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  • The vomiting into the sink scene is all too true of a hypocrondriac.

  • All yu guys are crazy!!! Stop worrying about diseases an dying so much an jus live your life.... Yu only get one dnt waste is panicing everyday...

  • I'm scared to fall asleep because I have asthma and I don't want to die of respiratory problems. I'm also constantly checking my pulse and I recently got tinnitus.

    I think I have cancer and chlamydia & my family is getting sick.

    I can't even go outside in the winter because of hypothermia.

  • Psychological problems(Hypochondria,anxiety,­depression) = Vitamin D deficiency.

  • Ever since I fucked a prostitute(with protection) and tested four times and was negative, I have been living as a hypochondria. Last month, I went for a massage and my massage girl happened to think I am cute, she used her foot to massage my crotch back and forth and til now, I am still wondering if she could of passed any STDs to me....I gotta get tested in four months to find out.

  • i thought i got infected by hiv and after a blood test doctor send me whit a psychologist,she says that my problem is hypochondriasis cuz of web reserch abaut hiv. but i still feel bad idk why :/

  • Thumbs up if you had all symptoms of liver and pancreas cancer in this week.

  • me everyday smh my mom cant stand me sometimes lmao

  • My late mother in law told me and the wife her head was sinking into her shoulders? It gave us a good laugh. I said we will have to look down the hole and say, ' Hello Eva, are you in there'

  • lol

  • Thank you for this! I have issues just like this. And I know it is all in my head.

  • it is funny but its sad because we go through this everyday :(

  • this is tottaly me

    

  • lmao ... i think ive been to the doctors five times this month and there is only one thing wrong with me... HYPOCHONDRIA. lmao , it sucks!

  • Ahh well I've convinced myself that I had ALS, Lymphoma, a heart attack, Leukemia, glaucoma, etc.

    Haha this video brings me some much needed laughter about my hypochondria.

  • I had testicular cancer, testicular torsion, rosacea, vitiligo, poison ivy, lymphoma, OCD, and ect. (turns out i had none).

  • @bdvlsb haha man this is nuts, I had brain tumors, colon cancer, west nile virus, meningitis, minor heart attack hah, irregular heart beat, viruses and bacterias, and a peptic ulcer though the last one i had reason to belive so but im acutally getting that one checked. IM ONLY 23 and dont smoke drink and eat healthy im starting to become more active and its helping me MUCH!

  • @obie1benobee15 Turns out I only have allergies slight ashma and A HELL OF ALOT OF ANXIETY AND IM JUST NUTS LMAO!

  • Haha omg this is pretty funny and within 4 months I thought I had 10 diseases, its pretty hard having this but this gave me a good laugh. And trust me you wouldnt wanna know what I thought I had because they were so stupid lol.

  • Im a hypochondriac always checking my pulse

  • Lololol i used to hit my head on everything now i have perminent bumps on my head and i think they are tumors....

  • Could somebody with hypochondria in the UK, who googles their symptoms please contact me on x_jolie@hotmail.co.uk  I am writing a magazine article and am looking for people willing to be interviewed and raise awareness.

  • I understand that this is supposed to be entertaining but it's not very funny and completely inaccurate. Yes it's irrational but hypochondriacs often focus on ONE illness not like 5 billion

  • Oh hey, he's pretending to be me! :')

    I love this video. It's good to find humor in things that bother you.

  • sounds pretty fake

  • two months ago I had throat cancer,

    one month ago I had Lymphona Cancer

    I now have HIV...ohh god this is terrible

  • @Jessica141996 you'll outgrow it

  • lol unrealistic but amusing XD

  • haha wow i felt less tense after this hahaha... nice video

  • GREAT VIDEO!

  • PASTA SAUCE

  • this is what it is like, but a little over exagerated

  • Im a hypochondriac but this is not how we act...but this was entertaining.

  • I have a Somatization disorder and this shit sucks and I am 14 I have to see a damn therapist!

  • Funny shit!!! Made My Day!

  • about a month ago I had tuberculosis

    then when a rabbit bit my I had rabies even though I got the vaccines...

    umm about two weeks ago I had tetanus and I also got infected by AIDS last month when I went to get a pedicure...

    right now im cured of those but I have brain cancer and a malignant melanoma...

    im only 16.... hahaha

  • I don't mean to sound flip, but would it help if he got involved in a community project such as a soup kitchen or a neighborhood food bank? Maybe he could contact the nearest USO branch & help out in that area in some way. I suspect that these people are too inwardly focused, and are allowed to remain that way.

