How to Measure Your Penis...Without Cheating!

[TheSpongesam]

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[Ampnasty529]

I don't get it when I'm standing I'm 6 inch but when I lay down I'm 5-5.5 is that normal

[qaz122]

@Ampnasty529 same with me, i lose like an inch when i lay down. I m just going to measure it standing and say that size LOL

[DMalenfant1]

Um no, I have the right to brag at 6 inches because I get a nice rock hard cock unlike those soft and limp 7 and above pricks.

There is a reason why the average dick is 5.4 people, it is because 5.4 is perfect size to give feeling and stay hard which is what women want. Ever seen a woman use a limp dildo or soft cucumber to masturbate with?

[rockydabeast27]

Ur weird

[madmartigan124]

wow, always thought I was average, measure to these rules showed me I have and 8" dick with 6 1/2 circumference and I'm white.

[madmartigan124]

wow, always thought I was average, measure to these rules showed me I have and 8" dick with 6 1/2 circumference.

[HaloReplicas]

Fuck yea, 7,06! i grew an inch!

[dasdasist]

what if it curves to the left? i dont know which side to measure, the top of my cock or the sides?

[ashwinbhat123]

This made my day i am above average!

[Wachiga]

@pingpongkingboy

the video said round up to the nearest cm. 1in=2.45cm so close enough.

[gabrielcarena]

% is rigth

[Ninjazombie42]

The correct medical way, as done in studies, is to press the ruler against the pubic bone over the penis and all the way to the tip. The reason that you should press the the ruler in is because fat is not a factor. Girth is measured at the base of the penis.

[TheSpongesam]

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[Synaps4]

Rounded up to the nearest meter.

[Wachiga]

Sweet im exactly 7.2in so thats rounded to 7.5. Nooo doubt lol. Im still an athiest tho....

[realsixer]

plus a tip...when u put ur legs back an together it goes deeper. so if i added the 3 inches behind MY! balls i technically have a ten or 10.5 inch dick but u can only c 7.0 or 7.5 by my count . an is it so obserd to ad my .5 inch from the side when the more aroused u are the bigger it is. how do u measuer when ur penis is in a girls vagina pull out a cloath tape an measuer.. she be like wth are u doin but yah w/e i guess

[realsixer]

k u know what im 7 inches when i have a full hard on but why cant we measure on the side....ohh cause that part on the side cant go in to a girl..FUCK that. It can so

ive provin it with my own dick. plus i say measure wut u can c but not the underside

an we all have like 2 or more inches behind our balls just like u have more tooth under ur gums. i think thats bs cause my gf swears im an eight. why cus its 7.5 from the side an i can fit all u can c of it in her so HA

[kittenlover271]

I have the right to shut up

[Tune4you]

That purple thing running towards me at the end of the video scared me worse than some horror movies I've seen.

[superchargewhine]

I have a 15 inch penis.

[Scoob505]

@superchargewhine Hows that working out for you? How many women have you killed?

[33333333333333331993]

yeah nice try buddy you still wont get me to admit that im under 12

just because yours is 5

[wojeb]

Gay guys don't need large penis. It is not good for them to have it.

[Jeffy1890]

the FEMALE VAGINA IS A TUBE IT IS 3-4 INCHES. IF YOU HAVE THAT LENGTH OR MORE YOUR GOOD. HOW ABOUT THAT.

[etrax2000]

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[Moraud5386]

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[eliash1988]

To get the full size of your penis during erection you should be healthy, eat healthy and fit to start with....WHY????

1. Because a good blood flow thru your penis will give it the full length.....

2. FAT on your crotch (surrounding the penis) will hide about 1 inch (more or less) of its actual size making it look smaller (less penis sticking out)

at the end you gotta deal with what you have....but it is always good to get 100% of it....the above should help...

[CountDraculer]

mine grows

[EnlightenedEric]

i have the right to brag awesome! did I brag yet O_O

[newcoyote]

I don't get the atheist comment. Would someone explain that to me please. I dumb.

[Eezaspanner]

@newcoyote I guess he means you have the right to be against god because he smited you with a small erect penis.

[newcoyote]

@Eezaspanner Yeah. My penis so small. Condom always fall off.

[Eezaspanner]

@newcoyote I didnt mean you personally.

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[LectorSector]

ffs i was at 18 inch before this vid ... now im thinking i should go to the doctors about my inflamed testicals cause im down to a atheist now

[frankdanny1000]

thanks god i am over 5 inch..if i am under 5 inch i definitely going to be an atheist LOL

[avila48]

this is why im getting surgery on my dick soo it can be 10 inchs haha x]

[DullMirror]

niceee

[emaimon1]

lol last picture :-)

[iiRAZZERii]

yea i think the point of this vidio is to make people feel better im 14 and have a 5.5 inch

[MrBigdick81]

@iiRAZZERii Your penis is too small!!!!

