Survivor: Tocantins - The Coach Myth

[xitalianstudx]

Lmao Brendan wants to talk shit about Coach's hairstyle.. ? Look in the fuckin mirror you dip shit

[imjoe18]

this guy is cool

[ApricotOfLove]

Oh gawd he's hot!

[mordred612]

Coach has watched The Last Samurai WAY too many times.

[TIMOTHYSAARINEN]

Coach is a Jag-Off!

[youbigfishy]

coach is an amazing player, strongest player in that season dont forget it.

[ucrazy201]

wow i dont want to get in on ur fight but multipleScrotum ur really starting to piss me off like god get a fucking life iv met ass holes like u and if i ever meet u i will beat ur ass untill u can wear ur ass as hat and by the way no one likes a liturature cop so get a fucking life and u call the other kid a fag! and i wish i was a kid nice person but im not so hear this loud and clear i hope after reading this u hang ur self so pick up ur pants, stop jerking off, and GET OVER IT TARD ASS!

[Shockate]

hes a bit crazy i think..

[Dorisequador]

hahahaa Just Say it Say it! Coach a little fagot winky pathetic weak fucking gay woman in a mans body.

[MultipleScrotum]

You're an idiot and a half.

[scttlessma]

UUUUHHHH....DIPSHIT!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

UUUUUHHHHH, COCKSUCKING QUEER.

[scttlessma]

Your emails lack creativity and intelligence however, I thoroughly enjoy your ignorance and good luck with your further education. You and Coach have alot in common...toodles.

[MultipleScrotum]

LOL Good job impersonating a smarter person than you.

[scttlessma]

You can't even spell....Is that what they teach you and Coach in moron school?

[MultipleScrotum]

lol Look over the majority of your own posts, and rethink who the bad speller is.

[Dorisequador]

@MultipleScrotum HEY MAN i MISSED YOU MUTIPLE IDIOT..

Go suck coaches cock since you like him so much..fagot.

[MultipleScrotum]

The only thing you missed was the meeting with your therapist. Get help NOW.

Fucking retard.

[Dorisequador]

Multi seems everybody hate you man because your a dumb fucking stupid fucked up fucking peice of shit gay faggot that sucks coaches cock....

To bad your mom never finished that blow job she started on your dad then we would not have to listen to how much you love coach... fuckig fagggggggg...

[scttlessma]

Very Funny...Love it!!

[MultipleScrotum]

You are a waste.

[scttlessma]

Your a amazing writer....in moron school.

[MultipleScrotum]

'Your a amazing writer'

LOL Holy crap, you are horrible with the English language. What a fag.

[scttlessma]

To bad your talking to yourself....DORK!!

[MultipleScrotum]

I'm talking to you, remember? We've been arguing for a while now. Did you forget?

What the fuck is wrong with your brain? Shit dude...

[MultipleScrotum]

LOL You really need to take an English class. I'm comming to the conclusion that you are a 40 year old with the IQ of a 10 year old retard. Sad thing is, I normally give people too much credit...

[scttlessma]

Thats ok you have no credit...your a piece of crap that is on the bottom of my shoe.

[MultipleScrotum]

Please, take some Engish classes, cock for brains.

[scttlessma]

You first...DORK!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

No, nerd. I insist, ladies 1st.

[scttlessma]

Your such a Dork.

[MultipleScrotum]

You are pathetic, and you spend too much time comming up with nothing of importance.

[scttlessma]

Stop talking about yourself..we know your stupid..the whole world knows now.

[MultipleScrotum]

Who are you, Peewee Herman? Fucking pathetic. Your lines are typed with an IQ below preschool level.

[scttlessma]

At least Peewee has money....Low life DORK!!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

Yea, for proststuing himself to men, like you.

Sicko.

[scttlessma]

Learn to spell Dipshit!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

"Dipshit'. That's how it's spelled, right?

[scttlessma]

Your tough little man....I bet your married to Coach.... LOSER!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

I am tough, but I'm not married to Coach.

