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  • ''i weigh 240pds'' ''woah!''

  • he really adapts his material very well for different crowds. because louis the greatest.

  • "a fat baby and a dead dog"

  • "Number 7"? I don't get the reference. Help out a retarded Louis fan :(

  • What the fuck are you idiots talking about?

  • "Where?" lol

  • Thanks to the soldier for capturing this piece and bringing it to the world for everyone to enjoy. I may not agree with the US's stance on war, but I appreciate your service to this country, the sacrifice you make and commend you for accepting the risk involved. You are a legendary member of society and you my friend are a winner!

  • I wish he still did the "old west pay for everything with a coin" bit. I love the half-assed cowboy accent he uses in it.

  • "theres hot girls everywhere" "wheree?" lolol

  • I really dig Louis C.K.

    Funny guy. Glad to see he took the time to entertain the troops.

  • Very funny video!

  • Callofdutydufus, you got issues buddy get some help. I wasnt talking about races u dumb bastard.

    Got a chip on your shoulder dont cry to me prostate banger. I was clearly talking about just sex. Understand Corky????

  • @DanglinSausage Hey Latinos are white they come from eroupe portugal,Spain,France,Italy,Th­e only reason why some are not all white is cause a latinos mixed with indians and blk's and asian when the explored the world so read a book tard boy.

  • Its eavesdropping cause Im not talking to you numbnutz, read again and comprehend genius.

    If you like old fat wrinkly ass thats your problem buddy sick twisted bastard

  • What the fuck are you rambling about?

  • the fuck do you care eavesdropping son of a bitch, you looking for attention?, go fuck a cow fuckface

  • It's not eavesdropping when everyone can see it and I can't find your mother so if you want me to fuck a cow you'll have to give me a way to contact her.

  • nice ass with a gun in camo? oh god that's almost my dream

  • its funny because this is his famous conan o brien bit when he was still working on it and perfecting it. then on conan he got it perfect and fucken killed it

  • smoke a joint and relax....you obviously are more of an Oprah fan and I have no idea why you would watch this. Other than that don't come to Canada and sully our country, oh and stfu.

  • Barly? Roll your mexican weed and I'll fill my zigs with Nebula...oh wait, that's right, you're a third world country when it comes to rolling papers......instead you should go super size your meals you fat ass, poor excuse for a human being.

  • that didn't even make much sense. ill just assume your trying to insult me. bitch your pink lungs couldn't handle what im smoking. do you even know what preemo is? at the end of the day im a bad ass getting payed and laid and your still a Canadian with i tiny pecker.

  • wow your cool because you smoke marijuanna

  • HAHAHAHAHA Winter in texas! What a joke! Oh jeez what do you guys get down there 2 inches in February? That must be soooo unpleasant!

  • wow man what are you talking about lol? by the way the united states invented the Blunt, fuck rolling papers you fucking pussy.

  • hahahaha, your claim to fame is an I.Q. test when you were nine?!  That's hilarious, you've lived a terribly boring, uneventful and certainly useless life.

  • read the whole conversation if your going to comment on it. i was never bragging about it just defending myself. but you can think what ever you want. yes im sure my comment gave you an incite into my entire life good job

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  • What a douche near the mic. Was that the camera-holder? "Where?" he says.

    Spare us your shitty commentary. Let the comedian do the comedy.

  • the dudes fighting for your country lol your just some retard watching free comedy

  • their not fighting for our country they are dieing for our war machine. The war machine prints money for the rich, and it runs on the youth of America. And patriotism covers up the facts of the matter. your a fool and if the country continues to be like you we will all be fucked. This shit has got to change. Chine is going to dominate the world soon. Just think about how many people America fucked with while it ruled the world. Chine is going to be so much worse. This is the transition of power

  • hahaha your ridiculous rant just made my day.. Your fucking pathetic. My comment had nothing to do with the politics of america I was just annoyed by the faggot complaining about being able to hear the audience when their watching this comedy for free. your a fucking retard, your not smart, get over yourself. FAGGOT

  • im not smart? mk w/e makes you happy . kind of pointless to say as the system has been telling me im very smart since i was in first grade .although you have no idea who i am so your judgment of my intellect is based on nothing at all. o and yes im a fagot because homosexuality is an insult to you.. well not to me.. i tell you what would be insulting would be if someone said i was like you and made ridicules statements like you did about these troops fighting for our country.

