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  • The occipital part of my head seems to have impacted the arm of this chair.

  • Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, hide you husbands cause blue shirts are dying up in here!

  • 26:27 Totally dated'er. 

  • Captain I donnoh how much longer the engines can take the strain!!! RIP Scotty

  • McCoy thinks: Spock can't explain it?....I like this.....

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  • The girl's charm didn't work on Takei because he's not into women lol

  • why do they go in separate ways and not being all together in case of something happen

  • dig that purple transporter room!

  • Beam down to a strang planet, and don't bring any food or water...

  • Spock needs to get laid...any volunteers? (;^)

  • Would a guy like it if I walked up to them, held out my hand, and said "I am for you..." ?

  • WHO IS THIS CHICK?!????! She's pissing me off! Stay away from Sulu!!

  • 1 minute in and Kirk already condemns his senior geologist to death

  • I hate how the description gives away the last five minutes of the episode.

  • @kenanscott24 CBS should fix that 

  • lol isnt it ironic that at 24:00 a woman is trying to seduce George Takei!!!!

    PS: Im not a homophobe!

  • spock!! hahahaha <3

  • ads, ads, ads --- BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

  • warp 15.2 ....

  • Spock wasted more time telling people to refrain from emotionalism than people wasted with their "subjective descriptions".

  • Funny how Kirk and the rest seem more upset over some geologist's death than the supposed destruction of the entire Enterprise.

  • oh spock... sometimes you make me laugh my ass of, other times you make me want to cry... and then there are times like these when you just piss me off.

  • @nightflower6489 I agree!

  • If I were a member of the crew on the Enterprise, I'd be glued by Spocks side. Especially if there's danger. Even with the ship on the verge of exploding, he's completely calm. Gotta love him. :)

  • Ummm Mr. Geologist if there's no evidence of rainfalL THEN WHY DO THE ROCKS LOOK WEATHERED?! Aren't you supposed to be good at your job?

  • I am a Jeannie in a bottle; let me love you the right way!

  • NO COMMERCIALS!

  • Wow, her pants leave NOTHING to the imagination.

  • Shut up, Sulu!

  • Spock was moody as fuck in this episode, it would have been a PERFECT lead in for "Amok Time", too bad that episode had long since been aired.

  • I love it when Kirk power trips out like at 5:41... Sulu=PWN3D

  • @j0hndrake Re 25:43 Because if there are none,this is his new home! It is like the heaven of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: Stripper Factory.

  • The first (and only) time that Kirk ever didn't want to get touched by a woman...

  • @bassguitartrombone95 a shame, b/c Lee Merriwether was definitely bone-able back in the day.

  • but the guy on the away team that died didn't have a red shirt on!!

  • i think they were making spock a bit of a logical dick wad in this episode cause they needed to fill time lol

  • Warning!!! bealio721 is a left wing troll!!!

  • 代理看起来这卡,不知道中国什么时候能不屏蔽这个网站、、

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  • How did Mr. Spock know that her name was Locera? She told that to Kirk, McCoy and Sulu while Spock was still 990.7 light years away. When he showed up in time to rescue the three, noone mentioned her name.

    Perhaps Mr. Spock is capable of a bit of 'intuition' that exceeds even Kirks and McCoys?

  • @jrkidd3 the video message said her name.

  • I think Spock just gets a little pissy when he's separated from Kirk :)

  • Nimoy must have been having a bad day... Spock is down right bitchy in the ep... still love him tho :D

  • "How can such evil exist, Captain? She's so evil, and yet so beautiful."

    I really think Sulu may have been the only man on the ship with a brain.

  • Wow Spock is PMSing pretty hard in this episode.

  • I just realized... why do his subordinates call him "Mister Spock"? Shouldn't they call him "Commander Spock"? Since he is their superior, they should call him by rank, as they always call Kirk "Captain Kirk".

  • "for one thing, we're stranded!" dun dun dun...dramatic music...

  • Spock does so much nit-picking in this episode. It's quite annoying.

  • you'd think they'd bring food and water... just in case

  • Omg, 2:39... that was the best earthquake EVER.

  • Spock is a douche when he's in charge, lol.

  • @ThriceThursday you're right! he is such a jerk!

  • Why didn't they increase the speed at which the Enterprise can travel in the Star Trek universe or make distances they cover more realistic? At "Warp 8.4" it would take over 100 years to travel back to where they were, but they only take like 11 hours to return back 900 some light years?

