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  • "She's almost dead"

    "....she's dead enough" LMAO

  • Thumbs up if you KNEW, Renfield was played by the same actor who played Janosz Poha in Ghostbusters II...

  • This movie is so hilarious!

    Renfield is the best!

    On 2nd place comes Van Helsing!

  • She's Nosferatu!

    She's Italian?!!

  • i was 7 when i first watched this movie with my mom. it became a classic favourite in my house for many years. so damn funny even at that age.

  • SHE"S NOSFERATU!

    She's italian. XD

  • I'm surprised this isn't a 18+ lol XD

  • Lmao!! Love this movie and this scene.

  • ohshit!!! finally found the movie that haunted my childhood!! i watched this at 6, since then i was incapable of sleeping without my bedside lamp on. and my blankets over my head. til 9. i was so sure my mom would close the door and a vampire would fall from the ceiling...

  • We should've put newspaper down lol

  • Lmao I always laugh when he is hit by the blood

  • SHE JUST ATE!

  • `it is so funny ...hahaha

    ~i Like the bLooDy faCtorS ...whoo.!!!

    `i Like IT.!!

  • -she is nosferatu

    - is italian?

    - its so much blood¡¡¡

    -is almost dead

    that are the best lines, is so funny

  • She's almost dead!

    She's DEAD enough.

    Classic. Haha.

  • SO MUCH BLOOD

  • I like this moviee

    pero me gusta mucho la vi por primera ves con mi papa :)

  • Every Halloween this is one of the horror comedy movies I watch. I just love it!  Silly and simple comedy rarely fails.

  • "We shoulda put news papers down" hahaha

  • She`s dead enough =)) Omg. i love this part :)

  • Jonathan: "Oh, god! there's so much blood!"

    Van Helsing: "She just ate!"

  • Jonathan: "Isn't there any other way?"

    Van Helsing: "One other. We could cut off her head, stuff her mouth with garlic, and tear off her ears!"

    Jonathan: "Give me the stake."

  • We should have put newspapers...

  • Jonathan isn't the brightest guy is he? HA! :p

  • @crybabygirl08

    I know, but better an idiot than a vampire or a bug-eating loony. At least we're more sure of Jonathan's age!

  • @agenttheater5 Hahaha that's true. Plus it makes it more fun to watch him screw up and say the wrong things. :D Hahahaha

  • "omg! there;s so much blood! "

    "she just ate!"

  • HaHa ^.^

  • Apparently, Steven Weber, who plays Jonathan Harker, was not aware of the huge amount of blood, so his reaction "there's so much blood" is not acted...Fun thing to know when you watch this scene.

  • @mitrooper That's right, Mel Brooks didn't tell him there'd be so much blood XD

  • She's dead Enough !

  • 13 people are Italian.

  • Ok everyone, lets have a poll.

    Thumbs down for drive a wooden stake through her heart.

    Thumbs up for cut off her head, fill her mouth with garlic and... tear off her ears.

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  • hahaha

  • Mel brooks is one of the funniest men in the history of the planet.

  • Location . . . location . . .  location

  • RIP Leslie

  • "There's SO MUCH BLOOD!"

    "SHE JUST ATE"

  • "This is ghastly."

    "I know; we should have put newspapers down!"

  • xDDDDD My dad and I laughed so hard when we watched this film yesterday :'D

  • 1:19 and 1:45

  • @SuperAccadacca love how it almost sounded like an explosion 1:19^^

  • Keep it.

  • i don't get how people can hate this movie but love the "scary movies"?

  • I don't get why the critics hate this movie so much, it's just so much fun! XDDDD

  • "A stake? Is there another way?"

    "we could cut off her head, fill her mouth with garlic and....tear off her ears!"

    ".....let me see the stake"

  • dammit mel brooks, i love you so much.

  • better than twilight.

  • I guess there's 13 vampires who didn't think this is matter to be taken lightlly...

  • shes almost dead.............shes dead enough.

  • " shes almost dead" .......shes dead enough!!!!! bahahaha shes italian?????

  • They say it is his worst movie.... meh I still enjoy it lol

  • This is Ghastly!

    You're right. we should have put newspapers...

    WHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • Haha love it. Fan of Steven Weber and he's good looking too

  • you bullies

  • @tyronfletcher

    I'm sure that gravekeeper (whose blood that is)

    is thankful for there efforts

  • Is it strange i wondered what happened to the coat?

