Man Makes Chocolate Records

[mazebass]

What a "sweet" sound ;) !

[JdMasterPwnz]

Germans Have Small Houses o.o

[GaolisVideoLog]

@JdMasterPwnz Nah, this guy has a small house.

[Sarksiro]

What next? Make laser out of cow poo? flying to moon with tomatoes? :/ germans...

[core36]

@Sarksiro how about making cow poo out of tomatoes?

[MegaGreendayfan101]

i now know for sure germans have a bony creepy looking face. however most germans i have met are really nice

[charqui101]

que no muestre los disco hechos de judíos lol

chiste chiste

[Showermovie]

HOW DOES THAT SHIT ACTUALLY PLAY MUSIC? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN.

[aStrimbu]

@Showermovie it actually plays music because it's a perfect mold of the original. the grooves are retained in the chocolate, and the needle on the record player can play the song.

[PolishGuy89]

@aStrimbu, I was just to ask that, lol. can you make a mold of a record, then fill the mold with chocolate, and still retain the grooves to play music. Video answered my question before I could type it, lol.

[afro20man]

@Showermovie think about how hard chocolate gets in the fridge and how easily moldable it is....it has the exact grooves of the real vinyl and stays playable for maybe 10 min out of the fridge?

[LoLKingdom360]

Take THAT Willie Wonka!

[dejayreal]

ive made a record out of a frozen spurt of sperm .

[britneysprsfan1]

Wow pretty cool!!!

[rweerakkody4565]

The chocolate might have been hard enough to maintain a recording.

[LionEntity]

he even ate the rust that was on the needle which played the record!

[midnightsun067]

xD why do ii keep replay it when he bite the records WTF?

[PeopleSpokeSK8]

I just shat myself when I heard that actually playing.

[HulloCharlie]

omfg THAT IS AMAZING AND IT PLAYS TOO O.0

[beautman1]

I tried to eat a Vanilla Fudge record but it tasted like vinyl.

[heroesandcons09]

wouldn't mind making a bunch of those for myself and friends oh wait piracy cant...

[abdullahdaone]

mmmm desh ma cud LOOL

[T42please]

Why do Americans call chocolate candy ????? I just can't wrap my head around it.....so weird.

[Zesazerty]

@T42please everyone normal calls most forms of chocolate candy ya freakin weerdo

[T42please]

@Zesazerty Hahaha, you dope !!!! Chocolate and candy have only 1 ingredient in common....SUGAR, other than that they are completely different. You need to do 2 things, stop making comments on subjects you know nothing about and learn how to spell. FOOL

[Zesazerty]

@T42please "confectionery in general; sweets, chocolate, etc" : Definition of candy from Collins English Dictionary. Haha, you moron.

[T42please]

@Zesazerty Candy, specifically sugar candy, is a confection made from a concentrated solution of sugar in water, to which flavorings and colorants are added. Candies come in numerous colors and varieties and have a long history in popular culture.

The joke is on you dumbass !!!

[Zesazerty]

@T42please Yeah, your definition from wikipedia sure has more weight than one of the top 5 UK dictionaries. I'm done with you, I don't argue with retards. Goodbye you dumbass.

[T42please]

@Zesazerty Yeah you just keep generalising asshole, and while you're at it look up the definition of chocolate in your collins dictionary.

[rhacyrhacyrhacy]

no way! is that real! i freakingly want one!!

[Elmware]

So when are you going to make a chocolate CD and DVD?

[geoper2]

lol isnt it gna affect the needle and the machine?

[Elmware]

@geoper2 I'm not sure myself, but I would think that if you kept it cold enough, it should stay solid enough not to get on the needle.

[Hayden1911]

I just lost my job....I think I'll make records out of food now XDDD

[ShinjuHoshi]

does the chocolate record really play?

[vinylmaniafilm]

When we were shooting our documentary film in Berlin we came across a chocolate record! Search "Vinyl Dispatch N°6"

[citizen773]

at first i thought the title meant that he was setting some kind of record in eating chocolate

[Pokemon4ever92]

Marshall amplifiers

[immortal1612]

did u kno that brocoli are small trees :D

[ksilema]

Немцы все такие изобретательные

[waldosbox]

Germans do make good chocolate !!!

[zimThuet]

@waldosbox i like our chocolate better ;) (swiss)

[MrChillTeddy]

Funny to watch this in Germany^^

[babahihibaba]

they dont call him 'sugar daddy' for nothing :D!

[CaptainDishman]

sausage records? hmmm... sign me up!!

[11mrjarjar]

pfff not surprised, fucking germans can make anything

[CrazyRowney]

he probably has too much spare time..

[B0A0A]

LOL

[LotusChocs]

Now a Scottish band 'Found' has also created and edible, playable chocolate record for their single 'Anti Climb Paint.' But yours remain the pioneer.

[Doki66]

So he tried making records out of beer and sausage before he thought of chocolate? Typical German.

[OgreWorld]

@Doki66 LOL

[nirdier]

@Doki66 hahahah, great great comment there, lad.

