How To Hide an Unwanted Erection in School

[xxdaerdevolxx]

thumbs up if you have an erection and are watching this on your phone in public........fuck thats never gonna get top comment.

[craftsismything]

This video is most popular with:

Male 45-54

Female 13-17

Male 13-17

[Zuniis]

dafaq

[Georgeqaws]

Idk if I believe that average of 5.1 inches.... I'd say the average has got to be more like 6 inches.

[Tony955555]

@Georgeqaws It depends on the area. In the USA the average lenght is 13 cm(I don't know how many inches is that) while in China is 10 cm and in Sudan is 16,5 cm

[XXISimplicityXXI]

@Georgeqaws Not all of us have African blood.

[MarcelTehWanderer]

Goddamit, anyone else got a random erection while watching this ¬¬

[SuperMarioRPG6400]

@MarcelTehWanderer Just you, I'm sure.

[MarcelTehWanderer]

@SuperMarioRPG6400 ¬¬

[skullydog505]

this is halarious

[Cre8vCoLouRz]

this is okay but im england we wear a UNIFORM!

[SuperHunter114]

i thought this was for people who bring stuff to school and don't want any 1 to find it

[XxsheeqoxX]

WTf 1:20 am not emo -___-

[weezereli1996]

no wonder why gangsters sag their pants and wear long T-shirts lol

[thanewpotatogurl]

@SillyKunoichi EVERY female has watched this. Dudes dont get views up to 2 million

[waterdragon1908]

Im in a private school and we have uniforms... fuck.

[SillyKunoichi]

Haha who else is a female and watching this?

[1337EK]

1:03 who drew this XD

[blackburn171]

This actually works (don't ask)

[anisadrexler]

I'm watching this, and I'm a girl..

[khoraski]

smosh logo?

[MulberryMurderMafia]

@Timmy Well as long as you didn't take an arrow to the head at the same time(if you catch my drift) use your other knee. Can't really help you there I just tuck my boner into my sock.

[Timmytimmy123123]

WTF! 5.1 inches, LMAO

[cdub153340]

Im glad I grew up in the 90's when we wore baggy jeans. lol

[weezereli1996]

mine was 7.3 inches when i was 11

[ThePickledsoul]

@weezereli1996 ...because people tell the truth on the internet, right?

[weezereli1996]

@ThePickledsoul lol actually it was 7.1

[mohammedm16]

@weezereli1996 lol



[5thStreet2009]

@weezereli1996 i can smell that bulshit from over hear

[TheDANGles9]

its called sliping it into your waist band and pulling your shirt over

[MrNocturnalEmission]

EXTRA TIP!!!: Shift the penis under the waist of your pants so its pointing directly upward, it goes completely undetected and the erection goes away quickly when in that position.

[jesse3582]

i would just rather show of my boner ; )

[melodametal]

dude i just put the thing up like put it so the head is facing up

[oxPolinaBluexo13]

"Number 6: Pinch yourself"

What if you're extremely kinky and get turned on by pain?

[megamegan944]

lol I'm a girl

[facnypantsman23]

Yeah, I'm 14 so don't judge me for watching.

[GamerTix]

I always angle it downward down the leg, it helps a lot and its not uncomfortable.

[tateun]

lol im 15 i don't mind eraction's in class cuz i got a 6 in dick it helps me get laid :D

[zonva83]

@tateun lol im 12

[dortmund10101]

@zonva83 I'm 11.

[TheChunkyKong]

I actually thought this video was fake xD!

[jstone4893]

2) wear a purse to hide your boner HAHA4

[GreekGod847]

How did this get a million views??!?!?!!!!

[joe2501echo]

5.1 inches in India maybe.

[rsproductions5]

Just flip it into your waistband.... Simple

[TheBravery767]

this was in my recommended videos.....

[MulberryMurderMafia]

Tape it to your knee, duhh...

[Timmytimmy123123]

@MulberryMurderMafia I can´t I took an arrow in the knee...

[Whaleboy1987452]

Or you can flip it up behind your wasteband

[NovaGypsy]

0:57 doesn't work for me soz, I'm a teenager FFS lulz

[Philly7781]

No, I didn't know that was the average length of an erect penis.

[AJLambrecht]

where the hell am i

[bsimmons2020]

rock ur bulge with pride. boobs and butt get to bulge. why cant mr wang bulge?

[ChrisBenoit4evar]

I dont hide it and proudly show my bulge. i especially love it when females notice it and look away fast.lololol

[xBunniesxX]

Pssht how to hide it? I let my boner chill there and ocassionaly I rub up against girls asses it's so damn easy in highschool

[DrJuice1]

another solution: tuck the boner into your waistband. works particularly well if you're wearing a belt. this way, it doesn't matter how erect you get or for how long it stays, no one's gonna notice it. tuck it and 4get it. of course, if you're standing while you get the boner, you probably won't be able to tuck it w/out people noticing. they'll think you're jerking in public.

[TrollTroop006]

How did I make my dick 5.1 inches? I cut it in half?

[Sorrelity]

where the fuck am I.

[TheBeastPie123]

Why did i just watch this?



