SHORT stories - Wisdom Teeth - Don Hertzfeldt

[yoitsalyssa]

It's fake german-y dutch-y speech, like hetzfeldt's version of swedish chef talk. This was an amazing temporary anesthetics strip and I'm glad to see it get animated. Now I want some bobby neurotic!

[blackwolfsquadron]

germans are fucked up

[ChoNunMigookSaram]

LOL!! ok. how did I end up here watching this. LOL

[Hheawy]

O.o Wutdafuck did I just watch?

[bodyremover]

dafuq did i just see???

[sophie5237]

...

[ademuth93]

im 12 and wut is this?

[IAmAwesomeSoAreYou]

Lame.

[ladyrose837]

What the crap did I just watch

[sethinator8]

@ladyrose837 u just watched a cartoon by don hertzfeldt, the same guy that did rejected and billys balloon

[pooie0116]

Haha! Klivenschneekers

[masternachos]

I have the same set of toys at 4:11! Cool.

[dovepelt56]

Dad, no, wait, the bike's still chained to the truck...

[chickenbumsandwich]

i fell asleep for part of it...

[tombadude93]

I am friends with many black people!

[AyePalTube]

German sims...

[1upProductions100]

It's a good thing we brought these giant knives.

[pupsi1542]

"this is a pain of unreasonable proportions"

[iivii111]

THE DUMBNESS THE HORROR IS UMBERABLE  O.0

HEHE

[fawn1eaf]

I thought it sounded German, but I didn't want to insult anyone so I kept my mouth shut,

[dah730]

*Hertzfeldt

[dah730]

Classic Hertzfeld humor lol love it!!

[Naurdagnor]

Looks like someone...

*Flips on a pair of sunglasses*

...was pulling his string.

*Guy that would normally yell a long "YEAH" at this point is now cringing behind his guitar, gritting his teeth with squeezed-shut eyes.*

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

Young children stumbling on this video, please know that Don Hertzheld, the illustrator of this short film, employs highly, highly disturbing humor. Watch at your own discretion.

[Gundameister93]

Uh....0.0'

[highabovethetrees]

That pile of string would be much bigger.

[SeanSchool1]

What sick type of humor is this?

[animefangirl455]

this was disturbing...

[rozzanttyuk]

this was just terrible O.o

[demingtanner]

Where did the string come from??

[rabiesmuffin]

omg that was so funny



[Gunnarr123abc]

I have many black friends! .... ???

[EpicAnim8tor]

It's French!

[LinaLovesMJ]

I thought it was gonna pull out his brain.

[XxCookieBetchxX]

look that bastard is eating babies! we must destroy him!! haha

[HenrytheWolf]

This is Pain of unreasonable proportions



[sunbunny9876]

that the longest umbilical cord ive ever seen

[TheyKeepOnRising]

This video made me cringe the whole way through, but when the baby popped out I was like "oh thank god, its just a baby"

[CaptainPlanetIsGay]

"I AM FRIENDS WITH MANY BLACK PEOPLE"

[KKumokun]

I was already crying [from laughing] by the time he got to, 'This is a pain of unreasonable proportions!' Too, too funny. I hope you do "much, much more." XD

[hkfrogs1]

WTF DID I JUST WATCH?

[germanman3826]

It's sounds Swedish...

[deathblade513]

its called use scissors

[dadauito]

@komasdfg totally. I tried to laugh but things just wouldnt happen you know?

[komasdfg]

i find this funny yet disturbing

[eccovictor]

In addition... it's funny how people here are like "hurpadurp it's German" when it sounds about as close to German as Chinese does. Silly people :'3

[Devikvampire]

@eccovictor Wait what it's not German? But they said nien!

[eccovictor]

@Devikvampire The one word in German you know and you spell it wrong. CX They're also not saying that, so double kudos.

[Devikvampire]

@eccovictor Yep I suck. It sounds nothing like Chinese though.

[eccovictor]

@Devikvampire Lol if you say you do.

[ilikepalmtrees123]

it looked like he had a red sweater on lawl , and the baby thing lololol and the giant knifes looooooooooooool funny c:

[Pinkkrice]

Nai...nai daben muten. Fluta fluta muten.

D:(

[kpirat666]

Link 4 download?

[SharpBloodyMoon]

@eccovictor It's probably Simlish(Sims language) :D

[eccovictor]

@SharpBloodyMoon Lol yeah XD

[reaperff7]

those ending credits are cracking me up.