  • I also had lymphoma and leukemia last night (earlier in the day it was a paralysis tic from my cat), before that multiple sclerosis last week, plus sinusitus and a brain tumor. As a child I had gangrene of the foot which lasted a few minutes before going into remission for 30 years, still waiting for it to come back but I'm hanging in there.

  • I am also I hypochindriac and this was pretty amusing, yet not completly true.

  • hahaha so funny

  • this is def not really hypochondria even though it is funny, becuz many people with hypochondriasis have actualy real symptoms, they arent deluded enough into thinking, that their nipples or adam's apple is cancer, that's called schizophrenia or some type of delusional disorder.

  • ahha, Im a hypochondriac but i really think this is funni. ^_^

  • I'm a hypochondriac, I laughed damn hard :p I'm less scared and I feel less lonely now :p thankyou :p

  • funny im a hypochondriac!! n thats how u think eveyday hahahahaha

  • im so much like this, but this is really funny

  • hahahha omg im a hypochondriac but this is sooo funny!

  • I think this is my favorite video!!!

  • I, too, suffer from hypochondria. I have since I was a kid. I thought this video was hilarious because it's actually an accurate representation of the disorder! It's always good to be able to laugh at ourselves. Maybe we won't take the mental illness so seriously then. :P Thanks for the video, I got a good giggle out of it.

  • Yes this was funny but I'm starting to be this way,I'm in therapy and he say it has to do with both my parents dying 16 months apart from illnesses,God help me and others that are dealing with this.

  • 10 seconds into this and I'd already seen myself.

  • "now I have cancer everywhere"...Oh God...this is the funniest shyt I have seen in awhile. Thanks for the best laugh I have had in ages!!!

  • i have hypochondriac dieasese! I dont like it too

  • Spot on.

  • even though i have hypochondria i still found this funny. i've been having panic attacks lately and this vid made me feel a little bit better.

  • I'm a hypochondriac but now knowing that its just a little mental illness it makes me feel better knowing that I don't supposedly have schizophrenia and cancer. haha

  • Well I really think you should not make fun of people who are sick. One day someone will make fun of you and you will not like it. Its simple karma.

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  • Your an ass people really deal with Hypochondria

  • This seriously can't be a disorder just reminds me of someone who want's to be receiving more benefits

  • hahahaha wow. Um, I am a hypochondriac. But i am nothing like this. Thank god.

  • god i HATE faggots like this.

  • This was really damn funny! The awful thing is that I regularly feel like this myself. How crazy! It must be quite hilarious to listen to us go on like this some times. Ugh. :) Thanks for sharing and making me laugh.

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  • THATS ME!

  • . . . i use o be one... a huuuge one... im fine i used o hink i had brain, breast, and ovarian cancers haha have hope ull be ok ~~~

  • I have severe hypochondria. Is am constantly looking up my symptoms, checking my body for tumors, etc. I WILL NOT go to the doctors, though. I fear bad news. I will only go if it's a dire emergency.

  • I'm sorry, but that was hilarious.. makes me realize how ridiculous i must seem to everyone around me..

  • LMAO. I am one. It sucks. I remember there being an Outerlimits episode about this.

  • it's a sad condition and very real. my dad suffers from it.  I don't think it's a cry for attention. He actually always believes that something dire is wrong with him, so much that he makes himself sick constantly.

  • I'm a gigantic hypochondriac and even I think this is funny! xD

  • XD ROFL

  • lol

  • LMAO

  • Reminds me of a Thai girl I know. Constantly wants attention non stop. Bint.

  • lmao, this looks all too familiar to someone i know

  • wow, this is some funny shit, let's make funny movies about cancer, hiv, alzheimer, 9-11, the holocaust, the vietnam war, iraq, you name it, it's fun....NOT!

  • I though that I'm hipocondryac, but now I see that I'm just a whore, I'm always thinking that anykind of sintom is cancer, but I'm not calling my doctor right away, I wish I could, but I have go to the doctor many times so I can't keep with this, but this guy is insane xD

  • i have hypochondria, and it is a torment. i have had it since 17 i am 27, psalms 91 has really helped me get through!!!

  • I am a hypochondriac and this is hilarious. Thank you.

  • I'm a severe hypochondriac and I laugh at this video.

  • yeah for real, this video is pretty much the general public's perception of the disease. it's my understanding that it's extremely difficult for people without the condition to understand the overwhelming fear one goes through. this video is not a very good portrayal of the illness and is clearly a joke.

  • I haven't seen a hypochondriac since my grandmother died....she died twice everyday. I never saw anyone spend so much of their lives preparing for death. She was at death's door so many times that she wore a hole in the mat.

