How To Treat Women: PERSIAN Style! - Baaghe Mozafar

[faintmelody]

bezanesh, bezanesh. lolololol every time he says it, it cracks me up, his voice is so serious and deep ... hahhaha

[Saikouro]

Zanjir, kamarband, ajoor, mosht va laghat.

[94shayan]

 zanjir,kamrband,ajor,mosht va lagad (BEZANESH)

[mohamil1989]

so funny



[Kurdistan807]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOLZ THATS FUNY BEZANISH AHAHHAHAHAHAH

[PersianWolverine]

mard gerye nemikone... bebor

[ninuxy]

Wow, these guys still acting. I remember them from early to mid 90's. They haven't aged or perhaps these are the old footage!

[jsbeard18]

lol im persian i think this is hilarious. the dad looks like the persian professor snape from harry potter.

[NizoumiPars]

hala khodemoonima....rast mige :D

[PersianStealth]

This guy is a genius, plain and simple. The funniest comedian in Iran.

[ALwaysADevilDog]

Wow, he is so right...it is so simple how to treat women. I am so much better for seeing this.

Oh wait, that's right... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK HE SAID. I DON'T SPEAK PERSIAN.

[ehsan6600]

He is so right, all women respond to this. If you want to get girls lesson to this guy.

[51235465789]

Bahhaahahaha too funny!!! I love this show

[savge25]

zanjeer camarband aujor mosht valaghat

[TheUntamedH]

hahahahahahahahhahha This is absolutely hilarious... The hitting part is absolutely not true at least not for any woman I know. BUT everything else is very accurate and true.

[abdiu13]

Is this true?

[abdiu13]

Is this true with women?

[lilig0l]

khafe sho martike



[persianiranforever]

@lilig0l

shoma hatman dokhtarin na?

[studtimmie]

someone translate for me

[MsRollme]

bebor = cut it

slang persian word

[sohbat19]

BEZANESH!!! LOL

[Naygaar]

it's true however it can also result the opposite way. better way is to hit them with their words and acting like they don't care...

[cactusduo]

"mard gerye nemikone, bebor" -> what does 'bebor' mean in this context?

[MetaLRasaM]

@cactusduo "bebor" comes from the act of "boridan", which means cutting...so he's telling him to "cut it"...like stop it.

Hope that helped.

[cactusduo]

@MetaLRasaM Thanks! I associated it with 'bordan' but that wasn't correct. ;) This is a good video for learning Persian as they speak so slowly, and it's funny too. ;)

[MetaLRasaM]

@cactusduo no problem :) Glad I could help. "bordan", would be "bebAr"...but in this case you have "bebOr"...everyone could make that mistake, so worry not =)

[maysamproperty]

@cactusduo "cut it out"

[zacalicious254]

ahh ahha ahahahah OMG IM ON THE FLOOR LMFAO

HAHAAHAHAHHA

OMG

OMG

OMGG

ALON MEEMEERAMM I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHH

[nimaa0123]

i think his right about How To Treat Women:D

[shahinpar]

Its so funny !

[SuperMsChardonnay]

this is not even funny

[joojootara]

its a JOKE, if anything they are making fun out of backward thinking people! its actually quite satirical if you watch the series, its hilarious.

[DariusDaGreat86]

shitty IRI 'comedy' ...all they do is make fun of old iranian cultute and names....none of the characters in any of these shows is ever called 'Hassan' or 'Ali' it's always 'Khashayar' or 'Koorosh' .

u should be ashamed of urself. remove these filthy IRI shit please

[netcyrus]

dont be a fascist, you dont like it, dont watch it

[golpesar29]

@netcyrus noob

[leashoffreedom]

shaaaahkaare!!! shaaaahkaaar

lezzat mibaram az een ghet'e shadid

[sexybrainxoxo]

This show is disgusting. A culture of hate that equates women with property. Equates power with abuse.

[yogiababua]

It's a comedy show. They're actually making fun of treating women like that. :)

[bijantyt]

@sexybrainxoxo Don't Fuss! It seems that you don't understand persian humor, people don't take this stuff seriously, now you go back to your women spoiling feminist environment . You'll see more jokes against women in your country, watch stand up comedies.

[biniraner]

waghan in dota kheili bahal basi mikonan XD

[djBOZZmix]

its the real way to be a gentleman

[persiandudeee]

What is this show?

[O0oSorousho0O]

hmmmmbezanesh xD

[qxrohamxp]

Fogholadast :))))

[aimalnizam]

this one is hilarious, amazing

[MetaLRasaM]

This better be a joke! lol

[Dimme70]

@MetaLRasaM it is and its a really good joke XD

[Dimme70]

@MetaLRasaM it is and its a really good joke XD

[13198305]

cheghadr yaad gereftam

[sanazhm]

Funny but chendesh!

