STROKEMEISTER

[2kornrock]

I thought he was seriously putting a number for once

[JBCBlank]

mmnn the sound of winning

[dawoopbanana]

Shutup Dennis!

[normthedoorman]

Gerard approves

[NerdyWolfie]

SHUT YOUR FACE DENNIS.

[INukedMyFish]

Fut yeah.

[icanteatmyfeetyet]

THIS IS AN ACTUALY NUMBER!

[DinosaurProductions4]

GERARD APPROVES

[sladikk]

Does it come in flavors like Shockolate and Rawberry?

[EddyandGordon]

the number didnt work ??

[MegaDeadra]

"Shut the face dennis!" Hahah rofl'd

[MusicPoundingInMyEar]

um...... what is the song playing in the background? it sounds suspiciously like the one my friends from taming lions "wrote"

[MegaBroTime]

i didn't ask you for your apanyon

[muffinmoonprincess1]

if thats the sound of winning charlie sheen is in for a shock

[MrPersonMan123]

all i want for christmas is a giiiiirlfriend

[miamihumor]

You'll get muscles if you jerk me off!

[Trainmate345]

Shut your face, Dennis!

[KyraMoonfyre16]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Joe, you crack me up!

[Morganator1996]

Your puns are so punny... Get it? :D I'm "hilatious" I know...

[RDD756]

@Morganator1996 ....ducking g hilatious..?

[Morganator1996]

@RDD756 Ha yeah lol

[RDD756]

@Morganator1996 cool :D

[thefowles1]

"Next video: iPad 2 Parody"

Uh.

[thefowles1]

Shut up, Dennis.

[mimefire21]

FL "AB" BY

[EdouardPicard0224]

hit the showers boy

[lightmined]

damn it dennis -.-

[silentslapintheface]

this is probably the most awkward thing I've ever watched

[MonkeyKing20I2]

My number: 1800852464629487729999

[DrBob66]

JACKED?

GET IT?

[TeeJayyFB]

hmmm.... a Jack Pack?

[nachos908283]

Seven, seven, two, NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE!

[bubbadoodle64]

does any1 here realize that you can stop saying shut up dennis, he will never shut up....>:)

[Murderousmunke]

I have a friend named Dennis, and I constantly say "Shut up Dennis" whenever he says something annoying, talks too much, or I just need a pick me up.

[battleshipfleet]

the sound of winning is sad and gay

[DepressionKillz]

@battleshipfleet congratulations, you just explained the joke!

[battleshipfleet]

SHUT YOUR FACE DENNIS 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9999999999999 STROKE MISTER

[MaraiyaSama]

yeah baby, i need that ;)

[StrikevonNice]

Dam it no answer... must try agian.

[503Gerry]

I need to get a a t-shirt that says "Shut Up Dennis"

[emzluvsyaall]

SHUT UP DENNIS!

[theyellowsmurfable1]

1:39 Best face ever.

[TechnicOrb]

then why the fudge say that?!

[ChowderAnimations]

I can't stop laughing, and I never laugh at anything.

[DontRep1y]

thumbs up if your watching in 1721

[uzumakiking]

1:38 dat face...

[musicluvr157]

I called the number as a joke....it's a casino......I think Jack's up to something.

[zoukon101]

TUBBY McSWEATSALOT. lol

[beanodonnell]

ive been doing this exercise since i was 10 years old now im ripped as fuck but who needs a tool to use i was born with a built in shakeweight

[PimpCodyBlue]

i herd the sound of winning last night, on my bunk bed. :'(

[GlambertGirl312]

@PimpCodyBlue OMG! That was good. I cracked up laughing. I almost woke my Mom who is asleep on the couch...

[RealBenda]

WOOOOOW! THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SIX-JACK!!

[HairstyleStudios]

Like this if you called that number :)

[stargate9872]

1:08 if you pause it quickly when he cussed you see him smile very creepy

[mistasquish]

I'M NOT F***ING DONE

[violet26rose]

Toby should've been in this.

