Homestuck Trolls - That's Your Horoscope For Today

[mewofepicness]

Homestuck Meetup:

Date: June 20th, 2012

Time: All Day

Location: any and every Mcdonald's

Spread the word!~ All Homestuck fans without plans please gather, you can cosplay, but I can't force you. If you can't manage a cosplay you could always wear a zodiac charm or bring a lemonsnout to show other fans you're there. Let's see how many fans there are, and give so many nuggets to Tavros!~ Hope to see yall!~

[HollyleafShadows]

I'm friendly and my head will be impaled on a stick?!

[RoneZoner]

Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding?! D:

[2KingdomHearts345243]

Relaed videos: Bucket Song >_>

[tomasfourhorns]

I definitely will NOT try to shove a roll of ducttape up my nose while trying to take my driver's test.

[kuramasan]

I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE! AHAHAHAHAHHA!

[fishpunnery]

@kuramasan PISC-ES FOR-EV-ER!!! yea) (.

[THEBIGBANGTWO]

stupid freak: HEY LOOK A WINDOW!!!!!

[ZZzzNapzzZZ]

ive never loved being a capricorn more than today

[iceegirl121314]

*cries about it*

[Roareye]

Homestuck </3

[Koga34]

SCORPIO. <3

[Ziggyfan325]

Is it just me, or dose more than half work right for there personality?

[mysterioso2006]

Kanaya's was perfect. xD

[MrGeicos]

Never leave the house again?

Seems legit.

[battynerd]

@minimesnowflake Homestuck: the greatest thing to ever happen to the world and a web comic all in one!

[minimesnowflake]

Please tell me what is homestuck?

[RedHairedRiot]

^ THIS

[ScorpionWing16]

Eat a BUCKET of tuna flavored pudding? :OO

:33> *ac absconds furrfully*

[Alternithumbound]

No, I do not have naked pictures on my wall, nor do I have any friends at all. Thanks anyways.

[Alternithumbound]

Scorpio has low self-esteem? *cough*Vriska'saTavrosinside*c­ough*

I love whoever sang this for hitting it spot on with Equius and porn.

[stimpi93535]

@Alternithumbound im pretty sure this song is sung by weird al yankovic

[MrCheckersmcgee]

@Alternithumbound sounds like weird Al Yancovich

[janetsuchan]

anyone know a link where i can read the official Homestuck? I mean i don't know who they are but they seem do GODDAMN INTERESTING. i want to know more about who they are...I would appreciate it :3

[Alternithumbound]

@janetsuchan Google 'Homestuck'. It's the first link.

Good luck, you're gonna need it... But hey, if you stop at some time, don't hesitate to come back again. I took a break from it for several months, came back later and loved it to bits.

[janetsuchan]

@Alternithumbound

A break? Is it bad or something?

[midnandlinkforever]

@janetsuchan Oh and the trolls aren't there at first :3 But don't skip the beginning, it's very important! It's worth the wait! The beginning is boring to most(I liked it myself), but you won't get the puns and stuff later on. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

[janetsuchan]

@midnandlinkforever

Oh wow, thank you so much for responding back to me! :D alright i'll make sure i read every detail...seems like a lot though ^^ but i'm begging to know more about the trolls!

I'll just have to be patience :D

[midnandlinkforever]

@janetsuchan I was just like you when I started reading. But it's really worth it to know what's going on when you do get to them. :D

[stimpi93535]

it went so well with equius lol

[killercoco29]

Capricorn

IS RIGHT.



[Blankstate]

Mind blown.

[CoeurlToy]

Oh God Equius

[MapleRockerz18]

:33> tuna flavoured pudding sounds puuuurrfect

[BellaFreak98]

Lord of the dance >8DD

[Taurumini]

whelp I'm never gonna find true happiness

[poemarks123]

iM NEVER GOING TO FIND tRUE hAPPINESS,,,}:'(

[TheSiaxpuppy]

D: o-on a s-s-stick DX I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!

[sk8jm5]

D--> please excuse me

D--> i have something to do

[TheAcousticApple]

Waiting for my horoscope...

Yes...

Almost there...

Yes...

*three seconds later*

..?

Come again..?

[MistressJayPom]

Wwho wwould evven lick a bus

[silverzgirl]

Hahahahaha Goodbye promotion.