[PersianWolverine]

mard gerye nemikone.. bebor :P:P

[yasiyasiyasiyasi]

tahe khandas :P

[alphadawwg]

eyval

khaili bahaleee

bezanesh

[alphadawwg]

khoooodaaaaaaaaa

rast megeeee hahahha

dastee bezan khob chizeeaa

[hojjat2500]

Kotak mesle vetameene,lmfao,

[remibaba2009]

Gaar goditi mullahe birish

Konkesh ma zerangtar az in harfaim

30 saal to saar zadanan

Kose nanat konkesh

[SaraBanooo]

It's Satire annette! Calm down.

I thought the Britiish could do black humour..untili saw this, Friggin hileeeeeerious :P

[SaraBanooo]

It's satire annette.... black humour ( i thought the british were good until i saw this). friggin hilerious

[amir5631]

what happens after wards.....?

i love it how they try to tell people not to hit their wives

[hediehnaz]

LOL to the guys hair. also LOL to the guy\s emphasis on the words.

BEZANESHH!!!

"pas boro ghomso ta akhare omret touye bagh ghadam bezan!" LMFAO hahaha

[Maryamnr1]

che soosoole martikee..:P vali rast mige.. zanha mimirand baraye mardhaye ghavii ..:P

[mrx11111]

try that in holland they will skin you alive

love it thanks for posting

[yasminevine4]

are you guys CRAZY!!! this is NO LAUGHING MATTER!! it justifys and promotes abuse towards women!!! this is NO LAUGHING MATTER!

[bijantyt]

@yasminevine4 you are paranoid! Lots of men are abused everyday in their working environment and you see lots of comedy about it now your making fuss about a simple joke. Nobody learn from this show , we understadn joke . Get back to the stand up comedies in your country you'll see lots of them mocking women behavior . Get a Life!

[annette731]

Who the hell wrote this ?

[BTRDANYOU]

hahahahahahaha!!!!

[TabbyAngel2]

I HAVE THIS ITS SO FUNNY

[lifestyle801]

...pass yaek kasheeda ba hish bezan ! looool

ke badish oo doh kasheeda bato maizana

really nice! I luv iranains

[yalda17]

Nazi biya inja , puffff haahhahahahah ;D

[FARSPARASTEPANJSHER]

nazi bia je deqe prrrrrrrrrrrr haha

[HereComesSarah]

kotak mesle vitamin mimoone!

HAHAHA

[0739139428]

Views: 100,900

[0739139428]

Emroza in chiza javab nemide! hahaha

[Elaheh1naz]

In the reality when it comes to Iranian coulter there is a truth into it.

[ARTAVARDIYA]

bastegi dare az che ghshri az jamee bashi !

[hottathanyomomma]

chill bitch

its a fucking comedy show

y'all looking for any freaking opportunity to hate...

if you got no sense of fucking humor...break Yoself!

[ellykhoshkele]

are vali alan dokhtara pesararo mizanan!! az har gheshri ke bashan, Dge dokhtara az pesara nemikhoran!!

[arisa021]

mard gerye nemikoneh beborr :P

[cactusduo]

@arisa021 What does 'bebor' mean in this context?

[persianpride1372]

Kotak mesle vetameene, i love it lol!!

[DesignaHolixxx]

ahahahahahahhaha you know it

[NimaSun]

haha lol!! kheyle jok bood.

[chilnwitdabrze]

BEZANESH

[fary9110]

baba eiwal, mard ham marhayeh qhadeem!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow, it was really something;

i have laughed alot

bezaneeeeeeeeeesh

90 degree angle

ha ha ha

[bugs1yb1ins]

What are they saying? And why does the guy with glasses sounds like the "dark master"?

[Sabrina105]

ahahahahah hillarious

[Siyba89]

pesaraie iraniam ke faghat montazere sojan:D

ie harfi ke be nafeshon bashe, hal konin ;)

[Mehranrokh]

zanjir, kamarband, ajor, mosht va lagad

[jktcg]

stop taking it so seriously its taking the piss........even in the west havent u heard the saying TREAT THEM MEAN KEEP THEM KEEN!!!!!! this is just exaggerating.......its not advocating domestic violence

[LILLEDAR]

bad tahe delesh ghanj mire, sad barar ashegh mishe, loooooooooooool!!!!

[AlienCarLicker]

zarbe bayad mohkam naghafel va ba zavieye 90 darage zade beshe:D looooooooool

mese inke zaviash kheili moasere!

haarf nadasht mer30:D

[amerikanzero]

this shit was hilarious.