[TheL2tiyeti]

thats why rappers wear huge shirts

[Oozy9Millimeetah]

just fake that you have back pain

[MyStaticFire]

Why the hell am I watching this? I'm a girl. Ahh whatever. :D

[d3monkill3rz]

@MyStaticFire for the lulz

[2ttsi]

Pain wont work for ppl that enjoy bondadge

[Knuckles194]

yeah! im above the average!!

[SenorNoHands]

my penis is above average! wooop!

[SuperJooooooooooey]

so this video promotes masterbaiting ?

[MasterMorty]

Thumbs up if you're a girl and don't know why you're watching this :/

[TheRedwolf11]

Step one:Wrap around waist

Step two:Tell friends it's a new style of belt

[PiiFFT4]

my mate just tucks it in his waistband :)

[RhinoNugget]

but what if the math problem has the number 69 in it?

[newyorkgiants12345]

1:45 does that average include blacks?

[99hockeynhl]

um im 10 i came here from how to detect a lie um wauts a erection

[TheSandvich1]

@99hockeynhl You will learn when your older.

[Respinful]

0:53 trollface :D

[MrGta12367]

LOL



[TheCarobear]

Im a girl.. Why am I here?

[simpleELECTRIFYIN]

@TheCarobear COS YOU.... ARE A TRANNY GIRL

[TGdownthestreet]

i don't hide it i embrace it. 

[DrDualBlade]

@TGdownthestreet Good idea. Get the whole world h0rny and everyone has smex.

[TGdownthestreet]

@DrDualBlade *doing* :D

[TheBrownAthlete]

finally! one i can actually use



[xXJoannaXx527]

Male: 13-17 makes sense

Female: 13-17 lmao

Male: 45-54 WTF!!

[halowarrior1000]

@xXJoannaXx527 I set my account to say I'm 50. and I'm not 50.

[TheDarkSorcerer03790]

0:56

[MsBlackparadeisdead]

Honey, I don't care how long your...appendages are.

[AmirsDilema]

LOL

[narutoguy132]

ummm mthis was a howcast vid?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[TheAnimeStreamer]

1:47 tch good to know?

[ObamaLovesMexicans]

How to hide an unwanted erection.

Put it up for adoption...

[darkgeneral88]

Do not take a sleeping pill, and a laxitive.

[tradecycles]

1:42 wow red girl has 32D cup size. Ejaculate more and solve the problem forever. Ummm make a video on how to grain erection in class :(

[MatthewQuinn000]

if all else fails take it out and beat it out

or think of dead people

[CpsLock3]

@MatthewQuinn000 The dead people didn't work

[bonkersstudio]

4 with a 10 incher :D BTW lads, I dunt want to know how long your tallywhackers are.

[minimintychip]

@bonkersstudio smosh reference?

[bonkersstudio]

@minimintychip Yep :)

[minimintychip]

@bonkersstudio AWSOME >:3

[comingmania2]

No top comment... BONER!

[jcoffee180]

Why have I always heard 6 inches??

[SomeGuyWithAFace9]

Just dont drink viagra in class

[0utdoorsurvival]

why isnt there any top comments? well, my turn. how to hide an unwanted errection. step 1) dont errect at all.

[TheRockyCrowe]

huh, the directions require: Baggy jeans. baggy T-shirt, Khaki's, satchel bags, pinching yourself or walking on your heels.

SOOOO basically gnagsters, hipsters, emo kids and or dorky kids get boners.....

makes sense.

[TheCapdevillaTV]

Awkward boner in History class, watching WW1 heroes. Awkward.. I know.

[MrJJsmithy]

Woot woot! 13 with a 6.4 inch!

[pb25812462]

@MrJJsmithy 11 with 5.6

[x0WhiteMan0x]

@MrJJsmithy OMG IM THE SAME!

[george12328]

@dadandevasing haha really wanna c mines ?

[Animelover3382]

lol, im a girl xP

[Pjor1cp]

Mr. Happy? LOL

[MrYousoslick]

that math equation has a penis o.O

[TheX6x6x6x]

im 14 with a 7.2 inch erection that wears jeans everyday... this doesnt help

[FlameingToxicSkull]

um...

[shadyboy969]

lol???

[StylusCinema]

lol im 13 and i have 6 and a half inch :) Oh and the best way is to put it 100% north its alot more comfortable than trying to push it down ;)

[OliG312]

@StylusCinema Well done about your dick bro!!

[DarkVtran]

I found this really disturbing when he was pinching himself

[J7XD]

This video is most popular with:

Male  45-54

Female 13-17

Male 13-17

[mattyd510]

haha im 15 and minesss, well im not goina say incase my friend see my history but way bigger ha

[ihatefatjews]

wtf 5.1 erect! mines 7.1 erect and i'm only 15!

[Lulzalutioners]

@ihatefatjews Yeb. 6.7 here, and I'm 16. I feel bad for all those men who only have 5.1 inches at their disposal.

[TheDissidian]

FTW Look at the

"Audiences

This video is most popular with:"

[lanner95]

Yes thats all very good. But how do i hide a wanted erection?