[Mikedahunter777]

but i dont wanna spend a week faced down in the mud

[emootaku7363]

Brb I need to lock my doors & windows

[mew2233]

Just because I am a Pieces does not mean I want to be the true lord of the dance.

I wanna lick a bus,go back to sleep,get a javelin through my chest,spend my week face down in the mud,eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding,get my head impaled on a stick,laugh so hear my appendix explodes,fall out a window,kill everyone,lock my doors and windows and NEVER leave my house again!~

[Ashxmina]

o_0 so my head will be on a stake?

[CookieMONSTERisFULL]

@Ashxmina No, A steak. :D It's all good, bra'.

[TallestRainbow]

So what does it say about me that my horoscope is 100% true? :3

[WarriorPrincessMar1]

SCORPIO

:P

[MeowimkittyX3]

funny thing is, i already licked a bus....(it wwas a dare)

[SecretCheesecake]

Lord of the Dance 38D

[Faygoforwin798]

BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF THE WEEK FACE DOWN IN THE MUD.

[13opals]

@Faygoforwin798 FCG: WELL, IT HAPPENS, SO STOP CRYING ABOUT IT.

[MissiCupcake553]

My fiancé will impale my chest with a javelin...

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[MissiCupcake553]

NUUUUU MY IPOD FLAGGED THE VIDEO

GOD DAMMIT APPLE

[Mikuuchu]

A "bucket" of tuna flavored pudding. I like this song and Homestuck. xD

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

MoThErFuCkInG CaPrIcOrN :o)

[TheViv2001]

for me laughter is the best medicine. they said to remember that when something happens to my appendix!? I'm a Libra!!!

[GeekGirll]

awwww my friends are laughing behind my back, i'm a sagittarius.

[TON1CAM]

0:12 Aquarius 0:22 pisces 0:32 Aries 0:43 Taurus 1:14 Gemini 1:24 Cancer 1:34 Leo 1:45 Virgo 2:34 Libra 2:46 Scorpio 2:56 Sagittarius 3:07 Capricorn Your welcome?

[MYSTER1OUSkate]

no happiness for me :(

[MiniMe030411]

Dance Lord, Hell yes CB

[oreo1419]

Well guess I have to eat tuna and photocopy my butt YEAH! What normal people do 8D. Yeah Leo and I do like cats

[Hikari1219]

Well those friends laughing behind my back better watch out then...

[AmporaSwwag]

NO I WILL NOT GO FACE FIRST INTO MUD FOR A WEEK...

[Sk8terboi7878]

I can't tell if it's ironic that in the suggestions it says "The Bucket Song"...

[OuranBleachVamps]

I've always loved this song.

how have I ignored this.

I

I don't even

[MrThatjerk]

Them nekkid pics are staying up and i already killed my friends

[Draconicqueen]

.....I'm taking my driver's test this week. I will remove the duct tape from my car and avoid the muddy parks nearby.

[Draconicqueen]

@Draconicqueen Not really.

[ChibiTigerFly]

I'M GOING TO KILL MY FRIENDS NOW

[faygoman123]

All my friends are laughing behind my back?!?!?!?! Well.... Shoot

[eeveetastic]

I'll never find true happiness? NOOO!!!! But I woke up to a bunch of noises today then went back to sleep though!

[Shadearrow12]

i'm the lord of the dance. fuck you guys.

[silverzgirl]

A promotion is around the corner for someone more talented than me. My life.

[kckinsmcg]

my friends are laughing at me behind my back?! *gets machine gun*

[ElectraTokiwaFR]

Hmm.. so I am going to fall out a window soon.. I need to work on my low self-esteem issues, and I am offically considered a stupid freak? LOL alright, I guess I can accept that. XD

[BluYoshi9001]

But... I don't play Whack-a-Mole!

[RedCookie3]

I'M A CANCER SOOO I'M GONNA GO STICK MY FACE IN MUD BYEE

[AnarelHaeran]

I am a Sagittarius.

...

I need a towel...

[PepiCrack]

well time to kill my friends. . . HAHAHAHAHA!!! the naked pictures stay though, i dont care what you say!!

[Liki456]

I'm a gemini...

Well. Thats that.

*goes to buy a bunch of gas relief pills*

[HinataIsJustLikeMe]

The funny part about this is that a majority of my friends (including me) are Virgos

[HappyGizmo993]

Why do I have to get a javelin in my chest -___-

[NitrogenMiracle]

Tavros was pretty accurate.