  • HAHA. You know whats funnier than this video? the people who are offended by it. fuck off its funny, I'm like this too and i find it funny. laugh about your problems!

  • I like the way that he itemizes his calamities as if he were Job. lol

  • @77Ass lol im paralyzed and laff about being crippled !! your totatlly right!

  • I really needed this... I too get like this sometimes and I truly believe i'm sick. THis vid did show me that i really just need to RELAX and get a hobby.

  • Hi you know people actually have this disorder and its really mean, please take it off,

    thanks Ri &hearts'

  • ima major hypocondriac.right now i am goin through a bad time i got the flu and it turned into bronchitis liek for real.i also have very bad anxiety .one thing good ive taken from my condition is when i get in a wierd state like freaking i serch the net for what i have.but by the time i realise its nothing ive learned alot about other sicknesses.i guess im this way because i was sick as a child and in early teens i almost died with stephen johnson syndrome. =\ i hate this video

  • hey, i had to make a video for hypochondriasis in my psych class. i dont have the disease, but i definitly learned a lot about it and i understand what you're saying. the video is on my page if you want to check it out...maybe we portrayed it a little better? idk but with every comment i learn a lot more and i think its important for people to understand what you are going through.

  • You are a Genital Wart.

  • I used to be like this :'(

  • lol adam's apple cancer lol imo its so hard to cope up with hypochondria and anxiety

  • haha this is me.

  • I'm a hypochondriac...

  • Man i needed that. :o)

  • theres a freeloader who lives at my house who always thinks something is wrong with her. she has no job, gets free pills from the government and abuses them. she sells her pills to get money fucking bum.

    gross i cant stand ppl like this

  • Oh and the other day I did pretty much the exact same thing that he does with the pasta sauce.

    I had just finished eating chocolate and I started coughing and I spat out some dark spit and I started panicking saying "Oh my god I have lung cancer!" then I realised it was chocolate xD

  • Everytime I have a hypochondria episode I come to this video lol instead of searching for my "Symptoms" on google.

    It never gets old. It shows how illogical I really am xD

  • This video is making my throat tickle, in fact its kind of sore...has anyone else had that happen? Oh my god, maybe i should call a doctor..

    Hehe

  • its funny how us hypochondriacs give our-selves these insane mediacal diagnosis's

  • I'm a definite hypochondriac but this is simply hilarious to me. Mistaking your adams apple and nipples for tumours is thankfully too illogical for even the most hardcore hypochondriac. Well done Douglas.

  • Awesome!

    I'm also a hypochondriac, although not like how this guy acts. But often I do feel pain somewhere (emotional) and then I think that there is something really wrong with me. Even now I do have pain in my abs and right chest. And you know what: I even thought about cancer from the abs that has spread to the lungs. But the pain isn't always there... Only when I'm fixing on it. Now I was searching on youtube and saw this clip. It makes me laugh!!! Thanks! I won't call a doctor ;-)

  • hahahah great

  • that's me

  • I always think there's something wrong with my eyes. I look at them constantly. Other than that, I don't care.

  • lol, this is me, right down to the lump in my throat, hahaha. I kind of have to laugh at myself now.

  • As silly as this looks, it's sadly accurate in some cases. I am not as bad as this but am myself a sufferer of the disorder, and reading about it, and listening to others with this makes me feel a lot better. However, I do have a close friend that is like this.

  • I find this video extremely offensive. Many people suffer from this psychological disorder and they do not act like this. This video is extremely rude!!!!

  • i'm a hypochondriac and i thought this was hilarious!

  • Me too... lol made me see how ridiculous i can be.

  • you're partly right and partly wrong, many people who are of stable mind get worried, even obsessed with their health.

  • thats my brother

  • oh my god,im supposed to be having that tomorrow,god im so scared!!

  • lol funny video..

    i am a hypocondriac and I've worried about having tumors and cancer and all that stuff..

    I don't call the doctor or go to the doctor everytime I am worried, cause I would be going everyday.

  • This is me exactly, but without the calls to the doctor. Not all hypos run to the doctor all the time! I am scared of them because they might really diagnose me with something. :( This is the day to day hell of my life! :( Thanks for the laugh.

  • what you said is me to a tee

  • same!!! but im not afraid of the doctor, IM SO HAPPY MY AUNT IS A DOCTOR or else i would die of fear!

  • Ok, im a hypochondriac but this was funny. I kinda feel less anxious now lol THANKS!

  • @MooWithMetubes hahahaha same here!