[vrblitz]

@violet26rose go suck on a toby

[TheNerdygurl1]

I called the number and a random lady answered D:

[17Konica]

0:42 - 0:52 BRB DYING

[gaveyourmomspycrabs]

jack, i am going to ask you a question ad you cant be offended. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU A NIPPLE

[TeddyFlow92]

"Ehhh, I don't know, It kinda looks like I'm giving a hand-"

"SHUT UP DENNIS!!!"

[deathbyplutonium]

9 9 9 9 9 9 STROKEMEISTER!

[superpikachu11]

Seven... Seven... NINE, NINE, NINE, NINE. XD

[stackman1525]

0:40 Rape

Press 4 for DENNIS

5 for 99999

[jykonrock]

Get Jack'd? I get it.

[LiveWithNoRegrets95]

I honestly laughed until i CRIED! 

[TheKizzle19]

0:17 when i first say the guys nipps i was like wtf is up with that, then they zoomed in and i was like oh okay

[mikethesmooth]

This one is lame. The original one is way better. And you are all Melvins for liking this one.

[chucknorrisman88]

The first one was funnier, then it got removed.

[fluffandstuf]

lol Flabby McMuffintop

[aphracer29]

there is a shake weight for men now

[Mystic3517]

Gerard Approves this commercial.

[Mystic3517]

Shut up Dennis. >:( lol

[heinrichbreedt]

ummmmmmmm....

[jykonrock]

jacked. >.> i see what you did thurr

[kevindegraaf2]

i love how dumb joe looks.

[dcheyne1977]

0:42 Look at Dennis!

[charlietunicrn]

like if you called the phone number :P

[AQWjrlegoguy2]

HEy thats my moms weight!!! 0:51

[plzplzleaveme]

Y do I die laughing EVERY TIME?!?!?!?!?!

[Bajsgumman]

Press "8" over and over for your own good.

[RandomChannel1337]

i dnot get it is this the tnig from soth park?

[FuckinAngelica]

1:36 DEM FACES!

[checkyourcomment]

lololololololollololololololol­ololololololololololloolololoo­lololololoolollolololololololo­lololololololololololololooloo­lololololololollllllllllllllll­lllllllooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllll

[checkyourcomment]

make no mistake this is the sound of winning 1:31 lololololololololololololololo­lolololol

[mrfriedfood]

@checkyourcomment we all heard

[jykonrock]

1:39 Derp.

[parkytheasian]

wasn't there an older version? i remember this being a lot funnier.

[mrayquaza]

Wait... was he bullying himself? lol

[devilishangel1099]

at least 40% of the comments say the same exact thing as the top comments. really?

[TheAlexander56]

@devilishangel1099 SHUT UP DENNIS!

[PaxEmpyrean]

@devilishangel1099 The reason the top comments are at the top is because 40% of the people think that's just the best thing that a person could possibly say. Idiots are susceptible to consensus.

[Wilson44ish]

um ok

[zoukon101]

Hit the showers boys.

[TheSuperstar2000ish]

IDK IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE I'M GIVING A... SHUT UP DENNIS

AM I REALLY THE ONLY ONE YOU SEES HOW SEXURL THIS... SHUT THE FUCK UP DENNS!

[TheFiliusMortis]

Not as funny as the original...*sniff* DAMN YOU SHAKEWEIGHT LAWYERRRSSSSS

[Dracosgal8]

1:35 Best face ever XD

[asparagusoffice]

@snapperhead81 Shut up, Dennis.

GERARD = APPROVAL

[videogurl96]

Did anybody try calling the number? lol

[snapperhead81]

sorry guys, GERARD DOESN'T APPROVE

[youdoitcausewesayso]

Beelezebub

[YoyoingPony]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DENNIS!!

[Euwee]

1:35 -- 1:42 DAT FACE! xD 1:42 -- 1:46

[keely010]

Best of all its not even a little gay

[dcheyne1977]

I mean 0:27..

[dcheyne1977]

0:25 Gotta love what he says.

[dcheyne1977]

@dcheyne1977 I mean 0:27

[kirby4077]

Shut up, Dennis

[Mauroleiicus]

I think the first version was better

[MeganTheressa]

Shut up, Dennis.

[21russom]

the first one was better

[itachi999987]

SO YOU DO THE STROKING YOURSELF ):3

[MisssEpiccAlii]

Joe makes the greatest gay faces ever.

