Episode 4: Things You Shouldn't Be Able To Buy On Ebay

[JDLupus]

@KillerKoalaStudios F*ck you beat me to it.

[AlanHaskayne]

"Grab Bussness by the Balls"

[Archedgar]

You're tattooing your dick for money sir!

[GVilleAnarcho]

Why is "this gentleman" DOB?

[Vibelord]

ha ha i have that porn video!

[0Psithiros]

please!i have searched the blog and havent found the episode with the acronym "say what aaaaaaah instant moustache",if anyone remember,give some info please

[frostgiant7]

@0Psithiros

Cracked TV: The 7 Most Incredible Displays of Pointless Talents

[0Psithiros]

@frostgiant7 Thank you very much frostgiant

[dpsrush]

it kinda looks like a ghost...O snap!

[5440Borderline]

"All the way up to 'prison rape.' (That's the high setting.)" I died laughing. XD

[viSprinkles]

Song at the end?

[dimlightbulb10]

1:16

Dan O'Brian?

[joesaint138]

what was the name of that first porn?

[purplecat747]

those tick tacks look marvellous next to my david hasselhoff keychain. Im watching you swaim, always watching...

[bosshog7169]

HAHA I've seen that porn. He bones his aunt's friend and then he bones his aunt. Classy.

[DEMchannel]

@bosshog7169 I don't think anyone who watched that porno all the way through can be condescending towards it.

[Nulono]

It's not that hard to make a pancake shaped like something.

[ForeignWindowFrame]

What the hell is Mr Plinkett (from RedLetterMedia)'s wife doing here?

[ForeignWindowFrame]

What the hell is Mr Plinkett's wife doing there?

[youvegotsyd]

I'm pretty sure that he skipped from four to two... Aw well. I love it anyway :)

[InterludeAuthor]

Just realized you showed DOB when you mentioned the guy getting a tattoo on his penis.

Hahahaha.

[MrTitaniumBackBone]

that last part creeped me a lil' bit

[panjo23]

I've got some questions for you...how old are you...who the FUCK do you think you are...and then erm the rest are about my stock portfolios, i'll hit you up about them later

[destroyer1187]

suction, tic-tacs, bag of dice...some third thing. Close him up, God help us all.

[gigapoodle10]

Well, hey it kinda looks like a ghost, right? I mean that's still pretty-OH SNAP.

[mic06007]

holy shit i never realized stuff sometimes looks like other stuff, they never taught me that at penis business college

[JRO1646]

Dan O Brien burn!

[made4life22]

women orgasming... a rare finding on the internet....LOL

[purplecat747]

'see you at christmas bastards!' ha!

[nho5io]

Hahaha, I still use that exact dice bag for D&D!!

[nightseifer]

pffft, D6's maybe, wouldnt even get more than a couple of d8's for that price

[Astonyx]

"Ladies, are you fustruated with your sex live? Have trouble achieving orgrasm? Well I should let you know that as a robot, my penis has 9 settings from smooth sailing to prison rape" LMAO wow that was fucking awesome!

[wolfmanjacksaid]

Swaimy, I love your longer hair in these earlier episodes 8-)

[biggieboy2510]

11.50?? that's not good!

Suction. Tic-Tacs. bag of dice. some third thing.

allright, close him up. god have mercy on us all.

[mvle91]

hahaha, the penis business college is a snapshot of the fisher college of business at ohio state.

[Haedrian]

The penis-tatoo guy looks like DoB :S

[destroyer1187]

was that dan?

[im160bpmplus]

your a genius mike

[Phaelog]

I'm must be suffering a severe geek outbreak because I recognized the bag of dice at 3:45 to be a bag for the game Dragon Dice and was compelled to mention it.

[GaBB0256]

nothing says sexy like wiccan XD

[yocharles235]

Oh man was that D.O.B? It totally was, ooh Swaim nice burn, are you one of those women?

[gaunt316]

1:35 "You're tattooing your dick for money sir!".. instant classic

[epiphoneplayer5]

it would only be weird if you were a guy :]

[Crimsonpie]

Yeah, but that's only cause there aren't any women on the internet.

[dasstu]

Sad thing is, I don't even remember what I typed up there... but apparently the internet locked it away. XD

[sevsquad]

if that ever happens, mark it as spam and then click show to see it.

[porkbeast3000]

lmfao at the heart surgery

[imsrydl]

Is it weird that i find Swaim super attractive?

