brokeback chuck

[JerFhilm]

This was dumb but it was STILL funnier than Chuck Norris jokes.

[fetymann]

GAY

[TurnThatDamMusicDown]

Chuck Norris gargles peanut butter!

[ILuvTheSeaAndEmery]

Ok, the jokes are funny, but I don't see what chuck norris has to do with brokeback mountain....if anything thats blasphemy!

[OneAndForAll]

Chuck Norris ate an enitre bottle of sleeping pills and blinked.

[Tdog672000]

with one eye

[living4deth]

What was said by that kid at 1:12 ?

[fetymann]

@living4deth I think, Walker told me I have AIDS. ???

[listentoacdc2]

Walker told me I have AIDS

LOL

[GamerBlueX]

"You don't know the same cocks I do."

[LolCaramelz]

I see what you did thar

You redid Walker Texas Ranger episodes to make CHuck Norris look homosexual. Clever

[AlexDopkin]

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

[sundancekid9000]

the chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN. these are also Chuck Norris' initials. this is not a coincidence

[aaronbow70690]

chuck norris was once in a car crash where he lost both of his legs and still managed to walk it off.

[dafranx]

If Chuck Norris lost both of his legs, that means he can't roundhouse kick anyone.

[aaronbow70690]

oh he'd find a way, he'd find a way

[dafranx]

what will happen when people laugh at him, and call Chuck Norris "Stumpy" or "Nubby", then proceed to kill him. Though he lost both of his legs, in a car crash.

[aaronbow70690]

he would beat them to death with his legs

[dafranx]

There is some guy who has a Mega Buster, just like Mega Man. He proceeds to shoot Chuck Norris with it. What will happen?

[aaronbow70690]

he would stop playing make believing

[dafranx]

who would stop playing make believing: Chuck Norris or the guy with the Mega Buster?

[aaronbow70690]

chuck norris first, then the mega buster guy after he is being hit by chick's legs and realizing that his foam mega buster isnt doing anything but making *pew pew* sounds

[dafranx]

What if that guy's Mega Buster is real, that he shot a tree with it, then proceeds to shoot Chuck Norris with it. How would a Mega Buster shot affects Chuck Norris?

[aaronbow70690]

I can assure you that there is no real mega buster so c.n. would just stop playing make believe.

[gordoben13]

when chuck norris has sex hes always on top because he never fucks up.

[dblazek08]

At the end of WWII, Truman had the choice to drop the Atomic bomb on Hiroshima or send in Chuch Norris. He decided to drop the bomb. His reasoning? it was more humane.

[VinceLA91]

Chuck Norris arm wrestled God... and won.

[kkkkaran]

chuck norris had sex before his dad did

[8LiGhTs8]

Nice

[tarahloveshentai]

Lo fucking l.

[gordoben13]

thats one of my favorites to tell

[brd1223]

dude im crying lauging

[fetymann]

@brd1223 Seriously? This is GAY

[paullywog100]

Ozzy bit the head off a bat, but Chuck Norris bit the head off of Batman

[thenarfking]

chuck norris counted to infinity

twice

[ctrmormonboy]

chuck Norris is the biggest faggot on earth!

[clazlo1234]

Do not speak of God that way.

[PeterBjornenJohn]

" Brokeback Mountain " is what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

[NarutoFreak07]

HAHAHA ive heard the dead ninjas joke but great add on

[buckinit]

hahahah u the man

[iamjenhearmeroar]

Nice.

You didn't make it though.

[patminnig]

the original name of the bible was chuck norris and friends

[nubnubnubsta]

before chuck norris went to the dead sea it was just called the sea O_O

[shiv604]

lol he can hold his breath longer then a fish

[nynick7]

you do know hes gonna kill you now..

[ElSteeler]

*pfft pfft pfft*

A plane crashed here.

Nicely put together.

[RCGH2]

wut a beast

[thfrbiddn1]

wow...don't make fun of chuck...

[kward16]

that was AMAZING

[ekirent]

ooh momma likes

[BATCH420]

wtf?

[oOTARGETOo]

Chuck norris seems to much of a nice guy to be beating up people in his show.

[Requiemis]

chuck norris can boil water with his rage. nice vid xD

[tall32guy]

You're right dkv! LOL Brokeback does do something to me! It's a sad and beautiful movie and I like it. I was just commenting on Chuck, he's attractive and my wishful thinking says I hope he likes guys, but I'm guessing he doesn't. :)

[muffdy]

It should be:

Chuck Breaksbacks Ranger

[Gjelsteen]

Amen.

[Buckiller]

Chuck Norris knows its not butter.

[ninjasyron]

chuck norris does'nt cut his grass...he simply stairs at it and says I dare you to grow

[Moomilk9000]

what is teh song?

[MandeeSparkle]

Chuck norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

[blue00eyedblonde]

psh wutever u no it was funni! lmao

[tasmhs]

this isn't funny and is lame as can be. i like chuck norris well enough and love brokeback mountain. this parody sucks.  it's just awful

[Piemonius]

FUCK CHUCK!!!

[damnedsilence]

#And angels sang out in immaculate chorus, as down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris! He delivered a kick that could shatter bones, right into the crotch of Indina Jones...#

[tall32guy]

Chuck is married too, I think, and a Christian. Unless there's something he's hiding really well, I'm pretty dang sure he's not attracted to guys at all.

[goforward]

chuck norris's tears can cure cancer...but chuck norris doesnt cry

[Zidanicks]

i dont see how it was related to brokeback mountain at all... but chuck rules.

[littlegirl66]

LAME

[marlysfan]

This is easily one of the best Brokeback parodies I've ever seen.

[billyduk]

any suggestions on how to upload these to bebo 'the retarded unhelpful website'. they actually dont explain. they just say if you cant do i rob somebody elses.

[NuclearMrRogers]

If you want to see a good Brokeback spoof check out Brokeback Rocky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=WH3n0uEF0PQ

[NuclearMrRogers]

Yeah I agree. There's nothing at all gay about this. Shame too, it was a good opprotunity to make some kind of gay relationship between Walker and that black guy sidekick.

[rhcp1fleafan]

Why is it brokeback Chuck norris all it is is Chuck Norris jokes w/ Brokeback mountain music??? dumb

[buka92]

thats pretty funny man... check out my brokeback spoof