"screeny wurden"

"otter leetle screeny wurden"

lol

[katydid22]

I had my wisdom teeth removed, I don't remember any baby coming out of my mouth.... then again I was knocked out..... I COULD HAVE A CHILD OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit you dentist! Give my baby back!!!!!!!!!!!

[FrikiGir77]

Saw? Me dio como náuseas ><

[FILYOUROCK]

IT'S A BABY :D

[OsmarPFraga]

Damn! I'm afraid these Don Hertzfeldt's videos is brainwashing me.

[121monkey216]

yes this is what the germans want kids to think... that when you get ur wisdom teeth removed a baby comes out of your mouth thank you germans for that info

[BASarchitects]

denna bruten didadi bort conel budem >>> time loss

[BoBo6the6lobo6]

my penis is twitching in horror to this fucked up german cartoon...

[GothLoliInTheUS]

3:39

the random flailing of arms ^^

[ZacFan17]

Wow, I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow...

[Itbeh]

why?

[Allycool3]

i love this.

[Allycool3]

lol aha :) 0:52

[Fivefires24]

OMGGGGGG THATS ME

[grimpeeper1]

lol i dont want my wisdom teeth EVER

[PsychedAsCheese]

HOLY MO FO

[MrIkillpeople69]

What language is this I know this is not german!???

[PuppyLuva95]

@MrIkillpeople69 It's gibberish. xD You can tell in the credits that it's just gibberish.

[TheYossi]

Sick video

[ScorpioCarly]

Oh how I love fake Swedish XD

[ZachBobBob]

Oh lord what ever sick made up language that is...I want to learn it!

[twilightpony223]

@ZachBobBob Its German... not sick, nor made up.

[twilightpony223]

@ZachBobBob Or, at least a parody of it.

[ZachBobBob]

@twilightpony223 I was going to say, some parts sound German..but some bits sound Scandinavian and generally East European, and some words are flat out English but just messed around with to sound foreign. Hence, it being a made up language

[twilightpony223]

@ZachBobBob true, i noticed that when I listened harder.

[TheSuperdude3]

5 minutes of my life wasited...

[MrCredulo]

@TheSuperdude3 wasited... hahahahahaha

[0ImSoSorry0]

God damn just cut the string!

[SenpaiUmiChan]

Don will you teach me this new wonderful language?

[LyanneKay1]

Too funny

[JoppesProductions]

good work showtime on picking these up

[iliveinthetwilight]

I was appalled until 4:30. Then I laughed my ass off.

[GisforGorillaz]

3:41 lmao

[MrJakeEATsworld]

Who the fudge lets someone pull their stiches?

[VictoriaAmberWilver]

The poor guy

[Hisbluesweatshirt]

He's pulling the string for over 2 1/2 mins!!

[Maroniemann]

I liked the transation of "Et war all made-up" xD

[kishichanX3]

german makes everything so much funnier.

[JustWickedSwede]

@kishichanX3 well... it was gibberish

[ThePlacesYouWillG0]

you're unraveling my head!! *pulls faster*

[haribomint]

this is really scary and gross!

[alemirdikson]

"et war all made-up"... LOLZ

[PvPvEHunter]

I am friends with many black people

[whitetigerpals]

Not sure how I feel about this...

[wifeofsherlock]

When they're stomping all over that guy, why don't they get the baby out of his mouth first???

[Poniac2012]

At first I thought it was his brain

[udumbashole]

Yep, i definitally thought it was German

[alemirdikson]

@udumbashole I think it's swedish. sounds very swedish. definately NOT german though.

[TomatoGlue]

@alemirdikson Certainly not Swedish. Dutch maybe? Not knowing what language this is has been driving me nuts.

[eywazzuplol]

@alemirdikson I'ts not swedish, lol i thought it was german, however i am now pretty sure it's all made-up to sound funny and i'f i'm not mistaken he is german right? so he probably took alot from there, and he also like swedish christmas songs so yeah maybe alittle swedish as well. awesome none the less.

[Wejjow]

It becomes really obvious that Don made up his own language when the credits rolled in. Which made it funnier.

[eccovictor]

Wow. People don't have any real exposure to languages beside English, apparently.

BUT THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS SO IT OUTWEIGHS STUPIDITY

[DivineAbility]

@eccovictor its a made up language lol

[eccovictor]

@DivineAbility No shit, really?

