Mummy Costume Tutorial

[adevai]

pttt

[themelanie988]

OOO-KKK, was that a toilet paper? o.O

[pzamorette]

I use stacks of dollar bills to clean myself after I use the toilet. Will wrapping myself in money have the same spooky effect?

[MsMarekat]

wouldnt you rather do this or count the sheets of toilet paper??

[KillerDonnaKYO]

I love that you posted the number to call. <3

[The01Gaby]

You should be a spokesperson :D

[Erin3013]

@EbiliDuckies wow thank you for sharing your stupid personal life...

[Snekke13]

LMAO. RAGGEEE xD so funny.

[roxxyfoxify]

Lol I hope I'm not the only one who called. :P

[lxBlackiexl]

@jcsittig rule 4. :3

[IMVUGasp]

Your sense of humor is God-like.

I friggin' love you.

[xoxoZashleyoxox]

@jcsittig And you.

Wait, why would they have a grammy for that? Grammies are music awards.

[TheHikari1997]

@jcsittig someones a bit sensitive...jackass

[30zsProduction]

@jcsittig She's being sarcastic, stupid.

[11babycandy]

hahaha you should have tried cha cha cha CHARMIN =] jijiji

[panther0567]

who the hell is Tutankhamun?

I think Howard Carter misread it, it was actually Jpmetzankhamun.

[fuselshauf]

It is ironic that you said the toilet paper company makes a crappy product

[jumbagumbo]

@fuselshauf You're punny. c;

[omgdudeitsjavi3]

@fuselshauf It's actually coincidence, not irony.

[mizyki]

I think you have to had watched more of your videoes to actually find this funny in any way :c it actually on the other hand made me angry and made me wanna sleep -_- sorry

[MeheartSoad]

I almost peed when you started ripping  your costume off.

[169axl169]

<33 sorry to hear about the flood justine :( x

[DearMyRachel]

woww you look so pretty (as usual)! I love your hair :)

[yahayra602]

That's hot.

[SnakeMxR]

lmfao its funny 2 years later and im still getting haterz comments for my comment! haha get a grip people!

[Laloki321]

Comment for money :)

[katluvur10]

I like how she pissing and moaning while just randomly ROLLING HER SELF IN FRIGGIN TOILET FRIGGIN PAPER

[shakirarocks11]

haha your funny

[ErinAdore]

You paid 59 cents for a single roll? If you get them in big packages.. You can get them for as cheap as 16 cents a roll >.>

[fishjohnburg]

Did you make the background music?It's cool.

[SnakeMxR]

CARROT STlCKS!

[ascruffyandscentlade]

haha "helpfully learning you guys anything", stupid.

[mattyjdarling]

Looks more like Lady Gaga than a ghost.

[teenytinychicky]

@mattyjdarling maybe thats because its supposed to be a mummy, not a ghost. douche...

[ashleyhasOJD]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo

[SnakeMxR]

WELL IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A DUMB ASS YOU WOULD KNOW THAT THE TOILET PAPER IS MADE TO RIP EASY SO YOU DON'T BLOCK YOUR TOILET AND I'M SURE WITH THE SHITS U MAKE THAT WOULD BE EASY.. IF YOUR GOING TO MAKE A MUMMY USE YOUR HEAD.. USE A RIPPED UP SHEET OR BANDAGES!! FUCKING WOMAN!!! ARGGHHH

[kumarslvr1]

@SnakeMxR she did it for fun.. cant u get it dumbass? seriously are u that dumb?

[SSsnake86]

@SnakeMxR Are you really that stupid..It's a joke you asshat

[imtheinsulter]

@SnakeMxR

wow....... ur stupid...

number 1 i cant believe you know toliet paper facts (nerd who googles toliet paper and dont you say its just common sense becuz you dont have any common sense seeing you dont get that it's a joke)

2 its really weird that you think about what her poop looks like

3 you are obviously not a fan so you must have looked up mummy tutorial...USE YOUR HEAD

4 STUPID IDIOT ARGGHHH (sound immature? thats basically what you did except mine is kooler)

[thechattyone1]

my birthday is on halloween

[445happy]

quite friggen calling us names -_-*

[445happy]

i...am a mummy...made..out of toilet paper!

