Everything's Bigger In Texas

[KieranDomney]

Her cliterus didn't get bigger -.- if it did, it would be a good thing because most of the nerves are in there..... *Facepalm*

[lokalllize]

her clit got bigger

[gsp227]

I'd still do her.

[MegaAstroFan18]

The two jokes I can think of are: her bush is bigger, or she's not as tight

[GooBleZZZ]

The joke is that she is going to be torn by those two dudes.

[BlueGreenStuff]

WHO IS SHE? O___O

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

The joke is she has bigger loose Vagina.

[GreenBottleCap]

@CrimsonVermillioneye I think it's her clitoris, actually.

[CommanderCooper]

@CrimsonVermillioneye Took us long enough.

[BenSapphire2011]

Aww...

But still, true. We know how to kick ass. Just ask Mexico! :D

[GSNSmashFan3]

LOL.

[ShawtyDaDrPepper]

she come form the 80s?

[kubie9216]

Bushhh

[kubie9216]

Budh

[mikeyz4product]

This still makes me laugh XD

[ShamrockHobo]

never going to get to meet that girl ever in my entire life.. wow, day ruined right there

[bddblade]

Ahaha

[EFgravity]

If that girl has a penis....then i'm gay....

[3pepsiboy]

@EFgravity /watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4

[mann0311]

I'd hit that

[TopRightSnipeee]

Click on a semi normal video, end up in the Weird part of Youtube again.

[KazeGaara89]

Except for boobs?

[bluemusicfreak10]

everythings bigger in yo mouth!!!!!

[adam145]

We need a remake with her looking down her blouse. I guess only one word would change but still worth it.

[Gavin16ohya]

holy SHIT she's hot!

[MRFAFF3L]

so her boobs got bigger?

[hameed]

creepy comments

[JoshLouisRichards]

She is incredibly good looking.

[Jex134]

for all the virgins who didn't get the joke----there's few things more disgusting than an oversized pussy with a big wrinkly hood hanging over the clit and big saggy flaps hanging off the sides

[Acvoc]

@Jex134 orrrrr you just watch a bit too much porn?

[JackMetJill]

Did her vagina get bigger, or does she have a penis?

[TheEditingShop]

@JackMetJill The former.

[annonimuz2]

hahaha lol

[primusfeces]

Im guessing her clit looks like a penis now.

[memberHD]

shouldn't her boobs have gotten bigger?

[imWELCOMEGOHOMEbitch]

'bout the only thing bigger in Texas these days is our women's guts and their self righteousness.

[Vippe101]

she actually looks like my ex... me no like dat.

[TheAmazingJoLuCo]

Love everyone obsessing over the girl.

[MrPolicimo]

What is her name?

[MrTristanishere]

Doesnt the woman sound british? Sort of.

[Alexabix]

@MrTristanishere No. She sounds very American.

[TheEditingShop]

@MrTristanishere Just because she enunciated the T?

[buzzboy199]

shes gross lookin lol

[tarinci]

u cant xDDDD

[CommanderCooper]

What if they went to Rhode Island?

[wildpocket]

i thought everything was bigger in Detroit??

[tarinci]

stop at 0:05 and move the camera up >:)))))

[fishnwyoman]

LMAO!!! OHH wow, I didnt expect that, and it just caught me so much by surprise that I just lost it!!! Way Funny Video Guys! Excellent Job!!

[osjcag]

Didn't Stewie make this joke too? In the episode in which they all move to Texas to hide or something?

[YellowLemonRedApple]

... i dont get it

[ukats18]

@YellowLemonRedApple i hope your joking

[AtheistAthlete]

Wait, a 5secondfilms and Hotdamntv collaboration?! There needs to be more!

[gjtjuh7]

so she dont wear any panties????

[asdfghjkl9260]

did her vagina grow?

[TheTrollzar]

@asdfghjkl9260

Your an idiot

[stopeatingthepizza]

@TheTrollzar Actually, he was one of the few people who actually got what it meant. The mens' dicks got bigger, which is good for them. However, the woman's vagina got bigger, too, which isn't strived towards.

[TheTrollzar]

@stopeatingthepizza i fucking know that you dipshit. This guy is implying that he had know idea what happened.

