This is a satire but it is painfully close to the way many divorce lawyers practice. The conventional practice of divorce law has, in many instances, been corrupted in the sense that the primary objective of either or both attorneys is the generation of fees. This tendency is so disturbing that I recently participated in the creation of a website that includes eight monographs describing the tactics these lawyers use. It's called "divorce lawyer cannibals."
I am a victim of police brutality cover ups. Please help me and my kids! This is very serious. I also started a petition about falsified use of psych pills on a lot of people. If the author of this site could contact me personally by email that would be most appreciated. Please read my website about all of the crazy stuff the government did to me and I have proof of it. Thanks, Mona Seitzman .wearebeingvictimized.webs.com
Anytime a lawyer tells you not to worry about the details, run like hell. They got shooting tongues like frogs, can snatch your wallet outta your back pocket from 50 feet.
Three animals on the planet have the ability to unhinge their jaws and swallow their prey whole. Snakes, Sharks and attorneys.
I AM a paper pushing paralegal type who is a pre-law student and this commercial made me LAUGH!
He can refer to a hypothetical opposing party as a vermin in his commercial but a real person-- not to the press, in the courtroom or before a jury. ( We can request a divorce jury in Texas --I don't know anybody who ever had but it is always an option.)
What kind of person would marry a vermin, though? THINK ABOUT IT.
hmm seems legit
TheGyroid 2 months ago
This is a badass motherfucker! Anyone know how much he wants?
JeremiahDB 5 months ago
This is a satire but it is painfully close to the way many divorce lawyers practice. The conventional practice of divorce law has, in many instances, been corrupted in the sense that the primary objective of either or both attorneys is the generation of fees. This tendency is so disturbing that I recently participated in the creation of a website that includes eight monographs describing the tactics these lawyers use. It's called "divorce lawyer cannibals."
cholmondeleycle1 7 months ago
Keeping it Real !
Outlawzand1 11 months ago
Excellent and brilliant
tordesilla 1 year ago
I am a victim of police brutality cover ups. Please help me and my kids! This is very serious. I also started a petition about falsified use of psych pills on a lot of people. If the author of this site could contact me personally by email that would be most appreciated. Please read my website about all of the crazy stuff the government did to me and I have proof of it. Thanks, Mona Seitzman .wearebeingvictimized.webs.com
mocha007ful 1 year ago
just sounds like the average "jewish" lawyer here in chicago. Actually,this one's kinda timid.
aknowneemus 1 year ago
well we all know marriage is a hellhole so i ask, why get married anyway
vampirehunterme 1 year ago
I NEED YOU!!
lifedivinus 1 year ago
I am a paralegal paper pusher type as well and DIED laughing at this... LOVE it! haahahahah
wendyjojo222 1 year ago
i recommend him i hired him for my last 4 wives and he did them all off.
DrRockerfeller 1 year ago
Is he gonna get the mob to kill them? SOUNDS LIKE IT
xxSymbiotexx 1 year ago
hahahaha
ThaBasementBoys 1 year ago
I want to pay up and get rid of that vermin he calls a spouse.
FlyingOverTr0ut 1 year ago
"Hellhole you call a marriage"!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! For a lawyer, this guy's okay. <3
Selchiie 1 year ago
My nigga steve miller!!!!
turncoattradition 1 year ago
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my uncle is the man!!!!
baddog1055 1 year ago
my uncle is the man!!!!
baddog1055 1 year ago
I wanna see what kinda commercial he would make if you wanted to legally put your aging parents in a home.
MySweetSelf 1 year ago
WTF?
motajones 1 year ago
NO CRAP !
STRAIGHT TO DA' POINT .....
PETERBILTXPRESS 1 year ago
wow. this is terrible. seriously way to screw up lives. good thing he makes some money.
coolioman9606 1 year ago
HE IS A LIAR
TULSA4CHRIST 1 year ago
What a BOOB! At least he's makin' money off IDIOTS. Get married then get a divorce and make this guy stinking RICH you FOOLS!
macman237 1 year ago
Wow! What does it take to intern with this guy? hahaahha! ( :
jaimekid 1 year ago
I just think it's weird that you look like my ex husband.
grkike 1 year ago
only a fool would get married in this age
111imstupid111 1 year ago
This is just sad.
