kearney screamin like crazy

[81bugman]

I curse deez wats!

[81bugman]

Its a long distance call, but the best call you ever made! lol!

[smoke10108]

Kearney: What can I ask GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD to bless you with dear?

Me: Uh...I need 1 million dollars

Kearney: Ok let me talk to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­D ....for a sec

Me: ok

Kearney: Ok god said the money is coming right NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Me: yayy

Kearney: Just call the number to order your packed

Me: Sorry I don't have cash

Kearney: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FF????

[johncarew111]

That bloke at the start has a sti LMFAO

[kasouyumi]

WARTS??? HE'S GOT WARTS?!?!?! HOLY FUCK! =S

[ScoobyDigites]

I've heard God has a serious sense of humor and after watching this again I truly believe it.

[MrCejay80]

So "God" blessed this man with 2 trucks and the ability to pay off two homes but wont bless all the starving children with food or cure horrible diseases.

[MrPizzaman44]

Wonder how much he paid that dude to call lmbo

[WiseGuyy666]

ORDER YOUR OWN PERSONAL FART PACKAGE RIGHT NOW!!!

[stacy9971]

What's that language that Jaba the Hut speaks?

[93Weswes]

you want a miraclel????? ORDER YOUR PERSONAL PRAYER PACKAGE NOOOOOOOOOWWWWW EKOBASHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[cokefacegrind]

i need a new car. kearny, what do i do??

"GOD! give this brother a car! I command you!!!!i want a car NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Is that how this works?

[clintonreid18]

this nigga gets a mood swing every 5 seconds

[rojdebod]

Lets pray right now... (hiccup) E ko buy ti do la bo kosha (tighten your nuts in a vice, or hit Very hard with hammer to achieve the LAAAHHHH!!!!! that occurs at 2:22)

[sylamsyntax23]

Oh shalalalala labosha lmmfao

[Buckeyecat2002]

Attention ladies: If you need a "prayer package" that yo'ure not getting  at home, then head on down to Bay Town and let Passa Kerney, lay the smack down up in you. Somebody say amen. THE RED BLOOD OF JESUS: 1 HOUSE, 2 HOUSE, F150, WARTS REMOVAL. Somebody grab your neighbor and say: "It is done. yes, yes,yes."

[DecoThe0ne]

putting houston texas on the map? i just noticed the 281...

[PhoenixValentine]

Part of me feels bad for these poor people who actually call in. It's like they don't realize they are just paying this man to wipe his ass with a christmas napkin and sell it to them. Then again, if you're THAT stupid to fall for this and actually spend money on it, maybe you deserve it.

[watitduful]

@PhoenixValentine The thing about it too is that if alot of these people really studied Scripture they would know that Kerney and others like him are the kind of false prophets Jesus warned everyone about. This dude is just another prosperity preacher. This is where there's a fine line between being "religious" and actually having a personal relationship with Jesus. God bless!!!

[Genin99]

I have a question for Christians, Does anyone have classes or lessons on how to avoid getting conned by people like Kerney Thomas in your churches?

[free2bpoppie]

Somebody oughta give pastor Kerney, a swift kick in his red blooded ass!

How many times can this jerkoff speak the exact same term, allegedly in "tongue"?!

[celph414]

Im about to order mine now looking ass....lol

[moddestmike]

"And now yuh dis gustud and dont know what to do"

"And now you're just custard and dont know what to do."

[SevenLivesManyFaces]

is this QVC?

[TheAkd89]

Those Tounge Speaking things are the same All THe TIME -__-

[TheAkd89]

-_-

[TSPOWELL89]

2:21 THERE IT GO

[bootsyt11]

lol, OJ needs to quit.

[lboogie221]

he think cuz he hollerin like dat he healin ppl, smh LMAO tho

[Hornadayfan]

Yet another christian fraud...

