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From: tubulargard
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  • you know the song is lagit when they spelled first wrong

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  • @jayden633 you know the comment is legit when they spell legit wrong

  • so me face will be leaving in 1/4 of an hour id like you to be on it!!

  • i've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers.....but then I've got a few fucks as well!

  • my face will be leaving in quarter of an hour..I'd like you to be on it........haha great lyrics in most of his songs..

  • the most romantic song ever written,

  • @roygee09 hahahahaha too right maarrnn

  • Kev for PM,,

  • Why is it tittled? as FIST, not FIRST?

  • @Xyru87 first

    

  • cause ya got a nice head ,, wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny cunt

  • this blokes a boss!

  • I'm laughing so hard it's making me fart lmao

  • What the hell's a fist date?

  • If you don't like this song, you're a prick, simple

  • @paul82pac If ya dont like it you're a Cunt

  • This song is full of win!

  • If people find this offensive, dont watch simple!!!!! Hes a bloody legend!!!!!

  • 4 people dont fuck on 1st dates

  • "Does your dad own a brewery" LOL.. VERY HANDY

  • it usually work this cus the chick thinks your a good cunt and yeh haha

  • If I would try that here I'd get a good smack with a wine bottle.

  • So low brow, but so damn funny. 

  • 3 people got the answer NO.

  • @straffster2 Hahahaa, well spotted.

  • @CarpMagic we were trading copies of copies of copies of Kev tapes as kids in the late 80s. The first time you hear a grown up singing rude words in a real song was a rite of passage in those days...

  • hehehe brings back so many memories, jesus its been years and years and yeaarssss since i heard these, Kevin Wilson was the tapes we had to hide under our beds when me and my bro lived at home, mum n dad never let us listen and tried pinching um to throw them away lol no broadband and easy downloads back then!.. Anyway currently getting every single Wilson song in one simple download, Sweet.. :o) \\o o// do ya fuck on firssst datessss \\o o//

  • 3 People dont have a sense of humour?

  • Oh my God I remember listening to this when I was 14! Nine years ago! At that age, this was SOOOOO rude!

  • THIS IS HOW I MENT MY WIFE :P

  • It would save some time lmaoooooooo

  • 2 people dont have a sense of humour

  • Classic - 5 stars

  • no these lines dont work ):

  • i tried... then woke up in hospital 2 days later

  • classic :)

  • love it

  • yer i fu(k any time lol :)

  • YES I DO .....LOL

  • Brill

  • what a tune

  • good old fucken kev ae str8 to the point good cunt the world would be shooting blanks if it wasent for you

  • classic.

    

  • LOL "If we can decide your place or mine... we can FUCK offff then"

  • another gem from the master, keep em comming Kev, good man

  • this just grate i will triy it

  • lmfao my fave xD

  • brilliant..........

  • Wish more blokes would've been direct like this with me. I'd still have told 'em b*llocks but it would've saved a lot of time - and bullsh*t.

    Good for you Kev!

  • @TheCrazyEm You fuck on first dates ? haha

  • kevin for pm :)

  • funny as fuck from glasgow the funniest 9inch city in the world ....... mon the scotttssss

  • lol this is funny

  • LMFAO!!!!!

  • Bloody Legend!

  • LEGENED

  • ^^ LOL.

  • greatttt!

  • legend!!!!!!!!!

  • im gonna try these lines, im not jokin either lmao

  • @mikeyboy141x how'd it go mate??

  • tried these lines....it WORKED!!!

  • @seansun3000

    one word... bollocks

  • @seansun3000

    she had HIV, she fooled you mate :P

  • You lads needta wear a cup! NO more kneed knackers.

    Oh 'n' Poppy darlin' how 'bout the 2nd? LOL.

  • this is great ! where was this song when i was on the prowl as a single ?

  • no i dont fuck on the first date lol xx

    kev ur a ledge luv ya

  • this guy is awsome

  • BAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

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