[MohRezYou]

... Pas boro gomsho ta Akhare Ommret tuye BaghGH, Ghadam bezan! LOL In az BINAHAYAT bahale! Absolutly fantastic!!! :))

Waghean ke honar nazde Iranian ast o Bas(ta) ;-)

[DariusDaGreat86]

we should keep this islamic republic filth out of youtube...dirty bastards have banned youtube in iran, u shouldnt advertise their garbage in here

[PersianKhavos]

"Bezanesh, zanha az marde ghavi khoseshoon miad...", "Vaghan?!?!"

[saat5]

ZADAN ende gentelmanist:D

ZADAN ende ghodrate:D

BEZANESH HAHAHAHA

[Kirkh666]

eyval...hahahaha

[mohimohi1983]

kotak mesle vitamin mimune hahahahaha

[Cyrus1386]

Bezanesh!!!!!! lol

this is quality!!!

[msharbaf]

i like the AJOR option, I think I'll employ that next time. BEZANESH

[cezaxgame]

Zanjir kamarband ajor mosht va lagad LOL..Bezanesh!!

[cirex00]

haha... mehran modirian khodaye comedie

[volleybalbabe411]

Whoever came up with shit should go to hell. You don't hit anyone. So whatever bitch thinks this is right GO TO HELL

[MetaLRasaM]

it seems that you don't really understand what humor is about.

this clip is a JOKE...its made to poke fun at the old generation Vs. the new one.

I guess I just expect too much.

[playamade187]

tears are coming down my eyes as I laugh in hysteria!!!

Sadd barrabar eshghet mishe. BEZANESH!

[Hamid1982]

this is funny but very true .. if you are to nice to a woman she wont respect u as a man anymore bezanesh !!!!

[PanjshirTv]

WALA he is telling the truth... in our culture they like those kind of man..

[mnajar8a]

Ajabaaa!!! SHeytone mige yeki bezanam too dahane khodesh!!!! porro harchi khaast zer zad!

[shir2008]

From my experience I would say that this true. I was in a relationship with someone for 1 year and she never excepted me as her "boyfriend". She met someone else who is almost everything this guy is talking about except for the physical abuse. She's been with him for over a year now and I've been single since. Guys don't be too available or nice you'll be less of a man & no girl.

[1979TURLOCK]

i love this guy if i woulda done whathe said i wouldnta gotten a divorce

[heez2007]

hala ma mikhandim, vali eyne vagheyiatte (gheyr az kotak zadan ke shookhie)

"barabarie hoghooghe zano mard...inha hamash harfe mofte,zan ha tahe deleshoon mimirand baraye mardi ke hameye tasmim ha ro khodesh migire,khashene va nemigzare zan tooye karesh dekhalat kone"

[ayman2b]

khali khandedar, vay

gentelmanist

[kumbiz]

true? or false. As absurd as it sounds there's some truth to this

[rezaroosi]

it's a hidden message...

[hghomashchian]

thats true,in zanaro harcheghadr beheshon mohebat kone poro mishan feker mikonanan dokhtar khodan.bayad dokhtararo chako laghade kard. bale

[leilyem]

HAHAHHAHAH

im sorry but this is sooo funny. The way this guy speaks is hilarious. "pas boro gomsho ta akhareh omret to bagh ghadam bezan" HAHAH

its a bit disturbing though dont like his words

[mehrafarine]

vahgean ke rast migeh ha ha ha ha ha

[g7vgg]

How about translating it into English so we can all understand it.

[MetaLRasaM]

Its a comedy, about an old school dad, advising his son to "hit" his wife so she would love him.

He tells him how to slap her, in a 90 degree angle and a swift motion. The son is from a "new generation" and has a really hard time swallowing his dad's advice.

The dad is arguing that women love strong man, so hit her. The son is telling him that is the old school of thought and these days women love men who are compassionate and caring.

"bezanesh" means hit her (or him).

[DariusPars]

MetaLRasaM wote the trans. Just wanted to add this is a satire comedy mocking old school of aggression. Women primarily seek support for themselves &their offspring. Historically women've been attracted towards strong men who provided protection &have been repelled from strong men who were capable of harming them or from weak men who couldn't protect them. These days women seem to find safety &security in wealth &financial strength with or without a man, is more important for "most" women.

[netcyrus]

hamash harf e mofteh! - yes!!

[malekeh]

Bale ma az mardhaye GHAVEE khoshemoon meyad.. "moshakhasse" .. Valee NA OONA KE ZANASHOONO MEEZANAN! .. mage maraz daran oona ? .. oonO meegan Eshgh?

[DariusPars]

Women primarily seek safety, security and protection for themselves and for their offspring. Hence women are attracted towards strong men who provide safety and security and are repelled from strong men who are capable of harming them or from weak men who can't protect them. This is is a comedy, mocking aggression. Women these days find safety and security in wealth, so financial strength with a weak man or even without a man at all, is currently much more important for most (not all) women.