I bet you whore yourself out to men, don't you?

[mathandscienceguru]

Just to let you know...IQ doesn't change with age, so a "preschool level" IQ would be the same as an adult level IQ. Also, considering you have nothing of value to say, just swear word after swear word, I don't think you're too smart either.

[MultipleScrotum]

Then you are obviously an idiot.

lol

[MultipleScrotum]

No, that's just not true, you shit eating harvester of herpes.

[scttlessma]

You go Doris!!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

LOL Awesome.! You called that queer an old woman's name.

[scttlessma]

You still live with your mommy and daddy dont you?  LOSER!!

[MultipleScrotum]

Yea, they're the best! You still live with the growing need to kill yourself, don't you?

You are going no where in life.

[scttlessma]

After I did your mother....DORK!!

[scttlessma]

I am so heartbroken by the words you say to me.......WAHWAHWAH.

[MultipleScrotum]

I appologize... :(

Sincerely :)

[scttlessma]

It's to bad you can't spell the word...Here let me help you...a-p-o-l-o-g-i-z-e. Again you came from Moron school.

[MultipleScrotum]

lol You tried to give me a spelling lesson with a come back that had bad spelling. Sad.

Your line should have read 'TOO bad', not 'TO bad'.

OO

[scttlessma]

Youu should talk...DORK!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

I should. You are the Master of the Nerds.

[MultipleScrotum]

Don't take it so hard. Well, actually, you love taking it hard, don't you gay boy?

[scttlessma]

Not as much as you....DORK!!

[xCookieLuvzYahhhx]

wow his laughing 35 seconds in... so weird lol. ad his voice squeaked when he said jalapao the first time. man hes hot tho. look at the muscles!

[seckinb]

brendan, you're my favourite character of the season, elvira

[nuage7777]

I miss seing him on TV! So hot!

[xxMantegnaxx]

shane from survivor panama pretty crazy too

[Thekantaral]

coach for president

[HLDG]

DRAGON SLAYAH!!!

[harwoodhomies]

coach- greatest and most memorable survivor character next to yao man

[Thekantaral]

and ozzy

[harwoodhomies]

trying to remember who that is what season was he on

[Thekantaral]

micronisia and fijii

[xCookieLuvzYahhhx]

who brendan? tocantins

[PianoplayerX007]

and russell, and rupert, and james

[mickayla347]

Coach is hilarious. He makes me lol.

[elvisfischer3]

COACH! COACH! COACH!

[stylishkitty]

I'd seriously stop watching survivor if Coach appeared in another season.. what a freak.

nobody calls him a dragon slayer but himself DUH

[b52goats]

Coach= DRAGON SLAYER WOOT WOOT

[juggling4jesus]

DRAGON SLAYER= told nut

[MultipleScrotum]

what is a told nut?

[scttlessma]

YOU!!! King of Dipshits!!

[MultipleScrotum]

you are sad.  Coach is majestic.

[scttlessma]

Hey buddy, why don't you blow in the wind to NEVER NEVERLAND with Michael Jackson. Moron times 2.

[MultipleScrotum]

Michael Jacksons dead, he's not in Never Neverland you fucking retard.

[scttlessma]

The little Pigmies should have roasted You and Coach....to bad he made a quick get away with his samurai sword. Moron times 3.

[MultipleScrotum]

You are a retard times a thousand. It's too bad that homeless man had to find you as an abandoned infant, and raise your worthless ass. He should have left you to rot.

[scttlessma]

I think you are referring to you in your ignorant brain. I forgot you didnt graduate 2nd grade....ASSHOLE!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

My GOD in heaven, I am sad for this poor dumb soul named 'scatmessonmom'.

[scttlessma]

Wow....you actually can think of something in that souless brain of yours.

[MultipleScrotum]

Wish I could say the same for you.

[scttlessma]

UHHH DUHHH...YOUR SO SMART....DORK...Fix those nerdy glasses.

