Chris Crocker Gets A Movie Made About His Life...Someone Shoot Me

[SkullForce4]

Why are the Anit-Whores upset about Up-N-Coming Youtubers/Movie Critics making short films and selling it for profit to fans? I understand it was fan funded, but it isn't that big of a deal.

[Laplantis]

This one time, YouTube was featuring some guy's favorite videos on the front page, and one of them was "Chris Crocker blinking" and I immediately wanted to fucking stab people.

[TheJs1991]

no one is force you see the movie

[RuchitiFilmsCo]

that's all people go to is his leave britney alone video and thumbs the video down because the video was ridicious and entertaining for the fact he was crying and acting like he needed to protect britney but yeah a 90 minute documentary is really ridicious and have a nice day joe!

[misscanadarain]

It seems like a joke. But it can't be if joe is talking about it, right.

[Calisbeauty]

whose chris crockerr?

[IFightPriests]

@Calisbeauty he's the dude who made the "LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE" video and he's a fully homo who crossdresses

[ZZDave22]

@Calisbeauty Betty Crocker's brother

[johncerasi]

It looks like a bunch of his videos thrown together with some pseudo-artsy bullshit shots of him standing in places, insects, and fire works. There's even a part where it looked more like a documentary about Britney Spears than it did Chris Crocker. This "movie" isn't worth the time or money it will take to see it.

[undergroundstash]

@justanotherutuber3 what's the name of it? I've gotta see that.

[MikesRantPortal]

IKR?!?!? aside from that, i had no idea that guy even had "fans", i always thought people just watched leave brittney alone for comedic value or something

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

I thought Chris Crocker was a old news for over two years now, apparently not.

[Datleco]

I heard ridiculous things about the movie years ago on the radio when he was "recognized" for sticking up for Britney the way he did. I don't know why but the hosts on the radio show were saying how good of an actor he was and how he can really emote and there was a movie deal made for him. Also, that Fred kid who super chucks his voice pitch high has a few movies on Nickelodeon, saw them on the TV listings.

[justanotherutuber3]

Have you seen that vid where he tears down Britney posters from the wall because she didn't thank him for standing up for her?The shit is hilarious.

[TheSlothStyle]

This video contains truth.

[fearonthefat]

I agree with you, the fact that Chris Crocker now has a movie is just plain stupid

[IronKnuckleKO]

Could be a lot worse they could be giving Chris Chan a movie...

[yoshidragon2]

I think there's more to Chris as an individual than what you have allowed yourself to consider.

[Darkhillpic28]

@yoshidragon2 Yeah, he's an individual, a messed-up one!

[meteosurreal]

...I really don't care. He hasn't even done anything recently, let alone deserve this life story about hoe aweosme he is (, sort of like George W. Buch)

[youscrewber]

then don't pay attention to it...

[MrBlockishMark]

What?! People STILL remember this douche?!!

[misscanadarain]

ccommentary time on the bitch chris, please.

[tomboygirlP5]

@misscanadarain I already made one on him. But I set the video to private.

[ZerrickiShadow]

NO Youtube user should have a movie made about them.

[IDaCashman]

......No way. They actually did this.

Fuck Cinema! Dickens, Tolkien, Twain, HERE I COME!

[ZerrickiShadow]

@IDaCashman Not a bad idea. I need to read more.

[DragoonBoom]

@IDaCashman Goddamn, you REALLY need to read more. Citing authors that everyone and their goddamn mothers know about. How banal.

[IDaCashman]

@DragoonBoom I was citing those authors because I was trying to get a point across to anybody who read the comment. Lower your daily ego intake and have a nice day.

[IFightPriests]

wtf....I was like who the fuck is chris crocker looked up his name up on google and saw some crossdresser. WTF man wtf

[misscanadarain]

why him and not you joe? you are better then chris crocker

[LiizziieLushxo]

Does this mean I can make a TV show about flying magenta penguins in space? That seems more interesting....

[ZombieFreak21]

if society can have idiots like chris crocker get his own movie, then i want my own graphic novels and short stories published! it sickens me that the american culture idolizes stupidity. if this is what entertainment is coming to we are so screwed!

[DragoonBoom]

@ZombieFreak21 Sorry, but you've gotta have talent if you want your own shit published!

