Metroid In 5 Seconds

[MsSuperMarioWorld]

WTF

[Ocelot4661750]

i call bullshitzies

[oblit0rat0r]

MUST RESTORE PEACE. MUST ESCAPE. peace in the galaxy in restored. HOLY CRAP IM A GIRRRRLLLL

[hauk93]

Did you make Samus a girl Miyamoto?!

No.

THEN WHO DID?!

[windley8]

._.

[theevillittleperson2]

i love how utterly true this is

[SawtoothArlong]

Holy crap that was funny.

[quady55]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!at 00:10

[taz7272727]

:3

[funnyboy1200]

OK??????????????????



[carlosrodist]

THAT WAS FU*K** SH*T

U took some footage,took more footage and =

A looks-like-it video

[knowwhoiamyet]

@carlosrodist ...That was the point...? Have you taken that into consideration?

[WorldOfMinecraftWar]

the vid is 18 seconds...

[Priestess235]

@WorldOfMinecraftWar he played metroid for 5 seconds. idiot

[wowbob22123]

@WorldOfMinecraftWar 17!

[Lordilucas12]

6 seconds!!!!

[masker40]

holy crap im a GIIRRRLLLLLL

[sxgtrgd]

lul

[altairPWK]

Tobuscus??

[Betsy7Cat]

LOL

[123Noodlehead123]

lol.

[headcrab4]

Actually, it would be more accurate if you just had samus shooting every single block on the screen one by one.

[ShadowTailsFanLives]

Holy crap, I'm a GIRL! XD

[Lawlsomedude]

Holy crap I'm a GIRRRRRRL!!!!!!

[Starfox384]

SO RIGHT!

[judge489]

"Proper" summary if you're not using any kind of guide. *Ahem* WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO?!

[FinalFantsia]

but the video is 17 seconds XD

[Plumerou]

@FinalFantsia you dont count the intro and the credits, its starts at 7 and ends at 12 -.-

[TheValiantBob]

he needs to do more like this.

[JGamer12]

Holy fuck i'm a girl!

[areckelh]

Who narrated this?  You sir have an awesome voice!

[ephraimx7]

@areckelh Brentalfloss did. Check out some of his stuff, if you like his voice. I'd personally recommend his WITH LYRICS stuff, though almost all of his videos are great.

[areckelh]

@ephraimx7 Check out his stuff I did. Like it, I did as well.

[ephraimx7]

@areckelh He is pretty awesome. I'd almost think you were trolling if you'd told me you checked it out and didn't like it. X3

[shadows124]

I think it's safe to say this game has the best story plot known to man.

[sknywhtboy88]

XD

[Gert623]

Thumbs up if you're like "what the fuck do these comments have to do with the fucking video..."

[NaruSakuIsAwesome2]

@Gert623 What the fuck does that comment have to do with the video?

[Pgaither84]

One of my best friend's name's was Justin Bailey... and that just so happened to be one of the codes in Metroid.

[Kingofcolor]

Did you know you also find out Samus is a girl when you die in Metroid? That's how I found out. The power suit explodes when you die.

[ViperKirby]

@Kingofcolor You don't: Samus explodes when you die in Metroid.

[Kingofcolor]

@ViperKirby Oh, wait... I'm thinking of SUPER Metroid, aren't I?

[TheHermian]

Magic Moment !!!

[StarsVico]

5 seconds? too long , I do the speedrun in 4 sec^^

[11AmosDaragon]

i played metroid b4 but never again ill see it the same

[TheFirstHinotoriFan]

THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL. OMG. :'D

[Sonic62920]

Holy crap I"M A GIRL!!!!!!!!

LOL XD

[turkeyballs3]

187 people turned into girls too

[PKrockin]

Why aren't these videos 5 seconds long? Seriously.

[chrisreid1]

@PKrockin The review is 5 seconds long at least!

[LegendaryLunchbox]

@PKrockin If you remove the intro and outro, most of them are 5 seconds or close to it.

[jesus77755]

HOLY CRAP I'M A GIRL!

[Roweanos212]

thats the story in a nutshell

[misterfunnyfunman]

why is there a video for the lazer collection 5 on here?

[IAMCOPYROBOTMEGAMAN]

ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER

[remaftp]

JUSTIN BAILEY AND A WHOLE LOT OF -S MOTHERFUCKER! youre doing it wrong

[bowzerbrawler789]

its funny cause its true

[mootroidXproductions]

i hat when people tell others to sub

sub if u agree

[TheDemocraticSoviet]

@Glary17 Hypocritical much?