[iiRAZZERii]

@MrBigdick81 THANK U MR CREATIVE NAME

[MrBigdick81]

@iiRAZZERii just kidding. i wish i had a big dick but im twice your age with a 5 incher.

[MrSotokan]

why you people measure with inch. all the world measure with cm. for god sake. thats the why you care about the size and not to exercise and move faster to make a woman into orgasm, cause you are americans and idiots and you eat all day crab patty:P. work your fat asses and stop eat fast food and make wars and you will stop have complex with your dicks. greetings from Greece (Hellas).

[Paganwarrior2000]

@MrSotokan So how's that ever growing socialist economy working out for you guys? Ohhhh, right.

[pigsnotout]

@dr4mus

Yeah right. Keep dreaming douche

[dr4mus]

My penis is 7and 3 quarters. I have had this length exactly since I was in fifth grade. I fucked my seventh grade teacher twice. I made her bleed the first time!

[SirianKings]

I have a worm of a penis, which midget chicks love it.

[seekertosecrets]

Sooo oddd!

[moemoe20092007]

WOW! IM off to the beach! yay 8"+ nd i thought mines small!

[captainwinkie81]

@moemoe20092007 yeah! went to the beach, saw some cute girls, a big wave comes by and my bathing suit falls down. they see my hard 5" inch dick, point and laugh, and walk closer and laugh some more. LOL. little dicks get all the attention!

[tyrannicalreign]

HI!!! I'm a mortician named Billy. I enjoy carrot cake and hot dog jelly. Forgot!

[AzRuffin0]

LMAOTIFOTCWILSM!!!!!!!!!!!

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[3xquisit3]

The running penis in the end lmaooo

[camsac]

if ur black u can only brag if u have over 10 inches

[TreesOfBaylor]

I'm the pillow on the couch

[Alexsteen]

FML. I'm only 4.2 inches in length. My cock is wider than it is long.... If you've ever seen Tremors.... That should provide a visual for you lol. My girth is 6.7 inches.... If you round down and round up, My width is almost twice as big as my length. I know girth matters more but 4 inches is fucking short. Most flaccid cocks are 4 inches.....

[walkertexasranger33]

@Alexsteen in tremors the worm was longer than its girth....

[Alexsteen]

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[captainwinkie81]

@Alexsteen lol. most flaccid cocks are like 5 inches!

[FanUltimate]

Penis size also changes with age. When I was 20yo my erect penis was 10,5 cms. I'm 45yo now : 25 years after, it is 9,7 cms only. Weight gain and fat accumulation in the lower abdomen that makes the penis look smaller. However, it is true that the penis shrink in both length and girth due to wear of the walls that line the penis. Erections will be less firm,

[fezzard]

and another thing his measurement has a flaw, you shouldnt be lying down to measure doing it vertically because urologist says that some blood will drain out of your penis causing a bit of a shrinkage if you want to measure optimally do it while standing up or sitting down....

[kladivous]

Hey. Mine may only be 4 inches but some women like it that thick.

But seriously that banana curve is what I got. Ladies love that shit. G-spot hitting machine!

[fezzard]

i have 8 inches and it slightly curves up and i hit the A spot frequently when they are fully aroused and tented and chicks from my experience have a more intense orgasm than when i stroke shallow to hit the G spot...

[macchef01]

@fezzard very true about the shallow strokes. the Gspot is only a vew inches in and up towards the mons venus.

[DavidTheCatholic]

@kladivous lol, I don't know what world you are living in, I have a 9 incher and the chicks LOOOOVE It, they hate small dicks, they need something big reaching those spots. They don't want someone cumming on their balls

[PenisEnlargement7]

" super-vir " the best for the enlargement

[HotlantaBoricua]

I met this guy at an Atlanta bar and he is a major stuck up douchebag! He thinks he is a major star but he is not! Lame!

[hankmiestro]

hahah funny how the avg size in these comments is about 8inch's

[Leeshizzle294]

is this the average of a 15 year old??

[toxicthug11]

wtf 7.8 datz fcked up

[iluvmydogz1997]

Stupid

[martineriksson23]

haha i can brag :D

[dwnlg565]

lmfao funny shit

[kingofkingspdg]

lmfaooooooooooooooooo if ur under 5 inches u have the right to be an atheist

[rysha101]

@kingofkingspdg HEY! I'm an atheist! :*(

[solgearx]

Just measured at 5.4 inches, wish I was 6.

