Jack Nicholson needs an apartment and dental work

[MegaSoundandvision]

see ya lata!

[CanadianWorkDivers]

"Hundreds" lol

[BoomBapTastical]

LMAO



[dafuksup]

the famous dr. scanlin

[JohnF30Music]

lmfao that's sick

[FeralFarrell]

and your name please? *Sigh* and how do you spell that? AHAHAHHA

[digeiSemtex]

GOLDEN!

[PaulWilliems]

DR. SEATBELT



[ryancooke78]

lol

*My grandfather put one of those tiny model trains in my hamburger... I broke my tooth*

[samuraispirit47]

this one was done really well

[Grutch]

Where's the "I LOVE this!" button? That cranky woman was the best!



[outlaweda]

Lady: upper right, lower right, upper left, lower left?

Jack: That (lol)

Lady: and whats that

Jack: I dont know

[pHAMBURGLARq]

hold on

woof

BLAM!

FUCKING AWESOME

[KingbobertVII]

Wow the dentist's receptionist is a real bitch!  They don't take new patients or something?? And why the hell wouldn't she call him sir? That's what receptionists are supposed to do...

[KingbobertVII]

Wow the dentist's receptionist is a real bitch!

[ToBeFedVideos]

ROTFLMFAO FOR-EVVVEEEER!

[hac1m]

liking for the dog shooting

[collguyjoe99]

ha my dentist's last name is scanlon

[Frizzurd]

Jack would shoot his dog when it inconveniences him lol

[Tweety2U2]

2 F-N FUNNY!

[tickdog3]

man that part about the dog made laugh so hard i pissed my pants...

[CanadianWorkDivers]

The apartment interviewer sounds like a 300lb ginger ya know?

[undertaker4700]

9:22 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . XD

[dmtharpua]

the dog part is awesome hahahaha

[WorstTVIntros]

And your name please

hhhhhhhhh

and how you spell that?

[alanmcivor]

haah dr seatbelt lol

[xGTxPFi1689]

Lady: You just gave me the number to Chevrolet.

Jack: We all make mistakes.

LMAO

[Izekial56]

Oh my god, this stuff is great.

[july1000000]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[erik150x]

I can not remember the last time Iaughed so hard!!!!

[Thewingkongexchange]

*whips horse*

'Whaddya think? I'm just kidding...'

EPIC

[Fishsticks910]

Geez you guys are brilliant. Subscribing

[myfriendscool6793]

I get back to work NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[TNA02]

this has to be the funniest soundboard prank call i've heard

[hunnibunninooner]

THE BEST

[JSSTyger]

"You keep hitting that button about the Colonel and Sir"

She had this figured out a long time back.

[singerchicksyd13]

"i need to get back to work" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" XD

[kjspunketo]

so fucking perfect xDDD

[thatsmybucket]

lol'd so hard at Dr Seatbelt

[UpperPaleolithicMan]

"Dr Seatbelt!" & "Jeff Jefferson" caused me to lol hard! XD

[giobot]

SO INSANELY GOOD

[ThrashPowerMetalGuy]

"Do you have any pets?"

*bark*

"No"

*hang up*

[hkkids57]

uh jeff you gave us the number to chevorlet lmfaooo

[hunterjackkelly1]

do u have pets?woof

no! hahahaha

[dannyboiii19]

What a boring bitch, she had no sense of humour at all, feel sorry for the man who is with her or married.

[A1sausie]

xdghdfhgdszfgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhdfsssssssssszfdhdfghxdgfhx­fgdh

[JKFDDSY2009]

Do you have pets?

*Barking* --- No

I guess you do huh?

[thegov08]

he shot his dog!!

[jck1794]

do u HAVE to have an account to get this soundboard?

[TheCtownbrown16]

"I need to get back to work"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[DrRipper19]

"Do you have pets?"

BARK

"No"

[TMountainroad]

OK,, She laughs at the end...

[TMountainroad]

The dentist receptionist is a piece of work! No sense of humor in the least. She is so focused on exposing the prankster that she doesn't realize for a second how brilliant and funny it is - to go back and forth with Jack Nicholson. Stupid.

[Dadge42]

"I'd appreciate if you address me as colonel or sir; I believe I've earned it."

"You want to be addressed as colonel or sir, but you aren't a colonel to me or sir to me because I don't know who you are."

"Wut"

[zoltron30]

no no no..... do you mind?

[gigglechain83]

lol "sir we appreciate with what you do for us throughout our country, but this has to do with your teeth though" These guys are really fast with the soundboard.

[Rosvolainen]

I wish Jack Nicholson would stop acting and start making prank calls himself. He's already proven what a great actor he is, now it's time to show what else he's got. ;)

[askjiir]

Yeah! Bring it on!