[spike705]

@Glary17 Obvious fail is obvious.

[alexdz123321]

@Glary17

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[zxGHOSTr]

@Glary17 Try again, fail again, fail better!

[maebarakeiichi12]

@Glary17 yo dog i heard you like thumbs up so i put thumbs up in your thumbs up

[Glary17]

@maebarakeiichi12 erhhh? what you trying to say? :p

[1Maindog]

@Glary17 YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE!!!!

[ISUBSISTONSOULS]

@1Maindog THAT WAS OBVIOUS!!!!

[TheRealRitz2]

should of known

look at that ass

[MJEandPhyxesVids]

ROFLMAO

[TheLegenarySaiyan]

Must restore Peace

MUST ESCAPE

Peace in the universe is once again restored

HOLY CRAP IM A GIRL!

... Defines my whole experience

[WeirdVideoGameReview]

I had the same reaction too! 

[Nilbop]

Oh my God your voice.

[tehachi]

Fail. The video doesn't last 5 secondes.

[MisterHeroman]

@tehachi Just shut up.

[Lowrider1690]

@tehachi fail, youre still alive

[itskarlzsmart1]

@tehachi When he's actually reviewing it, that shit lasts five seconds fo' sho' and i have a degree in counting 1-10 seconds. So bitch, please.

[itskarlzsmart1]

@tehachi Oh, and you done spelled seconds wrong.

[clubpenguinsux1]

@tehachi Derp a derp. BADUH DUM DUM

[megamanxrulez261]

if you want to see doctor mario without being 18 years old do this

first you switch to fullscreen

then you go to the end of the vid when other vids come up

and then you click doctor mario

i better get top comment for this one

[decimater12]

What if the theme from brinstar had lyrics?

[venomchris]

haha every game

[poppycoco64]

that..was..the BEST EVAR XD

[Rawrielistic]

r0fl, the mindfuck i got as a 10 year old boy when got to know samus was a girl, not even a shemale but 100% girl

[piplup12345piplup]

How bout we start a fight on a 17 second youtube video where the smart people will just thumbs down all your comments and you thumbs up your own so we can laugh at your trollness k? Well no, Thats not what your supposed to do, You have these choices

Stop fighting so people don't get pisst off

Or rot in hell

[LiquidOmega]

How many of these 'In Five Seconds' videos are actually five seconds long?

[MrHippobu]

@LiquidOmega

well, they do need intro

and outtro (wait, this isn't a word?)

and promoting their account

so, I guess not much



[KrikeTube7]

@LiquidOmega the video it self starts at 0:07 and ends at 0:12

[jmaster1324]

HOLY CRAP I'M A GIRL

[jacbros]

OMG it was actually 5 mins YOU WIN GOOD SIR

[jacbros]

@jacbros shit i meant 5 secs

[birdbrainxzx]

hahaa "holy crap i'm a girrrrrrrrrrrrlll

[LizardkingMario]

This video has to be the video with the most pointless comments on youtube...

[SDundee09]

imagine the space warrior issac clarke and samus aran could create

[ethanethan123456]

MORE LIKE METROID IN 0:17 SECONDS

[SeffyRoth]

@ethanethan123456 *Isaac Clarke Facepalm*

You do know the 5 seconds is of the gameplay, right? The other 12 seconds was the intro and the 'the end of the video' part.

[blargensmarg]

@ethanethan123456 Metroid plus intro in 17 seconds

[TheAltitudeZero]

@ethanethan123456 More like you're an idiot.

[bitchasshoeism]

What are people talking about this is the best metroid game

[Talikira]

HOLY CRAP I'M A GIRL.

[thegodyfromcp]

IT WAS 6 SECONDS!!!!

[RetardedByReason]

Megaman: So sup M. chief?

Master Chief: not much..... hey did you know samus is a girl?

*Megaman gets power up.

The MegaBoner.*

^^

i Never get Pwn'd. WTF just happened?!

[c0nqu3r3rlol]

OTHER M IS NOT A GAME THAT WILL EVER BE REFFERED TO AS: A METROID GAME

[hajen36]

Thumbs up if u have watch this video more then 5 times

[PandaBuildsTemples]

WTF?!

[edman302]

after the vid got done a popup ad came up saying "Looking for a girlfriend?"

[LuiCAcoustic]

x'D

[Dubickimus]

...I'd hit that

[100movieman]

that was 6 seconds

[3iHard]

holy crap i'm a girl. proves that nintendo best trolls in game's history =)

[ThePizzaCow]

LOL

[kiba4650]

First

[Turtledude212]

At least she's frickin hot.