[ArranAragorn]

@solgearx lol my dicks bigger than urs nd im only 14!

[scorpionkings]

You work your tongue the right way and it won't matter if you have a small dick cause she's gonna be so worked up that even a 4inch dick will hit the spot for her!

[scorpionkings]

lmao

[ChargedKreeger]

Yay, i can brag

[SmileFIN]

usually when someone sais asia, people think china or japan, because those are biggest/most known countries in asia.

[Zacattackzak]

Mine curves up, and I love it!

[nefaztor]

The whole world measure with Centimeters, why only in AMerica they use inches, and yards, and miles, and foot, Why you don´t use de metric system? it´s based in 10, it´s easier? Nobody undestand you when you talk about miles and punds, and inches...I went to USA and I didnt know my weight and height, and they got very pissed off cuase they didn´t how to make the convertion...Why you do that ?

[skjoyner]

@nefaztor it's because scholars believe God gave the measurement to build the pyrmids and it was called the pyramid inch or sacred inch and whites adopted it as the form of measurement.

[nefaztor]

Really? WOW¡¡¡ I didn`t have idea, it`s very interesting... thanks 4 sharing your knowledge. I understand now.

[PLISKEN12]

so what if 5 inchs is he norm. that only means that most men cant pleasure a woman.

[sawmassacre13]

well not size of the penis matters but what you do with it ,......if you get some experience you will understand,........hahaahahaha­a

[L3st3rv28]

plz g1ves me monies so i canz findz the cuRe for Penuis cancer plz I DON'T HAVE ANY HAIR DOWN THERE !!1!!11 DO YOU KNO(Discontinued)

[holycheezit]

Does your dick grow any bigger after 17?

[smalldickie]

i dont think so.

[omgcancer]

mine did, mine used to be 6 now its 7.5 :P and it grows about a cm every time i hav growing pains :D whch is like once a once ever 2 months

[omgcancer]

LOL people who say "ITS NOT THE SIZE THAT COUNTS, ITS HOW YOU USE IT" have tiny penises. lol

[omgcancer]

Cool, i just turned 15 and i measured last month and was 6.6 inch and now i measured and im 7.5 :P yaay. its growing. and these ppl saying shit like im 12 and its 9 inches are obvious liars :P u havnt even started puberty. maybe when your 17 it will be.

[1994england]

your obvious liar

[omgcancer]

i swear to god im not lieing .. how is that a lie.. im just born lucky, and half spanish...

[1994england]

your from japan your about 5,3ft you must be measuring with cm

[omgcancer]

im not japanese, im moving to japan, im 15 im 6ft1 almost 6ft2 and im spanish and australian... and i know what an inch is. it is 2.54 cm

[1994england]

Spanish and Australian that's got to be the gays combination i have heard lmao and how can my penis be inch is. it is 2.45 cm learn English please

[omgcancer]

english is my first langauge... and you dont make sense.. and 2.45cm? Lolwut? are u sure ur not 6 years old?

[Zacattackzak]

Dude, you're a dumbass.. What he said was ''I know what an inch is, it is 2.54cm'', how does that not make sense?

You're the stupid one!

[1994england]

Respond to this video...get a fucking life

[kanchelskis144]

For fucks sake, why do people feel the need to lie about their size over the net? It's pathetic. You're not impressing anyone.. Mine is 14 inches by the way.

[RuellAuled]

what a little penis you have then, mine is 18 inch =)

[lookn2HA]

dreaming

[RuellAuled]

lol, well DUUUUH!!!

[CYUS2892]

@kanchelskis144 Hahahaha, nice

But did you mean 14 cm? XD

[Tacotime777]

@kanchelskis144 yeah right lol

[EricaMoore10]

@kanchelskis144 OK......

[bluefang333]

@kanchelskis144 yea right make a vid and show us if your not lieing and if you dont have a camera then buy one or else thats just saying that your trying to act pro when all you got is 7 inches witch is decent

[MrLilraptor]

I'm an atheist and have an 8 incher.

[makki619]

@kanchelskis144 luky mine is 9.7

[Taraalcar]

6 inches. Awesome. It could have been much worse. I'll shut up then.

[MisteRBumbastiC]

hehe i feel sorry for am526;) uve just got 17 a couple of months ago and im 7.5 inches long and 5.5 inches width = 19 cm long and 13,86 cm around:)

[am529]

that's a "9" in my username, and you shouldn't feel sorry for me, I'm transgendered so it doesn't bother me that it's small.