[nickoDavinci]

Nope, we all find Swaim attractive. ;)

[oldmarmaduke]

@imsrydl

only if you're one of his siblings

[seseon]

He's the confuser; making straight men swoon.

[RandomPath]

@imsrydl it would be strange if you didn't

[Bobbery1]

Ouch. Harsh burn on the O'Brian. Good stuff.

[pokeyoaks86]

4:31 LOL...

[CowPylon]

I'll do you, Swaim. <3

[solange0001]

i wanna type upside down!

[LeftHandGreen]

Lol ive actually seen that porn at the start. Theres 2 girls in the vid and the guys sleeping at first and the girls like "Oh look he has a hard on!" and the other girl says "Well put it back in his pants or something." Then the other girls like "Its to big i gotta slickin it up." Or something like that then she gives him a bj. Anyways ima watch the rest of the video now. Yeaaaah not that i watch to much porn or anything its just a coincidence. ;] totally.

[solange0001]

well...that's awkward....

[sedwaykid]

from smooth sailing to prison rape

this guy is tooooo funny

[JulielovesTandS]

oooh fun!

how do u stay that serious when saying fun things like that? :o

[libertycaps666]

haha funny stuff

[thesparitan]

jesus this guy is awesome

[spaceking9716]

Tic Tacs, Bag of Dice, ... some third thing

Subscribe

[moogirl226]

XD, see ya all at christmas, you bastards!! I LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!

[AM9393]

1:17 Its DOB! : )

[slurmdrinker]

LOL, grabbing finance by the balls

[akfmm88]

this is one of my favorite videos. Love you swaim! =)

[Swi2ler]

¡ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

[fuzzyfireworks]

Dude how the shit did you do that! lol

[Swi2ler]

i copied and pasted it

[gbg112]

☺☻ ǝɯ dןǝɥ ɯǝןqoɹd ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı

[jayz146]

@Swi2ler now thats cool

[SamECircle]

@Swi2ler HOW D|D YOU DO THAT

[Swi2ler]

@SamECircle ʍouʞ ʇuop ı

[ThePrimeXD]

@Swi2ler HAHAHAHAHAH! C-A-N-T S-T-O-P L-A-U-G-H-I-N-G

[IVIegadude]

@Swi2ler Go fuck yourself.

[Heartless216]

smooth sailing to prison rape? lol

[chosentonessournotes]

You're tattooing your dick for money, sir.

[daninja13]

lol no geitals

[ilovedemonbarbers]

i would buy those tic-tacs.

[grofuss]

hahah, prison rape setting.. oh man

[zGreece]

...I was expecting for hiim to do the pic with African Slaves.

[Elk43]

Haha this guy's so fucking funny!

[grandmastercleaver]

@Elk43 He's the funniest guy nobody's watching.

[TyrannoJack]

women orgasming right on the page; a rare find on the internet.

[SnoocheeBoochees]

i want to go to penis business college

[86kinky86]

epic

[bitchslapper12]

Prison rape hahahahha

[mythstoorfoot]

Haha, this is one of my favourites.

[hectorste1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[hectorste1]

hahahahaha i think 75 % of all boys/men have seen the porno in the first 1o seconds !!!hahahahahahaha

[Bhuggy13]

:( I hasn't!! :P

[RoyReal]

4:31 = Puke

[PolarOpposites12]

the porn in the first ten secs is awesome

haha

[AcdcfreakRocks]

that porno in the first 10 secs

i saw it

[vitrel943]

1:17, that dude is DOB, right?

[yesfan1717]

Yep

[noamzilo]

NOT FUNNY.

at all.

[solange0001]

and you would be the guy to show great enthusiasm to buying a jay leno looking potato on ebay, right? ^-^

[VeEvey]

I've seen that porno <_<

[Preisellack]

thats rule number 2 in penis buisness college

[dahwang12]

Lol, this is one of his greatest!

[Smitenheimer]

I finna watch these and enjoy them.

[MaRqu3e]

Oh the missing episode 4!

Well, on blog of your website there is the episode 5 instead 4 D:

[ThoseArentMuskets]

Wow I had no idea. Thanks for the heads up. Should be fixed (on the blog I mean).

[MouseLemur]

Lollollol This is so genious.. can I say that? This is... smart? No.. because it's very funny. In a professional way. Yes. It is indeed late where i am right now >.>

[takuari]

Lol.

I love this.

[davidzysk]

third

[vatoloco190]

first

[davidzysk]

fuck you

[FanClubManiac]

Love cracked TV!