Britain's Got Nutters 2010 Part 1

[mermaidsh2o]

I worship the woman who heard Simon wasn't judging and her reaction immediately was "Yes! He's not here!" That's what I sound like when my G.C.S.E. Drama teacher is off.

[gibrgrabun]

i just wanna punch the burper in the face, so fucking disgusting

[SpawnstarUK]

I can't be the only one who at 02:11 read:

Michael Lavender

Retarded Teacher, 71

[MrJustinArt]

04:04

Best one yet!

[MsCodysimpsonrox]

i feel sorry for the dog

[BOMGOBONGO]

i love michael's voice

[unrestowl]

the second the girl in the michael jackson outfit went on stage, i facepalmed. i'm so sick of people trying to be him.. it's getting so old!!

[hypoksifilia]

The dog lady actually sang quite well

[RogerFM95]

piers is worse than Simon

[lesshairagain]

FUCKING LOVE ANT AND DEC!!!! XDDDD

[danceinside9]

I'd be SO pissed if my dog was putting its nasty walkin on the street paws all over my guitar!

[aeaon]

02:20 EPIC! Amanda I love you :D

[creative416]

the hosts, or emcees, or whatever they're called, are HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[shootgun2000]

2:35 the louis light is off

[gibrgrabun]

lol aww, poor humiliated Laika <3 xD

[IIxWOLFxII]

Shit now they are saying no to the dog TOO? PETA is not going to like this....

[IIxWOLFxII]

How could they say no to that ADORABLE parrot?! LoL

[Westsound191]

8:00 - 8:03 - Dialogue between Simon & the dog :-)

[MrButchBouchard]

the dog dont play guitar... but is mistress , sing very good !!

[bozaki87]

the grandpa was trolling!!!!

[revettes]

poor simon, his dreams where crushed. D:

[ArchMelleck]

2:10 Crack is hell of a drug

[TardisEqualsLove]

That poor dog. XD

[slowjoe789]

i liked Simon Cowell he was like the funny jerk but sometimes he went a bit to far.

[Vortex289]

@slowjoe789 Because he goes to far he's a jerk. If he never did then he would just be funny.

[mik301080]

it's scary in the jungle aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[JohannaLovesBlood]

I feel so sorry for that poor dog..

[AmbyAstro]

i didnt know chickens lived in the jungle >->

[NhoxkbiLe]

lol



[kokokus1]

simon is funny

[s52608]

how did brittan got such nutty people? arent there psychiatrists there?

[XGetoDacX]

I feel compassion for that dog, it's embarrassed

[Randomfilms23]

britains has guts but thats about it!

[zERImewsick]

Though these were pretty bad, we all know they would've gotten through if they were children. :|

[fishiejennie]

At least they've got guts!

[smay96]

If the lady with the guitar and the dog said she was a comedian, she'd have gotten through XD

[SailorPinkRanger]

The audience was screaming off even after the judges had x'd out the MJ lady! That's awful! :(

[pondsj01]

If I was 71 yrs old I would do WTF I felt like doing too :)

[colosalguitarist]

i feel soo sorry for the dog!..but how funny would it be if the dog performwd eruption!

[PanderflyLUV]

Damn. Simon REALLY wants to see that dog play the guitar! lol XD

[fastthot2u]

Simon has so much patience with all nuts :D

[newsgirl132]

OK PEOPLE I WAS WRONG I GET IT NOW!!! lol sorry for shouting. 80 people have corrected me now, I get it :P

[KeyonSumner]

@newsgirl132

"Neil." (Am I the 82nd?.. Sorry but I had to!) :P

[newsgirl132]

@KeyonSumner dang it!! haha

[CodedRhythmTalk]

So that woman's talent was for a parrot to eat mashed-potatoes off of a fork? Mad skills.

[monster762]

@CodedRhythm Thankfully not the best Britain has to offer.

[msparkheeyoung]

i love it when at 5:45 amanda pushed pier's pen! lol

[FranFlavVideos]

@msparkheeyoung LoL xD

[msparkheeyoung]

This makes me think britain's got no talent. lol! haha

[scrapstampcreate]

The dog guitar act was like the singing frog cartoon.

[philman401]

the dog is so adorable :D

[whiteninja999]

christine looks like keith richards

[firdausj13]

simon love dogs :D

[Music4AII]

1:56 I want to hear that on a loop

[steventje741]

5 people were thinking they are talented because they can burp, but now their dreams popped =(

[l0chis1]

Alzheimer!!!!!

[Chiisana00]

LOL! PARTY IN THE BACKSTAGE WHEN SIMON IS NOT HERE, LOL!