[MultipleScrotum]

I don't where glasses, I where vaginas on my dick.

idiot.

[scttlessma]

Michael Jackson was King of Pop...that means your King of SHIT!!!!!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

Uhhh, why does that mean that? lol

Try to give reason to your words, you fucking imbecile.

lol

LOL

[scttlessma]

WOW..you can say big words .,,,,oooohh I am so scared now.

[MultipleScrotum]

As well you should be, Johnny.

[scttlessma]

Thats Mr. Johnny to you ...DORK!!

[MultipleScrotum]

Ok, Mr. Johnny.

Sucka!

[scttlessma]

Your a Dipshit!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

You are the lord of the idiots.

[scttlessma]

Rather be a lord of the idiots then a lord of the Dipshits!!!! LOSER!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

Your choice, cockfuck.

[scttlessma]

Coach is a fairy princess like yourself...Head back to Never Never land and take coach with you. DORK!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

Only if you guide the way, Fairygod Fag.

[scttlessma]

Nahh...you know the way.. tinkerbell.

[MultipleScrotum]

I forgot the way, you defiler of man ass.

[MeagDurkin]

brendan's got the cutest laugh :)

[brina2403]

omg.YEAH!!

it would be great if brendan and sierra got together :D

[stuft17]

Wait...did he say Coach is THIRTY-SEVEN? no...he's gotta be 47. No way is that guy under 40. No way!!!

[xromeo13x]

yup; he's probably senile.... ah! screw it! he's senile..

[scttlessma]

Another thing, why does (COACH) look like QUI GON JINN!! He is more like QUI GON JOKE!!!!

[scttlessma]

COACH SUCKS!!!!!!! I cant stand him at all. GOOOO TAJ!!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

moron

[scttlessma]

Wow you know how to spell...NITWIT!!! Your probably a Nerd that has no life, no wife and lives at your parents house. That would be called a LOSER!!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

:) lol

You bring me joy when I am bored.

Thank you for being a wretched waste of an unwanted piece of flesh.

Go ahead and jump off the bridge at any moment, shithead.

[scttlessma]

you first

[MultipleScrotum]

Only if you promise to go 2nd.

[Love4SK]

coach is in, you are not

[Survivorelbowvalley]

he says "oh im the only one who hasnt lied here, im the only one you can trust" then he goes and writes sierras name down. its fine when coach betrays someone but not sierra i mean honestly!

[MultipleScrotum]

whats good for the goose is good for the gander. That was only payback.

[scttlessma]

Your still a dipshit, Dipshit!

[MultipleScrotum]

You're a retard.

[scttlessma]

Well if you like Coach...maybe your the RETARD...DIPSHIT!!

[MultipleScrotum]

Oh, and also, MAYBE NOT. Assbreath.

[scttlessma]

LOSER!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

dumb fuck.

[PieDisliker]

Coach makes great TV, I want him to make it far. If he doesn't win, he'll so make All-Stars.

[starlinej]

dRaGoN sLaYeR

[crazytoad10010]

dUmBaSs

[katalina2007]

Brendan sure has Coach figured out. Not that it saved him...

[shakazhan99]

Coach is tank.

[MultipleScrotum]

what the FUCK does that mean.

[stasgolbom]

the hair style joke killed me XD

[RadicalHabitz]

umm ok.... so COACH? is this guy actually for real???? C'mon this has got to be a joke or something. im in disbelief. its either hes an actor, or CBS purposely planted him on the show and is telling him what to do. I mean the way he acts on the show is just pathetic and plain ridiculous. This guy cant be real.

[Boom12]

Coach sucks cock... he reminds me of my dad, who sucks cock and old pussy. It's time Coach goes. Sierra has power in this game now, well, temporarily at least since Stephen and JT are I think, the power players.

[brokenspar]

His name is Benny and a coach he is NOT. What he IS is a LIAR and is lower than whale shit. Enjoy the ass wipe now because soon liar Benny will be history...and then probably is his own mind.