  • Ketchup, Yum. XD

  • OH MY GOD! oh my god oh my god oh my god lol!

    i used to LOVE this movie as a kid, like when i was nine or something, and lately i've been remembering random bits. like when he comments on that lady's collarbone and stuff. i've been dying to see it again but somehow i got it in my head that steve martin was dracula o.O now that i know who it really is it's all flooded back, this is so awesome! best lucky find in the whole of today. :D

  • we should put newapaer down lol

  • Ohhhh my GOD!! theres soo much blood!

    She just ate!

    uh! Shes still alive!

    Hit her again!

    No..i cant

    How much blood can she have left!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha!!!..............

  • "She is nosferatu"

    "She's italian?????? !!! " hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaha

  • ''she just ate!!!!!!!'' lol

  • we should've put newspapers down!

  • awesome movie

  • I love this movie. Classic comedy.

  • Black humour at it's best....

  • Watch Young Frankenstein by Mel Brooks - in b/w and with Marty Feldman!

    Best Brooks film next to Spaceballs - I still cannot decide...

  • "Now she's dead"

    'No she's not"

    "She's Alive?"

    She's Nosferatu"

    "She's Italian?"

    XD

  • "She's almost dead!"

    "She's dead enough." *tosses mallet*

  • How much blood can she have left? xDD

  • "Keep it!"

  • The Heavy: SO MUCH BLOOD!

  • WHACK SPLOOSH

    "Oh... my... GAWD!"

  • put em in a straight jacket, and give hm an enema. wait! give him an enema first, then put him in a straight jacket. it'll give em a feeling of accomplishment!

  • hahaha liam nelson is the greatest man to walk the earth. hahaha i love him

    -kendra <3

  • Fucking priceless

  • My and my best friends FAVORITE MOVIE!

  • hahahah thanks for putting this up! i was just watching dracula with gary oldman and i couldnt stop thinking of "she's dead enough!!" and had to find this hahahah

  • Hes right, they should have lain some news papers down.

  • LOL everywhere is blood....."She´s still alive" XD

  • The best part about this scene is that he didn't know that the blood was gonna happen!

    That's why the second time is so much funnier-he almost loses his shit when he gets sprayed again!

  • She's almost, dead!

  • @WheelchairPerson

    "Shes dead enough..."

  • LOL, Mel brooks is a genius.

  • "Sooooooo much blood?"

    "She just ate! -- How much blood can she have left?"

  • :D haha Mel Brooks is amazing

  • "It must be done by one who loved her in life!"

    "I only LIKED her!"

    "Close enough, here."

    "She's almost dead."

    "She's dead enough."

  • lmao as if they didn't tell the actor how much blood there was going to be

  • Maybe they should put newspapers down

  • That was it. Mel Brooks didn't tell him it would be 200 gallons covering him.

  • ...he took it well lol

  • This is the only part in this horrible movie in which I laughed. And I consider myself a big M.B fan!

  • you are a lier this is his best movie

  • This is one of my favorite movies. :D

  • hahahahahahaa mel brooks is awesome luv him

  • we should have put newspaper down....lol

  • so do i, yipee.

    a brilliant classic.

  • i have the movie!! yey!!!

  • me too yey!!

  • i love this film and i haven't seen it since I was much younger. Does anyone know where I can buy this movie in Australia?

  • i live in london n had trouble finding a copy, have u searched online.

    thats where i got mine after a very long search.

    sorrry cudnt be more help.

    hope u find a copy to buy.

  • type in dracula dead and loving it megaupload on google

  • LOL

    'I only liked her!!!'

  • its wonderful that guy refused to brake Charecter when the blood hit him

  • legendary!

  • LOL!!! That was Funny!!

  • HOW MUCH BLOOD CAN SHE HAVE LEFT!

  • she's nosferatu.

    SHE'S ITALIAN?

  • XD lmao

  • "it must be done by one who loved her in life!"

    "But I only LIKED her!"

    "Close enough!"

    Classic.

  • "I only liked her."

    "Close enough"

    XD

  • Harker: "This is ghastly"

    Van Helsing: "Yes, you're right. We should have put newspapers down"

    ROFL i love that line

  • Hahahaha xD love this moment of the movie. It was something I haven't expected!

    hahaha damn I love this part! x'D

  • This part is really,really funny.

  • I've been reading the novel, and just got through this part, and I kept thinking of this scene while reading it. Mel Brooks is a genius.

  • aaaaa you keep it. haha that's great : )

  • I loved this scene

  • I really love the scene where is gets the paper cut ! :P

  • why they acting so fake...in perpose?