[blahbloglbogl]

no they aren't, yours sucks

[miniroll32]

'My grandfather put one of those... tiny... model trains in my haaam-burrrger'

[berserkerk2dyv]

this sucks, you shouldnt just press the buttons while she speaks messes up the whole skit

[Movielover87]

When the second lady in the apartment call came on, when she asked, "Do you have any pets?" he should have said, "No. Not anymore."

[TomMestFan]

toy train in a hamburger lmfao

[JungleOasis]

NOOOOO

hahahaaaa

[colethemole92]

he shot his dog hahahahahahahaha

[Timmeh98837]

Jack; *Sigh*

Woman: How do you spell that?

lmao.

[rep0eagle]

the lady was laughing in the background when she put him on hold

[mrkocb]

I think that was the prank callers wasn't it?

[MikesMeerkat]

ExcELLenT!

[CanadianWorkDivers]

Dr. Seatbelt..Cough! Cough!! LMAO!!

[poralentierno]

lol 0:45'

ph operator : "do u have pets?"

background sound , 'dog barks!'

jack : "NO!!" lol

[KSengage86]

We don't take tennants with dogs.

Why?

Because of the liability insurance involved.

Wait.. wait a minute... "WOOF!" *GUNSHOT

[mrpossibilities]

"And your name please?"

"*Sigh*"

"And how do you spell that?"

LOL, what a stupid bitch

This is truly one of the best prank calls ever

[MORBIDJOK3R]

lol

[TuRdSandwitch18]

ok i just nearly choked laughing. do u hav pets? [woof] no

[Kristian2006]

Wait a minute WOOF (gunshot). That was so horrible and funny at the same time.

[ShitStains7676]

It's very funny when she recites "So, your grandfather put a toy train in your hamburger" :)

[meegoow]

Do you have pets?... *WOOF!* xD

[Dietwart]

jeff jefferson...

[funwithFred]

Both of these women were shitty customer service regardless. I like it when the first woman says they don't take animals and you hear the sound of the gunshot.

[funwithFred]

LMAO

[DH2020]

That's Jack Nicholson on the phone! that lady needed to show some respect!!

[stelivo1]

NOOOOOOOO!!!

[maximusclecyclone]

HAHAHHA "could you excuse me for one second peanuts...

Whip *horse nay* LMAO

[ted5529608]

"noooooooooo"

" that's what made it so funny "

[M3GTR]

LMASOOOOOOOOOOOOO

do you have a pet?

bark

BANG

no

[bodge2k]

whats your phone number?

jack: 8116

Receptionist: 8116?

Jack: No

LMAO love this!!!!

[bodge2k]

who do you normally see?

Idont know

oh you have the wrong number

No, No No

LMFAO!!!!

[chronik420mad]

the second lady was a bitch lol

[aaron703]

"back to work."

"NOOOOOOO!"

[grovest26]

hahah

u got a pet ?

bark

BANG

no..

[KrazyDukMan]

LMFAO!!! That is so fucking funny. I love the Arby's one, too.

[cgamer2021]

The arbys one is fucking hilarious.

[Slania293]

LOL omg this is great!

[az90az90az90az]

lol xD

[Prinxess84]

"byyyyyyeeeeeee" lol

[Hahaalot]

Your a jerk. LOL

[b00rn2kill2]

LMAO! Loved when he shot the dog!

[Alpha1Bravo1Charlie1]

LOL, to disguise your voice? And then she thought he was in Guantanamo bay so she thought it made sense and that he was a soldier.

[Usemeordie]

This is hilarous! She probably thinks he's just a crazy guy.

[dduchenko]

and how do u spell that?

[Gamingtrevor]

Dog had to rise from the grave to ruin it a second time, didn't it? NNNOOO, YOU LIL' MUTT!

[cha1biking]

great sound quality. Really sounds like they are having a conversation.

[RUNNERSCALL000]

Epic just epic

[BriantProductions]

Tiny Train! Haha these guys are jokers.

[DrHMFIC]

Shooting the dog was gold.

[smooogylives]

Doctor Seatbelt? *jack* Yeah!

[nettmats]

and your name please?

*sigh*...

[dduchenko]

and how do u spell that?

[ashleelmb]

we dont take people with pets - ok wait a minute "woof" "bang" he shoy his dog ha ha ha ha

[L053r1]

lady: "and do you have pets"

*woof"

Jack: "no"

lady: "i guess you do huh"

HAHAHA!!

[logom0]

il'l pay whatever you want...

[PleaseWorkProduction]

jesus christ this is epic.. this soundboard must have about every single word he has ever said lol.. :PPP

[rd231982]

Why do you have to use blasphemy to get your point across? Jesus did not have anything to do with this.