SeaWo1f 1 year ago
how much is it to shut you up?
underpartv 1 year ago
@underpartv
It doesn't cost anything to shut him up, just click another video smart guy.
polarity1 1 year ago
LMAO..this is so fucking funny.. but honest!!
hongpingmike 1 year ago 2
Aots
ryudragon7 1 year ago
there is no way this guy is a lawyer...he seems to be telling the truth!!!!!!!!!!
389181 1 year ago 30
@389181
Now THAT was a YouTube comment LOL!!!!!!
ExpertOfSound 1 year ago
@389181 lol, good one.
natedaug1 1 year ago
lmao
Tmiss2010 1 year ago
I love it. These guys should just do comedy.
FlyingOverTr0ut 1 year ago
lol someone messed with him when he was a kid ;)
louiscarr899 1 year ago
Best divorce advice ever
Xenar17 1 year ago
Anytime a lawyer tells you not to worry about the details, run like hell. They got shooting tongues like frogs, can snatch your wallet outta your back pocket from 50 feet.
Three animals on the planet have the ability to unhinge their jaws and swallow their prey whole. Snakes, Sharks and attorneys.
MrPravusable 1 year ago
Stop pointing at me!
pearljman 1 year ago 2
After watching this, I felt like I joined a cult.
LightintheMonochrome 1 year ago
this guy is divorced
Xezatt 1 year ago
Web Soup did it...
arcaneboy 1 year ago
From Florida eh....shocker
CSFLChampion 1 year ago
Why not try to separate amicably and save yourself an assload of money. If you work with these fucking nutcases you're going to go bankrupt.
youtubasoarus 1 year ago
What a tool. And his tie is crooked.
Samhain35 1 year ago
So much for the "sanctity" of heterosexual "marriage".
Hdtexan 1 year ago
The person who disliked this video is a piece of crap paper-pusher paralegal.
unlimitedpungtang 1 year ago 2
@unlimitedpungtang Oh thank you. It's very kind of you to say so. You do me so much honor :)
h4ku89 1 year ago
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TheRothphoto 1 year ago
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TheRothphoto 1 year ago
OMG! i'm not even married and i wanna get a divorce now
felphero 1 year ago 43
AOTS
GravoForce12958 1 year ago
AOTS!!!!
bmxrooster 1 year ago
they showed this on AOTS
Existifying 1 year ago
aots first
tomasjose415 1 year ago
AWE...i SEE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE IS ALIVE AND WELL......
rextrek 1 year ago
This guy looks legit.
funnyhomeboy1 1 year ago 2
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thenfm 1 year ago 2
hah this is amazing
MessagesToYourMind 1 year ago
I like the cut of your no bullshit jib Steven Miller.
nodnodwinkwinkV 1 year ago 2
1a2a3a
iWearCapeIRL 1 year ago
He did the skit.
tomatoesofdoom 1 year ago 3
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why didn't he do the skit?
traltixx 1 year ago 2
STOP POINTING AT ME, ITS RUDE!
shampoohat 1 year ago
do the skit
Runny1337 1 year ago
Awesome!
Speyburn 1 year ago
Say it with your chest!
baslodutiso 1 year ago
Someone is gonna get an angry letter from his local Bar Association.
IllLookForIt 1 year ago 2
fam where was this guy and his promos in the mid 90's. i would not have lost 15G's. damn the bad luck. love this promo.
mrbatchtv 2 years ago
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HE is a real Man
angelmassb 3 years ago
Awesome mate!!
vinny1010 3 years ago
I LOVE this guy!
I AM a paper pushing paralegal type who is a pre-law student and this commercial made me LAUGH!
He can refer to a hypothetical opposing party as a vermin in his commercial but a real person-- not to the press, in the courtroom or before a jury. ( We can request a divorce jury in Texas --I don't know anybody who ever had but it is always an option.)
What kind of person would marry a vermin, though? THINK ABOUT IT.
Still, I LIKE this guy!
joeocho88 3 years ago