NO OFFENSE BUT...

[madawesomeness15]

No offense, but.......Ah screw it! I AM ABOUT TO OFFEND YOU! You look like a retard in the thumbnail of this video

[metaldorksforever666]

I had a councilor tell me I was extremely fat and needed to lose weight. I was 20 lbs underweight, depressed, and starving myself at the time.

[ItalianFilipinoGuy]

Have you ever thought about suicide? Like, have you ever sat down and thought about it?

Cause I was putting a lot of consideration into it and... well...

No offense, but I think you should kill yourself.

[MichelleLikeCookies]

lmao i never used no offense in that manner lol

I just come out and offend people

[tcraigh1]

I had this girl who initally seemed to get on with me as we have the same music taste, then she confessed before she met me she had spread rumors about me being a creep and a rapist just cus I was on my own alot. Even if she had been a babe I would have told her where to go but it turns out she was a dog anyway. She probably assumed she would get me as she thought I would settle for what I could get. Worse still most guys would have gone for her.

[DoctorKleShay]

I'm crying ahahahahahaha. # Deeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd

[MyBRIchannel]

No offense but your funny as hell

[JimmyAlicia]

warning i am about to offend u....... hi

[Timberman13]

I wanna just come out and offend people

[zXMattLsXz]

No offense but I have that hoodie

[robanator64]

no offense means u r being offensive & u know it.

[gobydick3]

marry me

[thatguy4885]

lmao I totally forgot about people using this! I stopped hearing this when I got into highschool.

[crazymisscarlza]

this is so true

[novelistwritterspn]

Thats so true though! people always say no offense and then just think they can say whatever they want! but this is quiet the way of dealing with it......lol

[MissMeara99]

What about saying it after?

[ecmplol67]

someone walked up to this chick and said no offence but you look like a dumbass

[blankgirl9180]

Lol my x-friend did that and said no offence but everyone hates you even me

[AngelBloodMaster]

I KNOW!!!! O_O

[warriorcats8989]

the worst way to die is too get eaten by a poptart monster

[tveg814]

worst thing i said is no offense but go paint the cieling red to a guy and to a girl that was really fuckin fat i told her no offense but it looks like u just cleaned out the cupboards hahah

[ryleahhall777]

put me on your next vid your sooooooooo funny i love you ps. no offense but your hot sooo hot did i use that right

[moonpearl666]

You keep saying that phrase... I do not think it means what you think it means...

[allwayssecondbest]

milesjai - its not that similar

[pasosek]

no offense, but you're awesome :-)

[BookerTos]

no offence but... im going to staple your ear lobes to your feet...

[andy56duky]

no offense but i like ur GF

[youngthomas123]

no offense but this video sucks :)

[andy56duky]

No offense but theres a smear on ur like bar

[allyncj]

saw some one shit on my friends car hood, i laughed he was offended and i had an awesome pun: no offence but your car looks like shit now

[TheMeatballs97]

Oh my god this is the funniest fluffee talks video I have seen so far :D

[jackshipp27]

my girlfriend lack of COD knowledge . revolting

[parredcookie07]

41 people have been offended

[LunasaDream]

At 0:20 if you look real close at his right eye, it twitches. o.=

[NicoleLW1992]

loving your hoodie :) x

[dj3042]

right way:no offence fluffy but I don't think you should always wear a hat in your vlogs

wrong way:no offence but you must have some screwed up hair (or none) if you are always hiding it in that hat like a pedo

[canadiandude305]

Best fluffy video ever

[CryztalQ]

i agree with this

[carlosm12]

No off fence butt

[d1v4dPwnz]

"I fucked her in the ass... repeatedly."

[d1v4dPwnz]

man I just left a comment on your "Diapers for Sale", and the thumbnail made me click this one. No offense.

[xTxNarutoxTx]

-,- I've been trying to tell this to people for years. It just pisses me off when someone says "No offence but your fucking ugly." Doesn't make it any less offensive.

