AMATEUR TRANSPLANTS: Titanic LIVE
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  • 68 people were admitted to hospitle

    joenateprince 1 month ago

  • @joenateprince 1 person can't spell hospital. I seriously hope just one person.

    boringtree 1 month ago 11

  • This is almost romantic.

    metalananas 2 months ago 12

  • you spread wide it won't fit inside.

    absolutely hilarious.

    lscolding1996 2 months ago

  • LMAO!

    Clare1523 3 months ago

  • What's wrong with 67 people!  Idiots :(

    bigjdc 3 months ago in playlist amateur transplants

  • @bloggerblue or 64 peoples dicks are 8 inches thick and they are all virgins because it wont fit.

    SAstallion50 4 months ago

  • i dont no how people can dislike this its so funny i like the bit where he says" it wont fit inside" so good lol

    badjodie56 4 months ago

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    AScottishdude 4 months ago

  • i just cant ignore this :D

    waty0usay1 4 months ago in playlist My favourite music

  • lol

    LOVEjohnnyDEPP3000 4 months ago

  • almost scary

    AnonLegionQuake 5 months ago

  • 64 guys don't have a dick...

    

    xTernal7 6 months ago

  • MY DICK IS TITANIC!!!! XD HAHA

    jpowt1 7 months ago 2

  • 64 people didnt make their girlfriends feel like they were giving birth......

    straffster2 7 months ago 2

  • Oh my fucking god :D

    Runnyscape20 7 months ago

  • 8 inches thick?!?! lolz

    

    JonathanS995 7 months ago

  • ooooooonce moooore you, spread like a whore :D hahahah

    mrkamakazee001 9 months ago

  • 62 people have a one inch wonder

    bristolcity1997 9 months ago 8

  • You spread wide it won't fit inside cos i would rip you to bits and u know u would need stitches when I am gone..... LOL

    once more you spread like a whore now you know what it is like to give birth you feeling so sore you need and epidural. LOL Love these guys......

    M3C0D4L1F3 10 months ago 2

  • Suddenly you panic, my dick is titanic LOOL

    UnifiedPerfection 10 months ago 5

  • hahahaha 

    UnifiedPerfection 10 months ago

  • once more you... SPREAD LIKE A WHORE!!! lol :')

    9989126 10 months ago

  • @9989126

    now you know what it's like TO GIVE BIRTH

    haha I laughed so hard over those two lines =P

    CRAZY4MUSIC11 10 months ago

  • Lol chode

    krystalmethin 11 months ago

  • 8 inches wide and 12 inches long.... hey at least those numbers aint swapped....

    wlman303 11 months ago

  • anyone who doesn't LOL LTAO or like this is thick and has no sense of humour hahaha

    weird544554 11 months ago

  • 61 people wont have a dick

    SuperChrisgee 11 months ago

  • @SuperChrisgee girls?!

    DannisMusicWorld 10 months ago

  • LMAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    6chamorrita7nene1 11 months ago

  • Story of my life :/

    666devilspawnxD 1 year ago 5

  • Brilliant! I laughed so much when i heard this:D

    skoskavf 1 year ago

  • Been there

    defeatyou0 1 year ago

  • hillarious and i can relate to it

    ambushdude 1 year ago 3

  • chode...

    9989126 1 year ago

  • i like this version 

    LoL

    trongkhiem96 1 year ago

  • 60 peoples dicks are not 8 inches thick....

    skaterpanny 1 year ago 4

  • Who could possibly dislike this video its epic. No sense of humor kids no sense of humor

    Adamax93 1 year ago 2

  • this is the description of a dear friend of mine daniel ross

    lousdaman2 1 year ago

  • I

    LOVE

    YOU

    TWO

    SO MUCH♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

    sexybabee2468 1 year ago 2

  • not gd 2 any1 to big x

    kara123h 1 year ago

  • Lol xD

    andrete123 1 year ago

  • the missionary position leads to hospital admission  lmao

    MrDoubleH13 1 year ago

  • he's good at describing me :D

    lordhugeluke 1 year ago

  • these guys r epic

    megasmalljamie 1 year ago 21

  • my dick is titanic..? then its very big..but mine bigger ;) like a train with titanic on rofl

    thesaht 1 year ago

  • megan foxes vag can be the iceberg XD

    50kamakazi05 1 year ago 5

  • I think this is hilarious! But whenever I try to "introduce" my friends to this stuff they always react very badly to this one...... They seem very offended

    AmelieYvette 1 year ago

  • @AmelieYvette Really? Showed this to my friends- They all go and download the Albums.