[Zapeera]

slowest moonwalk on the walk of EARTH OR THE UNIVERSE

[shahir05]

I love simon's reaction when the dog strummed the guitar.... Hahahahahahaha!

[ShadowoOfBlood]

3:24 He was in the World Records book of 200 uh, I think 9.

[kelpie555]

@ShadowoOfBlood hes in alot lol

[Harutmakina]

"Melissa, I thought the dog was going to play the guitar" Awsome!

[falcon20106]

this is so funny.

[Bordin255]

Poor dog :/ looks so damn sad.

[2011rubik]

4:06 hahahahahaha love that two guys, they're always really funny ^^ go guys!!! hehe

[MrTakvam]

Britain`s got to much spare time!

[snaz76]

05:03 doesn´t she kinda look lige an old version of Cher Lloyd?

[daniel91pereira]

lance armstrong had nutcancer ,maybe the moonwalk wast too painfull for him

[BlackSkullArmor]

the burpa---great... Oh simon

[GCMaxProductions]

the burp, i wish he had puked on the microphone then thrown it into the audence!!!

[iKnowUWatchMe]

@newsgirl123 its Neil Armstrong lol Lance Armstrong was an cyclist :p

[newsgirl132]

@iKnowUWatchMe YEP I know I keep having to tell everyone I messed up, haha

[iren479]

reaally funny that dog

[Guildenstern114]

What's the song that starts at about 6:30 when the Michael-Jackson's-Glove lady is leaving?

[hobbitgirl26]

Come see a rare, exotic sight: SIMON COWELL: HUNCHED OVER WITH LAUGHTER, AFTER TRULY THINKING THE DOG WOULD PLAY THE GUITAR!

[arabsmoon]

When ppl badly want money, they will think dogs play guitar

[yinyengz515]

I gotta say the dog looks cool with his backpack

[nawaf10soccer]

Whats the name of the Michael Jackson song at 5:37? Plz anyone!

[Pinkscrubs92]

@nawaf10soccer Billie Jean

[plitas]

Cyclist* 

[godzillafights]

i thought she was good alone and if she only played by herself she would have done great

[chance793]

"That dog looks very apologetic" Haha love Amanda xD

But I feel sooo sorry for that poor dog, I really don't understand why she needs to be dressed up like that --'

[plitas]

@newsgirl132 He said Neil, not Lance... Lance is a racing cybclist, Neil is the astronaut.

[newsgirl132]

@plitas yep, I realized that after I typed it. Too lazy to delete it and correct myself :P thanks!

[bambuistu]

@newsgirl132

That's NIELS Armstrong... :) Cheers mate!

[igor2978]

"I've never seen the dog looking embarrased before ...Until now " LOL !!!

[asti898]

@newsgirl132

Um...pretty sure he said Neil love.

[newsgirl132]

@asti898 HE DID, haha I keep having to tell people I messed up! :)

[autonom12341234]

@newsgirl132

Neil armstrong .. not lance ;)

[skippermix]

@newsgirl132 didnt know lance armstrong "the tour de france rider" could moon dance ;) he said niel

[newsgirl132]

@skippermix lol I need to delete my comment, I've had like 20 people remind me of this already :P

[SainteMarieAurore]

@newsgirl132 Lance Armstrong is actually pretty fast, he's the bicycle guy. The moon one is Neil Armstrong ^^

[Xforeverlove21]

@newsgirl132

He said Neil not lance lol

[CaptianComment]

@newsgirl132 Lance Armstrong does moonwalk quite slowly... especially after he's done cycling. because he cycles a lot. He's a cyclist.

[newsgirl132]

@CaptianComment yep.

[nikolazelen7]

@CaptianComment he said Neil...Neil Armstrong...the first man on the moon? hence the moonwalk... XD...

[KFGirl81]

@newsgirl132 I think you mean Neil...Lance was a cyclist...

[eatmypantal00n]

Burper keep the mic!

[MegaMacDuckFaceLips]

9:26 the dog mouths 'yes' - play from further forward the dog is agreeing with piers! :)

[MrBleachluver12]

*dog strums guitar lamly thinking ugh not again8 "come on doggy play guitar"

[hanz772]

love ant and dec :)

[zelly7azul]

Rnadom question...I wonder if Simon and Amanda ever screwed....simply wondering....xD

[TheBelenmc]

who wants a burping master ?!?!?!?! thats retarted ..... thumbs up

p.s he burbs quit well ;) ;)

[NJADoherty]

LOUIS!!!

[tarheelgirl641]

ant and dec were more intertaning then him!

[MADmemphis564]

Oh moj boshe...