[daewonskatevlogz]

wait so if i keep walking in and out of the texas border, does it get bigger every time?

[daewonskatevlogz]

dam they turnedd

[bmar896]

i hope Ghost from Radio graffiti have seen this!

[Lazurath101]

She's fucking gorgeous.

[bob9630]

@Lazurath101 too bad she has a gaping vagina

[housecry]

Who is the girl?

[sonicsyndicate94]

Hehe, shit...

[Weeveers]

shes pretty hot..

[xBraddles]

She got looser, she didn't get a penis...

[motorhead522]

Looks like...

*puts on sunglasses*

*sunglasses fall off face*

Shit....

[WalleWildberrie]

Ok, now I'm getting kinda worried. Are there people who actually don't get the joke?

[JACABADAS]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I peed a little!

[EpicGolfTime]

THE LADY GOT A PEENER

[TheErtzuinianer]

@EpicGolfTime PEENER???

[kynayo]

She needs to be in more videos.

[HapPyDong746]

shes actually saying shit because they're dicks are now bigger, thus her pussy is going to be annihilated

[Magitroll]

@HapPyDong746

No, you didn't get the joke :(

[rifleman1002]

@HapPyDong746 yet it got bigger too.

[anonimystro12345]

If EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas, doesn't that mean everything looks the same?

[Faiz1990]

@anonimystro12345 I'm from Texas and yes, yes it does

[phenomenon91]

@anonimystro12345 Woah. Mind blown

[stickshaka]

@anonimystro12345 pfft You ruined the joke with logic.

[leemiller2]

oh i get it. her cunt got bigger.

[ThePidgeottosNest]

id tie her to a tree in the forest and smear peanut butter on her face and leave her out overnight.

[Longiieee]

If her tits got bigger in Texas I'd hate to see them out of Texas.

[Jacen47]

Her shit was the best shit I ever heard.

[demonmurphy]

When the fuck did you guys come to San Anto?

[CoSutton17]

Go San Antonio!

[mancreep]

GODDAMIT. when did you guys come to TX? San Antonio sucks, come to Austin.

[thehammerofzuess]

ide like to take her out to a nice meal and respect her boundries

[camelCaseFTW]

I'd still do her...

[DrJJE1994]

Hahaha she's so serious!!!

[ayoshutduff]

I'd hit that day after day -_- i don't give a fu-

[Tennisman7890]

press 6 for shit

[BoboTalkClown]

@Tennisman7890 6

6

6

6

6

WHY ISN'T IT WORKING

[hyper277]

@98izzi she is implying that her vagina is bigger which is not a good thing.

[98izzie]

I don't get get it

[zepiti1]

Who's the girl?

[martindanny]

no tits

[TheWeirdIndustries]

@martindanny is that why u subbed to 5sf? to see tits? -.-

[martindanny]

@TheWeirdIndustries everything's bigger but the tits arent? -_-

[TheWeirdIndustries]

@martindanny I don't care.

[TheWeirdIndustries]

does that mean my shit will be bigger too?

[StrawberriHearts]

what if she just started her period?

[jhonandafoolalien]

@ilikepiecuzitspie ur not original l o l

[JimmyChiffels]

then howcome her tits are no big?

[FuRioN565]

@JimmyChiffels LOL rude :P

[SuperboyStudios]

I'd hit that, even if her clit now looks like Ahhhnolds thumb

[rupbe]

She has an oversized fagina.

[bubmario]

I knew from the title that it would at least have a couple guys in it. Once I saw the girl at 0:04, I was like "Huh? Wait...Oh no." Then the end...rofl!

[TheSamuraiElf]

@ilikepiecuzitspie Dude, old comment stealer.

[TheNogimus]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

[SMMsideproject]

but will it blend?

Never mind that's disgusting.

[WoWproductions21]

At least her boobs got bigger in Texas.

[SumWunGye]

Crossing the border must've been scary

[destroth0R]

Lol

[mastercait]

5SF was in my city? MY city!? OMG. I feel so honored!!!!

[KingDrogan]

What about her tits? Didn't they get bigger?