  • Its a parody of the Francis Ford Coppola's 1992 movie "Dracula" The 1992 movie's acting was very theatrical and here, they go the complete opposite for comedic effect

  • The director and crew hadn't told him that there would be anywhere near that amount of blood sprayed onto him. It was all he could do to keep from laughing... Gotta love Mel Brooks.

  • My god now shes dead, "No shes not!", ..Shes alive??!!,..."shes nosferatu!, "shes italian? LOL

  • This movie always makes me laugh so hard!!!

    <33

  • i only liked her

  • "She's nosferatu! "She's italian?"

    XD

  • best line ever!

  • my grandad looks so much like leslie nielson lol

  • "keep it!"

    lol

  • she is e cut women...;))

  • "she just ate!!" XD

  • lol i laugh everytime i see this scene cus, mel brooks didnt tell steven that he will be covered in blood :))

  • Of course he would have. You can see him shut his eyes when he hit's the stake.

  • how much blood can she have left?!

    we should have put newspapers out.

    5/5

  • One of my favourite movie scenes ever :D I never get sick of watching it.

  • "She's almost dead."

    "She's dead enough!"

    I love that scene. It's so hilarious! :D

  • lol Mel Brooks Is A King

  • i just saw this 14 times in a row XD

    it can't get old!

  • LOL I have to watch this now.

    That was so funny!

  • this movie is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o coooool =)=)

    thx for uploading xD

  • "shes italian" hahahahahahahah lol

  • eww

  • I love this movie

  • hahah i LOVE this movie!!!

    the mind controll scene is the best

  • We should have laid newspaper down

  • she is almost dead!!...she is dead enough xD

  • brooks knew this would happen.

  • "For the scene in which Steven Weber puts a stake in Lucy's heart, Mel did not tell him that he would be subsequently covered in 200 gallons of blood, so that his reaction would appear natural." bhaha

  • That's the beauty of acting. you DONT tell them when a surprise will occur and they will act allright!

    The same thing happened in "Lord of the Rings : Fellowship" when Merry and Pippin lit the dragon fire-work. They didn't know it would actually spark and smoke like it did, and thats why Merry squealed in fright.

  • "........keep it."

  • This movie is like a cult favourite to me!

  • love this movie!

  • deadly funny

  • BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!

  • OH my god. That was funny! X')

  • She's Nosferatu.... She's italian?? hahahah LOOOL

  • that's my favorite line!

  • Omg!!!!! looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­l

    "she just ate!"

    lololol... hilarious!!! XDDDD

  • omg, its like a Colonoscopy gone wrong!

    and is the Jewish guy Mel Brooks?

  • despite this scene being hilariously funny I had a black out when I saw the blood the first time:P then when I saw it again I couldn't stop laughing! \o/

  • my sister can´t stop laugh from that scene!!!!

  • I showed this movie to my Chinese students when I taught in Taiyuan. They loved this scene so much. :-D

  • i used to think  steve mARTIN PLATED DRACULA

  • i only liked her.

    close enough.

    blood everywhere.hahahahahaha i can't stop.

  • Best Van Helsing.

  • that was actually a prank set my Mel. he put 3 gallons of fake blood in and set the pressure higher. the guy killin the vampire had no clue. this part was totally unscrpited. thats why Mel ran off

  • Lol funny thing is I heard he didn't even know that much blood would come out, and was really suprised when that much came out.

  • Wow, I never knew the caretaker had THAT much blood XD

  • Haha, newspapers...This is one of my favorite scenes next to the one where Van Helsing's scaring off doctors at his lecture. >_~

  • How much blood can she have left?! hahahahahha SO GOOOD:D:D

  • the script for this scene was partially improved, which makes it sooo much better hahah

  • Shes Italian?!

  • "It must be done by one who loved her in life!"

    "But I only liked her!"

    "Close enough."

    XD And PS: This is my favorite Mel Brooks movie

  • "She's dead enough!" LOL Great stuff.

  • lol i love this part.

  • Look at his face when da blood hits him for the first time!!!!! HILARIOUS

  • He's obviously trying not to laugh when he gets drenched with blood because he wasn't warned there'd be that much before he did the scene- they wanted a genuine reaction of shock, although it almost backfired. The same thing happened with the Chestburster scene in Alien, only the actor playing Kane knew what was going to happen. It's done quite often in horror films, although doing it in a parody may have been a bad idea.

  • Lol, even the actor who's drenched in blood is trying not to laugh when he delivers his lines.