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  • why is this now private wtf i wanna watch it

  • How did this guy get on machinima...

  • i love this ! <3

  • I was more interested in the Gameplay :P lol

  • hahahaahahahahhah!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!111

  • da gamplay was amazing

  • dum ass red neck

  • lol at least my dick dosent look like a fradie couger 2:41 lol lmao rofl!!

  • kevin is better!

  • Dude ... you ARE a redneck... TEAmates???? wtf

  • this vid is a win ;p

  • what the fuck did u say u slirthing son of a bitch,atleast my dick dont look like freddy cooger HAHAH LOL BEST VIDEO EVER im looking for a cure to help this freddy cooger dick

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHAHAAAAAA a funny HICK

  • lol is that your real accent?

  • @FrikinGames no lol he talks normal

  • lol HE SOUNDS LIKE STEVEN HAWKINS

  • 1190 people have pimples on their dicks

  • I'm just wondering... why does everyone hate DJ KEEMSTAR?

  • @ACfireandiceDC He sends his minions to troll on anyone that talks down on him. My twitter account got flooded with hate @'s because I said I don't think his game "Fortress Craft" will turn out a positive fan base.

    Also F@G made Fortress Craft, Minecraft rip-off with a whole bunch of random crap implemented in it.

  • @ACfireandiceDC Do a search for him on youtube.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Just put that friggin air strike down!

  • coa+ company of assholess like they retarded guy xD

  • Someone thinks they are funnier than they really are.

  • hit play then press 3 or 6 on your keyboard for the two best parts in this video

  • Your a Funny Person man, Made me laugh!

    Like if you agree.

  • what the hell are we playin

  • i honestley dont know how i would react if this happend to me XD

  • HEY GUESS WHAT! MY DICKS GOT ACNE ALL OVER IT! AND THE SHIT WONT GO AWAY! FUCKIN PROACTIV MY ASS!

  • That was gay

  • lmfao is that really Ronaldhino? What the fuck is he doing getting a lousy 9-21 he has a legit 8 k/d

  • lolol9ololololololololol

  • BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA. ohhh my fucking god that was best vid i have ever seen xD

  • @hellsgaurd92 thats because you're 5

  • @JackShephard69 try 23 )

  • holy crap that was scaary

  • SEROSUS WTF IS THAT YOU GOT SORES ON YOUR DINGALING

  • OMG TIS IS FUCKING FUNNY

  • watch /watch?v=OyHn-nKogqY if u wanna lol

  • wow i was in this game and i did not even know it

  • this vid was fuckin ofensiv ! shit like this is fuckin rely pissis me off ! the last persin that i cout makin fun of rednecks got the fuckin shit beetin out of him !

  • @bb00167 fuck rednecks they dumb

  • @bb00167 I see you are a redneck since you cant spell idiot

  • this guy funny but Chris Smoove over all

  • lololoololol funny ass shit

  • 1173 people have sores on there dick

  • lol this was just pure ownage at its finest!

  • This is fake. Look at the mini-map, there's a blue triangle. That means he was with someone in the game.

  • @EpicNinjaGuy123 um dumb ass the guy talking isnt the guy recording... the guy recording is a friend of the guy talking like a hick lol, thats why there is a blue triangle

  • @EpicNinjaGuy123 the person he was with was dj keemstar u retard i bet you have swords on your dick

  • @red33176ytv no my dick is the sword are u meaning sores >?>

  • @EpicNinjaGuy123 Ffs, he was in a party with DJ.

  • do you got like sores on your dingaling?

  • ronadinos laugh is girly

  • oh shit this vid is even better the second time

  • oh wow this one of the funniest vids ive seen in along time lmao lol

  • I need some happy drugs!

  • I swear when I saw the title i was like "hmmmmm" but once i watched it i was laughung and crying cause oh my god lol! "GOT SORES ON YOUR DING A LING? [...] and then i loved when he said You call me weird atleast my dick dont look like Freddie crooger!"

  • 1st time = OMFG! LOL

    2nd time = hmmm

    3rd time = This ain't that funny

  • I LOLED SO HARD IM CRYING!!!

  • Ur a bitch u fuckin suck u cock suckin faggot sendin ur sorry ass viewers to hate on other channels just for doin things better than u

  • fuck COX

  • i know someone that sounds like this

  • eeyore sounding motherfucker xD, lol?

  • hahahaha got sores on ur dingaling lmao

  • hahahaha

    

  • >Be DJ Keemstar

    >Make Fortresscraft threads all day erryda

    >F@G FOR LIFE

  • I like how people are hating on this video like they were somehow offended by this shit, there are more freddy kreuger dicks than i thought hahahaha

  • Thank god my dick doesnt look like freddy krueger

  • dude this shit is so funny i watch this 5 times a day i laugh so dam hard

  • @TheTripleAgent LOL u must be x tevo who got owned

  • firefox with add blocker addon, quit bitchin

  • made it 40 seconds, this is awful.

  • ohh weet " AM I DREAMING OR RIGHT NOW OR ARE YOU ARE RETARDED I DON'T EVEN KNOW" <3 THUMBS UP LOL

  • hahahah funny stff m8

  • That kid killed himself after this game...