[FelicityMocha81]

Wawts....LOL, Wawts W-a-r-t-s! LOL

[stxchic1]

They all ask for money. Your local church, if you have one, asks for money. Kerney Thomas does have a church in Texas and at least hes not boring.

[iroc31407]

"you turned the channel and you came back and you see that i'm still here....you need the prayer package" lol. will the prayer package make you disappear when i turn the channel and come back?

[Way2Spirited]

Wawts? No, Waawwts. WAWTS?! No, WAWTS, you know, like a WAWT!? WATCH?! NO A WAWT, W-A -R-T.. WAWT. Ooohhh, wawts, I'm sowwy.

[HobieHardesty]

Since when do prayers cost money? People will market anything. I should start selling my farts.

[champ23100]

SLAVES!!

[humanparadox]

This is exploitation for all you niggas that change my oil, take my order for that number 5 w/ cheese, and bag my groceries..............

[PhilxEulogyx]

LOL and you aint dialed the toll fwreee numbah yet???

[david510152025303540]

Wow he can bearly keep a straight face.

[voyager73]

the man said warrents

[voyager73]

What he really means is that the number is there to fuckin scam you out of your money.

[jenja718]

Omgoodness wat a fool!

[MichaelBoryAlis]

Warts...not Watch.

[tiffanyndarden]

eckobata dologosha smh

[MrsD7777]

ROTFLMBOOOOO!!!! @@

Eugine: "....I need a good financial blessing, and also i got some "Warts" i'm trynna git rid of..."

Kearney: "U got sum what u can't git rid of?"

Eugine: "Warts, like u know Warts"

Kearney: "You mean like the ones U tell "Time" on?

Eugine: "No warts, "W-A-R-T-S"

Kearney: "...I Curse deeze Warts....NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW­W!

[satan60]

@MrsD7777 Hahahahaha, thanks for the hard laughter man.

[javonc225]

this is funny

[DSkeptic86]

I called O'Kerney for prayer. He screamed in my ear so much now I'm wearing a hearing aide. Talking about needing healing. GEEZ! NOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWW!

[DSkeptic86]

5:16. Did he say, "God I command . . . . ." Did he just command God to do something? hmmm LOL.

[DSkeptic86]

To Eugene he's probably saying "This is rediculous. What ur saying sounds incredulous."

[MeanT241985]

@DSkeptic86 Eugene is probably some paid actor.

[TheEsquire212]

@MeanT241985 I believe so.

[1206mjt]

LORD PLEASE

[Master1950]

Amazing that people actually believe this crook and all the others on TV!

[jcline87]

This is sad.

[MsJMac251]

Forgive me God knows he is not to mocked.....but this man is the truth.....

[SistahSpeak]

I wonder how many homes and boats them red handkerchiefs have paid off for him?

I started watching these clips laughing, now I'm not laughing so much anymore... he's sendin' off souls!

[skirts27]

Dang... No toll free prayer line?!

[MillionareMInd1]

u need a mircale nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooow, i dont wont no pray cloth, i wont u to stop playing.

[oceaneyess67]

notice how he says " I curse" " I rebuke" instead of the "Lord Jesus" his special instructions NOT GOD but his are you getting it, doesnt people realize he puts his people in audience ALSO of course out of all the people who send in money, some are going to get what they need but its NOT due to the Kerney guys "prayer cloth" with directions being send in X amount of money....Wake up child of the Most High God

[oceaneyess67]

notice how he says " I curse" " I rebuke" instead of the "Lord Jesus"

[sowhatbitch103]

thats the only number he ever has up =\ the prayer number shows up for seriously 1 and a split second

[Tazaiyar1]

Jeremiah 14-15

[brettonlee]

I feel so bad for these people. They are in serious debt, then these asshole take more money from them that they so desperately need and then giving false hope, not to mention improper medical treatment. That first guy was on the phone for like 6 minuets and most of it was to listen to a fake ass testimonial. I hope his phone bill was high enough to make him atheist.