The thing is, Chris Crocker isn't making the movie himself, two other people called directors are basing the documentary based on him, hence the film being categorised as a documentary. If we can have documentaries based on the mating rituals of crustaceans, then we can have one on crazy people.

Besides, it's an indie film, so it's not just proliferated corporate shiet.

[ZombieFreak21]

@DragoonBoom i was kind of being sarcastic. and the term talent doesn't really exist anymore. why else was fred able to get his own movie.

[DragoonBoom]

@ZombieFreak21 The lovely thing about typed language is that sarcasm is really hard to pick up. Ugh. Anyways, Fred was able to get a movie and get his show on Nickelodeon because he's marketable, not because he has talent. Just look at the mainstream music industry. Plenty of marketable, talentless bullshit.

Talent however does still exist. CammehYaBams is 16 years old and he can play the piano like a mofo. It's just that people who aren't shit are buried under a sea of mediocrity

[DragonstarGames]

If you need me, I'll be on the Moon.

[KidNothing89]

Creepy... Just yesterday, I was redirected to an hour loop of him going crazy (not leave Britney alone video) and I thought "Jeez, what the hell ever happened to that guy". I now regret that I asked...

[WalkAroundDude]

Why don't they just make a movie about Britney Spears? Chris Crocker is the most pointless topic for a movie ever. Now about it, considering all of the problems revolving around Britney Spears would be a lot better then what they're planning with this shit.

[Brian192813]

Who's Chris cocker??

[DarkCreedNinja]

@Brian192813 LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!1

[striderkiwi2]

I'm just as shocked as you are inquisitive. As a film major, I question the sanity of the people incharge of this movie. His videos never contributed to ANYTHING (aside from the leave britney alone video which just showed how crazy he was incase you hadn't seen any of his other videos). Like better choices for internet fame documenteries would have been like DaxFlame, Smosh, etc.

[Darkhillpic28]

@striderkiwi2 I'm with you.

[shortwinger3]

this is the first time I've heard of Chris Crocker since that whole "leave britney alone" crap. damn it. I was hoping that that whole trend was dead and gone.

[stavrosmike]

You can't figure it out Joe? Obviously it's because he broke the creeper barrier.

He hasn't talked about Britney stuff in a while though, unless I missed something.

[LoneSamuraiGosamaru]

Wait is this true?!?!?!?!

[PreteenxBeauty]

What? What makes his life of intresting? why would there have to be a movie?

[Xplayer007]

If you go for gay, you get free publicity from places like LOLFOXNEWS, and people like the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences who say "Gay people in a movie? HOW INNOVATIVE!"

[ChristopherMac300311]

Unfortunately, the tv world & the internetz have not caught up. And this documentary is the measuring stick.

[brokinwand92]

just...just no.....no

[XrougeXpanda]

he's old news, the leave britney alone is old news i face-palmed when Fred came out (of the closet) and I'm going to kill my self because of this

[RoyalSatanas]

I'am literally punching myself in the face in horror. Chris Crocker gets a movie now, what the fuck is happening in the world today. Are the media this desperate.

[MrLegoMadness]

LINKARA REFERENCE!!!!!!

[TheBrainEnema]

and i can't stand Brittany Spears! why have some movie about her stalker. stupidity rules i guess.

[FFL2and3rocks]

People still give a shit about him? I thought his fame faded years ago.

[ninetalescommander]

Entertainment industry? That hasn't existed for years, now its just mindless, mediocre dribble.

All I can say is perhaps he's trying to follow in Fred's footsteps even though his movie sucked.

Nothing else to say since you pretty much covered everything for me.

[TheStonehill]

: Relax guys, who will honestly watch it? Not me… and most likely none of you watching this video…

[DragoonBoom]

Two things Joe:

1. At least do your research on the guy. Last time I check on Wikipedia several years ago, his life is at LEAST somewhat messed up, which would account for his abnormal personality. But it's Wikipedia, let alone the internet.

2. It's been speculated that his whole "persona" is a facade, and that he's just one massive troll.

Either way, I'm going to try to pirate the documentary when it comes out, just out of curiosity's sake.

[ninetalescommander]

@DragoonBoom

Response to number 1

Thousands of people have had a messed by Childhood and they didn't get a documentary about their life, why should this idiot?

Chris Crocker is just an attention-whore, just like Joe said.