  • i heard you beat up your girlfriend Keemstar

  • DJ KEEMSTAR likes to hit his girl friend

  • yay we can skip the ad

  • @TheTripleAgent youjelly

  • @TheTripleAgent its prob not even him playing. one person records and the other 1 trash talks

  • HAHAHAHAHA..

  • Very Funny! I decided to find out who DJ Keemstar was since i saw the Colab with OBZ,,Glad i did!

  • @IRISHswagga Lol shut the fuck up you little fat kid.

  • @enigmaHome Are you that dumb, i was joking now go outside and stop being a massive cunt.

  • Your account got terminated, probably by the guy you we're talking to, he works for YouTube you fucking RETARD.

  • LMFAO THIS DUDE HILARIOUS

  • Well, this SUCKED.

  • @MrPulpar fuck you dumb ass

  • @MrPulpar No you just dont got no sence of humor depressed mofo

  • Ronaldinho!

  • this is the BEST VIDEO EVER!!! hahahahahahahahaha

  • 1156 people r rednecks

  • @DarknessCreepin 1157 people are people.

  • 1156 people have suroeserus

  • this shits fucking funny

  • I. Love. You.

  • YA FUCKIN EOR SOUNDIN MOTHERFUUCKER!!! LOLOL MADE MY FUCKIN DAY XD

  • I DONT GET HOW WHEN IM IN A GAME TRASH TALKING I ALWAYS GET MUTED , 99.9% OF THE TIME EVERYONE WHO TRASH TALKS GETS MUTED , I THINK THIS IS FAKE

  • @TheMontageNetworkHD i wouldnt mute him, thats funny

  • @TheMontageNetworkHD You only mute people if you're a pussy. Take it like a man.

  • @poostokcerty im a man for not listening to him , your probs a little kid thinking he is a man on internet because no one knows if you are. i dont care if he is well known i would mute him anyway @:L

  • @TheMontageNetworkHD I'm not a little kid though. Muting is again for pussies that can't stick up for themselves.

  • @poostokcerty It is actually for the little kids that yell into the mic ^^

  • @TheMontageNetworkHD ur a dumb ass why would u go in a loby to trashtalk

    how is this fake u dumb fuck kid ur a dumb ass ........ u probablly do have a fredy krugar dick

  • @awsomewildfire so people dont fake videos for views no?

    how about gunit

  • @TheMontageNetworkHD That was only as a joke. He admitted it, it's a 30 second nuke for chrsit's sake.

  • Shet up yer dertee yankees!

  • @Texancubsfan001 tell me how are we a disgrace to the human race?

  • redneck=fucks they own kids,looks up to the sun all the times,they were chaps,and they are retarded

  • git r done!

  • kevin1811 is funnier :S

  • i hate when people tryin to act as redneck its a disgrace to me and actually most of us uses the internet just not that much

  • @SoulReaper354 most of us uses the internet

  • @myweineriswonderful lol i know most of us do i just don't like it when they try to copy us

  • i hate when people tryin to act as redneck its a disgrace to me

  • @SoulReaper354 red necks are a disgrace to the human race

  • DJ KEEMSTAR. id smackabitch people like that piss me off.

  • LOL @ "I've been fucking a jar of Proactive for 2 weeks and it still won't clear up!!"

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  • @isal9513 ok pussy...

  • @FatalFiveModz Shut your dirty mouth, fag!

  • @isal9513 ur a pussy

  • @FatalFiveModz Shut the fuck up, you dirtyfaced whore. Your dad has a vagina and your mom has a penis and a vagina. Now please kill yourself you miserable fuck!

  • @isal9513

    Atleast his dick doesn't look like Freddy Kruger

  • @isal9513 Haha, I put your comment whole into google, and it linked me to Wikipedia, word for word.

  • @epppyfone That's beacuse it is from Wikipedia.

  • @danielawsome7 daniel its ESPINAB remember me ^. ^

  • @MrXBFMVx13 nope,and i dont plan to

  • Good for you TH3 Dylan for doing 15-1

  • why does it say 2 and 7 as his kd when he was owning

  • thats his voice in real life. i hate that djkeemstar hes a hick ass fag

  • easy cap quality on machinima... thats low..

  • KKKKKKKKEMSTAAAAAAARR!

  • The guy in the video is going to have a heart attack when he finds out he's not funny.

  • @Varth3 He is

  • YOUTUBE DUN BORKED THE PAUSE BUTTON 'GAIN

  • Hahahahahaha.....Keemstar had 2 kills and 7 deaths.

  • so rue sos? whats that you got sores on your dingleing?

  • F@G FOR LIFE!!!!!!!

    

  • This guy's laugh makes me wanna punch a baby.

  • its funny how i look at the comments and its 2 people fighting over something

  • I didn't laugh this whole time.....

  • XBOX FOR THE FACCCCCCCKING WIN

  • I don't think I've ever laughed so hard

  • Go to badkidsworld.webs.com PLEASE im trying to get popular if you would please make an account i would appreciate it!

