"Digital Fruitcakes"

[vivelecorn]

Elites can't sprint but could evade. Fail on Jon's part

[ToolboxMachinima]

I like Arby N' the Chief but... 360p?.. still?

[Cyyberslam8]

Was that a Clockwork Orange reference?

[GuardianOfNonE]

This one's nothing special to me. I feel like I've seen the tactics-trumps-hubris scenario a hundred times before. Certainly not a terrible episode, but... sorta formulaic.

[multikiller200]

Is JON CJG a Dj cause it says the songs are his tha he made

[Kiararose121]

I love this show its soo funny !

[halo3odstify]

arby is ba

[LittleMilkyWay1]

''Good game noobs'' :D

[Dovahninja]

pwned...

[UltimateVillain]

To the people confused whether the opening is supposed to be styled on Clockwork Orange or Conker's Bad Fur Day. The opening of Conker is also parodying Clockwork Orange like how this is. However the way the tiny Mastur Ch33f is sitting in the massive chair does remind me of Conker's opening (possibly deliberately?) It is supposed to be Clockwork Orange for the most part though (ultraviolence/ultralulz)

[Jcomix98]

@UltimateVillain "P.S. Everyone that says the intro is a Conker's Bad Fur Day reference fucking fails."

Quote Jon's blog.

[UltimateVillain]

@Jcomix98 LOL, I just looked for that now and found it. There must have been loads of them when the episode first came out for him to write that.

[0PyramidHead]

I'd say this is the episode where Arby 'n' the Chief started getting really good. It was funny before, but it started getting epic here.

[bmprelude]

love the clockwork orange beggining parody :p

[NOSYPOWER]

is there anywhere i can find the soundtrack that starts when the whole fight begins?

[noobkilla517]

i want HALO SO BAD BUT ITS NOT ON THE FUCKING PS3

[ivanrios2010]

i dont want to point out the obvious but master chief is pretty much the OG of the show honestly he was there before anyone so hes pretty much the guy that should run the show

[godofchaos606]

I love the Conker's Bad Fur Day-styled opening :D

[tomroxudont2]

@godofchaos606 You thought that too?! Man that's crazy, I was about to comment that.

[Lennyohh]

This episode gave me a new love for the magnum and made me want to improve my aiming

[NuclearTriggerFinger]

This episode is still my favorite.

[iceman7209]

127 people are the NOOBS

[EpicCodes]

That Intro was so similar to Conker's Bad Fur Day x.x Epix game btw.

[lonewolf5611]

has anybody noticed that the names of the noobs are all main characters in halo machinima.tucker from rvb. kyle from the chronicles of lyle. todd from arby n the chief.

[ActDeadly]

arbiter is a friggin beast :D

[michaelmyer1]

i have ps3 but watching this made me buy Xbox360 for halo :D

[raptordude115]

@michaelmyer1 chief: u haz chosen da rites paths mai friend :D

[blaster00000]

intro sounds like its straight from golden axe

[Ardantii]

@blaster00000 More like A Clockwork Orange.

[Demonsword92]

the ghosts from sonic? doesn't he mean mario? lol

[NovaFanUnzip]

@Demonsword92

Nah, Chief's just retarded.

[ianmcmahon15]

@Demonsword92 the joke bro he doesnt give a fuck about those games lol

[xXNativeGamerXx]

these are how most clans in reach are like

[ILCOVERU]

LOL REMEMBER ARBITUR

[HodgeQuest]

Lol I remember the days were arbiters helmet was missing.

[ivanrios2010]

i always hate the comments saying something dumb about who disliked the the show,we all know your doing it for the likes

[BoxFace775]

<3 arby ;)

[camycamera]

yeah, that's right arby, tell them. a pistol is all you need.......

[multikiller200]

@camycamera up high dude im with ya pistol is the only thing needed

[camycamera]

@multikiller200 *high fives*

[Arbiterofthesand]

@camycamera Don't forget sprint :D

[multikiller200]

@Arbiterofthesand you got that right bro sprint and a pistol is all that is needed

[DestroyerOfSense000]

@FAIL3DGAM3R Only until we turn 18 :(

[TananaEagle]

@FAIL3DGAM3R hold on guys, we got a badass over here.