....Time to kill my friends, be right back.

[theultimatedonut]

Mom, I'm going outside! (Mom: Why?) Gonna go lay face down in the mud for the rest of the week.

[Fiabug]

Why Do I have to be a Aquarius XD

[AntefixA]

It's one second too short.

[lethraxin]

@AntefixA It's about the trolls; it's exactly two minutes too short.

[ViviBlackmyst]

I will do my very best not to shove a roll of duct tape up my nose while taking my driver's test XDDD

This video is hilarious, awesome job

[SomeRandomArtist]

Well, time to lock my doors and windows and never never never leave my house again. :o\

[konataakira]

Proud to be an aries

[lucyha10]

I'm sort of dissapointed it didn't say that a taurus would get the javelin through the chest... it just would've been so canon.

[kodielise]

@valorform123 ya go geminis!!

[ChibiTigerFly]

I'm Equius >:D

[glaceon101able]

Virgo

[chelsiefc]

AHAHA. THIS MADE MY MONTH. o uo b

[TheRatzNezt]

Oh my glob. I'm reading MS Paint Adventures now and I can't wait till I get to the parts with the trolls!! XD

[davexterezi]

Why is this the most beautiful thing I've ever seen :'D

[11iluvpurple]

♥♦♣♠ ♈ ♉ ♊ ♋ ♌ ♍ ♎ ♏ ♐ ♑ ♒ ♓ ♠♣♦♥

[valorform123]

Oh god my explosive flatulence ruined another birthday!!!! ii am 2ollux, yeah boii!!

[theflotingheadproduc]

I got Gamzee!^^ i'm a Capricorn!!!!

[snowwolfwinter]

So I should kill all my friends if them make fun of me lol --- is a sagatarius

[ominiticgaming]

Heh, kinda funny, but I was wishing I'd find a video of this at work today. Also kinda funny, is that a dick that I work with will probably get a promotion even tho I work harder. Best part? I'm a Libra. o-o

[AdieuOphelia]

All Virgos are friendly and intelligent... Except for me. And then my head is going go be severed from my body and placed on a stake.

Well fuck...

[justthereIguess]

I am the true lord of the dance.

[wolf16awesome]

i thought Kanya was Scropio??

[AnimeCrazee13]

@wolf16awesome I kinda assumed Vriska was Scorpio because of her obsession with spiders and 8. XD

[SilverStarlight21]

So I'm nEvEr to LEaVe mY hOuSe aGain?

mOthErFuckiN CooL, BrO...

[DamienBakura]

B-but, my appendix already got taken out...

[RomanianVampyre]

MY 4PP3ND1X 1S GO1NG TO BURST TH1S W33K?

W3LL SH1T.

[Brok3nC4rrot]

APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE

[vanillastar011]

im a leo and proud of it :) thumbs up if your a leo too

[kckinsmcg]

*stabs friend in chest* STOP LAUGHING AT ME D:D:D:D:D:

[CrazyKirlia]

H3H3H3, 1'M A L1BRA. TH1S 1S AW3SOM3.

Or, If You Count Ophiuchus, I Am Technically A Virgo, Which Is Still Very Cool.

now there's a bUnch of confUsion over patron trolls, thoUgh.

[piplup1662]

wait,so I should stay face down in the mud and I'll take my drivers test at THIRTEEN??!woah,I must be sneaking in and getting that thing done,heir blind and can't tell I'm thirteen o-o

[caloogster]

*scoots away from window* I love Homestuck until they get into the time-traveling mindfuckary. then I get literal headaches. when Sollux eats the mind honey is what happens to me when Husse gets confusing with the time travel. =/ maybe you have to be smart to understand all of Homestuck, which would explain why I feel so confused ='D

[PunkerHeart]

a baaaad day to be aquaius

[destructiondragon360]

thii2 ii2 2o un2toppably 2tupiid

fart2 arent that dii2a2trou2

fuck thii2 bull2hiit

...why am ii 2tiill typiing thii2 2hiit?

2crew you all

[Robloxmaker2313]

I'M A CANCER -_-

[starshine8139]

THE LEO HOROSCOPE IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECTION! <33

[fantalimone3991]

i love this video!! XD Go Libra! =D

[CHIBIjapapino]

im an aquarius -_-"

[CaptainSeaWolf]

Oh God, this is the video that got me into Homestuck ,watching it brings so much memories back <33333333

[MrThatjerk]

I must kill my friends laughing ehind my back NOW

[Inufan20]

My friend: I love horiscopes there always true ^-^

Me: No there not >.>

My friend: O yeah? I'm a sagittarius, wut r u?

