Battlefield Earth - Learning Machine

[mdoherty9188]

These guys are inept as hell. How did humanity fall to these guys in 9 minutes while resisting the Combine for 7 hours?

[BuddhaBassLine]

@mdoherty9188 The Combine had much better writers; a tactical advantage that cannot be ignored.

[TheJeffman1985]

This movie was crap

[Guesthunter]

I think the monologue spoken by the instructor is pretty powerful and scary at the same time. Knowing that you will die along with your whole race is very sad.

[slammarbyhammer]

@Guesthunter good job in making sense out of a pile of dog shit 

[FTLNewsFeed]

@Guesthunter I agree. When I saw this movie I thought it was utter crap, the only thing that stood out to me was that poor instructor and what depths of hell had he seen and experienced to break him and purge him of any hope that he might have.

[coolsomeXD]

God that language instructor is an arrogant prick.

[4DHDFilms]

musstttt...resist...urge...to. tilt....camera.... out....of dutch angle.... wahhhhhhh!!!!

[tmMcHugh]

(mocking an alien with a soft deep voice in a hologram) Excuse me, but i'm your fake CG friend! And I am not Jar Jar Binks. I am here to force you to watch the worst movie ever made called, "Battlefield Earth." It has goofy acting, a story that dosen't make any sense, and overuse of different angle shots. Enjoy!

[sugasugaki]

At 1:37 when it loops a little, is that how they actually edited the movie? It looks almost like the DVD skipped or something. If it's part of the movie, wow that's terrible.

[carlosaldm]

This scene is great because it is supported by many scientific findings on recent years about accelerating the learning by stimulating the brain with light beams and electrical current.

[666numberoftheboard]

so they strap him down in a hi-chair and force him to learn?

[MrZombieslayer234]

no wonder anthony from smosh hates this movie

[lostprophets123]

something wrong with the camera?! why is it always tilted??

[DaytonaRoadster]

@lostprophets123 its the director, he did that on almost every shot, like Mike Bay does with the moving camera all the time...its just as annoying and shitty

[NomenNescioNY]

WE WANT XENU.

[NomenNescioNY]

@elliottchrist Jaw problems? :) According to Flubbard, "The [clam] hinge epicentres later become the hinges of the human jaw. Describe to some uninitiated person the death of a clam without saying what you are describing. “Can you imagine a clam sitting on the beach, opening and closing its shell very rapidly?” (Make a motion with your thumb and forefinger of a rapid opening and closing. The victim may grip his jaws with his hand and feel quite upset. He may even have to have a few teeth pulled"

[iLoveJackingOn]

that holographic alien really needs self esteem

[FTLNewsFeed]

@iLoveJackingOn that's not a lack of self-esteem, that's the sad husk of someone who has been utterly broken and has no hope for the future.

[myownruin187]

This shit movie was made for the huge egos in the cult of $cientology!! Give me a horny priest on viagra any day then join that fuckin cult! What a sad joke on humanity! Fuck

$cientology and everyone in it! And if anyone else doesnt like it, fuck u and ur family!! Ur all a bunch of fuckin slaves and dont even know and u pay for it!! U deserve all u have coming to u!

[BurnedToast00]

In all these video''s i watched about this movie i thought : WTF IS ON THERE NOSE?""

[beau5488]

@BurnedToast00 its something that helps them breathe because the air is toxic

[missXspencer1]

why ddnt he close his eyes?

[lurconis666]

There was a little purple Thetan guy on the planet Tiggiac. How come there's no lord Xenu?

[OneUpMushroom]

Man I cant wait for the day when we'll get information transmitted through our eyeballs. Just like this movie and just like in Batman Forever.

[samisyosam]

@VoxPopuli666 We tried to play a drinking game where I had to do a shot every time there was a barn-door wipe. Two of us died that night.

[snowsun100]

You understand me? You hungry little fella? Yes?

[VicenteIbanez2620]

At least now he knows kung fu

[MrEriklenn]

Excuse me, but I am your instructor....I will try to teach you in the ways of Xenu, if you forgive my laughter....

[elliottchrist]

My jaw dropped back around the first 20 seconds; I haven't been able to bring it back up again.

[punkskabassist87]

When does the dark lord Xenu come in?

[tommyt1971]

@punkskabassist87 I thought Travolta WAS Xenu...

[MasterKickArse]

WHAT?! I ain't paying 8 pounds for this shit!

[TheWarlord900]

Turl; I just came to inform you that Greece is the word. SAY IT GREECE IS THE WORD SAY IT!!!!

[lingtoness]

Hey look it's a Clockwork Orange with dreadlocks and metal breath-rites!!

[peyotl669]

Don't you know there was book with the same name? there is no scientology propaganda.

[ComaLies225]

@peyotl669 It was made by the guy you started Scientology.

[onedeadcat]

Grease is the word huh

[SAOrules]

0:21 This guy has a serious self confidence issue!

[dtoliaferro]

@SAOrules Ahahahahahahaha!

[alienlabs]

I heard this was horrible... I could never imagine it was SO horrible.

I'm glad I never saw this shit.

What else do you expect from Scientology propaganda? :-\

[FWalshingham]

I'm getting vertigo

[ChaosC50]

Obviously this is going to be a horrible movie. lol