  • i'm ashamed of this, but... in the original series, warp is never given a set speed. sometimes 10 parsecs is an hour trip, sometimes aday or two. also, in this episode, they briefly hit warp 14.1. in Voyager, Warp 10 is impossible, and causes demensional rips. however, warp 9.9 = 21000x light speed. SO, a travel of 900 light years, in TNG/Voyager/DS9 given-formula, (since the original star trek never gives exact dimensions) would take... 15 days, 14 hours. about. and yes, i'm a big ol nerd.

  • Slight correction ST: Voyager changed it to where it was possible to go faster then warp 10. Remember the dinosaur episode and the Borg Trans-warp tunnels? Plus even the producers of voyager say that they hated the "Threshold" episode. TNG had the Enterprise pass warp ten not once but 4 times.

  • and yes, i can spell dimensional. also, i know you said warp 8.4, not 9.9, but 9.9 is the only one i can do in my head. If you wanna do the Okuda scale of time-warp, s(w) = w^{10 \over 3}c, using 8.4 as w... however, the original series supposedly uses the easier warp equation s(w) = w^3c, which isn't used anyway...itd give you a time of 37 days, 18 hours, i believe. my calculator, doesn't have many buttons, that's a decent finger-counting right thur, right thur (sorry, i'm listening to rap)

  • "The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted with the arm of the chair" LOL 2:40 - 2:52

  • The way Spock acts out his line makes one wonder if he really was okay after colliding with the chair.

  • oh god spock HAS to stop making such bad jokes!!

  • @Risuchan14 lol not his fault Kirk is the teachin him ha-ha XD

  • right at 1:51 you can see the left side of the screen flash white as they cut the film to add in the transporter effect. I've never noticed that before.

  • How did he know that it was a computer lol? 46:30

  • How come none of the countless numbers of red shirts who died never got a grave?

    :P

  • Actually there was one episode where they buried red shirts: The Galileo Seven

  • Looks like the world's first disco room at 44:57

  • nice camel toe @ 23:56

  • 990.7 light years. crossman you idiot.

    @7.10

  • @Blippless  lol

  • That sweet white mama doing sum damage!!;) yeeeahhh!!!

  • kinda looks like young obama 19:50 ish

  • Lol @ 2:48...you gotta luv Spock, he's funny even though he's not trying to be.

  • am i the only one that can notice the cammel toe lol? still pretty hot.. except shes like problably dead of old age by now..

  • I'll take all the commercials as long as there's one with Molly Culver.

  • Why is everyone picking on poor Spock in this episode? His Captain has dissapeared, the ship is 99 light years off course, and its about to blow up! Who wouldn't be in a bad mood?

  • 99.7 get it right motha fucka lol

  • 990.7 to be exact. I wish you would be more precise.

  • That cave entrance looks a lot like the one from The Cloud Minders episode. *chuckles*

    ~Mizu

  • @phbtonyou you're right!!

  • spock going through some major pms yo.

  • just use firefox with the add-on AdBlock Plus, and subscribe to easylist. no commercials.

  • this episode proves that it's the writters fault and not sulus or kirks that that dislike each other later in life

  • Whoever did the makeup on the woman Lt. who replaced Sulu did a horrible job. She looks very very odd. Its too bad the geologist died. He seemed like a cool character.

  • looks like a homeless woman in makeup.

  • Why do all the not main characters die????? like Lt. deomoto, he dies..... i'll never understand.

  • well since hes dead squeeze some water out of him lol.

  • "Sulu, if I wanted a rush in a history lesson, I would of brought along Checkov."

    Ooh, Kirk, that was mean!

  • lmao not rush in he said russian. hence chekov being a russian (even though he said he was cossack) and zulu talking about siberia. lol...u said rush in. thats funny

  • Kirk and Spock were dicks in this horrible episode.

  • I totally agree!

  • they had to work on a jewish holiday or had a foreskin removal

  • but hes not wearing a red shirt!!! :O how illogical!

  • I like the way Watkins is written, much better than the usual redshirt, he did some actual acting.

  • "Please Mr. Scott, restrainnn your leaps of illogic!"

    LMAO! love Spock :D

  • "what happened?" "the occipital area of my head seems to have impacted with the arm of the chair." oh man, I love Spock!

  • Silly Alien woman... The Asian doesn't like you

  • hey doen't anybody else(other then myself)wonder why kirk calls the doctor bones?Maybe he calls the doctor that because doctors fix bones,and hes a doctor.Hmm i wonder.I know that was random, but i was just wondering if anybody else ever thought of that.

  • That is exactly why he's called bones. A doctor can also be called a saw bones.

  • Actually, McCoy got the nickname "Bones" because his wife devorced from him and " took everything but his bones ". I believe you can find my referance if you watch the new movie.

  • Actually Bones used to be a term used for all doctors. It just fell out of practice so they came up with a more modern explanation for it in the new movie.