[4sostrander]

@BrettParody Except Samus came first...

[ImmaGeneralBlue]

@4sostrander

What did that BrettParody dude say?

[TypoCandar]

@ImmaGeneralBlue I guess he said something about Samus ripping off Masterchief or something like that ^^

[younglink2791]

@BrettParody Your Really stupid you don't even deserve that username :P

[Akfamilyhome]

Hold 7 down.

[DKDonkeyThong]

Actually, some people below me; it is actually 5 seconds. He starts speaking at 7 and then ends say "HOLY CRAP IMA GIRL" at 12. What's 7+5? 12. Math rocks huh? lol.

[Luigi4evernevermario]

Must make a comment.

Must post.

Many thumbs ups have been received.

HOLY CRAP I'M NOT A GIRL!!!

[ben123767]

that was 6



[CampNinjaJr]

LIAR THAT WAS 6 SECONDS

[domo4760]

Space?SPACE!SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAACE! MY GOD ITS FULL OF STARS

[MagnusvonYoshi]

@domo4760 All these worlds are yours- except Europa. Attempt no landings there.

[UltimaPlayer12]

I want the song at the end of this... is it an actual song or did Brent make it? o.o

[guymcme1337]

@UltimaPlayer12 I think it's a legend of zelda song, it atleast sounds like one for me.

[MissLonelyLover]

@UltimaPlayer12 It's the Main Theme of Metroid. It sounds slowed down a bit to me though.

[UltimaPlayer12]

@MissLonelyLover I thought it sounded familiar... who knew slowing a song down would make it actually sound like that?

[MissLonelyLover]

@UltimaPlayer12 Brentalfloss did, obviously. ;D

[steeledminer616]

Right on the nose. Right. On. The. Nose. (Heck I still know quite a few [about 20 for sure] that think Samus is a boy....)

[darkzeroandnel1]

LIES THAT WAS 4 SECONDS!

[MLGRacoons]

@darkzeroandnel1 actually it was exactly 5

[psirou]

Top rated commetns spoiling the whole joke should be banned.

[moomooimacat]

Couldn't of said it better myself.

[MsLink132]

lol i like when he says "HOLY CRAP IM A GIRL!"

[Zallastris]

Is it still a comment if you're literally just putting that entire video into text form? Are you really even... saying anything? At all?

[hungryhungrymetroid]

Yea, I love Metroid, but that pretty much does sum it up.

[iPodDude21]

Yep, that pretty much sums it all up.

[Belthazar1113]

thank you for summing up my childhood memories in just under 5 seconds. .... yes when i was a kid i restored peace to the universe. however i didn't discover i was a smoking hot girl under my awsome robo armor. turns out, i am just a guy.

[Bl00dl00zt]

HAHAHAH ! epic XD

[megamanxrulez261]

4.8 seconds actually

[danelo13]

@megamanxrulez261 does it really maters?

[megamanxrulez261]

@danelo13 no not really just pointed it out

[smashbros157]

Dear Brent, I love all of your videos except there's one thing wrong with them. They have a dislike button.

[YoshiTechnoManMaster]

Must Restore Peace

Must Escape

Peace of the universe is once again restored

HOLY CRAP I'M A GIRL!!!

[podasky]

that wasnt 5 second

[sexyliciousmexican]

[insert quote of the entire video here]

[Mario60665]

@sexyliciousmexican YoshiTechnoManMaster did that for you

[Castanedaa99]

This video just killed all the other Brentalfloss videos...lol jk

[AllyNidhogg]

The best 5 seconds of my life.

[trent5877]

"must resore peace...must escape...peace in the is once agian restored...HOLY CRAP IM A GIIIIIIIIRRRLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!"

[lukelukemusic]

awesome!!!! HAHA



[FullMetalAwesome7]

when Samus first took off that suit and everyone realized that shes a girl:

Guys: I've been a girl this whole time?!?!?

Girls: FINALLY!! AN AWESOME FEMALE GAME CHARACTER!! *high five*

[somedudewithahoodie]

@FullMetalAwesome7 Its like the first time you play it your like, No baby sister im not ganna play barbie im playing metroid and nothings as tought as samus aran, when i grow up i wanna be like samus,Then she takes that suit off and you just realized all you thought it was, is a lie

[Luiji99]

@FullMetalAwesome7 I'm sure some guys initially just thought about how hot Samus was for a 16x16 pixmap. Some girls might of, too.

[Firewolf269]

@FullMetalAwesome7

Nintendo then ruined the latter with Metroid Other M.