  • i dont mean faggot as in homosexual. Your a faggot. your just a faggot, man. I thought you hated the system, who cares if they say your smart? you hate them and still want their approval hmm

  • i didn't want ther approval they just gave it to me. do u trust the government?

  • nope you wanted it, why else would you boast about it to a strangers over the internet.  Haha your living a lie.

  • i was 9 wen they did this man your not making much of a point with this argument. so what if i trusted the education system of the united states when i was in grade school. dose that mean im not allowed to be outraged when we bomb innocent people and twist the truth about why 9/11 happened and continue to support Israel even though we know it creates terrorists?

  • yeah you were nine and a teacher called you smart and your still fucking bragging about it. enough said buddy

  • no when i was nine i took an iq test that placed me in the top 4% and they put me in advanced classes through the rest of my public schooling. and im not bragging im just refuting your claims about my intellect. jesus your arguments are easy to to derail you still haven't said anything intelligent. why don't you stop attacking me and defined your statement about U.S. troops fighting for my country.

  • im not arguing. your arguing with yourself. you are fucking insane. Im just spurring you on so i can laugh at your hilarious verbal diarrhea

  • you've been arguing this whole time. if you were not arguing then you wouldn't have responded at all. how am i insane? your not making any sense at all your just trying to make yourself come off witty. god your full of shit why don't you stand up for your stupid statement. i know why cuz your like me i saw your rudy vs ron & david cross favorite vid why would you even make a statment about the troops fighting for us wen you know its bs?ur just trolling

  • Im just a guy whos amused by your ranting. All i have to do is say one sentence, and you write a paragraph. On a serious note, the troops have no other agenda other than to fight for their country, regardless of the backwards reasons they were sent there. Hating the goverment is fine, but why hate the troops? and my first comment, like ive said many times, wasnt supposed to be a political statement. I was just annoyed by that guy complaining about hearing someone in the background..

  • i don't hate the troops

  • i didnt say you did. But thats why you started this whole thing in the first place, because some guy was annoyed that someone close to the camera was making noise, and pointed out that this guy is a soldier fighting for his country and that guy has no right to be pissed off about him making noise. But oh well enough of this agree to disagree i guess

  • we don't really disagree i think. i was just trying to piss a republican off. but instead i got you and we seem to be kind-of the same so its stupid to argue anymore. yes i am a-bit insane i think. but then again admitting im insane by definition makes me not insane ... pft.......... honestly dude ive been up for 3 days

  • When I was nine I used to beat the piss out of nine-year-olds who took IQ tests. I actually gave one brain damage. He's now in the bottom 4%.....

  • LOL

  • you stupid fat american. your the reason the world hates us. you just deny all the facts about what our government is doing . Our government is guilty of murder and unjustified murder at that. fuck you. and fuck this country. most politicians belong in front of a firing squad . don't even respond because if your honest with yourself you have to admit that you don't know what our government is really doing. Did u know Reagan and the first Bush were involved in genocide in south america?

  • hahaha why are you putting these words in my mouth, what have I denied!? you are literally insane. I'm not even American, like I said I was just annoyed by that guys douchebag comment. I didnt ask you to share your fucking conspiracy theories, write a fucking book. and then burn it.

  • im attacking you for your stupid statement that troops are fighting for our country. they are feeding our military industrial complex making the rich richer and creating blow back in the middle east that will result in more terrorist attacks in America. i haven't said anything that was even close to a conspiracy theory. it just goes to show how intelligent you are when you label historical facts as conspiracy theories. how are they fighting for us? how is what their doing beneficial in any way?

  • ROFL

    This "buzzkilla12" guy is a fucking idiot.

  • But with that name, he's obviously a troll. Don't feed him.

  • this is comedy im watching.. but i scroll down to see political talk.. so how does it feel to know your piece o shit country betrayed the fuck outa ya.. hahaha so government plants bombs in the twin towers and sais this hindu was a pilot involved when hes alive and well and has no idea how to fly a fuckin plane.. terrorism terrorism TERRORISM! aaahhhh your kept in fear for a reason..

    forgivness i guess

  • lulz

  • wer do you live man? what percentage of your population is atheist? is weed legal? maybe ill move ther

  • GEEEZE! Why did the comments get political? My husband is over there right now, hes a republican and im a dem. If he comes back in a coffin, it wont make me LOVE america any less. I LOOOOOVE our country always have. I pay taxes and vote AND I have a brain! Lets just all keep praying for our men and women who are there please.

