The best of fat bastard

[Amanda111997]

FAT BASTARD WILL RULE EARTH!!!!!

[DQ32]

I would've thumbed this up if O Fortuna wasn't playing. Don't get me wrong, I love O Fortuna, it's a gorgeous piece, but it ruined the epicness of Fat Bastard. Just sayin'.

[Chopppaa]

@danfifepsu The song is carmina burana- o fortuna

[SilentShadowSlayerz]

ive not seen my willey in 2 years, which is long enough to declare legally dead XD

[j1495bmx]

*looks to the right*

PORN, PORN EVERYWHERE.

[danfifepsu]

what is that music in the background?

[bluejester40]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[Hopsin360]

LMAO constantly press 2 or 3

[spasticator]

anyone else come here for 1:59 :P

[markyboy666666]

/watch?v=Is3T7Lba_VY Listen to this song remix :)

[comedypros]

sorry.... i farted

[TheSlickrick2012]

I got bigger titties than u he says man he really is fat bastard

[tigerexslayer]

fat bastard roflLMAO

[Lazertechproduction]

god bless the scots. whoop. whoop all scots out there

[Conor2694]

"I've no seen me willy in two years, that's long enough to declare it legally dead!!"

[LazyKent100]

I've got more chins then a chinese phone book!

[skeletorphd]

This is a terrible representation of Scottish people.

1. You can understand what's he's saying.

2. He doesn't swear between every word.

3. He has a job.

[bizonmaciej]

myself*

[gartnavel89]

This is the best Scottish accent in a movie! Mike Myers nails it.

[acerysaccery99]

Ok first things first, weres your shiter, i got a turtle head pokin out, it could choke donkey.......oof

[911middleman]

Emotion I lol at it and when he farted

[UnknownIncognito]

I ATE A BEBI!!!

[TheBnishan12345]

1:34

Altair about to assassinate the fat bastard?

[haylestormable]

1:50 win xD

[N30NGamingVideos]

I have more chins than a Chinese phone book lmao!

[softan]

@N30NGamingVideos I'm pretty sure a chinese phone book doesn't have chins.

[thinsulite]

@softan It's a common Chinese last name :D

[MegaKyle234]

I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs haha lol

[bubbatommy82]

sorry, i farted

[DrewBrownTV1]

SHUT UP, SHREK.

[akissfan2000]

where is your shitter? `cause i got a turtle head poking out that can chock a DONKEY!!!!!!!!!

[fjbutch]

35 people are bastards....who are fat....

[keithosmarferrer]

one thing to say.....SHREK!

[acdcfan101able]

I ATE A BABY!!!!!

[ImHereInTheHouseBoy]

sorry.....i farted



[BenAxxxxxx6]

sorry i farted lmfaoo

[TheRealJuik]

The emotion part almost made me cry lol.

[jamoy1993]

press 3 for the Dim Mak and 5 for FRIES!

[tomdabom713]

Sorry...i fahrtiit....lmao

[KILLME7480]

at 1.28 you can hear that its austin powers

[thestuffguy100]

is this reverendburn?

[KatyLovesKats]

SHUT UP YOU BASTARD.....WHO IS FAT!

[gulbix]

lol press 3 a bunch of times for lol, press 6 a bunch of times for "giggity" and press 7 a bunch of times for "die"

[MrTylerandseth]

FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY­

[Theminick529]

"Oh is that all the thanks I get for the night of hot sex?"

[mcool135]

He he it's funny because hes fat

[TrickLyss]

He sounds like Shrek o.O?

[ParanoidAZN]

@TrickLyss He's Shrek voice actor

[TheSamMarsden]

I'VE AINT SEEN MY WILLY IN 2 YEARS, WHICH IS LONG ENOUGH TO DECLARE IT LEGALLY DEAD!

[AgApE010]

"I'm dead sexy! YOU WERE CRAP!!"

[LeighAkroyd]

justin beiber hasnt seen his willy for 17 years

[masterjim23]

@LeighAkroyd Justin Beiber doesn't have a willy.

[41409david]

Get in my BELLEH!!!!!

[deadeye382]

Mr. English Colnol telling me to lose weight. Ohhhhhh im a hard case he says. Well listen up sony Jim I ATE A BABY!

[Gungfuman77]

I'm sexy and you're CRAP!! lol.

[gwarvana]

The best character in Austin powers! Sucks he wasent in a lot of scenes in the last Austin powers movie whiched sucked compared to the other two

[Ihaiara]

I got bigger titty's than you do

[spongebobsqrpnts99]

is that Shrek talking? lol

[KCAcopyright]

@spongebobsqrpnts99 shrek is voiced by the same guy

[TheMJones99]

Shrek.