[omgcancer]

thats like 2 things wrong with u ... a transgender with a 3.5 inch cock :/

[am529]

I'm 20 and mine is 3.5 inches

[ChsSami]

jahahahahhahaahahha

[smalldickie]

you sir have a small dick.

[smalldickie]

its okay little dicks can get pussy just like big dicks!

[Slacktoo]

@am529 Atheist are we?? hahahaha

[am529]

No, actually. I'm confused as to why you would think so.

[Slacktoo]

@am529 Watch the whole video and you'll understand...

[xXFREEPOKEMONXx]

W00T

13 and 8.5

Lol, don't round up to the nearest foot.

[smalldickie]

28 and 5; it's a small dick!

[survivorjunkie]

omg 7.5 inches!!!!!!!!

[hsamoht]

i am 16 and a 6 in and 5in round so im good

[samm1809]

man hbo's a seedy-ass channel

[Fourkeepz23]

its not teh size of the boat its teh motion in the ocean

[jaimec322]

if you're overweight do you push into the fat untill you touch your pelvic bone?

[Pure5Productz]

LMFAO

[dboyd1208]

o yea im borderline 7 inches....YEAH!!!!

[dboyd1208]

lol at 0:49 da man cryin

[QueenxScum]

I actually really LOL'ed xD

[philiproice]

Best line: "If you're under five inches, you have the right to be an atheist."

Very funny!

[imagrandpa]

It ain't how deep you fish.

It's how you wiggle your worm.

[imagrandpa]

I'm not saying.

But, and inch more I'd be a king,

an inch less I'd be a queen.

[sk8r3535]

wait masterbation makes ur dick bigger? haha jw

[uploaded113redone]

yep. try strangling it a couple times a week it will get bigger if you stretch it.

[thynhardz07]

Maria!!!

[uglyvause]

im 14 widd a 6 1/2 dickk

beetchs luvv me

[altairdasfaultier]

Hey im 13 and have 6,5 inches...is that good? xD

[Dufflad]

No you don't.

[ilikebigdtitis]

I did and it was 8.5 inches in length with a girth of 5.5 inches

[MoyMcNinja]

Lol!!

[gio426]

i'm 15 with a 7 so O.o

[smalldickie]

I'm 28 with a little 5 incher that looks like a little boy's compared to teenage boys with large 7 inch cocks. come fuck my gf, she wants some big cock!

[homer8777]

I f you ever get depressed about the size of your dick, go watch some asian porn. It's funny how the chicks scream bloody murder while being pummeled by those giant 3 inch asian dicks !

[pwnuloser3200]

i have the right to brag ;)

[rzcmch]

i have the right to say FUCK YOU on behalf of average and small dick men lol

[blackarrowstar]

iam 7 in

[RockLeeBdotB]

iv got the right to SHUT UP!

[trespasser4000]

am 7.5 inches but with 7 inches in girth i cant put my whole hand round my cock.that always bugged me.lol

[freakenjew]

im 15 and all i have is a ruler and my dick curves up a lil, not alot like when a girl gives me head she can make it go straight and she can do it on her knees, but when i use the ruler it says 6" so idk im just glad to hear cuz i always thought it was small, guess i just watched 2 much porn lol

(no such thing as 2 much porn)

[takelooksee]

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[predat0r92]

size doesnt matter the most

sure if its too big or too small it might be a problem,

but its more what you do with it

[rzcmch]

HOWBOUT NO!

[SunderlandAFC1001]

is a pornstars dick normal??? like were like born with a big d*ck or did they just take a enhancement or even surgery.... I'm just like how the fuck can you get a 11 inch dick LOL

[wtfan]

well note that alot of male pornstars arent that big, thats just the few out there... basic porn without these superstar guys are generally about 5 inches, but because they can use it and get hard on the spot they are pornstars

[Skelros]

non of em has a 11inch dick

[limobeans]

Im 13 and my penis is 6inch No joke Completely serious..

my mates say its small i just Laugh...

[SummerTheFuzzy]

lol, your average then. Why are you bragging??? it's nothing special mate

[pitu53]

how much are 1inch in cm?

[otherguypunchbag]

i think like 2.7 or something

[TotalNekro]

2.54

[kruz03]

lmao the ending!!!!!

[m0onst9er]

I so fucking laughed to death at the part when the subtitles said "please don't say 5 inches?"

[oldestmanonearth]

lol ive got the right to shut up thats too bad.. im still growing muthafuckass!!!

[Nielsen700]

I GOT THE RIGHT TO BRAG! AND I'M 15!!!

[theoldmew]

hmm this 18 year old gonna say u prolly 3 to 4 atm u still growing also try milking ur penis at a african tribe way of making it bigger same with using weights