[PanoplyCabaret]

@Doki66 Chocolate, music and Firth!? My favourites!

[iChocolateAddict]

@Doki66

HAHAHA xD

[popstore123211]

this song sucks this chocolate is so good though

[daonly]

How a voice gets on chocolate? People this world is deeper than you know!

[micheals1992]

@daonly So I wasn't crazy for talking into a cup and expecting it still to be there when I opened it again!

[fashionbug9880]

I thought it wasn't anything cool until it actually played music.

[brantcobb]

now all he has to make is a working chocolate mp3 player/ipod

[CeeEmmz]

now that is what u call ART :)

[BTBattlefronTV]

And I thought it was impossible to eat music....

[sonerchobots]

cool



[drmysmak]

Has nobody told him we're in digital age now; how about chocolate CD/DVD's?

[FelixTheHouseFreak]

@drmysmak no

[S4paisuke]

German ftw :D

[pokemonchampion500]

uuhhh when people said make taste and smell the music...is this what they meant

[ratfish100]

Does anyone know the title of the soft guitar music playing at the beggining of the video?

[Makksor]

@ratfish100 lady gaga 'never say never'

[ratfish100]

@Makksor lol

[chickenpoper]

"Chefs chocolate salty balls"

[rnstyip]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[LHUPA]

We recognize the german creativity! German people are creative, full of passions!

[pineapplefarm]

Mista Sinista would probably love to make these for his battles and performances.

[oliviahunter1]

i like the smelly taste of anle gew

[aCrucifiedCrusader]

@oliviahunter1 lol wtf

[TheOldpeep]

@oliviahunter1 wtf!

[WGROOVR187]

imagine how dirty your needles gona get ha

[bordun1988]

Wow

[EpicViolinGuy]

that is awesome!

[eastmolman]

The stollwerk chocolate records were made in 1903-1904.

Did you make that chocolate record to play at 78 rpm? thats the best speed

you can use for good sound quality. I would like to see a video of the original stollwerk chocolate records I understand some of them survive.

[imonyourfacewoot]

NOMNOM

[TehLiquid]

im suprised it actualy plays, um, music?

[Borovickar]

New kinder Surprise with voice of Barbie ...

[Paneeks1960]

What do I do if my turntable is next to the window on a sunny day?

[kalika19971]

That is so cool and it even plays music

[charkz01]

COSA AZY!

[GenesisKnights]

The downside is that they won't last long and they'll be unplayable when you recieve them.

It's a nice novelty though, maybe they can sell the pressing plastic so you can make your own :-)

[MrTarnias]

Actually, I'm pretty sure that Willy Wonka invented this first. Sorry!

[onewayroad1]

that is freeken sweet

[DoktorDFlower]

32 people are diabetic

[rocknrollrocks98]

32 people don't like tasty music......or chocolate

[hg3990]

Mmmm...das schmecht gut!

[tarrazona88]

Which is the type of chocolate that he uses?

[Spruill605]

Now That's Something That I Want To Do For A Change.

[JAMamation]

That's awesome!! I want one :)

[anthony101derek]

he has a good taste in music

[kaddany4644]

@anthony101derek LOL 

[dantastic202]

@anthony101derek You win, sir.

[MegaDarknut]

@anthony101derek YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!­!!!!

[anthony101derek]

@MegaDarknut lol i need sunglasses now

[MegaDarknut]

@anthony101derek :D

[LP0FireBird0LP]

@anthony101derek ... I see what you did there..

[dhhs91]

@anthony101derek That was epic, you won an internet lol

[catherine19568]

@anthony101derek I made it 100 >:D

[anthony101derek]

@catherine19568 i made it 99 again on a dif account

[jimmycrackcorn1981]

@anthony101derek best comment ever

[bored1980]

@anthony101derek Hehehe, very good. Made me laugh.

[mentalmoose123]

He looks like an older version of Julian Assange. Very cool though.

[iuo4z5b734h8579]

makes me proud to be german =)

[OnionRingOfDoom]

If they were ever to make a vinyl version of Chocolate Rain, this is the only way to do it.

[guitargeek1122]

INSANE!!!!

[NEWbobofhollywood]

That's outrageous! I love it. I once heard of a phonograph from around the turn of the century which played chocolate records, but naturally none of the records survive to the present day. Would love to have one of these records for my own collection as well.

I am incredibly impressed!

[danielmkubacki]

How did he get the sound on it.

[727JeffN]

Those are incredible!

[jenzeppelin]

the fact they can be played is what makes this brilliant.

[aswesee]

anal cunt's next record better be recorded on this

[WeberRockGuitar]

thats great! real creativity!

[MrMTMusic]

nice song on the background, name anyone?

[MrMTMusic]

nice song on the background, name anyone?

[norwaydude6]

sick !!

[MystiK570]

mmmm this make good. hahaha best part..

[iieevv]

i wanna see somebody scratch on that :D

[Zergikun]

Am I the only one who thinks that he looks simialr to Julian Assange?

[SedakuTV]

What if we put vanilla or any kind of flavor you want in there.