[austinacts]

59 people need to shutup with dennis

[slasher473]

Booo that's baaaaaaad

[bassesweswe]

everyone call the number and ask for a strokemeister

[R2242V]

my... g i r l friend

[TwilightFlip]

0:17 xD

[Loogoo1st]

my name is Dennis

[SortofSerious]

@Loogoo1st SHUT UP DENNIS JUST SHUT YOUR FACE JUST SHUT UP

[youdoitcausewesayso]

he already is JACKed XD

[ExplosiveDinner]

its a joke on the stiffmeister from american pie

[xcc133]

0:39 to 41

LO FUCKING L..DAT RAPE FACE

[guitarh4Gaming]

the ending was cheesy AF XD

[mjfromga89]

Flabby McMuffintop... LOL

[melenagirl]

fuck you dennis

[kman1212100]

@lotrrules3434 well yeah you forgot the 2-9-4-8-7 at the end

[DarkLordofMinecraft]

I dunno it kinda looks like I'm giving a handj- shut up, dennis

[DarkLordofMinecraft]

joe nation is so funny

[ndb751]

How come I ain't buff yet? Oh, that's not a shake weight... Nevermind.

[Lovingeachother]

hey america, wanna look abtastic? Then quit choking down the cheeseburgers and start stroking to an abnormally abstract abyss. Wanna know my abpinion? Check yourself into Rehab if you don't habpen to get the reabtions you want.

[mardok011]

Too...many....ab....puns! But that's just my "ab"pinion.

[mardok011]

I'm getting all kinds of action...with women! lol

[UnltRage101]

I love 0:48-0:51

[TheWiseman97]

why does it say Ipad 2 parody when there just "the magical Ipad"

[megastevenb123]

I think this looks like im giving a han... SHUT UP DENNIS

[zoeroxth]

call 1800852464629487729999

[UnltRage101]

@zoeroxth That was so freaky. I don't even know what he said I just flipped and hung up!!! lolol XD

[SuperJustinChannel]

I NOT FUCKING DON3.

[RabidHipposRock]

Uploaded on mybirthday! Haha

[00PC00]

Original was far better :(

[KrAzYRED138]

Omg I went to pause the video right at 00:18 so I could read the comments and jack's head looks like the guy's nipple.

[fromZONE6toANAHEIM]

Hit the showers boys!!

[nakine123]

I love dennis!

[CrazyConeClan]

What's the song at the end called?

[lilbambella]

the face at 0:40 is the best.... jack you rock :)



[ancilodon]

I'm now afraid that when I next go to pleasure myself I won't be able, because I'll hear that sound and start laughing.

[smartslikechicken]

shut up denis

[iMidnightMonster]

"I don't know It kinda looks like I'm giving a..."

"Shut up dennis"

xD

[brendanman30]

@iMidnightMonster Have you ever given a shut up dennis?

[iMidnightMonster]

@brendanman30 No xD

[brendanman30]

@iMidnightMonster You're a terrible liar.

[EdouardPicard0224]

i shit my pants at "HIT THE SHOWERS BOYS" HAHAHAHA

[guiscardini]

Am I the only one who got the Friedns refrerence?

[Skreeaamizm]

This butchers the original strokemeister parody

[laNiKint]

camEra*

[bougification]

0:30 Uh i dont know it kinda looks like im givvin a handj...SHUT UP DENNIS!

LOL

[nateparedes44]

i miss the original one :/

[riverofcandy101]

His smile looks like the Annoying Orange's

[NyxesRealms]

@riverofcandy101 That's because he is the annoying orange. And Bobby the racist apple. o_o;

[MrBandicootKid]

1-800-852-4646-2948772-9999-ST­ROKEMEISTER!

[victorhugo2826]

This is so homo ertic i loved ot ; D

[AlexLovesCandyfloss]

Ugh, stupid Dennis.

[dailydoseofdogfood]

56 people thought he was done

[VaginosaurusRex]

WIGGLEDIX

[brogers1115]

@VaginosaurusRex wrong video

[Mackenziemcewentv]

the 999999999 part scared me :(

[cyop123]

0:40 Agent Smith!

[matthewm04]

LOL! 9 9 9!