Michael Colyar

[NDRonin1401]

The way he stops running at 0:45 is straight out of a cartoon!

This guy has skills

[wilnout6453]

If your stomach don't hurt or you are crying laughing or dayum near pee on yourself after listening to him. Look in the mirror and kill the first thing you see.

[jaie25]

@wilnout6453 I agree with you.....I meet him here in Houston over 10yrs ago at the mall with no body guards. The guy is real down to earth and pleasant and the women he had with him.....ohhhhhhh weee

[fsumpter]

He has the greatest jokes.

[dktedb1]

I am a Hugh fan. Mike i use to go down to Venus Beach just to see your comedy skits back in the 1980's. Your remarkable talent did so much for me at that time(I was a very lost soul at that time), going down to Venus Beach to hear you was all I had. Thanks Mike and also Thanks for being a man of your word and showing at my talent showcase yesterday(May 14th, 2011).

[doointhedoo]

dude is crazy funny. one of the best!! :)

[tjtank20]

1:29 "......*holds up statue*..yyniDIDIDUH!..." AND I DONT SAY SHIT-ELSE FOR THW WHOLE FLIGHT" lol

[444444444461]

this nigga the funniest wat the fuk he gon do to me like really wat the fk he gon do to me

[ljvocalskillz]

I just scratched what you really like..Go wash yo hands in bring me my porchops....LOL 2 FUNNY!!

[kuongjah7]

Classic Colyar...

[tubeyoukonto]

elephant mercedes joke is BEST! xD

[NosebleedDaHitmaker]

Some of y'all know that FOOD....Will change your life. Yo big ass know what I'm talkin bout LMFAOOOOOOO

[W3STCOAST3R]

the mercedes benz one XDDDDDDDDDD

[John0fusion]

his act was to talk about fat, and it happens there was some big fat guy infront of him. obviously a set up, but very funny.

[h8shunlou]

A joke can be WHACK, but if you've got delivery like Mike, you can work with anything. He remains one of my unsung heroes of comedy. 

[Sonnyxleet]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!­

[mrdezara]

well, alrite but next time u better put some mustard 2 this mutha...LOL!

[garner4christ]

I don't get the second joke O_O?

Can Someone explain to me!

[bamaboy1205]

@garner4christ

he did number 2 in the confession booth

[REALNIGGAZONE3]

@bamaboy1205 don't fucking help him lol

[Mike39831]

Damn he got my side hurting like a MOFO!!!!! Damn tha cat is funny!

[MejJalTok]

if u gott big dick, then u dont need a Mercedes lol

[nendong]

alright.. go wash your hands and bring me them pork chops..

you a god of joke

[7aki1]

hahahahaha..ohh my fing god...hahaaha..!!

[MrAppolo777]

If You've got the big dic you don need a Mercedes Benz !!!! I'm dead this man is tooo funny. !!!!

[iMBrandoo]

Saw Him At The Improv At Pachanga In Cali. Funny As Hell!

[raymiraymi]

Claremount...?... your named after a street, ok. Golden!

[JBthumpin44]

@djtwon87 he means, he didn't "sleep" with his wife... therefore he was up all night with her. ...hence.."not a wink".

[gsinghg90]

LOL at 6:05



[YankeesStadium2010]

What He Ment By "Not A Wink"? Lol

[louvett77]

@YankeesStadium2010 they had sex meaning he didnt sleep



[djtwon87]

When you got a big dick you don't need a Mercedes X

[ProtectDavid]

This guy is amazing!

[poohkbbear]

Hilarious! The best. Love him and Arnez J

[badymio]

5:10 lol joke

[watcheverything0]

I dont get the last joke!!!

[vidaa22]

@watcheverything0

they didnt sleep they just had sex all night.

[OnlyOnePrince]

I DONT GIV3 A F*** LOL

[cristofolon]

hahahah aw they're all so great hahah I didn't get the third one in the complicated series though :(

[Bigmike1for1]

@cristofolon I'll help you out. I didnt get the second one in that series? The third one was basically sayin the waitress scratched her vagina (thas what he really liked) so he said wash your hands and bring me that pork chop

[elmariachi109]

@Bigmike1for1 second... that drunk taking a dump in the confession booth... that why he asked for a paper... lol..

[cristofolon]

@Bigmike1for1 hahah yeah that's why I thought after a while but wasn't sure. Ah I'd help you out on the second one but I see elmariachi beat me to it haha But yeah the drunk just thought it was a bathroom so he asked for paper lol

[brockenberry4x]

this is live

[BakerGTD]

legend!

[lorcaliph514]

brilliant timing to his jokes.

[sethlove06]

Yooo he is HILARIOUS!!!!

[LAmUSicLifE91]

yo that 2nd part of the joke was a CRAZY mind setup!!...cause dude really didnt say anything. Micheal Colyar Is TOO intelligent.

[d11525]

I wish a nigga would do that shit at a airplaine, talking about having a voodoo doll saying I'mma make this shit go around and around lmao

[morapedi]

Bloody hilarious

[morapedi]

Bloody hillarious

[AbdullahForEver]

hes got a college edumacation folks LOL!

[nzephier]

mr colyar proved me comedically lazy >.<

[shamrock1337tm]

similar style to chris tucker

[TheEaglesfanindc]

this a funny ass underrated comic

[MaliBabe02]

he is hilarious, i love him <3 .. i need more of his comedy!!!

[tq0002]

Omg believe idd or not ths my favorite comedian!

"Yo big ass know what I'm talkin boudd!"

[annes0991]

I DON'T GIVE FUCK LOL

[NY1love]

His jokes are obviously too smart for some people. Do your thang Colyar!

[supreme236]

Another Nut in Comedy that needs help.

[midsizedwhiteboy]

Now when I say Complicated...... not till next tuesday lmao

[macceezy41]

That Motherfucka Gotta make A Decision Lmfaoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

[TEACHYOUTEEWHY]

@macceezy41 That really made me laugh too!!

[Major2219]

Man this man is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!