[greenflame2038]

LOL "I was gonna be offended, but since you said no offence, it kinda prepared me. Imma just go put on some deoderant and kill myself"

[Jitters94]

No offence but ur dead!!!! I'm Dead?!!!! yeah ur dead. Say hi to Grandma!!! Wait when did she die!!! JUst now. O.O

[SammiFizzy53]

"WARNING! I am about to be offend you. I want you to take a gun, put it in your mouth and shoot yourself. Thank you, you have been offended. Have a nice day."

[BioPunk612]

@SammiFizzy53 My Girlfriend cheated and she said no offense

[andy56duky]

@SammiFizzy53 -was offended and comit fluffee-cide-

[Taruigi]

@SammiFizzy53 Thank you we all missed that part

[naruto1234299]

no offense but I'm going to rape you

[TheAndrewj96]

*What is the worst way to die?*

"Heart attack during sex."

LOLOLOLOLOL

[123loverXOXO]

41 people were too sensitive and got offended by this video

[Posseser9997]

Someone once threw there own shit at me :l

[trgrz123]

@Posseser9997 that was a monkey man

[somechickygirl]

What the fuck? I swear I haven't seen you in month, but I am subscribed to you. HUH. Am I crazy?

[1acroyear1]

Lol I just got into a fight with a black guy about that. They always say, "No disrespect, but..." and then proceed to say something that earns them a foot in the ass.

Well, lucky for me he's on parole and didn't want to take it to the cops.

[cid12highwind]

and the moral of the story "dot dot dot"

[TheKrypteian]

No offense, but you couldn't sound more of a fag if you tried.

[6927sexybitch]

a guy told me no offense but it looks like a brick fell on your face and i said no offense but is that brick that same one that fell on your dick and made u a chode

[nightchat]

41 People were offended. I think you are awesome.. no offense. LOL

[FukYouutoo]

"Warning: I am about to offend you" .. Love it. lol.

[DisturbedChild33]

No Offense but, you are a piece of *deleted by SOPA*.

[Mr432scott]

@xAndTheHeroWillFallx

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

[ratheanne]

Can I marry you, Fluffee? -3

[iSamSays]

Once I told my ex boss's father in law who is the CEO. "No offence I think your son in law is cheating on the model you just hired"

[JanitorMcJones]

"it's pathetic just come out and offend some people" hahaha

[casandrababy1223]

Your eyebrows are uncontrollable.... love ur uploads tho!!!



[JeydonLuver2]

"Go out and offend some people" I did that... LOOL. I went to this girl in my school and said, "You smell like cat piss. Take a shower, please? Mmk? Bye." I think I have made an enemy... <:

[LaMereACaniche]

@JeydonLuver2 That's just being retarded. Move on.

[LOGIC42369]

lol this was a funny one, fluffy

[Kiffybubbles33]

@renji928 happened while I was working at a grocery store. Who are you to judge anyway?

[Millyshirley]

"No offense, but you're really pale... Except for your freckles."

Really, asshole? Really?

[THErandom370]

OMG get a life!!! .:D:D:D (what a bitch)

[tangjord]

Once a girl said no offense but you suck at life 0.o

[PopcornCutie3]

Once my so called friend said no offence...but you look like an emo whore... Needless to say were not friends anymore ._.

[yomama958]

My bro thinks that no offense is supposed to be offensive, he said one time when we were in an argument. . . No offence, i said thats not supp- No offence, what are yo- no offence. thats the funniest way that the phrase has evr been used

[Oniontears123TNG]

No offence, but you are a lovely and graceful person.

[flamees45]

no offense but... SOPA CAN SUCK MY HORSES BALLS

[leahice88]

My bff said said to another girl... no offense but your fat an look like you weigh 2 tons ...she got her ass kicked.. Also she got sat on... Ouch

[mistasmooth25]

So true.

[Kiffybubbles33]

When I was 15, a 80 year old man asked me if I wanted to get laid...... Ya... Offended and creeped the fuck out

[renji928]

@Kiffybubbles33 I honestly doubt that...