[mythboy808]

I ' Love ' The way Arbiter plays, Lol...

[Jmanrules04]

Great video

[34hji]

A clockwork orange reference. Didnt think this series could get much better

[xertris]

PWNED

[TheActivetrin]

HOW many people got the conker's bad fur day reference at the beginning

[metalWeirdo77]

@TheActivetrin

Which in turn is a reference to Clockwork Orange

[arraneeno]

CLOCKWORK ORANGE!!!! :D

[seaftxzx343]

126 people are jealous or arbiter

[CtrolokDoncov]

thsi is awesome i was waiting for someone do put a clockwork orange reference into their vid!!! now all we need is pulpfiction!

[MetallicTuneFilms]

Mah favorite episode.

[SlarzararPrime82]

ok chief can even make 6 year olds cool

[hj7397]

"A Clockwork Orange" tribute for the intro? That was awesome.

[PUR3P3RF3CT10N]

Arbitur said there's no point in cloaking if he already sees you. Not true.

I was surrounded once, 3 different people.

And in the confusion, I cloaked and walked away. It was funny.

[masterchief7711]

@PUR3P3RF3CT10N nice i wish i was that steathy



[supershock551]

@PUR3P3RF3CT10N he said "No point in cloaking if I know where you are already"

[courtlandsr]

lolz

[TheGamermario]

conkers bad fur day intro with master chief :D

[MrPopeye232323]

@TheGamermario which was a parody of Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange...

[323caleb]

hey its me ZombieDude1000 here again i forgot something im BEAST AT HALO

[drferg777]

@323caleb shut the fuck up

[323caleb]

@drferg777 hello its me Zombiedude1000 here again and drferg777 mispelled his user name his real user name is drfag777 and he has big lips lolololololololololololol

[KeeperPeace]

@323caleb lol owned

[drferg777]

@323caleb gtfo with that shit bitch tits

[ProManUnitedFan]

@323caleb Shut the fuck up 

[323caleb]

im zombiedude1000 i can camp for hours and hours and never die also i never go utside u can add me i dont kare

[DownUnderD]

I swear whenever I armor lock in Reach now I hear that Microsoft Sam voice... "You guys I'm invincible, lol remember you guys?"

[RenegadeN1ghtmare]

anyone know where i can find that song that plays when Arbiter fights the Chief and "his n00bs"? Loved that song in "One Life Remaining" but I cant find it. :(

[FireMasterFilms]

Finally!

An episode more than 4 minutes!!!!!!!

[johnjobf]

I thought chief wears recon?

[shuff0lb0t]

@johnjobf me 2

[SlothDemonification]

Can Somebody Please Tell Me The Intro Song Were Chief Is Walking With His Noobs And When He Is Sitting Down Insulting Old People?

[Warlock27rp]

"There is me, Chief. And my 3 droogs, Todd, Kyle, and tucker, tucker being an asshole.

there we were sitting in the old game bar, sippin on some jack and playin halo."

LOL i love the intro.

[shuff0lb0t]

0:38 skip intro if you wish

[LocalDawn]

a clockwork orange anyone?

[Nickman32]

Camp 4 life. :)

[FunkyDoohickey]

this is, without a doubt, one of my favorite episodes.

[YeOldeGinge54]

Love the clockwork orange intro :D

[EoDCerberusPwnsYou]

these are my n00bs

[KlayTube1]

This reminds me when we versed this guy in swat 1 vs. 6 and he won! he is like the chuck norris of reach. his gamertag is fergernator. he is on gamefails to.

[Cassius327]

EPIC.

[Halorules7777]

125 people got killed by the noobs

[grizzmann35]

@Halorules7777 127 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo

[WBAxHAWTHORNE]

I Thought it was conker live and reloaded?

[silencer308]

@WBAxHAWTHORNE no is so master chief can remember to reload

[kilo12ification]

i like the conker refrence

[Halorules7777]

NOOBS!

[Halorules7777]

LET ME JOIN THE NOOBS!

[souledgezx]

2:42 What, like Machina and IGN?