[Mannetasi]

@Firewolf269 Other M didnt ruin it. Samus is still awsome!

[Coldflame727]

@Mannetasi Assuming we don't count Other M as canon.

[Mannetasi]

@Coldflame727 what do you mean?

Sorry im from Sweden and im not perfect in English :)

[Coldflame727]

@Mannetasi I mean that the only way Other M doesn't ruin Metroid, is if we don't count it as an official Metroid game.

[Mannetasi]

@Coldflame727 Other M didnt ruin anything. Sure it was diffrent than any other Metroid game but diffrent in a good way( well for the most part).

And Samus? To me she gained more points in the awsome category than she lost. I mean just look at her moves in Other M >:D!

[Coldflame727]

@Mannetasi Well, look at it this way. Actually, you know what, just watch the Zero Punctuation of Other M. You done? Great. Well, Samus's combat abilities are greatly improved, and the replenishing health could have ended the Samus VS Master Chief battle forever, except she turned into an emotional little twit the second the game started. It was fun, but it was NOT a Metroid game.

[Mannetasi]

@Coldflame727 How was it not a metroid game? I mean you still had areas to explore and tons of powerups to find.

And yes Samus was more emotional than ever but like i said i am usally fine with it. Just because she shows some emotion doesnt mean that she is helpless or a bad character or something.

Im getting really tired of all the people that complain too much about the more or less small flawls of Other M.

Watch these reviews which gives Other M what it deserves!

?v=pZBmlskNKvA

?v=hBTuitvo2XA

[Coldflame727]

@Mannetasi I said it was fun, if it wasn't a Metroid game I would likely enjoy it far more than I do, but compared to the other games, it can't stand up on it's own.

[Mannetasi]

@Coldflame727 What's that supposed to mean?

And again how is Other M not a Metroid game?!

Isnt all the exploration and all the powerups you can collect that makes a Metroid game a Metroid game?

Lets imagine there where barley any powerups at all to collect in Other M, you had all the items right at the beginning of the game and the three sectors were more or less same?

That would make Other M a really disapponting game and not as fun to play!

Other M IS underrated.

[Coldflame727]

@Mannetasi It is not as good as the other Metroid games, simple as that. So, due to the fact that it is the newest, and is supposed to be the best, the fact that it isn't is a let-down.

[Mannetasi]

@Coldflame727 yeah it's not as great as the other Metroid games i agree but its still a metroid game and a good one too!

[Coldflame727]

@Mannetasi I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying as the newest Metroid it is expected to be the best, and so is hurt by the greatness of its predecessors. So, because it is good, it would have been better received if it was a new title, not a Metroid game.

[Coldflame727]

@Coldflame727 Oh silly me. I meant to say "So, because it is good, but not as good as the others,"

[Mannetasi]

@Coldflame727 What you are saying arent making much sense dude. Just because its the newest i hardly believe people have that high expectations( i mean topping the epicness of Super Metroid and the Prime Triology is next to impossible) and being developed by a new company . . i dunno what to say. That was a kind of crappy argument dude.

And AGAIN how is Other M NOT a metroid game? The gameplay might be a bit diffrent from the other games but its still Metroid! OMG how i hate the comment limit!

[Mannetasi]

@Coldflame727 And oh yeah changing the title? What the fuck would be the point of that dude -.-?! I mean everyone would still see it as a Metroid game because:

1. You play as Samus.

2. It still have the old exploring and item collecting elements which are what makes Metroid games to what they are!

3. The remakes of the music.

4. All the HD vers of all the old bosses.

The game and all it has to offer is what matters dude!

And if they did change the title everyone would just complain about it.

[Coldflame727]

@Mannetasi Well, I meant the protagonist and such things as the distinct music, and items. I just think, that there is no chance it will ever be considered better than the Primes. (In my opinion) I don't think you quite understand, I rather enjoyed it, I just think it would be more well received if they had not tried to top the Primes.

[Mannetasi]

@Coldflame727 Yeah your right i do not understand your opinions well.

And about what you said in this comment. . . .nah screw it.

Opinions are like assholes: everyone's got one. Right :P?

[Coldflame727]

@Mannetasi Now I want to know what you said...

[IanMartinTV]

@FullMetalAwesome7 1: Zelda(legend of zelda) 2: Alyx (half life2) 3:Lara Croft(Tomb Raider) 4:Zoey (Left 4 dead) 

[KzarGames]

@IanMartinTV You missed one

Samus (Metroid)

lul XD

[gurenta]

@IanMartinTV samus was the first badass female you could PLAY as. zelda was just a figure