[lemmeinyerself]

suck ma dick...this is ma oxy

[dron48]

"не хотя вдуть" тоже оксиморон

[reachroy]

passive aggressive

social loner

[yandrey2005]

glowing darkness

adult child

legal crime

[kizzleb1]

shes a slut hahahahahha

[deadlydixiecup]

Smart Black Person

[retropancakeful]

Here's mine,  Homer Simpson. (:

[desmond1639]

same differance

[desmond1639]

original copy

[desmond1639]

military -intelegence

[uuamenator]

No. Its. Not.

ppl who are saying intelligence is sexy are probably either stupid or compensating for not having something that actually is sexy, like a hot body or a pretty face.

Like, this chick here is sexy coz of her nice body, not coz shes smart.

[ilikemilkdoyou11]

Seriously funny and Pretty ugly are not oxymorons.

[redecember]

@ilikemilkdoyou11

actually they are oxymorons

[ilikemilkdoyou11]

@redecember Actually, they're not oxymorons. I'm glad you cared to explain yourself while disagreeing with me.

Pretty is synonymous with very, really, and quite. These words are adverbs, adjectives; as is ugly. If two words are not the same part of speech, how would they contradict each other to form an oxymoron? The only good example of an oxymoron used in speech is: "That big little dog", where little acts as a diminutive. And big is used to show the size of the dog.

[ilikemilkdoyou11]

@ilikemilkdoyou11 *adverbs, not adjectives;

[13someguy13]

exciting english

[FuryFighter126]

free trade

[beautyxxgoddess]

jumbo shrimp

[omfg4000]

Actually PRETTY UGLY isn't an oxymoron. Pretty is synonymous with quite and it has a dual meaning with "beautiful" aswell.

[redecember]

@omfg4000 well i suppose they imterpret it as 'beautiful' so yes, it is an oxymoron...i think

[SmexxiPudding]

okay so there was this thing i was lookin at in best buy that said "advanced basics" lol thts sooooo db! ur either advanced or basic! sheesh!

[kirafaye]

Jumbo Shrimp!

[hershelpugh]

Military Intellegence

{=o)

Honest Lawyer

{=o)

[cv45fg56hg83sd91]

She should do lip service instead. She's dressed up for that kind of stuff. Too much make-up as well. dadada, i don't speek rashn.

[cv45fg56hg83sd91]

russian accent is unattractive

[pascoe101yessir]

just die for saying that

[kobil316SH]

living dead

[TheSunset56]

greek language is everywhere

[RYNO2511]

how is 'old news' an oxymoron? EXPLAIN

[mondayafter]

drysink

[mu99ins]

Honest Arab

[surferofhi]

no no no, you my friend are trying to say "Honest Jew" lol jk. DISCLAIMER i have jewish friends this is not meant to hurt anyones feels just a joke. if it did im sry

[Arab0Ash]

American Intelligence.

[EamonnWag1]

Artistic Integrity.

[PancamoXXL]

you should play in porn movies better than talking in a languaguage that you don't speak fluent

[Hakiblack]

Wow, this would be just perfect if I wasn't learning something.

[ArcaneEye]

Ret forkert.

it literally means "right wrong" in danish.

except it means right as opposed to having your clothes on with their insides out and wrong as opposed to correct, so not just an oxymoron, it's also a metaphor :-D

[whycantiwatchanime66]

...funny thing...cuz ur an Oxymoron

[xxxxsjdxxxx]

Smart Americans

[russellreal]

jerk -.-

[surferofhi]

yeah, what good are computers ?!!?!?! Silly Americans they think they have changed the world haha

[ydyammo]

My favourite:

- Microsoft Works

[HelpfulHarryable]

True Lies

[Kolian6661]

ебать,хз!

[GhettomanOG187]

??чё за хуйня??

[dicanio150]

why didnt i ever have a teacher with that accent and looks.

[doobiedude]

is penis pump an oxymoron

[socal1000]

aww surgeon's are gifts to this sometime dull world

[tgo2g2000]

BIGGIE SMALLS

[soseg]

SHOW US UR TITS

[ydyammo]

err.... put on yer glasses m8...

[spazmosis2007]

My favourite:

Fun run.

[soseg]

glasses? what?

[ydyammo]

You practically see all of her tits already. ;)

I mean, it's not like she's hiding 'em.

Nota Bene... not complaining.. .lol ;)

[mbaba88]

you are not so hot, the accent is a turn off

[clomo0809070604]

my fav oxymoron is a useless tool because every tool has some use

[GreasyPunk666]

haha it also looks like she just got out of bed if you know what i mean

[GreasyPunk666]

haha looking up oxymoron the punk band and hotforwords pops up... she has a video for almost everything

[charleshiggie]

"a bitter-sweet moment" or a "love-hate" relationship are probably the most common oxymoron. May favorite though it the phrase "intellegent Republican" or "intellegent Conservative" - obviously contradictions of terms...

[MMCAWIZERE]

iknow her.. she's a transexual!

[piratedude1228]

thats my MOTHER you worthless SON OF A BITCH!!!!

[jkkljkkl9292]

i so wanna f*ck U

[Tindalboy]

she dead set makes me wanna learn :P

[stevehunniford]

I know a word BUKAKE ...you want demo cum face

[esvvidi]

Οξύμωρα are your beauty and your mind!!

[31328]

Και πάλι δεν προσπαθεί πολύ για να είναι οξύμωρα... Την λέξη μωρός την μετάφρασε stupid και όχι the human with the baby mindлΠου τουλάχιστον δίνει και μια εικόνα τις λέξεως αν όχι μια ιδέα εφόσον δεν υπάρχει λεξική αντιστοιχιά. ΕΛΕΟΣ

[esvvidi]

Πολύ σωστά!!!

[4400seriesFAN]

mwros DEN simainei mono baby...simainei episis afelis/ilithios.....

[Hoogee4]

Midnight sun is not an oxymoron if you live far up north. Above the polar circle.

[larkolepsy]

microsoft works lol

[happyking9]

Military Intelligence

[syntheticSsyndrome]

*cough* whore *cough* nvm thats not one

O.O

[schmuibaby]

inteligent blond

[paronfisk]

lol

[DeathSaito]

DickVagina..<--- is that a oxymoron o.o??

[detriplea]

Mankind

[160newcrossroad]

US intelligence

[funnyNickname]

Forward retreat extremely average falsely true

bittersweet virtual reality controlled chaos open secret organized mess and my favorite educational television.

[bobsong7]

Friendly Fire

Major Minority/Minor Majority

Joyful Noise

Morning Nocturne

Ugly Beauty

Midnight Sun

All title from my new jazz recording on the Zoho label called: "One Way/Detour" featuring legendary multi intrumentalist and 5 time Grammy nominee Ira Sullivan. Please check it out hotforwords! Available everywhere. Just google "One Way/Detour" Bob Albanese trio with Ira Sullivan.

[jesterfreakndaze]

Bobsong7, midnight sun is by no means an oxymoron. It is a perfectly natural thing that happens every day of the year. Half of the year it happens on the north pole, and half on the south pole. Plus it extends away form the poles the closer to midsummer/midwinter you get, until it reaches the north/south polar circle

you should be in porn