[Kiffybubbles33]

Agreed.

[pichirisu]

I also like this approach. Instead of "No offense, but I hate your face. Please fix it." say "I hate your face and every time I see you I want to curb stomp you so nobody else has to look at you for the rest of eternity." It usually works pretty well for me.

[tamirar]

lol

[Heather95616]

My best friend of 15 years told me once No offence your a B**** and your boy friend agrees and left me to cry in her room

[tamirar]

@Heather95616 You don't need friends like that, eh?

[TheOriginalKingD]

No offense but I'm about to say the most disrespectful shit anybody has ever said to you

[DisrespecfulSyrup]

@TheOriginalKingD i think i would be more likely to say that :)

[Landistus]

My worst way to die would be living my life to its full time! i hates life so lonely

[xyleu2]

PIPA AND SOPA? HOW BOUT' NOPA!!!!

[spazzybatman]

I watched this and the day after that, I went to school and everyone was using this phrase wrong. I was laughing so hard. :)

[lilikei01]

No offense but i don't give a fuck xD

[FunkeFresh480]

Canadians are so polite

[MrSpiderman243]

when i herd justin biebers voice i was like baby baby baby NO

[BrutePowerpunkGirl]

@Advancedfr Don't worry dude, you're not alone both of our retinas have been scarred for life.

[catkinsiren]

THE BLOODY $#@&ING SP.......remember thumpers mother...AND CHRIST SU@%ING GRA....THUMPErsmotherthumpersm­otherthumpersmother...........­..on here.

[sukitez1000]

Yes exaclly fukin PRICKS!

[videoguy3211]

No offence, but this video is BLOODY BRILLIANT!

[dcs290]

@videoguy3211 no offense b... NVM .... WARNING YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE OFFENDED! Bloody is fucking annoying and for faggots to use.

[videoguy3211]

@dcs290 You're welcome.

[lonewanderer22]

thank you sir because of you you helped me get an a on an writing wxam and i gave u all credit man your great

[gunny426plymouth]

No offense but your a fucking queer! "ooooooh soorry I wasn't aware, like thanks so much for telling me heheheh." anytime faggot.......

[MrBen1397]

Hey babe no affence but your too lose and you smell like ass cheese

[missbookz]

Worse thing i've had done? "no offense, but you shouldv'e just died" ... well, wtf.

On another note, No offense fluffee, but I freaking love you :D

[KandTforlife]

That I looked canadian. Thanks mom...

[KandTforlife]

You havee to make a good video for the 420th video!

[BaleemR]

LOOOOL

[trolloftheocean]

I love your sweatshirt and shirt...pink and light blue, TRUE MAN

[luckyhollyX3TT]

Can someone please tell me what's up with Christians have with gays anyway? No where in the bible does it say in big bold letters that "God Hates Gays" or even hints towards that statement so what's up with that?

[strikerrick]

@luckyhollyX3TT in the bible it says two of the sme sex should not be together ...something like that

[RandomGuyOnUTube]

Sorry my phone accidentally put dislike :(

[ruppyrupprupp]

no offense fluffee but you are not one bit funny to me. what's weird is that I discovered you when you were having less than a thousand views and your videos back then were the funniest things ive ever on youtube. I don't even understand what you do anymore. hope you see this.

[MOGhammy]

I told my friend I was German and he call be a damn nazi

[hammy1470]

At the end of the video i can never listen to you and read the comments without getting majorly confused

[TheSimJEM]

Sopa.

[SomeRandomGamerDude]

@TheSimJEM nice top comment :P

[pinkfloyd36123]

Why do you barely ever make videos anymore?

[Shriffican]

Someone called me a bunny fucker.... I give him points for creativity

[policepuppy2]

O_o your making me choose??? there all horrible



[LandonProduction]

Fluffee I am the next Canadian up comer on youtube! I am like u but better. . . lol

[MsMoonDragoon]

no offence but - remainder of this comment removed by 卐OPA.-

[coolsly101]

i saw a justin bieber video it offended my eyes ears and anal orifice

[TheSUPERCOMPUTERGUY]

Do you rehearse or have a piece of paper?