[poop121]

"Can you excuse me for one second?" *whips horses in background*

[thecorleon]

My Grandfather put one of those tiny toy trains in my hamburger, I broke my tooth! LOL funny Shit!!!

[miniroll32]

'Oh god this is a nightmare'... haha!

[logom0]

i'd appreciate if you adress me as cornal or sir i believe ive earned it.

[welcome2pominville29]

dr seatbelt lmfao

[SystemiChaos]

"What is your name sir?"

*sighs*

"And how do you spell that?"

lmfao

[logom0]

lol he just shot that dog

[paranoia1337]

oh really

[logom0]

Thats what made it so funny....

[paranoia1337]

oh really

[Ghost10251]

Dentist: Hi, I just wanna check records here.

Jack Nicholson: Yeeeees! Whaddya think? Lady?!

Funny! LOL!

[p3945u5]

Your name please? *SIGH* Jeff Jefferson. Nathan R. Jessup. commanding officer marine ground forces Guantanamo Bay Cuba. LOL

[Ghost10251]

I love that! Do you have a pet? No. "Bark!" We don't accept pets.- Oh? Wait. Wait a minute. "Bark!" "BAM!". You were saying, Go ahead.

Uh, no no, please hold.

LOL!

[saxysai]

My grandfather put one of those tiny model trains in my hamburger.

[djluna]

That is the funniest "soundboard" prank call I've heard yet!!! Kudos! LMAO!

[klpeekl2000]

That was sick LOL

[Chubachus]

EPIC

[erik4lifee]

when he shoots the dog hilarious

[monkybizzness]

lol do you have pets? no.

[Gamingtrevor]

YELP!

[patriots227nick]

LOL

This is hilarious!

Almost as funny as The Wafflehouse one :D

[kingnek]

i want to check for cross reference

YESH!!!

[kylereece22]

Shooting the dog was nuts haha

[TecLogik]

PRO

[funkymunk87]

best jack call ever... the dentist especially, it even ended well haha

[ArmaDega]

This is definitely one of the best I've heard omg

[Steebz]

'My Grandfather put one of those tiny trains in my hamburger..' LMAO

[adler234639]

I am sorry your grandfather raped you.

[hginesta]

you guys are good!!

[RENEDU2]

i like when you laugh after shooting the dog :D

[tacosauce1234567]

uh.... 1 moment please

[tacosauce1234567]

I fell out of chair laughing when I heard that. Just the image of Jack makes it 1,000 times better.

[xxximreallycoolxxx]

are these real prank calls?

[zerospyder]

Ofcourse

[CVP89]

jack is the best man on the entire fuckin planet and he still manages 2 look sexy in every role he does

[jlcochran]

lol at 7:56, the part where he whips the horse just came out of nowhere.

[envirocopy512]

lol @ giving her the number to a Chevy dealership

[cbails87]

very well done that!

[Guntho2000]

that was funny how he made it sound like he shot the dog.

[dash1141]

"Do you have pets?"

BARK!

"No"

hahahahaa. That was brilliant.

[Magicman500123]

lmfao

[AntonBatey]

Oh my god Jack Nicholson is funny as fuck!!!!!!!

Jeff Jefferson lol!

[pz3shwk]

Jack - *sigh*

Lady - And how do you spell that?

[Brimley666]

Second lady was a fucking bitch.

[cody03m]

LOL

[98837]

..*Silence*

What do ya think?

Lady?

Are you gonna talk to me or not!!??

DO IT!

DO IT!

Are you waiting for me to say something?

Eh...

Eh..

[PaulMCC626]

omfg

*BARK*

BANG!

lol

[PaulMCC626]

hahaha

do you have pets

*BARK*

no...

[dgreen002]

rofl the dog was hilarious, great job

[ott67]

Jeff Jeferson lol

[quikgamer]

LOL you shot your dog!

[5starsnitskymatch]

"Excuse me for a second penis"

*whomp*

neeigh!

*whomp*

neeeeigh!

XD

[JosephDanksta]

its still fkn funny tho

[JosephDanksta]

quit laughing like little girls in the background

[BlackpeopleLOL]

BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEE!

[erin517]

Dont worry about it

[erin517]

Yes

[p2proxtheworld]

YeeEEEees!

::sigh::

[mgee63]

shooting the dog part was too funny! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

and please address me as Colonel or Sir I earned it!

[zambimaru]

"my grandfather put one of those tiny model trains in my hamburger" LOL!

[mukyluver43]

"do you have pets?"

"ummmm....

hold on"

WOOF

BANG

"no"

lol

omfg

[87kekeke87]

Lady: What's your name?

Jack: *Sigh*

Lady: How do you spell that?