51 Things That Need To Be In Every Office

[InTheBAGBattles]

52 including the moustache

[mourtadahkarim900]

Nice Videos I love them you should check out my videos

[TheBusyBrain]

Gas mask? Ok! You working at the Taco Bell  corporate offices now?

[Mandiflaba]

most essential thing in my office: may computer. DUH!

[nutkicker89]

... I should get me, one of those big boxes of money!

[thiagoharrypotter]

much good.

[ScottSummitVentures]

Thank you for your support & thank you for favoriting my video.

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[MysticalStudios]

Hows Scott Summits merch store going? Are you selling much?

[ScottSummitVentures]

Not as much as we should be.

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[brak]

I agree with the shoebox of ones.

I am a night janitor.

[ScottSummitVentures]

But you don't agree with the power ring of keys?

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[lovpinky1]

where's the duck tape??!or maybe just tape idk, but were is it?

[ScottSummitVentures]

This solution engineer uses 2 inch cloth tape, but I prefer to weld.

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[boxant]

where's the scotch?

[ScottSummitVentures]

Alcohol puts you in a state where you are not in complete control of your actions. My vice is drinking the blood of baby calves.

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[stormvorm]

Scott,

It is only by drinking the blood of champion bulls that you gain true power. Of course calves are still good but only for ceremonial purposes.

-Stay On Top!!

-Stormvorm

[mekkah]

most essential item in my office is this laptop, or more so, the porn on this laptop.

[ScottSummitVentures]

What are you working towards?

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[mekkah]

World Domination

[jdckvfu]

it's great ;)

[Tressco]

I'd switch the atomic suitcase with a time machine...but that's just me...

[jmeckle1]

I'm assuming the box of $1 bills is so you're ready just in case a "lady of the night" happens upon you cubicle.

[ScottSummitVentures]

Sexual relations only lead to compromise. Youssee, cash is essential. It is the most tradable commodity in the world. Cash must always be available in an office in case of an emergency.

Stay on top,

-Scott Summit

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[Reddebt]

Man, those faces were epic. Make more of these.

[AmyVernonDigger]

Definitely the rubber band ball. But you forgot the rubber cement ball. Or maybe that's peculiar to newsrooms.

[Ankaroo]

No red stapler?

[ScottSummitVentures]

You're right Ankaroo, red is the hue of masculinity. This Solution Engineer prefers a glossy black stapler. It's professional.

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[kjpdqpb]

ScotT i love it. you're vids are awesome. For years now, I have said, "Kelly Pratt: Solutions in Progress" whenever no one else was patting my back. These videos tweak that nerve with every watch.

#1 essential office item... deodorant

[ScottSummitVentures]

kjpdqpb, I'm happy to pour gas on your fire. I would like to think that most people are solutions in progress.

I actually prefer antiperspirants. I have conditioned my body not to sweat.

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[deirdre27]

A knife and a chainsaw, what every office needs.

[womblefree]

LOADS A MONEY

[hinkleproductions]

lol a chainsaw

[dneujahr87]

Video finally came up. Fortunately, I was able to preview the list on the website. I still think a computer is an essential part of any office. Where would inspiration come from without youtube videos?

[ScottSummitVentures]

This life hacker doesn't trust computers because they are unsecure. One of my assistants connected YouTube to my television and I engage the internet through my virtual assistant.

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[dneujahr87]

I watch Youtube video through my TV as well. My assistants' name is Tivo!

[zanzan1010]

i need to do some shopping

[ScottSummitVentures]

I suggest the Scott Summit merch store.

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[Hectorious2222]

The funniest thing is the chainsaw! lol What are you suppose to do with that lol

[ScottSummitVentures]

The chainsaw is for emergencies only. This solution engineer encourages you to click over to my blog post linked in the video description.

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[deathman367]

Why giant Cheetos? and sexual relations relieve stress unless stress is a good thing

[ScottSummitVentures]

1. I eat the giant cheetos because I want the biggest bang for my buck.

2. It's a common misconception that sexual relations relieve stress. The consequences and side effects of sex actually raise the human's stress level.

Stay on top,

-Scott Summit

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[Hectorious2222]

nice video

[ScottSummitVentures]

Thank you for your support Hector.

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[Toddly00]

what about a secretary? Preferably an ugly one so you dont cheat on your wife. Unless of course cheating is a step to success

[ScottSummitVentures]

This Solution Engineer thinks that sexual relations only lead to compromise and awkwardness.

By the way, Scott Summit doesn't cheat. He discovers loopholes and beats the system at its own game.

Stay on top Toddly00,

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[Snyds911]

Nice video!

[hilariousfilms]

Cool