[weezereli1996]

This my friends. is how the gangsta SWAG was invented

[uptash]

I'm a drag queen nd this is very helpful

[dadandevasing]

I'm a girl, and I KNOW why I'm here.

So when a guy has an erection in class, I will be able to tell. >:)

[55alikeman55]

Could just think of gay porn for a sec.lol

[masrawy12311]

Why all this hustle, just simply tuck your dick in between your thighs :D

[uptash]

@BiteThisLoafOfBread hahahahahahahaha

[TheWaffleman54]

"Mr Happy" ROFL!

[Lakilyme]

of course, when it comes to weird videos everyone wonders how they got here.

[xxFLAMETHROWER34xx]

or

1. Wear tight pants

2.Walk around hot girls so it makes it look like your wang is big.

3.Get a date.

Did you know the sky is blue?

[StylusCinema]

@xxFLAMETHROWER34xx actually the sky isnt blue

[ihavnovids]

it was pajama day at our school, and I had to stand up -_-

[zanaik]

Why did I click on this

[macPROvideoEditor]

now I am on the weird side of youtube!! lol

[bdoll121212]

how did i get here?

[greenbeast1345]

you know if you go to mesure an average guys penis you can kinda here them sai "what the fuck are you doing!?!".

[Seanh2k11]

male 45-54 o_O

[sigur95]

I rofl at the views. just hilarious

[manshawtymona]

So first Im sure I clicked on something else (someone like you -Adele ) and not this and plus the average is 5.1 so that must mean they took a survey which means that's would make an awkard convosation

[purseturse]

I just do the Texas Tuck were its in my waistline

[iiRag3Kniif3]

wtf really...probably the most wierdest fucking video ever...

[TheKing4286]

Audiences

This video is most popular with:

Female 13-17 O.o

[McL0vable]

I tuck mine into the waistline of my trousers :P + it feels good

[xdlugia1]

LOL 5,1? I'm not even 17 and mine is 5,5

[DasRite69]

That awkward moment when you have a boner in class and the bell rings.

[302viewisyou]

@DasRite69 *ring ring*

me: DAMNIT O_O

[starwarsfan117]

...believe it or not ejaculating often does solve the problem...

[Cheerbabeforeverable]

as a girl, i am not sure why im watching this. *confused face*

[mysinger4life]

I'm a girl, why am I watching this again?

[duncankingofsc0t1and]

FINALLY I FOUND THE PERFECT HOWCAST!!!!!11

[Bannersnake]

It's better to pull it up to your betl and tighten it so it doesn't go back down

[IDontKnowMyUsername9]

i always wondered why my bf liked over sized clothes...i guess now i know.

[dzulsffril]

i dint know penis can fly.

[gameaddition]

@bubbleheadash Don't lie, you know why your here.

[geekforlifevandc]

@bubbleheadash hey i watched a tampon video

[8fudgeyum]

@bubbleheadash ditto that guurl

[bobobunnygirl]

@bubbleheadash So am I...

[Rysuko1]

@bubbleheadash So you can tell them if they are hiding wrong their penises.

[Sewblon]

@Rysuko1 "hiding wrong their penises"? I hope that you either did not pay attention to that phrase when you typed it, or that English is not your first language.

[Rysuko1]

@Sewblon English is not my first lenguage, sometimes I make mistakes xD sorry.

[Lampshrine95]

@bubbleheadash what, you don't have this problem....?

[thatmarinedude575]

what do you mean little buddy

[CPLBSS88]

unwanted errection...? what the hell is that and how did i get here?

[ghizzywhizzy]

@CPLBSS88 ARE YOU 6 ?

[freeman8128]

Thank you for the information that I am more than averagely endowed.

[3amL101]

Step 1. Put your hand in your pocket

Did you know people wear trousers? No? Go buy some you idiot.

[TheAgol07]

Press 5 for toll face ! and thumbs up

[TheRazortrapper]

OMG! Thanks, it worked for me! All I did was to think of my teacher, and it dropped right to normal!

[TheXJthatCould]

belt tuck works the best...

[LanceHertford]

Ladies, that's right, "unwanted erection". We can't necessarily control them. So, no, an erection is not proof that a man being raped "wanted it", ergo, men CAN be raped by women, and men who get erections while being raped by other men (anally) are not "enjoying it" just because they get an erection and orgasm. I learned that at 3 years old.

[aleramone23]

why i wound want to hide my erection?

[landlords77]

@aleramone23 Exactly ;)



[WinstonEducation]

ssassadasdsafsfff hi

[TheBlackKatana]

they waited for the last 4 seconds of the video to say penis.......

[JustMe111094]

when I do have erections in public places I'm not trying to hide it cause I'm not afraid of what people will say, and I know that it's normal for a boy to have erections all day long while in puberty period, so why to hide it?

I mean it's not my problem, it's their problem that they're being childish and cant understand that there is nothing to laugh at...

[MegaGiggles666]

Step one, pull your dick up into your waist of your pants.

Done.

[MrDwarfgoblin]

5.1 inch is tha average lenght of a guy who looks up average penis length

[wolk2345]

@MrDwarfgoblin not erection right? that would be very small