The Twelve Dirty Days Of Christmas

[FallenDarkAngelice]

Wait a minute. I listened to this for a minute and then I died (again) of compleat and utter laughter.

[milesboo123]

did i hear kids no or did i

[MultiZacb]

FIVE MOOOTTTHHHEEERRR FUUCCKKEERRRRRRRRS

[castledavid136]

My teacher accidently played this to the class so i sang along :D

[assin92]

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[Tim92G]

what the hell it sounds like the audience is all kids lol wtf

[tdvestal1]

ROB ZOMBIE!!!!

at least it sounds like it...and only he would make this song fun

[SwAGDoNt4PrIiSmE]

SO funny 5 motherfucas lol 4 a$sholes

[2jasmincubias101]

WAT THE HECK

[SexyFutherMucker]

Five Futher Muckers tears come down face from hard laughing.

[chicagobreed502]

did it say 2 brass balls then 2 tons of tits?

[Aronasful]

@chicagobreed502 Coke Suckers ;)

[DualShotVids]

i thought i had headphones in when i watched this..

[schizoidboy]

Pear tree... sounds like something that needs to be scientifically studied for anthropological purposes.

[ashleyisnowhere1]

lmaooooi love this XD

[bohemianvegan]

that crowd is insane

[xmoder23]

12, 11 ,12, 7, fuck you ROFLMFAO

[aluminumkitty]

haha he does another called skeeter on my peter.. hilarious !!

[XxReconxX2014]

Santa's lucky... he knows where all the naughty girls live. xD

[MrFrenchj]

that picture is my youtube picture!

[kevinkerr123]

gotta love lying mother fuckers :) taking credit look up john valby you will love him

[stvo3p]

John Valby sings it

[solidboyz]

Fuck You! Hahahaha

[luvthetunesmannn]

Hey, its my uncle don singing! yea, he wrote this for me...

[brieanne69]

Sounds like Bob and Tom :D



[ValenHighwind]

this is a great song!!

[TheBigMan0706]

who sang this?

[AABaterys]

@TheBigMan0706 i think its dennis Learry

[RankielGuitar]

you're definitly going to hell!!! (me too! XD)

[XIPALFERIX]

3:49... WE GET THE POINT!

[XIPALFERIX]

I these every day, cos I wished it was Christmas every day.. Be careful what u wish for!

[Chicagobearfan2010]

lmao

[Bmans1959]

Merry Christmas!!!

[bonjovigirl2011]

lol fucking great

[belgordo205]

lol funny

[Sambosambo1994]

playing this a Christmas

[jblogs1000]

crap

[eminem8791]

12 12 fuk u!!

[TheCAD66]

Fuck you. im skipping some of this shit.

[romanj24]

lawls WIN!!!

[tsrwalltucky]

DR. Dirty, aka John Valby!!  Saw him live in Detroit, Great Show!!!!

[wattup96]

u should make a video with the lyrics!

[lv2011grad]

"FIVVVVVVE MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKERRRRRRRRRS"

[HAHAministries]

Did you also say, hmm it is good?

[axewound661]

Could have been good. He fucked it six ways till sunday along the way though.

[hellspawn435]

I think thios would be offensive to sing in a church. Hence I love it and am learning it >.<

[lee198969]

only one person could do this John Valby

[paskin52]

who is singing this

[pelicanp00]

I think it's best, I avoid Carols this year.

these lyrics are going to be hard to forget !

[Scathac24]

We're all fucking seals lol

[HamiltonCityMan]

LMAO

[MrCrazyh81]

could be better

[chiefpotowomut]

and a hum job in a pear tree!

[Sladefan789]

JOHN VALBY!!!!



[hitgirl40]

Tickled me :0

[chylecid]

ahahahahahahaha even the kids know this hahaha LMFAO

[Kapeena1]

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS WHEN IT IS ALMOST CHRISTMAS?!! :O

[cryogenesis007]

hahahaha on the 6th day of Christmas my bitch gave to me 6 sack of shit hahahaha that is a fucking classing tune

[tangleleap]

LMFAO

[buffyslayer30]

funny.

[Noblity54]

lol lol lol lol this is great not bad just not for kids

[moyerman2000]

@Noblity54 dpends on their sense of humor

[2000harrypottergirl]

This is so stupid don`t you think

[FreyadaLazanzara]

Who sung that?

[truejaggededgefan]

:)

[eddiebear100]

Why can't this be the official 12 days of christmas song,it's great.

[misscutiepie522]

lol the sing along for the song: "FIVE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! (x100)

[Greenkittehz]

I'm singing this for meh talent show, by the way im 11

[FreyadaLazanzara]

@Greenkittehz lol GO U!!!!!

[Greenkittehz]

@FreyadaLazanzara Haha ,thx!!!

[firstalice1]

FFFFFFFFFIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEEE MOTHER FUCKERS! HELL YEAH!

[aaronhinsley]

on the last da of christmas NOOO on the the 12th NOOO fuck you yeah man i want to skip some of this shit hahahahahaahah

[Mrjerklicker123]

GENIUS!

[Professor6871]

Sounds like my office Christmas party there.

[Kyaris]

lol yeah it is 4:20! 

[bloodgore4]

Its jackass christmas

[mdfslfllf101]

FUCK YOU LMAO 

[mdfslfllf101]

are the saying hand job in a pear tree > or hung job i cant make it out

[WoWPaladin6900]

@mdfslfllf101 Actually he is saying Hum Job, hence the term 'hummer' in reference to what Bill Clinton allegedly received in the Oval Office.

[Kissbeatzbieber321]

@WoWPaladin6900 What is a hummer?

[Professor6871]

@Kissbeatzbieber321 Its a that bellyaches out petrol that fucks the environment up.

[Kissbeatzbieber321]

@WoWPaladin6900 what is a hummer

[MistysJournal]

@Kissbeatzbieber321 its a blow job where you hum whileyou performing it.

[mdfslfllf101]

@WoWPaladin6900 oh ok thanks yea it was kinda hard for me to make it out i cant hear to good

[Ra1nDr0p5]

how awesome

[BAH5790]

anybody notice that this song is 4:20 minutes long?

[Professor6871]

@BAH5790 is that most notable thing about this song then the time it runs?

[fatgyrl]

@BAH5790 because they keep getting hung up on 5.... lmMFao

[HAHAministries]

@BAH5790 Yes, I did and I said, hmm it is good.

[102badchick]

i love this wat de rasshole

[darkslashblade21]

fhjggijg

[rawrsaysitoyou]

lmao that the funniest thing ive heard in a long while

[66TraciK]

lmao

[ChristinHolt]

My mom & I is sing to this song we are laughing to it wow we are sing it xD

[BonJoviLoverLASHY]

LOLL X'D you got me singing allong X'D

[JZCase]

oh my gosh!! LMAO!!!! HAHAHAHHAhA it sounds like kids are singing along!! LMAO!!

[ChristinHolt]

@JZCase It does lmao

[mdfslfllf101]

@JZCase  i think they really are LMFAO

[LilMissTuttyFruitie]

@JZCase haha it really does xxx