  • @MooWithMetubes hahahaha same here!

  • @MooWithMetubes hahahaha same here! 

  • omg this is how I am just slightly less bad. "no i dont think its my nipple" lmfao that part cracks me up

  • i am a reverse hypocondriac, i have all this fucked up shit, and i think nothing is wrong,lmfao

  • You have filmed the HELL of my life

  • o my bad i dont have it im thinkin i do

  • hahaha im a huge hypocondriac i saw this guy with parasites or tape worms now im itching n shit n shit i hav it hahahaha

  • I am a huge hypochondriac and this made me laugh and reassured me somehow. I always feel I'm the only one and that no one can possibly understand. Thank you

  • i have hypocondria a bit too haha and this video helps me laugh at myself thank you!

  • I just found out i have Hypochondria and it sucks it started out with a little pain in my chest and /....i thought it was lung cancer

  • omg this video was sooo funny lol

    thats me and my cuzzo to the T!!!!

    it really does suck though...were going to look for some help

  • i have this. all you can ever think about is what if, and i think i have the symptoms. For me its so bad that when i tell my parents i feel sick they are just like ok...

  • thats me

  • LOL yeeeeah..that's me..

  • haha me too!! :)

  • i am a Hypochondriac seriously i see something on tv about someones knee and well... my knee would start hurting right after that xD

  • i think thats sympathetic pain...

  • i have hypochondria. sometimes it gets real bad, sometimes its not so serious. but its really really sucks.

  • I have it too. I hate it =(

  • if i so much as feel a little headache coming on? i think its a symptom from somethimg much more severe. its always the smallest things that trigger it. :-( i'm thinking about getting help for it because i really can't stand the anxiety/depression/stress from it all anymore.

  • good for you. i am in the same boat.

  • omg, that's exactly what it's like. Kinda. hypochondria sucks. :C

    funny video XD

  • nice acting. uu got talet

  • I went to the emergency room a couple of weeks ago because I thought I had mercury poisoning because I had eaten too much canned tuna the prior week lol (Blood tests came back negative)

  • Oh I read you are one! well it was spot on what I am like!

  • Do you have hypochondriasis? You portray it well!! It is nice to be able to laugh about it

  • hehehe I thought I was the only one~~~

  • i can't stop laughing especially the part when you were eating. haha.

  • lol..I myself am a hypochonriac and i found this funny as hell..im soo crazy..

  • ROFL! Being a hypochonriac myself I find this hilarious, it's like and extremely exaggerated version of me! :D

  • I took a test and I am 44% hypochondriac, nothing too serious. Someone once asked me why I'm not a doctor because of my medical knowledge, and I told them because I would feel like I had a disease everyday, lol!

  • Aahhhh just what i needed! sooooo funny :) i have been freaking out the last two days about a pinched nerve in my foot, it's so ridiculous! I love being able to laugh at this hideous disorder.

  • OMG this was soo funny. haha!! I am a serious hypochondriac myself so it's great to be able to laugh about it. It's funny because as exaggerated as this is, it's not that far from the truth. The only difference is I never call drs because I'm scared of tem confirming my fears, but I definitely ALWAYS think i have cancer for various reasons everyday haha. When i get headaches I think its a tumor. when I have stomachache I think its stomach cancer or tapeworms or something haha! anyways great vid!

  • hahaha me too!

  • P.S.

    i forgot to mention that im using your video

    for my graduation project! im sure everyone

    will love it!

  • hahahah omg that was soo funny.

    im a hypochondriac too haha

    your video is so funny.

    its cool that you can joke around about your

    problems,haha i do all the timeeee.

  • Do it with more sympathy next time, even if you say you are a hypochondriac, you know it can be taxing on your lifestyle.

  • hope you don't mind, I'm showing this to my psychology class as a part of my major research presentation, it's very well done:)

  • hypochondriac here, and I find I have more knowledge about my concern then the doctor I am seeing.

  • Same here Luke, probably not a good thing though :)

  • lol love it  i need episode 2

    and for every1 else im a hypochondriac but lighten up lol its only a little fun

  • i need episode 2 too! lol its sooo funny, love the actor xD

  • i have this problem. it's not funny to people who are hypochondriacs.

  • I appreciate your concern and I sympathize. I too am I hypochondriac. I made this video in an attempt to try to poke fun at some of my issues and get over them. Sorry if you can't laugh at your own problems.

  • ur a dick this is not funny

  • I am a hypochondriac and this is So true... haha.

  • THIS ISSS THE BEST - LOLOLOLOLOL

    I Cannot stop watching this!!!

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