[DisrespecfulSyrup]

@TheSUPERCOMPUTERGUY wh do you think he squints so much?

[Nickasauur]

@TheSUPERCOMPUTERGUY he talks..

[N16Teen]

"Pull your pants down and shit on the pie"...LOL :D

[Ramphisify]

Noo offense But I dont like your videos

[aglefed]

i got raped by a koala bear

[Ktprkins]

No offensive but I used to bathtub for sex and well your boyfriend too

[ben10TG]

Casey Anthony

[Blehmoney22]

i love this guy

[avistomad]

the most offensive thing is that im posting comments since i was 17 and still cant see them in your videos.

[Trollololololful]

@avistomad your comments are probably stupid as fuck

[avistomad]

@Trollololololful ......if you dont like me you can suck my dick.

[Trollololololful]

@avistomad Why would I do that if I didn't like you? You're not very clever are you? No wonder he doesn't pick your comments.

[RandomVids863]

FLuffee! Talk about 卐OPA! (thetic)

[85jimmie]

you are the best

[Allyson24015]

No offense but ive never heard of fLuffee.... What?!

[Tupac786Jr]

no offense but you dress like a fag...

[andy56duky]

no offense but i cant understand no offense buts

[RockLeeFan1]

A Jew called me a fat ass Christian. And I'm not even fat. ='(

[Repoopera13]

FLUFFEE HELP!!!! YOUTUBE IS MAKING US SWITCH TO THEIR NEW GAY ASS CHANNEL DESIGN ON MARCH 1ST. AND I HATE IT!!! >< I SEE YOU STILL USE THE OLD ONE TOO. WHAT WE DO???!!! I LOOK TO YOU IN ALL YOUR INFINITE WISDOM.

[jkrjjrs]

Reading racist jokes to a black guy

[digitalphilosopher]

SOPA and PIPA are the most offensive thing I have heard of

[thebeatlesheyjude]

uhmm...uh... what? I don't understand the question... huh?

[ClaraClayFace]

THIS REMINDS ME OF ANCHORMAN, HE USES THIS PHRASE THE BEST!

:D

[kaseyremer]

Can I kiss u?

[gobydick3]

my mom told me to go to hell when i was ten. great childhood

[Bloodyvains71]

Can I call you FluffFluff?

[tropijohn]

my friend told my asian friend hi but with squinted eyes and two fingers held up 

[haleylyons1278094]

my mom told me i was fugly and wanted me to go play in the highway.... i got mad.and when i get mad i play with sharp things

[buttpenis1996]

My mom said i was ugly and she hates me....

[jay30183]

almost gave someone rat poison

[DBCBoy618]

i went to my friends house and they said they didn't have pets and then their dog bit my ass

[SAMBOH69]

;;

[SaraIsADancer]

they told me...."no offence." and that really is a quote. And now i can't legally go to the state of Arizona..... ;P

[sticky133400]

My dad shitting on my homemade pie

[stormchaser7992]

Anyone read the story on Yahoo yet about how a new high school in Utah can't be named the cougars because the school board thought it might offend some people??

[megaorcable]

i love ur fluffee beard scurf

[jebedia7]

no offence but your mother is really good in bed

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

I want to kill everybody in the world.

[CASSIDYCALLAHAN]

I heard someone say they believed in the black religion xD whatever that may be.

[MeanLabRat]

they told me that i was ... preety

[gottabiggin69]

Most offensive has 2 b 2 girls 1 cup!!!!!!! Dont Google it woteva u do!!!!

[BlkCherry7997]

i met my boyfriends mom and she found out i had a kid and called me a whore and my son a bastard...yea i was pretty salty

[Enflames7]

Mom pantsed me infront of my friends

[kideyedm]

I put you on my "kideyedm Cool Channel Box" if you put kideyedm on "Cool People Box"

and no offense,,:)