  • 1148 people are rednecks

  • #OMG lol

  • NERDSOLEWAR stop this madness

  • i ant no fuckin weird

  • 10G achievement unlocked "Found the Mute Button"

  • im a redneck and i think this is funny as shit

  • XBOX > PS3. <--- It's simple math.

  • @JakeStuckAtHome Xbox>PS3? lol Yeah and then you wake up and realize the shitbox360 is a terrible console,60% hardware failure says alot.What a fucking fanboy you are

  • @danielawsome7 23.7% come back to 2011 not 05

  • @labtec514 Ill make sure to so that when you come back to reality.Do you realize what your saying? almost 25% thats 1 in every 4 shitbox3fixmes that will have hardware failure,even if the console didnt,the fucking Xenon Processor is insuperior to the PS3s processor,and well PS3 has bluray and shitbox doesnt

  • @danielawsome7 who gives a fuck about bluray, 50gb with a 1x run speed, architecture that no developer wanted to touch for years and the PS3 doesn't even have cross game voice chat, not that anyone would want to talk to people in the PS3 community.

  • @labtec514 lol Alot of people give a fuck about bluray,its just your too much of a fanboy to see that.i sure hope your not to blinded by fanboy rage to notice that the PS3's exclusives look alot better then shitbox3fixme's exclusives.Infact the only good exlusives the shitbox has is Gears of War,everyone knows halo has gone to shit,its the same shit since halo 2 they throw in one or two things and call it a new game.The PS3 has a lot better exclusives like God of War 3,Uncharted 2,and killzone..

  • @danielawsome7 Rofl thinking I'm a fanboy, try not to be a faggot if you noticed every time I mentioned the PS3 I actually put the PS3 not some stupid acronym that a 7 year old came up with. I like how you claim Halo 3 is the same as Halo 2 cos God of War totally changed game every time it came out and Killzone 3 totally isn't copying Reach's jetpack.

  • @labtec514 lol i dont "Think" your a fanboy,im pretty fucking sure.I call the xbox360 the shitbox because thats what it is compared to the PS3 anyway.Sure God of War has changed but its for the beter.The graphics for God of War 3 are probably the best graphics for a game ever made,even a fanboy,such as yourself,can see that.Also whats the point of criticizing a game if it isnt even out yet?.Halo= 0 innovation,the only good thing they've aded is firefight,and theres plenty of games that have that

  • @danielawsome7 Call me a fanboy all you want all it does it is show you're wrong, unlike you I'm not a 7 year old that has to beg mummy and daddy to buy them a console and then declare it the best thing ever, I own every console and a decent gaming rig which quite frankly makes me better than you.

  • @labtec514 Lol im not convinced by how immature you act,Unlike you ive hit puberty,something i doubt will happen to you for a few more years.Also learn to fucking spell "mummy" You must be a shitty speller,or a tea drinking british faggot.Anyway PS3 is its a better console then the shitbox.I play PC most of the time anyway and i declare that the "best thing ever" which it is.PC's are better then consoles.But 2 make you feel worse my gaming computer is probably better than yours.Fanboy faggot ^_^

  • @danielawsome7 By how immature I act? You're the one calling me a faggot, the 360 a shitbox and putting retarded anime emotes in your comments nor do you have a grasp of the english language and I very much doubt you could even afford a fraction of what I have. Go back to pretending you're over the age of 7.

  • @labtec514 Im just pointing out the obvious,you are a cocksucking faggot,theres no going around that.Also what in the fuck are you talking about? anime emotes? i havent seen an anime since i actually was 7,which is close to your current age.Oh and i dont give 2 shits about how much money you or your poor family gives you from the welfare check they receive.You probably have a computer you dug out of your neighbors fucking trashcan.Go back to pretending you have money

  • @danielawsome7 Pointing out the obvious of what? That you're a 12 year old emo that wears his cap backwards and takes pictures of himself infront of a mirror? I like how you have the balls to call anyone a faggot when you can't spell or use grammar.

  • @labtec514 Lmfao emo? and im not black so i dont plan on wearing my hat backwards anytime soon.I fuck up my spelling and grammar every now and then because the message gets too long.Now do you feel obligated to make yourself look like anymore of a dumbshit because your doing a good job of it right now.And your 4 years off,oh and i love how i went from 7 to 12 hmmm how does that work

  • @danielawsome7 I like to vary the age I use sometimes it's 7, sometimes it's 12 it all depends on the time. I like how you say I'm making myself to look more of a dumb shit even though you started out screaming about how the PS3 is better than 360.

  • @labtec514 Are you fucking retarded? I never screamed out that the PS3 was better then the 360 (even though it is) i was correcting some fanboy dumbshit,someone who you can probably relate to,on how he was wrong...your the faggot who should of kept their mouth shut

  • @danielawsome7 No you were being an idiot that should've kept their mouth shut, and it's 've not of though it doesn't surprise me that you can't even get a tiny thing like that right.

  • @labtec514 You could of always done the mature thing and not said anything,but insted you felt the need to make yourself look like a fucking dumbass so congratulations.