[burttschell]

This dude's in Houston? I may make the 100 mile drive to see this. Eco lababba oh sha what? Kumashagablakhan. That's is. Amen.

[Modacolorist]

gimme your money NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[JonesBoy23]

jermiah 23 is what it is for this dick thomas kearney he is a fool

[jus10leg]

Acts 8:20......Your money perish with you because you thought the gift of God could be purchased with money!

[kelyndra]

Help me!!!!lol

[MRBBJC]

The whole thing is just ridiculous. What amazes me the most is not the crazy pastor but the people who believe and fall for such gross, shameless scam. It's obscene!

[milletn]

this man is full of the Devil!

[milletn]

this dude is full of the Devil!

[jamaicangal1991]

gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wd!!!!!! lmbo omg I want to call him and rebuke that false prophet devil that lies in him

[gardnerbm]

Is this OJ simpsons new Gig?

[free2bpoppie]

@gardnerbm Hahahahahahahaha...OMG! That's the same thing that my granddaughter said when she saw this fool. She saw a picture of OJ, and then she saw this jasckass a couple of hours later, and that was her question.

4 years old, and she figures this guy, for the fool that he is!!!

[PhoenixValentine]

@gardnerbm If the crown o'thorns don't fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT.

[m100p]

Did he say degusted instead of discusted? lol!

[mrhowardb]

Ima stealing and lying....NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!

[agronoxdt]

gimme a mewicel NOW! NOW!!!!!

[agronoxdt]

I can speak in tongues, does that make me crazy? Or does the fact that I don't believe I am talking to imaginary friend when I do it cancel that out?

[philipkaka]

im taking your cash right NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

[jamaicangal1991]

@philipkaka lmao that was the funniest thing eva. u just made my day :)

[NinjaWarriorDude]

@philipkaka Kerney, stop swindling innocent and naive poor black folk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Msbea345]

@philipkaka  lmao.....thanks for a great laugh lol

[FranklinCastle]

@philipkaka Oh Kakakaka lalalalalalala bosha!

[FranklinCastle]

He cursed the warts...*dead*

[lboogie221]

@philipkaka LMFAO

[tameekisfly]

i feel bad cuz people come to him with real problems nd he just b lyin smh god gonna deal with him

[SgtZippzapp]

do it NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHW!

in Jesus name!

[Dyspen]

HE COMMANDS MONEY TO FLOW! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOAW

[Cansseco]

they are trying to foreclose this redneck's house but he has money for a prayer package......what fucking ignorance will do to you.

[champ23100]

sad but funny lol

[gargamel6699]

I love it how people will support their own crazy preachers and pedophile priests and have the balls to accuse this conman as a conman.

It's ALL BULLSHIT.

[JohnPrince80]

This guy needs to learn how to talk. Miwwacclle lol

[adisax17]

EKOBA SHATAAAA :)))))))))))))

[ireallyhatespiders]

The black Billy Mays.

[MECINJAH]

Do you know that if you sincerely pray for this man to change for the better, God will because its his will? Don't fall into the trap of the devil by slandering him, but pray for your brother. For ALL, I repeat, ALL have fallen short of the glory of God.

[lamja00]

@MECINJAH - Amen.

[lamja00]

@MECINJAH But I still think he's funny.

[MECINJAH]

James 4:11

- Brothers, do not slander one another. Anyone who speaks against his brother or judges him speaks against the law and judges it. When you judge the law, you are not keepng it but sitting in judgement on it. There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, the one who is able to save and destroy. But you-- who are you to judge your neighbor?

[MECINJAH]

Everybody who got something to post about this man....

Psalm 15:1-4

-Who may dwell in your sanctuary? Who may live on your holy hill?....

he who speaks the truth from his heart AND HAS NO SLANDER ON HIS TONGUE...AND CASTS NO SLUR ON HIS FELLOW MAN.

Ephesians 4:29

-Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.