    MrLereath 1 year ago

  • once more you SPREAD LIKE A WHORE!! hahahaha

    Ourkid30 1 year ago 37

  • go to facebook and type in aamateur transplants in the search box and join my group!

    bogen1050 1 year ago

  • pmsl funny

    ryanslovesclaire2010 1 year ago

  • me and my mate sang this in English because at the end of term we were watching "Titanic" :L our teacher was PISSED everyone else just laughed

    harrysor 1 year ago 5

  • @harrysor course he / she was!

    bogen1050 1 year ago

  • My friend wrote this for him, aswell as your a paedophile.

    mrspencerere 1 year ago

  • @mrspencerere no he didn't, if u watch the whole of the show which is 1hr 30mins long they say that the songs WERE written by aam kay and suma biswas.

    bogen1050 1 year ago

  • @mrspencerere I am your friend's father.

    kabouterplop19 1 year ago

  • Oh yeah! I almost started to cry and then I listened to the text!

    TheAnna267 1 year ago

  • once more you SPREAD LIKE A WHORE now you know wut its like to give birth i LMFAO at that part

    xSiiKxShoTs 1 year ago 4

  • funny as haha , you scream, your sick.. its 8 inches thick " lol

    Jamesallen27 1 year ago 3

  • aka 3 legs

    larryshere 1 year ago

  • ROFLMFAO omg hahah

    MGottfrid 1 year ago

  • There's no Internet acronym for how much I laughed!! ♥

    cryostate 1 year ago 6

  • hahahaha funny as

    ryanslovesclaire2010 1 year ago

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDD

    shushan1000 1 year ago

  • who ever put thumbs down for this is a titanic lover or gay

    1fatdan 1 year ago

  • @1fatdan not sure about the second part of that.

    FayeJen 1 year ago

  • i have a new song to play at my schools talent show

    unitedtatesofthebum2 1 year ago 4

  • Genius

    ThatsLikeSoEighties 1 year ago

  • i <3 these guys, they are so funny.

    bogen1050 1 year ago

  • 8 Inches thick!

    bird875 1 year ago

  • OMG i blimmin love this song so muchhh.

    princesskind 1 year ago

  • Omfg I'm so gonna perform this to my friends :P

    FlyerBoyJed 1 year ago

  • LOVE IT LMAO SO GOOD!!!! X

    xxvodkaprincexx 1 year ago

  • XD recorder is lol

    Reaper2252 1 year ago

  • Ew bleaugh i got an image

    MegaNiamhy 1 year ago

  • this song is wikeddd :D

    princesskind 1 year ago

  • I cannot believe this doc taught me this morning.

    MCPLUM 1 year ago 2

  • How they haven't been struck off yet I do not know...then again, I guess a song about your "throbbing foot-long tower" or calling TfL a bunch of cunts doesn't impair your fitness to practice. : D

    TankiesYank 1 year ago 2

  • The Amateur Transplants are in the final of the 2010 Musical Comedy Awards on March 26th at the New Players Theatre - that is going to be an amazing show!

    banrab 1 year ago 4

  • the crap recorder just adds to the funnyness :L lol

    Jd3acs 1 year ago

  • pmsl <3 xxx

    Tilltee 1 year ago

  • god I cannot stop LAUGHING.

    elicialovess 1 year ago 7

  • oh he cld rip me all he wanted XD i like vodka its goooooood

    TheBob1616 2 years ago 5

  • How the hell do these guys keep a straight face? lol!! Their songs are hilarious!

    dogs4life1 2 years ago 9

  • If you watch a lot of their videos, they don't. In "Lion King" he almost breaks up in one song, it's brilliant :D

    coldalarm 1 year ago

  • *fucking* brilliant ^^

    Avantario 2 years ago 6

  • LMFAO You guys are fucking Classic! <3

    LightConduit 2 years ago 7

  • once more you SPREAD LIKE A WH*RE

    Graemesmith286 2 years ago 10

  • Rofl fits!

    Graemesmith286 2 years ago 5

  • eww

    MegaNiamhy 2 years ago

  • rip you to bits i hope not! 0_o

    bf2pwner586 2 years ago 3

  • LOL YES IT IS.

    Oh my god I laughed so much.

    TheMindlessViolence 2 years ago 122

  • GENIUS!

    bradfordfc08 2 years ago 10

  • Love U guys =D New heros

    Aphexas 2 years ago 90

  • LOL

    aamir93 2 years ago 6

  • should have seen that coming

    lol

    198RayMan198 2 years ago 2

  • He is ripping you to to pieces? I hope not..... your name seems male..... ouch..... that should have hurt......

    i shouldn't be to proud of it if I was called this way in a song :O

    Hypertraxxx9 2 years ago

  • I also feel sorry for you...

    Ceonsamea 2 years ago 3

  • No-one Adam Kay ever has sex with will ever know what giving birth is like. If you catch my drift. ;)

    captainpanic08 2 years ago

  • Unless he has sex with a woman who has given birth. Or will in future give birth.

    Yea?

    samwellomar 2 years ago

  • Hahaha. I got a -1 on my comment. Was that you? Ever defending heteronormativity. :P

    captainpanic08 2 years ago 12

  • LOL SIAN!!!!!!