[ShiningMoon88]

Its a good thing we bring our giant knives to places.

[gorillazhead]

... Is he Norwegian or something?

[theMannnification]

buenisimoooooooooooo

esta copadisimooo

[marek0086]

HAHAH!!.... this is great!

[myco578]

the made up language language in question dosn't even sound german. it sounds like its based on scandinavian languages like swedish. "nie" means no in swedish so there are some words that are not gibberish.

[TomatoGlue]

@myco578 you... don't speak any Swedish, do you?

[Dontpickmelast101]

their not speaking german? i swore they were

[xxhusker95xx]

it sounds swedish-german

[lot24]

Oh god, the audio on this video...

[526smaggie]

wow.

[VonMalcolmX]

THIS IS A PAIN OF UNREASONABLE PROPORTIONS!

[SnowLadyForever]

...SUDDENLY I GOT SCARED OF WISDOM TEETH.

[TheXboxplaya]

the string is its penis

[JAndrewBeal]

Very Swedish humor though. Love it. "Good thing we brought these giant knives."

[JAndrewBeal]

fluta, fluta moten. hehe, brilliant.

[emmacakes4561]

well that's five minutes and fifty-six minutes of my life i will never get back..

[MarcyVF]

5:21 "FILMY-SCHNITTEN" HAHA!

I'm Norwegain, and this language is awesome.

[sympasteve]

I AM FRIENDS WITH MANY BLACK PEOPLE !!

[GRockk231]

i see prehistoric BEASTS! 4:06

[AsianTylerr]

LOL 4:04 gummi holen!!

[bloodybanshee45]

oh black humor my favorite!

[Murdockct]

pretty sick, but still awesome, seems like Don did it again!

[Infinity1129]

Poor Nigel D:

[trueartgirl]

LMAO!!!!! oh i love cartoon physics =}

[TheHylianBrainMan]

Ets un guten tange ve brutten oder claven schnicters.

[MrMadster301]

LOl this is so great! I love when nigel spazes out at 3:42. I love Don

[trueartgirl]

an i going to hell for laughing? lol

[Ssaaarra]

I don't want to watch it until the end D: something terrible will happen, nooo!!

[Viktes106]

3.34 checks how long it's gonna go :D

[1upProductions100]

It's a good thing we brought the giant knives.

[chicasrule434]

Flutta flutta mooten.

[MajorBluntz]

I am friends with many black people.

[MadGameBoy]

everything don hertzfeldt makes, makes me laugh

[iiSuuLuvy]

lol, they're mixing all the languages up.

[Zerosoulkid21]

so this is wat will happen if men gave birth.....XD

[pjCarlo3]

i cant believe i watched it all through out..

[vixceous]

Cyriak's waaaaay better

[Ivanatis]

Don Hertzfeldt what a legend

[mhdins1]

wtf

[0BeccaLynn0]

My english teacher made the whole class watch this.

[TsumasakiIce]

what did i just watch and how did i get here

[smurf59ify]

i cant think of a funny commet for this.

[45dudedude]

wtf! from 3:41-3:46 he g=has a spasm-attack :-o

[TheAlina123]

"Naai.naain daaban mootin....flootsa flootsa mootin" XD

[BaconRamen]

I watched this after my wisdom teeth removal. my cheeks were swollen and the painkillers havent kicked in. I laughed so hard blood started spurting out of my mouth.

[TiffanySngYongQi]

"i'm friends with many black people" lol

[TiffanySngYongQi]

just cut it!!

[Striter100]

lol this is so weird

[NICKREAPER316]

So why are they speaking jibberish?

[myrol23z]

the sick bastard is eating babies!

[xHOTxCHOCOxFUDGEx]

O.O how on earth does a baby come out of the mouth? e.o

[bronzeDAGGAR]

@xHOTxCHOCOxFUDGEx too many blow jobs

[xHOTxCHOCOxFUDGEx]

@bronzeDAGGAR lol XD

[GoRiLLaBleeZy]

why did I sit and fucking watch this...

[lilsavyna]

When he took off his stitches it scared me !

[combatcommand]

Was I just molested?

[MrBigYum]

I would rather be found guilty of running guns than bigotry..

The Niggers and the Trash have oral tactics to make you sorry..

[TheBlackWhiteDog]

THAT is why i don't go to the dentist.

Embarassment is far less painful.