[SportsPhanBrah]

great video

[verveeltzich]

the most epic villain

[nanashi1o3]

heather graham is the hottest woman on this planet

[jonadomi]

1:05

[pnhartigan22]

1:52 sorry....I fairtehd

[MortishaVSDupa]

@pnhartigan22 Usually I FART..not fairte LOL

[jinkss111]

FAT BASTARD RULEZ Farts!  

[chriss8204]

that song kills it so annoying

[MissJoey006]

"I can't stop eating." The way he says that, you can tell it's Austin Powers. :D

[MUFCFIFA12Q8]

My tites and get in my belly

[KnoxCarbon]

Ah et uh baybeh!

[LTGeraldo]

fat bastard for PM

[DasHinchen]

SooRRy. I faRRtet. xD

[garganrose]

i love how you used clips from only the 2nd movie.

[Greenburst8]

XD lol :22 to :37

[Greenburst8]

GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[haydeath1]

1:04 till 1:55 is really sad

[XxDIEZOMBIESxX]

get in ma belly



[cuthyboi2010]

best bit at 0:57 lol

[TheConorward]

he sounds like shrek

[Choclatebabytears]

@TheConorward he's acutly the actor that talks in the shrek movies

[TheConorward]

@Choclatebabytears

yeah i didnt know he was mike myers. he plays somany people in this movie

[TheSorrowGear90]

Sorry....I farted

[StonedBoo]

Fat bastard changed the world! HE IS THE WORLD!

[scott93257]

Fat Bastard sets an all time awesome level for big folks around the world :)

[KentuckyHoss]

Get in my BELLY!!!!!

[DreadedDemise]

look at the t.v.s in the background at 1:48. Halo is EVERYWHERE :D

[AYOTV]

Press 2 for Southern U.S. preacher.

[Mrpromen12]

he is power full with throgu the closed door.if i been this guy i will now open the door again.but i need to pay all the door . WTF!

[RiCkStAr911]

LMFAO Youve gotta love fat bastard! :D

[lilniall96]

1.52 ... lol,, best quote in history

[rayheart121]

I want my babby back babby back babby back RIBS!

[Hsanity]

DAMN annoying background music, DISLIKE!

[cozasports33]

ok then fat bastard, say "Burglar Alarm"

[Verto9999]

Ah, help it's Chris Christie

[SuperPaulie88]

Mike myers plays fat bastard and dr evil also.

[instertusernamehere1]

@SuperPaulie88 no shit

[GOTH86]

He kinda reminds me of Marvels "the Blob"

[keremuslu99]

heather graham lookin so hot there O.o

[magicwerewolveclan]

Chilly baby back ribs rofl!!! :3

[djfreddy7022]

what is this song called

[Abnerbeast54]

one of the top 10 movies of all time

[EVilZombie1000]

Geuss what sonny jim I ate a BABY

[deadeye382]

Ofcourse im no happy,look at me im a big fat sloob!Ive got bigger tiities than you do!Ive got more chins then a chineese phone book...Ive not seen my willie in two years which is long enough to declare leagally DEED...Ive cant stop eating.I eat because im unhappy...But im unhappy because i eat.Its a vicious cycle...Now if you excuse me there someone i have to get in touch with and forgive..Myself....rrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....Sorry..I farted...Its a long road ahead.

[Tolphas]

Excuse me, there is somebody I have to get in touch with and forgive.....myself............­...............rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn....

[JaimeinUK]

If the answer to the question: "Is it possible that his accent might be like the existing accent somewhere in the whole of Scoland?" is YES, then his accent is not off. Let's try to have a wider perception. The world is more than our city or region.

[mrpatty29]

@JaimeinUK what?

[jakfang5]

for some reson i feel bad for him :C its weard

[J3WfroN1NjA21]

press 2

[crazyjohn88cp]

press 8

[Masterrayray305]

@CHELSEA9636 Lol, Its all good bro.

[AaronMartin87]

i want my Babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback ribs

i want my Babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback ribs

CHILLI babyback ribs

[johnwhaley1234]

im ciara i fking want to shag fat barsted



[robotsayingrawr]

GIT IN MAH BELLEH!

[SmoreLegend]

I love being Scottish XD

Even though his accent is still kinda off.

...GET IN MAH BELLEH.

[Masterrayray305]

@CHELSEA9636 Good for you Mr Dictionary, It was just a typo. Go play somewhere.