[DarkWoodo]

@KingDrogan You should have seen them before this o:

[zemratsu]

@KingDrogan

Yes they did.

[JDahlHD]

@KingDrogan They probably did

[clingmarbleprod]

@KingDrogan She didnt have any to start with.

[tehpanda64100]

@KingDrogan what tits?

[IamKBMN]

But is it big enough for Turkey Dinner?

[kop4321]

People are over thinking this video.

Lol.

[VMcNab]

Her clit, got huge and I had a LOL.

[Sqirril]

Protip: She has a penis too.

[Mcheetah]

Why would she want an enlarged vagina? I'm not sure any woman wants that. And considering how 95% of women prefer huge penises, I don't think it was the thought of her getting torn apart by bigger penises, but rather, her vag grew, too.

[Forestbender1114]

This joke is like the Bible: Everyone seems to have their own interpretation of what it means, but most of them are wrong.

[Andreazor]

@Forestbender1114

There is a right way to interpret the Bible? Golly, is it yours that's the right one perhaps? Get it?

[mt2oo8secondary]

11 people aren't from texas

[KroweOfficial]

Yep...I was totally expecting a dick joke.

[AdudenamedKemp]

No one seems to agree on whether the joke is an enlarged vagina or being torn apart by enlarged penises. I think the first one is more obvious, but with 5 Second Films, you never can tell.

[sweYoda2]

@ilikepiecuzitspie You mean, she would be allowed to cook you dinner? Or else you would have to make a very long chain from the kitchen so that she can go outside.

[lanakid1]

@sweYoda2 thats not funny.

[sweYoda2]

@lanakid1 I guess it is not that fun to be in the kitchen, but when I want a sandwitch I want it ASAP!

[TonyForTheWin]

Favorite-ing this video because I live where this video was made :D

[MaxSGarcia]

Is it me or is she super hot?

[mp3jontee]

@MaxSGarcia

I thought the same

[Linyzas]

She's a bigger cunt now lol

[lateraali]

SSSSSHIT

[YRUIM]

She is gorgeous!

[juliuskull]

instant classic

[Brazilboy101]

@ilikepiecuzitspie Good to see you know how to copy and paste comments from other videos and get thumbs up for it, dumb ass.

[stevensonbak]

@Brazilboy101 Ya jealous pussywank...

[Kirby64401]

This video would make absolutely NO sense if there was no title.

[comickrew]

why is one of the tags viagra

[CheeseXninja]

Whoop San Antonio!!!

[dismemberednecromorf]

at what point once you enter texas does everything become bigger

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

@dismemberednecromorf

As you cross the state line; it feels like your vision is distorting because everything increases in size. I was born in Texas, but since I moved to Washington everything feels really small.

[PakaloloSwami]

girls you don't want big beat up nasty vaginas

[HTComplex95]

@ilikepiecuzitspie LOLOL u made my day.

[yurianne07]

girl wtf o.0.... !!!!

[oakcliff621]

FUCK YA TEXAS !

[Espeo92]

she did a double take looking in her pants lol

[infrafan]

They should have put an echo in after she said shit.

[iberfiber]

@ilikepiecuzitspie Internet casanova

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Who says a big clit is a bad thing? thumbsdown

[TheEranster]

@halfmanhalfmetal Most people, because it isn't as tight.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

@TheEranster Nah. The size of the clitoris and the tightness of the vaginal canal are mutually exclusive.

[maximdekov]

Music of the way

 /watch?v=EI8ns_aBtzM

[PsychoticOperaSinger]

The Psychotic Opera Singer says sing Opera next time you look in your pants. It makes for a better experience!! Hey Hey!!!!

[GuyMcWilliams]

I'd like to slather that girl up with a big ol' bowl of respect.

[Whiskey21882]

@GuyMcWilliams Get your own comment

[st1kypalmz]

So many good videos the past couple of weeks

[Khronnus]

It's really simple. It doesn't work on multiple levels, it's one joke. Her vag got bigger. It's all in the fucking titles. Stop being simple.

[jessicarh87]

Ya so not true.. I'm in texas and my ex is big when compared to a flea

[ChiCkeNlegProjeCT]

her pants didnt get bigger, and thats the joke O.O