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  • what a stupid motherfucker

  • wow fucking lame lol i just watch a guy take an entire cig in 1 drag.. i was much more impressed

  • Cancer successfully installed.

  • Possibilities!

  • It really depends what cigarette u have cause some burn quicker than others

  • i smoke slim cigarette in 10 seconds.believe or not :D

  • pffft 35 second i kan doo homie

  • is he smoking it or eating it?

  • This video should be called, How to get cancer faster.

  • that makes me feel sick hahahahaaa

  • But arent you suposed to be smoking "slowly" and actually breathing it in 0.o

  • Thats nothing, I used to do it faster in the high school bathroom.

  • hes like my friends dad from alaska

  • Possibilities.

    

  • I smell cancer

    

  • campbells, chicken noodle... possibilites

  • SUCK THAT SHIT!!!

  • @doesnotgetanybetter Nope, only about 1/3rd left and it was one coloured cigarette, so you can't see when the filter starts. :>

  • I was once a speed smoker like you ..... then i took an arrow...... then i got lung cancer.

  • Put on your cool glasses.

  • He still had like half left

  • insta cancer

  • campbells chicken noodle possabilities

  • id like to see you some this blunt like that

  • does he think hes cool or something? fucking dumbass

  • @lardar21 This guy's a fucking retard. Any monkey can do what he did. No talent!

  • fucking dick breath motherfucker

  • so this is why it takes so damn long to get my oil changed!!

  • i know those last few hits were spicy as fuck

  • Campbells chicken noodle, possibilites

  • haha that man looks so proud at the end, dude relax, you just smoking a siggarette

  • I bet your kids are proud

  • dumbass u ganna burn ur longs

  • Achievement Unlocked: Lung Cancer 

  • This guy must be on some dope! Lol \/

  • guess who has lung cancer

  • He looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin

  • why the fucks he smoking in the first place

  • minuets later fastest person to die from lung cancer

    

  • awwwh he didnt smoke the filter:(

  • Everyone has said 'achievement unlocked' Trophy :D.. P3 is shit though.

  • fastest projectile vomit haha

  • Achievement Unlocked: Cancer

  • @bear9672 Achievement Unlocked: Unoriginality

  • disgusting 

  • thats easy make your own cig, dont pack it good and just take long drags

  • "Campell's chicken noodle soup, possibilities!"

  • :40 joe dirt

  • his lungs are charcoal

  • Smokin Joe Camel Says Hello From Hell You Asshole! lol

  • i guess this is how older people have fun

  • this guys not the brightest crayon in the box

  • Congratulation! you just succesfuly installed Cancer!

  • Welcome to the joyful world of lung cancer. May I take your hat?

  • let me edit that tittle for ya: worlds fastest poisoning.

    thar ya go much better.

  • disgusting

  • thumbs up for campbells soup

  • Gross

  • his lunges must look like paradise

  • That's a waste of a cig. Smh

  • hes not inhaling. pussy

  • achievement unlocked- badass

  • thumbs up if yo heard the Campbell's soup commercial in the background!

  • his cough sounded like "Guten TAG"

  • in my old school we had to smoke like that because of the teachers

  • GOD DAMN

  • Only in the matrix

  • achievement gained: nothing

  • arent you a little old to be smoking to impress your friends?

  • achievement unlocked: hair cancer

  • dont pass him the blunt

  • @FabiboriPR ahahahahah epic 

  • @FabiboriPR i wont

  • @FabiboriPR You're so cool. You know about weed. ...

  • @HenusM can't get a top comment?sad

  • @FabiboriPR You actually think I give a shit about getting a top comment and you clearly do. Then you call ME sad? Think about it, dumbass.

  • @HenusM you are funny.. you get all mad and shit, trying to insult me and I bet that in real life you are such a pussy.

  • @FabiboriPR I'm not trying to insult you. Well to an extent I am, but my point is you are calling me sad, because you thought I was trying to get a top comment? And you already had one and were somehow trying to make me jealous? I don't know. People who call people pussy's are generally pussy's themselves though. Just my two cents.

  • @HenusM ok

  • @FabiboriPR I'm giving this man five blunts. He'd be high as fuck xD

  • what has the world come to.

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  • World's fastest dead man.

  • Wow. I bet u suck a mean dick to faggot.

  • Minuets later, he also broke the record for fastest shit..

  • @sublime88sublime Lmao my buddy was telling me the other day how cigarettes make you have to shit like 10x worse.

  • Let see how fast he can run a mile now --

  • hey now go see how quick you can polish off a bottle of Tylenol PM dipshit

  • I'm 16 and I can go faster and finish the whole thing

  • @markelliott12345

    proud?

  • RIP - mbeecker.