  • Mr. Spock is very...himself in this video.

  • Hi, My name is Brooke Shields, you might remember me when my mom pimped me out for "Pretty Baby" , "Blue Lagoon" and of course "me and my Clavin's". Now I am whoring for Colgate, while suffering from PMSDDFDOPD and being treated by Tom Cruise, my new CREW!!

  • "phasers on mute" for Brooke, on destroy for Colgate and on stun for slaves - go to people - otherwise nice post.

  • man...spock's dick in this episode

  • And yes Spock was definitely on the rag in this episode..lol

  • Damn Sulu is REALLY annoying in this episode. Just a barrage of dumb questions and one-liners. His acting is particularly wooden as well.

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  • I HATE THESE COMMERCIALS

  • i'll take these commercials over the 5 or 6 minutes you get on tv-those suck

  • Oh my GOD, the BLUE SHIRT? Hide the women and children, the apocalypse is nigh!

  • Man, a phaser on overload is a SERIOUS problem!

  • Is it me or is Spock unusually snippy in this episode?

  • The more mature lady at the console said warp was droping from 14.1 to 14, then to 15.9, at 44:00?? Maybe she passed on the laser eye surgery.

  • that geologist is chronically exasperated

  • Spock looks damn sexy in the captain's chair.

  • It's funny seeing the tricorders so big. I've gotten so used to the 24th century model.

  • Kirk is a bit snippy with Sulu. 5:00-6:00

  • No wonder George Takei dislikes him. "Just do your job and don't give me any lip Sulu.... you light weight."

    Hmmm they all look pretty good by the time the ship makes it back. 990.7 lightyears/Warp 11 ~ 90 years of travelling.

  • lol, at 28:44. Spock learns that he and everyone else on the ship will inevitably die a horrible flaming death in 14.87 minutes, and all he does is sigh and raise his eyebrows.

    It looks like he's about to reply "That is most inconvenient, Mr. Scott."

  • WOOT. redshirt saves the day!

  • *legasp* A blueshirt bit the dust? NO ONE IS SAFE!

  • the computer was colorblind

  • It seems, and this is with out looking, that this episode was written by someone else. There were a lot of jokes and swipes at each other hurled around in this one, the result was hilarious.

  • Why is it that nobody gets a funeral until somebody important dies? I mean that dude was a blue shirt, but semi special. Red shirts die almost every episode, and yet Kirk dosn't seem to have a problem with leaving red shirt's bodies lying around.

  • I must say, the music that is used right before the intro is very dramatic lol. Listen to it! 3:40

    That's Star Trek for ya! God I love it.

  • Alexander Courage did most of the incidental music for the series, and was a genius.

    Listen to the music in the fight scene in "Shore Leave." That was brilliantly scored. Another one of my favorites is Spock's theme, with that bass twang thing -- very cool.

    As a wheezy old Trekkie, I have a Pavlovian response to all of the themes in TOS. I just need to hear those first four glockenspiel notes in the opening titles, and I get verklemmt.

  • "Mr. Sulu, if I'd wanted a Russian history lesson, I'd have brought along Mr. Chekov."

    Did Kirk just manage to diss both Sulu AND Chekov in the same sentence? Somebody's asking for a smack upside the head. D:<

  • Why does the captain always disapear when Spock is in charge? If that happaned to me every time I stayed on the ship and the captain left i would be grumpy too.

  • Yes, but at least this time, Kirk took Dr McCoy with him. In other episodes where Spock is left in charge, the recipe usually calls for Bones to badger the hell out of him.

  • It's the other way around. Spock is his first officer, which means that when Kirk is not on the ship, Spock becomes the commander.

  • When I said 'disapear" I did not mena leave the ship. I meant vanish in some anomaly or be taken hostage by some aliens to the point where he can't be located.

  • Spock would say that, logically, if the captain vanishes, then he is not on the ship, at least not in any corporeal sense that would allow him to command, and as first officer Spock would be in command. My statement stands.  Kirk does not vanish when Spock is in command. Spock must command the ship if Kirk "vanishes".

  • OMG THEY KILLED OFF A BLUESHIRT!!!!! that`s not normal.

  • "I'll sit on the warp engines myself and nurse them." -- Scotty

    "That position, Mr. Scott, would not only be unavailing, but also undignified." -- Spock

    LMAO

  • Clearly a variation on Star Trek plot B -

    Society unknowingly ruled by an ancient computer.

    Spock was a grouch in this episode.

  • Oh dear...they didn't beam down with any Redshirts!

  • Spock was on his period in this episode. I bet Nimoy hated the writers for this.