[bakar12345]

GET IN MA BELLY!

[arniebarb123]

im dead sexy look at my sexy body

[tigerexslayer]

im bigger and higher in the food chain so get in my belly

[THEZOMBIEMASTER91]

23 people havent seen their willy in two years

[TheRealMrsBieber100]

sorry..i farted lmfao

[wntmlk]

WELL LISTEN UP SUNNY CHIMP.....I ATE A BABY!!!!

[GySgtGuitarHero]

@wntmlk not to be rude but it's actually "sonny Jim"

[wntmlk]

@GySgtGuitarHero Even better :D

[Dylagong]

I didnt know Shrek was in his movie... haha! (:

[jessandmoomoo42]

Lol

[MrJokeman777]

23 people got eaten by fat bastard

[TenouHaruka0]

You shut your mouth you bastard!..who is fat...

[bluebot360]

GET IN MAH BELLY!

[ginger5061]

Lol I want my baby baby baby back ribs!

[Stephie2007]

0:57 is always where my VHS copy of "The spy who shagged me" messed up. ewww!

[Zor1690]

Listen up slimmy jim I ATE A BABY. BABY THE OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT. BABY ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.

[Ryofire]

If you'll excuse me there's someone I have to get in touch with and forgive.......myself.......brr­rrrrr......Sorry I farted.

[ampharos101]

0:52 XD that sence with that music...omg i died laughing!!!

[italiamom1]

1st thing 1st were is your shitter........lmao

[Treblaine]

Why is Mike Myers the only white comedian who will wear a fat suit.

[GmanAlexDK]

press 6 for dick and 8 for fart.

[NoodleShredder]

@GmanAlexDK Press 5 to shut you up.

[20GRED]

There's a Fat Co Worker at my job that looks just like Fat Bastard.. She can see for fat Bastard taking her look, lol

[Dom10chodak]

YOU... YES YOU.... GET IN MAH BELLY >:O

[hypershadix1]

this is who shrek would look like if he was a human

[115TV1]

LOOK AT MAH SEXY BODEH!!

[wickedjesterboi]

:58 LOL

[VolFireFighter34]

Mr. English colonel telling me to lose weight. Ooooooohhhh Im a hot case he said, well listen up sonny Jim, I ATE A BABEH!

[ToritheKitty]

i want my babybackbabybackbabybackbabyba­ck ribs CHILI baby back ribs!

[Djmusic1996]

I want my babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback ribs!!!!

[ShadowE616]

Im Higher In the Food CHain! get In my Belly

[pandanicks]

poor guy i kno how he feels



[2JuiceBoxBoys]

@froman46 what is the name of the song u used

[gamereview123ful]

WELL LISTEN UP SONNY JIM I ATE A BABY!!!!!!!

[davidblake3070]

22 people are bastards... who are fat...

[NobleEagle1]

lol  Sorry i farted

[liam1666]

Well put together genuis good so funny

[questgnarnia]

How are Fat Bastard's teeth so white!?

[Powie23]

I got bigger tits than you do!

[JRAMZ17]

I got more chins than a chinese phonebook

[MrSouLicker]

i havent seen me willy in 2 years which is long enough to declair it legaly deed, love the way he says it :)

[pizzamanchris14]

you forgot

FB: but when you're an overweight child in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong becomes skewed...

AP: did you just soil yourself?

FB: ...maybe

[yahhboyd]

SORRY I FARTED



[TheDevineBeing]

I love his stupidly big revolver.

[jlopez412]

22 people are low in the food chain

[meatisdeliciouse]

I hade a dream about fat bastard eating superman once.

[tighterthanhisjeans0]

aww when he says " i cant stop eating " uh that part makes me sad...

he eats because hes unhappy aw i just wanna kiss him

[TheLegodorks]

00:24 is the best part

[BetoMelancia]

I LOVE FAtbastard!! 

[DesertDragon96]

i'm starting to be a proud fat guy. yes... i'm fat.

[redneck809]

Sorry I farted

[VAD6909]

i ate a baby or i aint a baby? idk which one he says

[kanosgirl]

@VAD6909 I ate a baby.

[capslockissnexttoa]

@VAD6909 He ate one. It's like the scary thing he tells people or something. :P

[MC2251]

Fat Bastard is the best!!

[jhosmar1234567]

21 people didnt get their baby back ribs

[xXCaSpArMaNXx]

Eyes closed

Best of Shrek*

[sincara10]

That is the best video on utube who agrees

[Juggadoosh]

You forgot the "What the-I didn't have any CORN!"