[DragoonBoom]

@ninetalescommander Thousands? Your awareness of the world must be limited. There are documentaries of children with shitty lives. Those born in poverty, in the slums, and rich, spoilt and obese alike. Google is your friend.

Thing is, while the former two offer a harsh alternate reality, the latter and Chris Crocker could potentially yield a massive amount of lulz. All I'm saying is that instead of *shudders* hating on the guy, we can all laugh at him instead.

[ninetalescommander]

@DragoonBoom

What do you mean by "Awareness must be limited"? There are thousands of people who have had terrible childhoods and Chris Crocker is no exception.

And you're saying we should make lulz of him? Then why does it appear in your first comment that you're defending him?

[ComedyNurd]

*head-desk x 1000000000*

[KoopasRevengeHome]

heh he was channeling linkara in the beginning, neat :D

[masterminded78]

I agree Joe, I cannot believe this idiot is going to make a Chris Crocker movie. I mean who thought it was a good idea? Is it that faggot who sentenced the owner of Megaupload to prison for FIFTY YEARS!! Even though a guy who murdered, raped, and hidden a woman was sentenced to twenty years.... You know what? I still don't want the 2012 end of the world theory to be true but if it even in a slightest chance it was true then make it happen, these assholes deserved to die.

[newyoikmabsta]

And just like that, my faith in humanity is gone.

[DragoonBoom]

@newyoikmabsta Believe me, there's stuff that's a multitude times more disheartening than a simple documentary about a crazy person. Like everyone worshiping shitty games and branding it a masterpiece coughskyrimcough.

Think of it this way: it's not like Crocker was the one who wrote the damn thing; it's merely based on him. Also, it's an indie film, so it's not going to be shoved in the mainstream market. And it's possible that if it's a flop, the director's careers could fail.

[starwarsROXmy]

its gonna suck worse than britney

[Darkhillpic28]

Awesome video! Very short and sweet, and sorry that you had to suffer it thought, but yeah sorry man. And my response to the film industries, well they can make a film about anyone and anything. But to make matters worse, it was release at the Sundance Films Festival, which I don't get.

[SuperioMan3432]

wait... he's alive?

[cursemarkreid]

This really doesn't surprise me. They'll do things like this for Chris but not for you or other people like TheArchfiend or intelligent people on this website.

[airplanegod]

Oh no.....

[Sonicfan4467]

The whole movie will be him screaming "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" at the top of his lungs for an hour.

[tomboygirlP5]

WHAT ?! You've got to be kidding me ? I guess I should've not made a commnetary on him.

[rocknrollmustlive]

Honestly...I don't have a clue who Chris Crocker is...hang on, lets see what i can find...

*Googles and returns 2 minutes*

...To use what RantingRamsay used to say, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. If an internet personal is going to get this sort of thing done...make sure there's at least reasons for both the person and making it in the first place.

[TheDarkness2204]

*Epic Facepalm*

His Movie is gonna suck HARD really chris crocker really

[DrGnockerz]

*Epic facepalm*

I honestly have nothing to say, the new speaks for itself.

[animemaster139]

First we have Justin Beiber, then we have Shane Dawson and his live shows and possibly a TV show on Nick, and now a movie of Chris Crocker...the only thing that can complete the cycle of utter stupidity is if RayWilliamJohnson actually became the new host for America's Funniest Home videos and Onision get's on The Bachelor that's when I think everyone will say entertainment is dead.

[DragoonBoom]

@animemaster139 Funniest home videos? The Bachelor?

I'm sorry, but if that's your baseline for quality entertainment, then... I'm just so sorry.

[animemaster139]

@DragoonBoom That's not my baseline of entertainment that's the majority of America's entertainment.

[Epicsniper3x]

WHY!

[skilllol101]

docummentary---> extreme facepalm

[ConkerDude]

Nothing more needs to be said after 0:01. Seriously.

[anotherrandomnobody]

Why the phuck would anyone want to watch that?

[MyDestructivePath]

Can't forget Soulja Boy's documentary as well. The idiotic love their own movies when they've done barely anything or nothing for that matter.

[JefersonOliveira90]

A movie about Chris Croker?

The world is really fucked up...

[TheRandomCrazyMan]

Chris Crocker, he's still around?

[TheReporterDude]

First Justin Bieber, now Chris Crocker?? This world is going downhill fast...