[loudmouthmuzik509]

do u wipe yourass with that crap 1 ply is not for u try to find some 5 ply biggie

[hellokittyhasnopitty]

@loudmouthmuzik509 well youd need 5 ply to wrap your bigg ass ugly mouth

[BABW44]

your voice is sooo entertaining. LOVEE IT!

[NatariiSama]

The toilet paper had a nervous breakdown from being in your presence.

[lelechim]

omg I lol'd at this video :O  WASTE OF 59¢!

[djDav3Dee]

lool what a debbie downer

[ThexEmptyxHearted]

bahahaah. i wish we were best friends.

[junkyardrae123]

can you make a video about kim kardashians make up! please please please............

[XxRainbowGoatxX]

I called. :D the machine didn't give me "complain" as a choice.. :\

[hopeforheros11]

hahaha dumbasses :) your so funny :)

[tannergrier]

so my friend is basically the perfect guy for you, acts the same way as you in your videos and he paces around the house with a cane how cool is that?

[EbilDuckies]

a few days back, my former best friend told me she doesn't think your videos are "that funny". i've stopped talking to her and we're no longer friends.

[GustaveKwak]

@EbilDuckies man, you're so "objective" and totally "rational"...lol.

[dbdii]

At 1:13, You look like Lady Gaga in that one music video

[xXwannabeguitaristXx]

you need 2-ply.

lol

[selenagfan7]

you wipe your ass with it. it dosent matter

[taylorbell06]

Shut up you damn bitch you are too fat and lazy to give out freaking candy you damn lazy bitch

[LifeIsMichelle]

@taylorbell06 She gets paid to do whatever she wants, what makes you think you coming here and saying something a 2 year old would say is going to stop her? u.u

[s2dorisyeung]

LOLOL AHAHAH

[lucy97100]

how do you set your hair on fire? xD

[nagacanario]

shouldn't be so negative all the time.jeez!

[Lompsty]

God Damn I love you.

[ILUVHPLOADS101]

you are my idol I want to be just like you when I grow up :P

[shemini850]

i love you you make me cry tears of joy.

[zoecastillo717]

Man... I want to be your bestfriend so badly!!!

[aliseeahgo]

what's the name of the video in which she talks about burning her scalp? lmao

[alahad]

god im crying... this is so funny...

[feilong168]

lol hahahahahahaha

[fishjohnburg]

Don't kill me for laughing. <:(

[radazie]

I laughed so hard at 2:04 when that little piece of toilet paper was stuck in your hair! Amazing. (:

[VicVicious21]

And its SEPTIC SAFE!!! ;D LMFAO!!!

[fishjohnburg]

Toilet paper is the worst mummy ever.Find a white sheet and tear it.

[jenfurey]

I just spit out my drink from laughing.

note to self: never drink while watching jpmetz.

[TacoRocko1]

@jenfurey

I showed my friend one of jpmetz's videos and she choked on her drink XD

[beautifulMACguru]

@ninky1pooka130

you are so gorgeous with and without makeup... keep doin what your doin girl:)

it is dumb most of people viewing this video cant spend the $ on expensive make up these days since its so pricey :(

Luckily MAC is giving away a bunch of freebies this week...tons of makeup for free

Might it helps some of you outi will save u some time, heres the contest pagegiveaway site.