Just pray for him if you are a follower of Christ

[MECINJAH]

Faith is what pleases God and if a prayer package will spark a faith journey to salvation, The Spirit of God is more than willing...

Philippians 1:18

"But what does it matter? The important thing is that in every way, whether from false motives or true, Christ is preached. And because of this I rejoice."

[MECINJAH]

Matthew 7:21-23

... Many will say to me on that day, "LORD, LORD, DID WE NOT PROPHESY IN YOUR NAME, AND IN YOUR NAME DRIVE OUT DEMONS AND PERFORM MANY MIRACLES?...

[NightOfTha44]

I CURSE THESE WARTS

[NightOfTha44]

persal pair package

[BornNative]

WHAT A DAMM CRACKPOT!!!

[DERRI314]

Dude jus screamed atd god he told god to do it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW! LMAO! @ 8:10

[TheAlaricPetz]

Jesus,the imitation of Pentacostals is dead-on. I've been to many mega-churches in my day and this is the best impression of a pastor Ive seen.

[loosifur]

order his shit and give him all your money so you don't burn

[FollyxXxFallen]

What kind of idiot would cater to this fraud?....

[sweetiesainttropez]

YES YES YES YES YES

Order it now.!!!!!!!

Lmao

[onewayroad238]

"Yes, that's right brothas and sistas - God wants to bless your bank accounts so you can spend it all on your own lustful desires for houses, cars, boats, and anything else your selfish little heart desires, because God wants you to be happy!" This is heresy. I'm sick of so-called "pastors" and "evangelists" that preach as though God is their little beck-and-call servant here to bless people with material possessions so they will be "happy." God is not your magical wish-granting genie.

[ConnorTheCracker]

This guy is a JOKE!

just for the moola

[KitchenMeister]

exploiting your "savior" to sell red napkins. this guy is an absolute RETARD.

[killuminatiplz]

order the prayer package NOW!!!!!!!!, gimme yo money, RELIGION IS A SCAM!!!!!!!!!, GIMME UR MONEY NOW B4 THEY TAKE ME OFF AIR, IMA FRAUD

[datkidlilmike]

Im waiting on a miwacle haha

[RecognizeRoyalty]

@datkidlilmike LMAO "Miwacle"

[dasdasist]

prayer package that shit is fucking rip-off. What kind of religion charges you for faith? fucked religion that is.

[xFlatulencex]

Eugene "And i have some warts i cant get rid off. And uh im here to oh oh"', Kerney "you got some what, you cant get rid off ??" Eugene " a warts like you kno a warts ?" Kerney " to tell time on ? " Eugene " to him" Kerney " no no warts w a r t s" Kerney " i thought you said one"

[bleepbleep1234]

2.10 HAHAHHAHAHA, THIS is epic

[taethekoreanking]

if he was my pastor i would go to church every sunday for a good laugh lol GOOOOOOOOOOOD! hahahaha

[belkamely]

Why is the prayer line a long distance number, but to order the so-called FREE personal prayer package is toll free....?

[cjzzzzz]

MF PRAYING ABOUT WARTS LMAO

[messina31]

I am so uncomfortable right now.

[morenoprince]

@ 4:48 "DID YOU HEAR THAAAAT!? " lol! 

wait a dag-on minute.!...@ 5:20 did this buffoon just command God to do something!? smh

Jer. 23:31-32

[hellokittycutie2003]

I would smack this man in the name of Gooooooood! lol Eeeekolobaboshaa!!! "I curse these warts...NAAAAAHHHH!"

What in the hell?!

[MrSean677]

I thought putting curses on stuff was a sin......

[NicholasTwo]

He screams God's name in the same way demons did when Jesus came near them. Mocking God is not wise!

[VincentTheValentine]

Warts couldn't be funnier. XD

[melvincoleguitar07]

Satan can appear as an angel of light

[flameofelijah]

its Black Elmer Fudd

[wagtec]

Nuts....