  • No kidding! He's bitchy this episode!

  • Spock definitely got up on the wrong side of the bed in this one!

  • No wonder Sulu doesn't like Shatner. He didn't even invite Bill Shatner to his wedding a few years ago!!!

  • damn,this brooke sheilds commercials are irritating.

  • they killed off a blue shirt this episode, someone was writing this story a little drunk

  • @sarasagada14

    Every time an unfamiliar character is in the landing party, that character always dies, regardless of the color of their shirt

  • @KarateKidX wow you have no life..... i was joking .. .. i you dont think i know that.... you must have forgot you pills or something

  • gosh this whole episode is hilarious!! all the one liners... i love when Spock says he doesn't want to hear about Scotty feeling ants crawling all over hid body!! =P

  • *Red Alert!* CAMEL TOE -at- 11:58 !! *Red Alert!*

  • mr.scott there's a strange woman here!!! help me!

    man i love when spock says "and that would also be undignified"

  • yes, about sitting on, and nursing the warp engines!! LOL

    makes me think of Green Acres for some reason =P

  • and is it just me, or does Spock seem a tad over logical and precise in this episode?

  • those bastards they killed Lt. DI'amato

  • what of his head hit the what on the chair!?? WTF LOL

  • 8:03-8:08 just one of the many smart-ass comments he makes throughout this episode..hes half-human after all :)

    he needs a hug (>'-'>)

  • I know what time it is I don't need a bloomin coco clock. lol scottie

  • Spock was pretty rude in this one, eh? Ah well, still love im.

  • Spock has a Vulcan gameboy XD

  • I love Spock, but he was a real prick in this episode. Especially to Scotty.

  • Come on, punch her in the face and pull her hair out.

  • I wouldn't do that if I was Sulu.

    If Sulu touches her or makes any contact with Losira, like pulling her hair & punching her in the face, he'll end up as dead as as D'Amato & the other redshirts. If Losira is "for you" then not only can you not let her touch you, but you can not touch her either.

    Now, if Losira is "for" someone else, then that's another story..

    Unless, of course, things get really, really, REALLY bad, like

    46:12

    Then, your best bet is to rush the Losira who is not for you.

  • Poor Sulu, Kirk is having a bad day and taking it out on him.

  • Losira is the name of the lovely, but untouchable hottie in this episode at

    23:48

    She's played by the same actress who starred as Catwoman in the 1960s Batman movie.

    Amazing body she has, to be able to fit into both the Losira & Catwoman outfits!!

    Anyone else agree?

    .....

  • That's Lee Meriwether. Miss California & Miss America 1955. Would have made her about 34 when this episode was aired. Not bad for a mom with two kids at that stage of her life. Pretty sweet.

  • Lee Meriwether, indeed

    ;P

    Talk about hitting the trifecta of gorgeousness!

    First, Lee is Miss America 1955, which was HUGE back then, unlike nowadays...

    In 1966, Lee stars as the uber sexy Catwoman in the Batman movie opposite Adam West.

    Then comes 1968 & Star Trek. Captain Kirk encounters Lee as the curvaceous Losira, a hot alien babe in a space genie outfit with powers to match, looks that can kill, & a touch that definitely does.

    Love the Losira costume, a Bill Theiss original.

    ...

  • The grandma they have at the console in this episode sure did want to hit that button.

  • "The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted with the arm of the chair."

    I wonder if they actually moved the ship set, or they just shook the camera.... lol! :D

  • One of the endearingly cheesy things about TOS (and a standard joke in all satires) is that the actors would just lean from side to side while they shook/tilted the camera. I noticed, though, that in the earthquake scene the planet set really did move around. That must have used up half the season's budget right there.

  • That would be really funny if everyone didn't know which way to lean (which usually happened, I think), so everyone just threw themselves in opposite directions! :D

  • Seat belts anyone????

  • Check out

    26:22

    Listen to Sulu, who's gay in real life, as he describes Losira, the hot alien honey who almost turned him into a ghost:

    "How Can Such People Be, Captain?"

    "Such Evil..."

    "And She's So-- So Beautiful."

    Now THAT... Is Acting !!

    ;P

  • Check out

    25:43

    When confronted by a hot space chick, Captain Kirk says:

    "Are There MEN On This Planet?"

    ?!?!? LOL

    XD

  • Wow! Even Mr. Spock has mood swings.

  • Scotty: I know what time it is I don't need a blooming cuckoo clock. You tell him Scotty.

  • haha I love spock in this episode. he is so logical and litteral and it makes it hilarious!

  • D'Amato should have asked Kirk to bring a red shirt along. That way he would have been safe.