[IWatchStuff3]

Arbiter is so COOL

[darkjason78]

@IWatchStuff3 the reason is cuz the chief is an idiot

[shuff0lb0t]

@IWatchStuff3 ikr

[1234567890nam]

@IWatchStuff3 master chief= alien slayer and



[joonze66]

i love arby n chief lololololololrofl

[Nickman32]

I love camping lol. I think my 90 kills 230 death record speaks for it self.

[54MProductions]

He only ever stops playing Halo to drink more cough syrup.

[12345625012]

wow



[12345625012]

i love arby n the chief

[PS3TNA157]

Who can recognise what movie this is referring to?

[MrMicroRed]

@PS3TNA157 i can lol. i love that movie. and this episode. and malcolm mcdowell. my favorite british dude. i liked it when he was in the south park Pip special episode.

[MrDoggrt]

5:14 i though he would make a mom joke

[myeddsworldfan]

cod is cheafs mortal enemy lol

[Powerbrickstudios93]

Where's arbiters helmet? And what's that one episode called where chef gets all pissed and flushes call of duty down the toilet?

[angelhugito]

@Powerbrickstudios93 arbiter's helmet fell off in endgame and when chief gets mad and breaks call of duty and flushes down the toilet i think its call martydom i am not sure

[RVBcaboose1000]

YAY new intro!

[RFriel95]

Arbitor is Fucking boss

[emmerich2000]

i think its ironic that master chief sucks at halo

[ILikeTrains6923]

Were those names a reference to George Carlin? He used Todd, Kyle and Tucker when talking about dumb names.

[scooglefish]

my lil bro had a halo reach clan of noobs.but it was called dino squad. so i did the same thing to him and his clan just like arby.

[TheDarkDrax]

what's the name of the musical piece that plays at 5:50?

[NeoArashi]

Lol. I love how he mentions one of his friend keeps killing people from beyond the grave.

[viperlegendkiller]

one of the best arby episodes ever and i don't say this lightly

[nosebleedpuddle]

Did nobody really get the "clock work orange" Reference at the beginning? A bit of the old ultra violence? ..

[MrJellyton]

i think we can all agree that arbitur is dope at reach

[firestar9911]

chief's noob squad = OWNED

[UltimateVillain]

Everytime I see some douche on Reach spamming Armour Lock I just think of him as Chief.

[firestar9911]

@UltimateVillain same :3 lol

[novaeligible]

Chief is probably the #1 reason Armor Lock is the most hated armor ability in Reach.

[Subartimaeus]

"Try the guns out too; they're fun"

I sure do love Arbiter sometimes

[NativeMrFreeze]

At least we're back to the old episode lengths

[wolfdeathwalker50dth]

Lol "arbitur" raped them

[AnexTV]

Can I get a download to Cheif and his noobs' song?

[Duk3N0k3m2]

Good game noobs

[BADAZZBUCKXKING]

if you want a good laugh look at my channel or look up halo random crap and make sure its from me

[jbobs99]

omg i would fit right in wit them i will be the sniper

[ozzygod489]

Is chiefs noobs Todd Kyle and tucker a reference to george carlins goofy boy names or is it jus a coinceidence?

[davidwigs]

@ozzygod489 It's on purpose. In the mail room episode, Arbiter references Carlin as one of his idols.

[MySkyisClear]

"Mom. Look! Bitch!" lmao

[MrMosstin]

TheFurBur, kilulafu, stop wasting your time with each other, it's pointless. Stop bickering.

[kilulafo]

@MrMosstin Yeah, I just realized yesterday he was trolling me -__-

[ewokinarmor]

did anyone else reconize the names todd kyle and tucker were ranted about by george carlin? :P

[dcal48]

who went here cause of the mail room episode

[ninhack]

it's season 5 episode 9 not season 4 episod 9

[o0Paradox]

Can anyone tell me what the retro song in the beggining is called?

[MrPopeye232323]

@o0Paradox its a remix from the soundtrack song of A Clockwork Orange

[RuDiony]

@MrPopeye232323 do you know which song?