  • whatta boss

  • LMAO backround music... possibilties

  • smokers are jokers

  • No one living in America can say "have fun dying" or judge him at all. We live in a country that glorifies eating, drinking, and smoking. And most likely everyone indulges on one or more.

  • you lose. i just watched a dude smoke a cig with one hit.

  • Cambell's Chicken Noodle, possibilities.

  • Damn, I would never share a Jay with you

  • NO LIFE.

  • and your proud of this why ?

  • a mate of mine could do this. he learned from smokin at school 

  • Nasty, tobaco is wacko! Weed ftw! Lol don't mean to hate. You are fast though.

  • If we're lucky the car was running

  • he should've done that with a cigaweed

  • hahaha ur gonna die

  • CAMBLES CHICKEN NOODEL SOUP!

  • r u totaly smoked out brah

  • CIGARETTES ARE GAY

  • thumbs up for cambells chicken noodle soup

  • best way to get high

  • you're inside - you can take off your sunglasses. nothing can make you cool doing this

  • I can smoke faster and Im 20 years old? :D

  • Welcome to fucked up lungs CLUB

  • Lmfao chicken noodle soup commercial going on in the background

  • do that with a L of kush then see how u feel

  • Congrats! You now have the World Fastest Growing Cancer! :)

  • He got cancer in 27 seconds BABY!!!! Beat that Andy!

  • Get this guy some weed

  • theres a reason hes bald..

  • @pupup893 It's 'cause he smokes. Has nothing to do with the fact that he's a 30 year old man.

  • bitchass nigguhhhs fuckk all yall lameee ass fagetss

  • uglyynigguhh'

    

  • we used to chief them like that in the boy's bathroom in high school. you'd get a good ringing in your ears. but yeah, war stories are stupid, and killing yourself daily is not a good thing

  • Worlds fastest cancer

  • @Rezoluzion i was about to say that.

  • love the background music

  • Fuck that I wanna see I vid of him rolling a blunt in the fastest time.

  • This is the typical conversation with this guy.

    You -Puff puff pass right man.

    Him- fuck that Im neo bitch

  • achievement unlocked: lunge cancer

  • @IamF4de i didn't see him lunge at all

  • @helpfullguy00 lol i see what you did there

  • @IamF4de sooo, it makes you lunge uncontrollably/until you die?

  • @IamF4de its funny because you spelled lung wrong i get it haha

  • @jakekvandecar jesus... i got like 10 pm´s in one week because i spelled it wrong... GG @everybody who can spell it right but i am not from america and know every word in english . sry

  • @IamF4de it's spelled lung you idiot

  • @IamF4de lung**

  • Wow, thats amazing. He will get lung cancer in less than half of the regular time... duh...

  • That's FUCKING disgusting.

  • how fast can you get cancer?

  • achievement unlocked - cancer

  • @TheFrigginAwesome

    Ya, I haven heard that before

  • @TheFrigginAwesome you strole tht of the last page asshole thumzez up if you agree

  • pass that shit o wait its canser i want budahh

  • maybe if you did that with a joint it wouldn't be pointless..

  • @tyronnebigumms word.

  • @tyronnebigumms kevin?

  • @Mystix442211 no..

  • i can smoke a cig faster than that and i am 16 wtf thoe i think imma stick to ma ganja

  • You suck you pussy

  • Yeah just throw it anywhere, I'm sure your house won't catch on fire.

  • my record 22 seconds

  • Why is there never like a "Fastest salad eater" or "Longest time spent without watching tv" challenge or something like tht where it's a healthy challenge for once??

  • more like half a cigarette...

  • This is the equivalent of saying "watch how fast I chug a beer" and then just pouring it into your mouth and letting it leak out and go down your shirt. You didn't really drink the beer fast you just poured it out.

  • Well sure, if you don't inhale...

  • i think i could do pretty damn fast if i just held it in my mouth and blew out you didnt even inhale it...thats not smoking a cig

  • Achievement unlucked: cancer

  • @R0FLCoptur Achievement Unlocked: Go to fucking school and learn how to spell

  • @ItzTriixY

    it was a typo calm down jeez

  • I want some chicken noodles soup.

  • this vid shut be called

    HOW TO GET LONG CANCER WHIT IN MINUTS

    stick to weed mmm a joint

  • damn. i'd hate to see him when he gets stressed out.

  • thats some thing you should be proud of!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • mum would be so proud

  • Hes gotz da cancahhh

  • fake he is not even inhaling it all the way...-_- puss

  • congrates your prize is........... lung cancer!

  • cambells chicken noodle possibilities

  • i would wanna kill this dude if i ever smoked a blunt with him

  • This is stupid!

  • have fun dying

  • Your dumb