Me: I'm a capricorn?

Sagittarius=Equise  Capricorn=Gamzee

My friend:...............STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!

Me: ???????

[Shadow42lol]

I'm a scorpio

[SilentTeacher2009]

im 4 Lybra

[kidicarus123pit]

Woooot Sagittarius! --I->

[ZachTheUnholy]

Pisces. 

[puppylover41925]

:( tw0 days away from a taurus

[StudioGnoj]

I'M CANCER, YOU ASSHOLE

[TimTheShorty]

Fucking hilarious. Cancer. No explination needed.

[FranchusDeMileo]

Pisces ) (ere!

[MissyMissKitty]

I find it ironic that I'm a Cancer, yet I'm almost nothing like Karkat. I'm more like Tavros :\

[TheDrunkPrussian]

I'm Libra :D

[StudioGnoj]

I'M CANCER! FUCK YEAH

[DiscoBear101]

uuhhhh..... Im a Sagittarius.... so.... yeah...

[random5X]

@DiscoBear101 I know how you feel.. e __e

[DiscoBear101]

@random5X yeah... u must be one than... its.... weird... knowing I got him...

[random5X]

@DiscoBear101 Yup.. It is very much.. Unpleasent e__e

[Mespritroth]

@random5X -P01NTS 4ND L4UGHS- 4H4H4H4H4H4H444 /1S T3R3Z1

...actually he's my favourite :l bluh 

[random5X]

@Mespritroth Its not like i hate him XD!! I think he's cool.

[Asteronoiks]

@DiscoBear101

I wish I were Sagittarius, Equius is ohhh so manly jegus i cant continue on writing.

[Lone88Wanderer]

T)(is song is accurate! }8D I AM the lord of the dance! )(oroscopes are sometimes fis)(y, but not t)(is one!

[Nikkiperson1337]

ii'm a Gemiinii and my biirthday wa2 ruiined by miind honey

[MeowimkittyX3]

wwhat the hell? im a Aquarius

OTL XD I love this Video

[TiniWuzHere]

i'm a capricorn and i'm never gonna leave my house again..... :o)

[OfTheTreeFolk]

Welp, guess I better lock my doors and windows and cry myself to sleep.

[hugs4gir]

I'm so gonna remember this entire song by heart...

NOW, WHERE WAS I?!

[hugs4gir]

"Aw virgos arre Extremely friendly and intelligent, EXCEPT FOR YOU!"

AW THANKS 8ITCH

[hugs4gir]

Horoscope?

More like Horrorscope.

[xHalfbreedxKatanax]

This was the first Homestuck video i have ever seen :D

[fireonthesnow]

Strangely accurate xD

[KitsukoDa]

I R-EALLY LIK-E F-EF-ERI, YEA)(.

[KouskeUeki]

So my fiance will hurl a javelin through my chest... HOLY SHIT I GET ENGAGED!? AWESOME!!

[hugs4gir]

Watch out for stakes today:

Check.

[MrBooker15366]

HoNk

hOnK

[OddishThing18]

For some reason, this comic annoys the hell out of me.

[bioshock2121]

this is just awwsome now il check my wwounderful quadrens

(moment later) ... Cod im still despret

[Macalthehedgebat]

I think i know what Hussie was listening to when he thought of the trolls

[BowHunter538]

@RandomPokeGirl google homestuck and it should be the first link.

[BowHunter538]

@Kittywolfspirit So do I D:

[RandomPokeGirl]

Um... sorry to be so noobish about this but... where can I read this comic? :S I really wanna read it...

[tamama7000]

Fuck I'll never find true happiness? Oh well, not unexpected! XD

[fussyFangs]

@tamama7000 me too



[Kittywolfspirit]

I don't want to get my head impaled upon a stick. D:

[blackXbutterflys]

@Kittywolfspirit Nither do I.... *Hides under bush*

[CrimsonKunoichi01]

Taurus: forever alone.

[libertycreationtv]

WH4T NOW?

[sirensaurus]

I love this so much. ;u;

[ikunoichi1]

I'm A Virgo.