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oh an tha coupon code for page 2 is mac46

[AndiixLove]

This video made me subscribe. (:

I think I have a new favorite youtuber. :D

[djhireg]

1:13 1:20 1:28 2:10

[Caitshybabes]

I watch you to

1) Listen to your god damn sexy voice

2) Laugh like frig

[TheBumbleBeeKid]

omg i luvvvv uuu

[utopiax88]

haha that was too awesome i cant stand papery toilet paper i imagine its hard to be a mummy in it when it cant even hold together wiping your butt! ha!

[SayuriSumisu]

XDXDXDXD

I wonder how many people really called HomeLife because of this.

[Zfusion2000]

is her "thing" being a bitch to all the viewers

[xkrissy9x]

it's comedy the hell

[clarinetplayer20]

nope thats just to you ha maybe your being a bitch to all the viewers

[JustinTynne]

Oh shit son! Someone hold her weave! She's finna fight you bb!

[Daisy0Duck]

Leth's requets something

Can you do a "what's in my purse video?"

i'm friggin serious the frig

[wtfandrea]

LOL

[millmo7]

I will think of you everytime i wipe my ass from now on the frig!

[PeteWentz83]

Dear jpmetz,

Sorry for making crappy toilet paper and ruining your life.

Sincerely,

Homelife

[XpressTUBER]

Couldn't be more creative!

[625ecm]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH youre so funny i love you

[jackkcahill]

SO FUNNNY

hahaha

xx

[Idemiselenafanoxox]

LOL !!!! XD i love this hella funny !

[StaceyDashFan]

Haha :'D !

[qtslim83]

LOL...you even provided a "dupe" for the toilet paper you're hilarious, I had to subscribe!!!

[msbarb1]

Now that's funny

[Vamplady18]

You're Great!!!! :D You really made my night ;)

[killacamerine]

i love you!

[MCHChannel]

we called about the toilet paper and we told them it riped and got a infection on our hand from poop. i think we made "Carolines" day.

[lol1lady916]

thanks for slowing down for me....lol

[MichikoAkaYuki]

Lmao!!! Hilarious

[prisilavila]

has anyone called home lifes number??

[ItsTheKanninbal]

ROFLLLL

[amandahissa]

hahahahaha

[catchmejonas]

well ..

it's a little funny ..

[thebestbaby100]

:D:D:D:D

[DuckysDoll]

Thank you so much for making me spit my pop on my new laptop! YOU OWE ME! LOL!

[poofster333]

WHERE DO WE BUY TOILET PAPER?!

justine this isn't indepth enough

[RudeGirlClaudia]

lmfao!!! You are too funny!!!

[ChenoaMartika]

helpfully learning you guys anything......*insert cricket noices*..... yep

[noturlady]

gauze is better than toilet paper

[sparkie1006]

chick, i love you! you tell it how it is and you dont beg for people to like your shit! its about friggin time we get someone like you.

[mirandaugh]

i wonder how many calls HomeLife received after the making of this video? hahaha

[heffasaurus]

can you do a tutorial on how to shave your armpits? thanks.

[beccababyy08]

HAHAHA, YES ! Do it, Justine !

[Juiceboxxxpoptart]

I love how rude you are :) no offence, it's funny.

[AurynThePaladin]

She's a female version of Adam Corolla.

[TapiocaPud]

Uhhh - go a little further back. She reminds me more of Gilbert Gottfried.

the grating voice, the yelling, the frowning...

[jpmetz]

greatest compliment ever!

[RaineSageFan]

@jpmetz now that I've seen jpmetz read and respond to a comment, my life is complete

[AurynThePaladin]

Touche. She does seem like a female Gottfried. But still I think Adam Corolla would get a kick out of seeing this video thinking she was a Corolla impersonator lawl.

[gavrilophonzip]

@TapiocaPud lol.

[VictorianDarling]

LOL!!!!!

[candycane19]

Mummy Costume Tutorial=failure lol

[melikeyyeah]

Oh God they're gonna have their lines completely full.

[nickjonaslkker1223]

im laughing soo hard im crying haaaaaa

[ihmlihml]

I'm complaining.