My gramma would spank you and say "Best music I've ever heard and taste like cigar."

[MisterJeuDeBoules]

thats what i call taste of music

[loudquietproductions]

BADASS

[Ironbirdx]

ein deutscher =)

[XxAngryMufinsXx]

Faakkee theres a real record in there... or the music just playing

[Rajhoul]

Staring none other than Julian Assange's clone.

[kirdook]

this guy is litterally addicted to chocolate

[MARTINLARSENFOX]

fake but funny :)

[haloman123123]

@MARTINLARSENFOX Its real. Record players produce sound by the incised lines on the disk. This guy just molded the chocolate into a disk

[Jhoxi1972]

@MARTINLARSENFOX - Just like you....fake but funny.

[urhomies]

I lol'd at the comments below mine.

[landofmidnightsuns77]

If you understood how real vinyl works, you wouldn't be surprised. This hard chocolate obviously can hold up to the sharp needle enough to cause the same result as vinyl does when it scrapes over it, music that's pleasing to the ears.

[DavidSebua]

HAHAHA WTF??!?! how is that possible?!

[aminuk23]

@DavidSebua are you stupid? thats fake, how can ur mom eat an elephant? think about it.

[DavidSebua]

@aminuk23 wtf!? it's real u dumbass, they played it u fucktard

[aminuk23]

@DavidSebua have you ever heard of a word fake? and do you khow shit about how that device works? u so dumb fuck think chocolate has music inside! how fuck r u ?! maybe next time they should try your mom vagina on the device and that might play huh? and then they guy in video lick it over when its finished playing, Dumb Fuck

[DavidSebua]

@aminuk23 holy shit! are u really that fucking dumb?!!?!?! oh my dear god "chocolate has music inside"!?!? u really think that analog records actually store music inside u dumbfuck?!? holy shit, ur really retarded man, before you start an argument know what youre talking about, and also learn english u dumbass, half of your comment was gibberish, if you think this is fake and that it's not possible to make a chocolate record ur retarded man, u obviously dont know how real records work do you?!

[aminuk23]

@DavidSebua you are just a living piece of shit, i bet your mom chocolate plays nice when you put it on my juicy drum machine! the more you talk the more i get hard for your mommy!

[DavidSebua]

@aminuk23 asshole,u trying to evade the original conversation?! (oh and btw I gave ur mommy some good time last night, she said I was the ace!

[aminuk23]

@DavidSebua i am not trying to evade the conversation, actually your moma herself told me to tell you that the her vagaina chocolate music was good and my gramophone plays pretty nice when sits on it!

[DavidSebua]

@aminuk23 ur fucked up, wtf is wrong with you thats disguisting

[kimkom4]

what's the song he is playing from the chocolate record?

[tehrulez]

I WOULD SO BUY THAT!

[leymin22]

LOL! He Lives in a pigstie!

[DaringGirlProduction]

that looks amazing and everything, but his house looks dirty as h*ll! I'd buy one if the "factory" had a health inspection and wasn't cooking in dirty little pots.

[Starioshka]

Win :O

[Dhaos2]

Only $6 for a LP......I want it.....NOW!!

[Hutcarlingos]

that guy must be fun

[WaynE412]

Did he just said "mmm that's not good?"

1:14

[ClaireLikesVideos]

@WaynE412 "das smeckt gut"= that tastes good ;)

[volacious]

@WaynE412 LOL

[cromhearts]

Almost incredible!!

[Joeissoonotcool]

WANT!!!!!!

[Groundonrage]

a tasty song indeed.

[RyanDo2000]

atleast the DJ is happy now LOL#

[mkklmann]

Mmm, das smeckt gut!!

[that1940sguy]

The old 1910's - 20's chocolate records made by Stollwerk & Co. played music, and the same company made a special miniature toy (working) Victrola key-wound record player to play them on, so this isn't a new idea, and this guy didn't invent it, but still a very cool concept.

[WhoAteTheHotPepper]

that'll fuck up your needle.

[SittingMooseShaman]

... chocolate! Good grooved medicine!! Bravo!!!

[sodacan3]

LOL! This will be the future of turn tables, DJ's playing a song, then frisbee-ing the records out into the audience.

[poundcake67]

Sweet!

[mat1873]

finally i can eat the crazy frog :D

[MyndPhreakFilmz]

yum

[DieFroete]

Wow! What a freak!!! I want chocolate now...!-)

[omnicrutch]

"ya oont for ceven dollars i have some cocoa molds of mine deceased cat"

[Karmeniak]

I wonder if world could be made out of food!

[TheAteston]

WTFFFFFFFF

[TwentyCharacterLimit]

And just for the RECORD they taste great

[mrmasterdocterchef]

@TwentyCharacterLimit thats so punny

[TwentyCharacterLimit]

00:36 A fucking record out of Sausages...Bahaha he's insane

[bullyword]

annoying

[ObliviousMemories]

WAT THE FIRETRUCK !!! this defy all law of physics chocolates containing music DDDD;

[volcomstonexyz1]

Diagonal UK, i love your videos but the music you choose is great too. Keep it up.