[omgihateeee]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O

[changiz110]

bezanesh baba,

[GoliTiffen2b]

vaaaa chegadar khandidam..

[significances]

Too bad so many men think the advice is for real.

[Iranium]

i think its partly real

[msvf2]

Its comedy for crying out loud. Making fun of the past.

[johnlopez123]

تو کتک لازم داری

[Mehlin87]

hahahaha

[zizouzex]

ashgal bezanesh dige, ajab khri to dige...

[YusufAfg]

LOL x 10000000

That was hillllaroiusss; and I thought Haji Kamran & Bibi Shereen were funny (Afghani). Are there more comedies like this in Iran? Post some more

[555777555conect]

bezanesh, nafahm

[hellxxlover]

zanjir kamarband ajor mosht va laqat...lol

4 minutes video and he said bezanesh like 100 times haha

zavie 90 daraje

[candy0o]

ba zangir

kamar band

ajor

etc.

bezanesh!

[RamtinK]

LMAOOO that's a classic...lovedddddd this series..fuckin jokesss

[sajaaaa]

hahaha ba zavie 90 darje!

[odessacybel]

Bezanash

[toofan18]

lmao,

bezanesh,

bezanesh,

very funny, whats the name of this show

[MetaLRasaM]

baaghe mozafar

[chefgrad]

Wow that was great! It was a very refreshing experience to enjoy Farsi comedy. I've been looking for something like this. I guess my question is, where is this aired and are there many more shows like this?

[screwu2101]

ahahhahahahahahha behzanesh!!!!

ahha

enn cerial khelly khoobeh

[faarmanieh]

In mehranmodiri be loos o maskhare gofte zeki!!

[drnamjou]

Chon dostshdari besanesh. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Madaram va khaharam doos nadashtan. Hala meedonam chera =P

[drnamjou]

Esfehan Fekr mekonam

[curst666]

LOL zanjir kamarband, ajor moshdo lagat!!! WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH­AHAHA

[HamechiKoloft]

Good ol days.

Bezanesh

LOL

[Iraniangirl90]

WAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

[courseworkdue]

Nazee... POOKH LMAO HAHA

[courseworkdue]

lol

[Kirbytime]

khandeh =) LOL.

[bicharehfarari]

that's the truth,i always do it and it works.lol

[mahiuk]

shookhi mikoni na?

[kd229]

LMAO! pass boro gom shoh tah akhereh omret toyeh bag gadam bezan

[Arash164]

hahaahahhahha ye keshideh bezan hamechi hale dadash

[asghar22]

sick

[persiandudeee]

come on men this is not persian style we dont beat women. that is arab style f@ck you.

[MetaLRasaM]

dude...are you kidding me? this is a joke...its a comedy clip

its a contrast between the old way of thinking Vs. the new age of equality...the dad Vs. the son...

do you not see the way the son reacts to his dad's "advise"?

[mlgraphic1]

LOOOL this is hilarious

[endesheh]

zanjir kamarbadn ajor mosht va lagad!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOL bezanesh! LOOL ende khande bood...

[Wootly]

bezanesh ! :P

[bahram400]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooool

[longlivePersia]

lol lol lol ,practice lol!

[GManGT]

LOL

[negin4444]

very funny!

hahaha

[furball007]

hehe, bahal bod.

[hanako8934]

chon man japoni hastam

shoharame irani in serialra dust darad.

ghablan didam ta dars khandam.

...farsi kheili sakht ast.....

[Pesteh67]

Mard ham mardaaye ghadim! Zanaa ziyaad por roo shodand!

[moonimooni]

baraye hamine hameye khanoomaye irani mimiran vase RAHBAR va GOROOHE FESHAAR;)

[zahra1982]

in ke babay on shod....on sibilo he ke famileshon bod az tehran omade bod

[Adultvamp]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

bezanesh! :D

[somegirl2400]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhaha­hhahahhahah

ahahahhahahahhahahahhahaha

ahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahah­ah

ahahahahhahahahhahahahhaha

[goozeedee]

Sometimes you just gotta slap 'em silly

[iranigirly]

goftam BEZANESH hahahahahahhh

[bollinbol]

zadan mesleh vitamineh zarar nadareh

[shab0206]

LOL

[MetaLRasaM]

glad you liked it! this seems to be my most famous video and I didn't even make it!!

[jangojazz]

very true not about the zadan though

[MetaLRasaM]

I haven't tried:) we have too many laws that protect women outside of Iran! lol as soon as I get back I will give this a try!

[Nasser90santour]

Bezanesh *HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[MetaLRasaM]

lol khoshaalam ke khoshet oomad