[xMusicInMyMindx]

ya very stylish ...

[bummercucumber]

I love this.

[lbrj720]

LOL That was so funny you're hilarious

[1myshoosh]

You know, you can save your 59 cents and just wait to dress up until AFTER your house (or the neighbor's) gets T.P.ed ... Now that's thrifty =]

[lookinlovelyashell]

Call me immature, but I lol'd @ the toilet paper stuck in your weave.

<3

[latrelus]

u r awsome.

[bubblegum404]

"i dont enjoy anything!! " hahahaha luv u

[xDalyssaDx]

.....

[k213389]

justine i love you so much.

[SuicideBLondEx]

Ray almost shit himself laughing at this one! 

You gotta help me be this for halloween...I might have some trouble wrapping.

[Brittyinsane]

I was expecting "HomeLife? More like HOMELESS."

[roger20hot]

you're going to make the funniest old lady :)

[mizperceived]

5 stars for still having a little piece of tp stuck in your hair at the end!

[sarahcarbs]

To Whom It May Concern, On behalf of Homelife Toilet Paper, we would like to issue a formal apology for causing Justine's halloween tutorial and other matters in her life to be a fail.

 Sahry.

[quesadillla08]

I love your personality on youtube. What gave you the idea to have that kind of personallity for youtube videos? It's brilliant, I love it.

[clarinetplayer20]

First thing u gotta do is take it out of its stupid packaging of let me go slow at ur stupid pace lol

[JuanitaNadie]

¿Homelife toillet paper? .... it should be called "poop-in-your-finger-for-sure" toillet paper.

[Jclone07]

you kinda just hate life dont you? :o

[TheStrawberryPoison]

ok. very...interessting

[RifledBarrel]

stupid yanks....your dumbass 'tradition' of 'trick or treat' has spread to the UK...but kids here use it to intimidate innocent people and vandalise property.....shove your Halloween up your ass

[clarinetplayer20]

wow wow wow that was xcgf i cant even describe how that was but really well informed

[beccababyy08]

Look at you, all happy and such about Halloween..

Come to the US... OUR Halloween isn't like YOUR Halloween. Shove YOUR Halloween up YOUR ass. :D

[1122me0x]

that was really funny

[ihatearmaan]

Pretty green. (:

[PartySpikeJager]

U should've tried Charming. But don't go squeezin them hehehe

[rtbk449]

Love it.

Just wrap yourself in aluminum foil and go as leftovers! =)

[XbirthdayXmassacreX]

you remind me of broom ninja.

[JuStiiNesBrOss]

okay seriously man i first laughed the hell out of myself caus of your videos justine. and now i just get depressed and im gonna unsubscribe.

[omeleko]

justine, i bet there is one thing you enjoy...being mad lol. and you do it so well too =D. i enjoy you anger, especially when it comes with an air punch

[ChannelRichard]

LOL -- Justine... YOU are comedic genius. hahahahahahaha @ toilet paper mummy costume tutorial. Too hilar

[carissag99]

<3 you!

[NanShirley]

That is awful.

[narcisticthinker]

I'm an employee of Homelife and we stand behind our product 100%. Your just using it wrong. :)

[lronmice]

You're just using "your" wrong. :)

[narcisticthinker]

SPELLING NAZI!!!

[MACtinix3]

i hate some of the people that leave comments on videos. they make me so angry, and they aren't even my videos. GET A LIFE PPL. i love your videos Justine - u are amazing.

[LeanyB]

Thing is, don't worry about the hateful comments. The more people comment, the more Justine gets paid. So who is laughing in the end? YAY for Justine!!!

(i'm so going as a Mummy this year...)

[kaycieleaver]

she doesnt get paid for this

[jpmetz]

yeah i do, haha

[kaycieleaver]

lol my bad!

[ZxenthRa]

um, yes she does. It's called being partnered.

LOOOOL best tutor ever !! XD