[Nimajavel]

@o0Paradox

Re-mix version of Requiem: Funeral of Queen Mary II by Henry Purcell (1659 - 1695), part I (March) : at 01:10@o0Paradox

Re-mix version of Requiem: Funeral of Queen Mary II by Henry Purcell (1659 - 1695), part I (March) : at 01:10

[Nimajavel]

oops cant post the link :/

[kilo12ification]

@o0Paradox its from a nitendo 64 game called conkers bad fur day . the most adult game on that console

[totalpeanut1]

i hate avrts at begeing it askst me to buy comdoms

[TheMrspup2]

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[mrXhendrixX]

That's odd, they must've let adam out of juvey early

[kilulafo]

@mrXhendrixX ?

[mrXhendrixX]

@kilulafo the voice of one of cheefs noobs is adam from season 7 and in that season adam was sent to juvy by his mom and some cop. go watch the other seasons you might understand then

[kilulafo]

@mrXhendrixX You're an idiot. They're voiced by different people. Adam has different armor permutations. Adam does not use jetpack. SoccerKid01 does not use cheats. PAY ATTENTION before you go talking about how much you know about this shit. Thank you.

[roflknife7]

@kilulafo also this was made before adam was introduced to the series. how could he be out of juvie early if he hasnt been sent yet

[kilulafo]

@roflknife7 Another good point.

[mrXhendrixX]

@kilulafo semmer down a bit dude, you do just realize you raged over a simple mistake. you need to calm down a little bit and realize nobody gives a fuck and that they just want to watch the show.

[kilulafo]

@mrXhendrixX Please leave irrelevant tangents in peace. If you can't disprove that you're an idiot, just live with it.

[TheFurBur]

@kilulafo Maybe you should go soak your head in a toilet. How incredibly ignorant can you be to not realize your own blatant incorrectality? You just come on here and grunt about how you're the boss, but you are the most stupid. We all just laugh at you. Ha. Ha-ha.

[kilulafo]

@TheFurBur "Incorrectality" is not a word. You obviously don't know what "blatant" means. I never even implied I'm the boss. It's "stupidest", not "most stupid". And you didn't even point out how I am "incorrectal". Do you actually think Adam is SoccerKid01? Are you fucking retarded? How many times were you dropped on the floor every day for the entire first year of your life? How...what...Aaargh, I...I...can't even figure out how to express how stupid you are.

[TheFurBur]

@kilulafo Okay. Let me break this down for you so you can understand what I am saying. You. Are. A stupid idiot. Quite honestly, you must be the most incorrectual oaf to ever set foot on the youtube comments section. I can not even comprehend how little your brain must be for you to believe the things you do. If you weren't so god damned stupid, maybe you could understand me. Just tell me one thing: when you fell out of the stupid tree, how many stupid branches did you hit on the way down?

[kilulafo]

@TheFurBur You still haven't said what you think it is I did wrong. It's obvious you're just some retard using medium sized words(e.g. "incorrectual", which isn't even a fucking word) and probably taking more 30 minutes to get your spelling (almost) correct so as to seem smart. Believe me, nobody is falling for it. You're an idiot, and an asshole if I ever saw one.

[TheFurBur]

@kilulafo Do I have to spell it our for you? You have a moronic obsession over insignificant details. You rely on put downs and insults to prove your point. You can't spell. You still haven't said whether or not you a member of the Church of Incorrectualism. It's okay though. We all know you are.

[kilulafo]

@TheFurBur ...:futuramafry: Well played, TheFurBur. Well played.

[kilulafo]

@TheFurBur I'm serious, though, you had me thinking you were serious for quite a while there.

[TheFurBur]

@kilulafo I will crush you and your ancestors into the earth to prove my point! Haha!

[kilulafo]

@TheFurBur :D

[spambox29]

"Good game, Noobs"

Most epic quote ever.

[spambox29]

He always says that thing at the start lol

[zorbaknecromancer]

Is that adam from season 6?

[conkerN6428]

conker's bad fur day remix lmao ^^ 0:36

[yodaZ80]

girl with the dragon tat looks gay

[yankolvich]

that soccerguy is adam.

[halorocks3467]

who else had a chuk norris ad of him approving world of warcraft

[Khaenz]

@halorocks3467

I did, but not on youtube, but on TV.

[1337million]

@halorocks3467 Nah, I had a Bear Grylls ad :P

[artyvenom]

@halorocks3467 well i got a social network ad

[halfblackhero]

some plz tell me the song that starts at 1:21