[wagtec]

every program he seems to be getting richer.... he uses this act to make money... and fame. He influenced by those other crooks.

[introgression]

E-KO BAH LA-LA BO-KO SHAAAAAAA

[71646Bombmomma]

Miwacle, lmbo...I can't even call it

[rivermoonrise]

LMAO at 1:47. "A watch that you tell time on?" Good grief.

[thenewageriseth]

EKONDABALOBOSHAAAA! : O

[AiRamosPro]

Money shouldn't never be the reason to seek God. Besides.. He (God) presents Himself to you and not the other way around. satan can be doing all this things and passing it like if is Goooooooooddddd!! While many fall for it. I thank God He has opened my eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeees!!!­!!!!

[desconocidos27]

i called the number, it has been suspended

[inspecteurbronco]

Having two houses, two boats and a truck as a gift from God, looks more like a pact with the devil.

[FreakyDoudou]

he is definitly more voodoo than christian !!!

[dscottn101]

LMAO!

[srsrsr7000]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo what a GIP!

[snakejohnson]

Really?

[Prncsszodiac]

this shit is pure bafoonery

[scott7d]

If God existed, do you really think he would care about some old dude's material objects, like cars and houses? What about children going hungry, children being abused and raped, and poverty in 3rd world countries. And God pays off a dude's TRUCK?! Give me a break. These videos are HILARIOUS!!!

[Arammik]

lets take your point a little further..... :D of all the species, of all the planets, of all the galaxies and now possibly of all the universes, see how our religions have such a selfish homicentric view of the world, like man is at the nexus of the whole universe....

[GodsMadeMan49]

Notice he doesn't quote ONE scripture. The WHOLE 23d chapter of Jeremiah talks about niggas like this.

[melvincoleguitar07]

@GodsMadeMan49 ahahaa

[champ23100]

@GodsMadeMan49 SAD SAD SAD LOL

[Tazaiyar1]

@GodsMadeMan49 also Jeremiah 14 : 13-16

[ikedirty318]

A diety!!!

[lotus3000g]

shit i don't even know where to begin with this maniac.

[LadyGina65]

Wow, that's all I can say...

[free2bpoppie]

I see these fakes on television much more than I wouldlike to. They pay for the time so I guess they have the right.

But God is on the side of those who are in need of his help, and as they seek HIS help, a fake like this will be left to the side of the road!

I pray that God hlps this liar, and others like him, in order that they can no longer hurt the needy, by using his name!

[chasec525]

Kerney Thomas is a Liar and I hope he burn in hell

[sakeu]

GAAAAAWD right NAAAAAAAAAAW

[Sc0ttyGFunk]

God Bless U Keanrey. You healed my std with your red prayer cloth. THANK GAWD!

[ikedirty318]

This man is the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Master1950]

he has wats??? wats?? What is that?? OHHHH WARTS!! HAHAHAHAH

[XposeTheLie]

"Erica" needs God to give her a financial blessing to pay off her credit cards, which she obviously misused. This prosperity pimp, instead of telling her to be more responsible with her finances and cut those cards up so that she wouldn't be in this mess in the future, pimps God to give her $10,000, and assures her that it's coming. Pathetic.

[AtlantaAngel84]

well if she is such a dumb fuck then she get what she deserves. all these preachers just get over on these desperate idiots.

[Rapturenow]

@XposeTheLie CHRIST healed many people and they didn't have to give him a dime. He never asked for anything but, that they believe.

[codyo91]

DID YOU HEA DAT?

[JonnyInfinite]

I curse these warts..

[Yorchmiroku]

nigga power, nigga people r funny

[teria84]

YES!....

[kcalb8]

i curse these warts...lmao...bible says beware of false prophets...

[ladyesha15]

hmm first the man said a honda truck..then he said a F150? LIESSS

[klone90356647]

maan fuck this guy

[tr00ths33k3r]

if god paid bills off on request, how is it america tanked? oh that's right, no bibles in the schools.