[livefortoday17]

I LOVE how much Jeff was prodding at Coach's stories tonight :)

[joeyspackage]

I need to change my underwear o_o

[MultipleScrotum]

you shit your pants?

[scttlessma]

I think you shit your pants, Dipshit!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

I think you ate the shit, stupid ass.

[scttlessma]

You ate the shit first MORON..... DORK!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

Good one! You are very creative! lol

You are less than nothing. You aren't even thought of.

[scttlessma]

and you are???

[MultipleScrotum]

yes.

[80sandsunny]

For all the Indiana Jones type adventures Coach has had, you'd think he'd perform at challenges better than an 8-year-old girl.

A soccer coach from Missouri "pulls strings" for a military helo drop in a foreign country?

It won't be long til Coach is blindsided, voted off and sent to the mentally ill ward of Viking heaven: the Seventh Layer of Bullshit.

[Surviveandcharm]

coach sucks...

brendan is awesome and he needs to hook up with sierra!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

Coach owns you!

[jondoethegreat]

i heard that coach killed a bengal tiger, a great white shark, and a grizzly bear with a rubber band and a paper clip in one shot

[robinho1979]

Coach is the next Chuck Norris!!!

[jondoethegreat]

Well.... He is the Dragon Slayer

[scttlessma]

Dude thats funny...good stuff.

[sHaUnA33445566]

to bad he got voted out

i hated that he went

but at least he wont vote coach or tyson i they mak e it to the end

i hateeee coach

and tyson

[MultipleScrotum]

you have horrid taste

[Laurenrockz44]

I happen to like Coach...I'm intrigued by his strange behavior. However, JT!<3 is my favorite

[ilovejake28]

God, he's so beautiful and sexy! His laugh is very adorable too. :)

[nuage7777]

I love brendan's laugh! Too funny! :)

[Xersex2009]

Yes, but here he's not very beautiful.

[nuage7777]

If you saw the show, you would think different! :)

[MultipleScrotum]

No she wouldn't

[scttlessma]

Dipshit!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

Dumb fuck. You should try going to school sometime, and learn some more words.

[scttlessma]

Sorry I don't goto your school....The school of Morons!!! Jackass!!

[MultipleScrotum]

True, because you flunked. You were to dumb for the school of morons.

LOL Fucking tard.

[scttlessma]

Thank God for that!!

[MultipleScrotum]

yea...

[nuage7777]

Coach is full of shit!

[MultipleScrotum]

No, he is full of truth.

[scttlessma]

Your full of shit, Dipshit!!

[MultipleScrotum]

You are full of retardation, faggot brain.

Learn more words.

[scttlessma]

Like you.....Um....I am not in love with coach... so who is the faggot now Dipshit!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

You are the fag, because you are in love with cock in general.

[scttlessma]

Again...I am not in love with coach like you are....Dipshit!!!

[MultipleScrotum]

Untrue

[scttlessma]

Why don't you eat yourself until there is nothing left. You miniscule of life. Your a nothing and always will be NOTHING!! Pea Brain!!

[MultipleScrotum]

'Miniscule of life'? LOL Further proof that you don't understand English, you penis sucking lover of ass raped men!

[Dorisequador]

Multiple first your mom needs to take cock sucking courses.. big time

And as for you gay lover of coaches ass butt fucking club.. go out and make posters oif him..for your wall and front of your house..

[MultipleScrotum]

Your dad told me that you need to take ass licking courses. You didn't fully please him.

Now, take that random guy's cock out of your mouth, and get back to tying your noose.

[Dorisequador]

Not bad Multiple idiot... pretty good man not bad stuff...

My dad is dead so i hardly think he'd tell you anything..

but as for ass licking courses i guess coach tought you well...

[MultipleScrotum]

No, I never took ass licking courses. That was somebody else you saw in your class that must have looked like me.

Keep dreaming, fag.