[suphuwtf]

Simon seems nicer when he wears suit.

[magi10001]

and he used to be a teacher ...

[gutterfroggy]

lol the girl with the dog shouldve just been a comedy act :P

[gutterfroggy]

lol! I love the hosts of this show, there hilarious :)

[arabsforever]

YOOO lmao at Amanda's face @ 2:20

[MatriXtyle]

If she hadn't told them the dog was going to play she might have passed to the next round by singing.

[MatriXtyle]

A lpatinum record? She'd be lucky to have a little chocolate coin!

[Serena2583]

That dog was begging the judges for help. Yeesh

[GPS4399]

idiot british

[XenonsSpork]

Simon was nice to someone? wtf haha

[dannysoya]

What the hell? A burper? some of these people are just shocking.

[MsMoonTheLoon]

I ADORE ant & dec!!!!!

[jbfan142]

Simon laughing? XDDD

[philipbiro]

Press 4 continously..

[e7l13]

at least this all goes to show we brits arent ashamed to make ourselves look stupid for the sake of entertainement. :) i think thats good

[e7l13]

@e7l13 although some of this is just painful. :)

[ZyggieFromJiU]

can doggeh haz bone nao?

[dim432]

That dog 8:15 he is thinking oh god

[JennyEllenNelson]

I haven't seen moon walking that slow since Armstrong

you look boring but you a freakkking funny!

[cronus4rock]

I would fuckin rail Amanda so hard.

[LukeGeoDude]

"I haven't seen moon walking that slow since Armstrong" ROFL that was genius

[MrSoccerr]

OH THAT POOR MIC!

[Romashkarusska]

Woahh Living on a prayer :)

[JaSchAirbourne]

lmfaoooooooo @ 4:06-4:07

[1939PlymouthRatRod]

See just goes to prove one shouldnt work with animals or old women

[FantasmaLuna]

I don't think I've ever seen a dog look THAT humiliated before.

[anton1990]

That poor dog.

[wwe12345678999]

rebbacca black in the future

[tokeabow]

2:22

[elliethelephant2]

uhhh... y is simon in a SUIT?!?!?!

[LemmingFace]

Poor Simon he was totally looking forward to seeing that dog play the guitar.

[therock19]

o dear its the burper

[iankevinsevilla]

These guys are lucky, beheading is uncommon nowadays...

[gellycrock]

I love how Amanda says hello...''hellau''

[youaregarrett]

And I danced And I sang

[mushu207]

i cant believe that even for a second the judges woulda actualy thought the dog could strum th guitar XD

[Mikrogrimm]

@mushu207 Agreed  XD

[Coracola21]

@mushu207 but in all seriousness i though it was too! haha idk just hoping i guess!

[sam0xin]

some people here just to say f**k U..........

[qbIxXREEMXxIdp]

in the end simon loled his ass for real ~_~ !!

[colecooper2011]

the 2 one was stupid

[SpockLover27]

Everyone's giggling at the dog one was so cute! XD

[SpockLover27]

Dec little burp, and Ant's giggling was so darling! :D

[iJONATZ]

the dog surely is embarassed!!! :))) lolz

[maxtenn11]

michael was so funny...:|

[cma8666]

amanda has a very unique laugh

[LazyScott99]

Amanda's face at 2:20 was utterly fantastic......she is thinking "Oh my God! this guy is a nutter!!! lmao

[marissasue1]

i'm usually for gentler letdowns bt that dog-lady was just asking f a serious bout of humiliation frm simon.............and she didn't get it!!!!!!!!!!!

i think her singing got her off easier, tht's wht i think :)

[GSMOUSA]

Oh my god I made the biggest mistake and ate a sandiwch before watching those 10 minutes, I almost died !!!!!

[imagineerboi]

Was that dog wearing a crucifix?! WTF?!

[ThisAintTheHookUp]

The dog said "get thta fucking guitar away from me, bitch!"

[sanctainquisitio]

Dog is seriously frown here. This is animal abuse.

[looloorex]

that poor dog !!

[The4621]

at the dog part...that was a epic fail...omgeeeeeeee....LOL...

[alabammaRIGA]

I LOVE SIMON

DEM I WHANT HIM FO SURE

[TheBlackBird11]

Oh my god, What a horibble person that woman is against her dog.

[Shamarocy]

OMG Amanda is soo HoT im gonna die

[sabmusimax]

poor dog she's like I don't wanna play the fuck**** guitars bitch!!!!

[crematedmemoir]

@RachelFuryRocks

that's a bloody understatement mate :)

[Balmung32]

4:06 Absolute perfect timing!

[jetli4543]

The dog is like F u simon..