  • Thank you to you and your husband for the sacrifice you're both making. You rock!

  • im not surprised you buy into this shit portrait of the American government that the MOUTHER FUCKING AMERICAN GOVERNMENT PAINTED. o....?? your a democrat? well holly shit, If thers ever going to be any progress for WE NEED TO DO BETTER THEN THIS. (can u get that through your head?) you live in a world of lies. "Take this pill everyday to help with your foot pain"- (destroys your orgins). "Your child needs this pill cuz he wont shut up n class"-(we raise speed freaks) .

  • o and "Praise Jesus, we dont need to live life to the fullest cuz we get to live forever with superman and his son" They need to have a required exam before you can vote. The questions will be about current affairs and politicians running. That is what we need. This democracy is made up of fools. And even if our system really works they way they present it, the american public is so wrong about what we need to improve as a species. So it dosnt fuckign Matter. Its easy to be a fool in america

  • Don't believe the lies. Liberals love the troops. Louis CK rocks, the USO rocks, and America's Armed Forces FUCKING ROCK!!!

  • Sounds like a quote from Team America, World Police.

  • Oh, please. The Republicans pretended to believe that John Kerry told a joke about the troops -- like a fucking veteran would do that, especially as part of a scripted speech. Right-wingers are lying scumbags. I see Al Franken going on USO tours to entertain our troops, so FUCK YOU, right-wing retard! Go worship that terrorist-lover Reagan!

  • What he did when he came back from Vietnam? What a fucking hypocrite you are. You'll make apologies for all your draft-dodging Republican buddies like Bush and Cheney and Limbaugh, yet Kerry, who fucking VOLUNTEERED AND FOUGHT IN COMBAT -- oh, he's no good, because he testified about war crimes he saw. Bush sent men to die. Fuck you, you piece of shit. Your side wore "purple-heart band aids", which is an insult to every veteran. P.S. "Libertarian" is code for "Republican who likes to suck cock."

  • You sound like a baby that just got his pacifier taken away. Are you okay? Do you need a tissue? The military always votes for America hating liberals. I'm sorry I don't have any candy for you.

  • That's okay, I get all the candy I need from your mom. She's got a pacifier for me to suck on, you betcha. I'll tell her you said hi right before I blow a load in her face. Then *she'll* need the tissue!

  • ...she is a slut...I...I...hate her.

  • LOL Don't hate her. Sluts are valued members of society.

  • I know its hella late but you tell em man.

    Anyways this guys is freaking hilarious.

  • @johnclavis Go preach elsewhere.

  • @TheColdTruth People like you are hungry for the truth, my son. You just don't realize it yet. Let me slap you across the face with my semi-erect penis a few times. I may not knock the scales from your eyes, but I'll at least wipe away the eye-boogers!

  • "There's hot girls here!" "Where?" xD

  • Great material and an even greater comedian!

  • This is awesome, i've been reading up on it on his blog and it seems like an amazing experience. Thanks for the upload!

  • I love hearing how the "everything's amazing, nobody's happy" material has evolved. That's a great bit, and very true.

  • HOLY SHIT! OH MY GOD! I can't stop laughing!!!! I love you LOUIS! "I hate verizon!" Well then make your own fucking company. And the, I am pretty sure your weight isn't supposed to be your age plus 200. And what you said after that. Thats fucking awesome!

    I am jealous of the person that filmed this!

  • God Bless Louis CK and the American Military.

  • lol you said "so true" to the brit joke. fuckin' yank!

  • Oh no, you've never talked to a soldier then. All they talk about is how spoiled everyone back home is. Soldiers have to live like fuckin animals sometimes. Makes you appreciate shit. :)

  • We also get good benefits while still in the armed forces =).

    We have to get louis to perform in our station in okinawa.(no chances of that since theres no stress here)

  • louis rules. thanks for posting

  • I concur: I'd like to see more of his standup at army bases - according to him, those are his best performances. He seemed really enthusiastic in this one, for instance.

  • LMAO

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