    JessyIdol017 2 years ago

  • so true! :L lol

    jackzter1458 2 years ago

  • this is so jokes

    mrfethus 2 years ago

  • Huh? They've written new lyrics to Celine Dion's song "My heart will go on". That's what they do, they raise money for a cancer charity

    onerichie 2 years ago 2

  • "cause i'd RIP you to BITS!"

    cortez165 2 years ago 5

  • love these guys

    stormyblayzz 2 years ago 5

  • fukin funny

    bristolcity1997 2 years ago 4

  • LMFAO!

    Superigauche 2 years ago 3

  • Legends !! LOL

    GeorgeTurrell7 2 years ago 10

  • loves these guyss

    Amberssxxxx13yeahh 2 years ago 5

  • so was your virginity

    stubearbiats 2 years ago 14

  • Yeah, no surprise I got several thumbs down, from the blind Youtube masses, and a nonsensical comment gets thumbs up.

    Falkybassist 2 years ago

  • He introduced this as his own auto-biographic song lol

    petgenius 2 years ago 2

  • just google the lyrics duh

    damiannerd 2 years ago

  • is this on limewire ?

    hugorocks2 2 years ago

  • LMFAO......ow...recorder....my ears....*cries*

    TifaUzumaki12 2 years ago

  • your probably a virgin

    Chauncy666 2 years ago

  • Can someone send the lyrics please by PM.

    Thank you.

    nick00580 2 years ago

  • find em ur self

    WIN32ERROR 2 years ago

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    coral55ful 2 years ago

  • Google it!

    djadamuk 2 years ago

  • MY DIK IS TITANIC!! looooooooool

    Terryownsify 2 years ago

  • he does that horny bastard lol

    TheBob1616 2 years ago 4

  • i think its the lighting lol

    pparraddoxx 2 years ago

  • I know how he feels, Its a real problem.

    del580 2 years ago 5

  • this is easily their best song.

    beno48 2 years ago

  • once more you SPREED LIKE A HORE

    lmao classic

    IXIDezza 2 years ago

  • spread like a whore**

    keadykola 2 years ago

  • He is fantastic love all his songs they are really good and all i can do is laugh

    12345mum 2 years ago

  • HAHAHAHAHA u scream ure sick

     its 8inches thick hahahaha

    Praxsta 2 years ago 2

  • Myu mum came in at the start. Thank god i was wearing headphones

    Gaskinator123 2 years ago 5

  • I love this song these guys are giniuses!!!

    gallois22 2 years ago

  • Your "ginius" is showing....

    BAHAHHAHAHA, pun in two ways. Thanks, thanks. Bravo. Bravo.

    Not only am I a jerk, I'm very modest as well

    Have a nice day, love :D

    DemonCarly 2 years ago

  • What the hell, man, you just had a dialogue. More of a monologue, but it was a dialogue. meh.

    KaiserTota 2 years ago

  • ONCE MORE!!!!!! YOU SPREAD LiKE A WHORE!u?!?1

    Jayzz1421 2 years ago

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    Jayzz1421 2 years ago

  • suddenly you panic!

    jawbreakapk 2 years ago

  • lmao my mum came in half way through me listening to this i was like SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIT!!

    wothicvampire 2 years ago

  • LAL i POP

    Jayzz1421 2 years ago

  • tears are streaming down my face!

    sheep21 2 years ago

  • you screem your sick its 10inches thick hahahahahha

    NVAirport 2 years ago

  • 8 inches actually. Either way, that's quite a thick cock! LOL

    joeevans94 2 years ago 2

  • omg just take it 4 what it is its funny

    calzone178 2 years ago 3

  • Haha, this is so funny!

    You two are amazing :D

    brfcphil 2 years ago 2

  • "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

    ~~Bernard Shaw.

    MicroBalrog 2 years ago 11

  • but this has nothing to do with titanic.. its a parody of celine dione's song.. that song was only used in titanic the movie, but has absolutely nothing to do with the actual event..

    CheeseSLASH 2 years ago

  • Anyway, titanic isnt just the name of a ship, titanic means big.

    kizzaangel7 2 years ago

  • wellll naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa

    (sacasm if ur peanut brain diddnt get it)

    leverton00 2 years ago

  • Well, fyi, sarcasm, is the lowest form of wit.

    kizzaangel7 2 years ago

  • going by that old saying; it's also the highest form of intelligence.

    youbecame 2 years ago

  • no, it's the "the lowest form of wit but is the most effective"

    stoph2 2 years ago

  • We've clearly heard different sentiments towards sarcasm but I hate to say, you likely won't change my view :).

    youbecame 2 years ago

  • Lies to be honest.

    He is pretending his dick is the size of titanic.. as a joke.. he means big like you say but the word Titanic doesn't mean big. its a name-.-

    Jayzz1421 2 years ago

  • no, but hes using 'Titanic' as a metaphor, fool.

    KerriLovesConverse 2 years ago

  • I thought that Titanic meant big after the ship was built

    adoptarabbit 2 years ago

  • No, it refers to the twelve pre-Olympian gods in Greek mythology who were known as 'The Titans'