Elephant Seal Wake-Up Prank

[Aeiutube]

Bad Idea #224:

Waking up a muppet- 0:04

[communistraptor]

Seal: im perfectly camouflauged, now she can never find and tag m-

Girl:Tag your it

Seal:NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[sodapop554]

I wana fight some fat fuck of an animal like that.

[eminemforlifenoshit]

@sodapop554 lmao good luck to you. it would be hard enough to kill a dog that is really trying to kill you i couldn't imagine what a gorilla or a seal such as this ones or others might do.

[sodapop554]

@eminemforlifenoshit Well it all depends on what I use, running it over with a tank or other large armored technical is a good option.

[blacklistedhomicide]

You do not fuck with something that big lol you could die which would be a good punishment for a retard like that

[CORNP00]

wow. super intense

[DHREVOLUTION]

thats godzilla's erection

[Fuckingflesheater]

I love how far they are by the end of the video lmao

[Rugdopey]

my mother in law reacts the same way if i call her for dinner

[stpaul17]

damn seal PMSing

[MercerDaAwesome]

her*

[MercerDaAwesome]

I think it would've been funnier if the Elephant Seal whacked a few broken bones into he. Good ol' America! :D

[RWZ70]

Elephant seal: "DAMB KIDS IM TRYIN TO SLEEP HERE!!!"

[communistraptor]

*hide and seek* *elephant seal: she will never find me now i m perfectly camo-------*girl* found you,elephant seal: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUU

[FlamingIceCubez]

I was waiting for it to say "A wild Elephant Seal appeared!"

[1999MichaelMyers]

Poor elephant seal just trying to sleep until some dumbasses do something =(

[GaryUehara]

mi dad does the same, XD

[kikkemetal19]

Drama queen

[1993Johnospina]

My girlfriend told me she was babysitting...that lying bitch

[TheAnonymousAnomie]

He came.

[HabboDrumsta]

He was sunburnt fucking cruel humans

[Umagula]

Obvious dubbed sound effect. -_-

[masterkiter89]

holy shit that thing is big

[devinjesperson]

i think he overreacted



[TheMightyHunt3R]

OH NOES THEY'RE STEALIN MA BUCKET!!!

[Moshburger420]

OH NOS!!!! Not my ass!!!!

[lesztat18]

0:07 the anger!!

[30dynamo]

SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!!

[SuperLucasRay]

What an F***ing idiot!!!!!

[Hernansosup]

shit.

[Dellster13]

this is like a common marriage issue....... *touch* awwwwwwwwwww ...all over.

[ViLLaPiNoZ]

it needs an adult...

[TheresNoTimeLikeNow]

Wouldn't that just scare the shit out of you....

I mean the girl, as well as the sea bellowing Sea lion.

Most Human's suck they fuck with absolutely everything until almost everything is "broke". Bad kids smashing up the House until there is nothing left to live in eat drink or do because we decimated it ALL including our own bodies now with world wide radiation & better living thru chemistry, have you had your meds today america? Aspartame, MSG, GMOs Mercury antidepressants WAKE up get a grip

[bandboy69]

@TheresNoTimeLikeNow was an elaphant seal

[bhermoth]

@TheresNoTimeLikeNow well i like turtles...

[fecalophagus]

@bhermoth - ......I like zombies.

[tokithedethdealer]

@TheresNoTimeLikeNow You got all of that from an elephant seal freaking out?

[SweetZombiJesus]

@TheresNoTimeLikeNow Your reaction was worse than the elephant seal's.

[Cash321go]

THE NOISE WAS FAKE

[FBsomeone]

i bet that chick was pissing her bed for weeks

[funkor]

Yeah, I'm thinking that's fake. After the ad where the walrus gets up and drives a golf cart, I think this is fake. Crazy what we are able to create. Of course it could be real. We are going to need some kind of reality seal. (HAHA)

[baranguirus]

Did it really roar like that? Damn, yur nuts!

[ollylolly101]

i want one of those things

[ro0tt]

what the?! girl maybe had a stun gun in her hands :O

[SemperFiUSMArines]

OMG! LMFAO!

[aimanaoun123]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Jenckles]

I hope those people were fined. It's illegal to come within 20 feet of elephant seals.

[JohnKreeseCobraKai84]

@Jenckles No it's not. You must live in Russia.

[Jenckles]

@JohnKreeseCobraKai84 Yes it is, as of 2009. Visit Ano Nuevo state park and ask the guides for yourself if you don't believe me.

[JohnKreeseCobraKai84]

@Jenckles No it's not. There is no world law that says your can't approack an elephant seal. You must be a fucking retard. Laughing out loud!

[Jenckles]

@JohnKreeseCobraKai84 Perhaps not a world law, but it is in the United States.

[JohnKreeseCobraKai84]

@Jenckles You're a typical close minded American. Laughing out loud! You think the entire world revolves around your country. Dumb yank. Laughing out loud!

[Jenckles]

@JohnKreeseCobraKai84 Oy, I am not responding to you after this. I have more of a life than to respond to rude youtube comments. I do not think the world revolves around the USA - in fact, I really don't like my country, or people in general - I am just stating the fact that in the US, the law says that you must be at least 20 feet away from any marine mammal for their protection. It only makes sense for other countries to have laws to protect wildlife from idiots. And to protect the idiots.

[JohnKreeseCobraKai84]

@Jenckles You're a joke. You have no pride in yourself or your country. You might as well swallow a bottle of painkillers. Don't you yanks have something called Seaworld? That would make you a liar. No such law exists. The irony of your words is outstanding. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. I will be waiting for your reply.

[PingerBBS]

@JohnKreeseCobraKai84 sea world is an amusement park ^.^

[JohnKreeseCobraKai84]

@PingerBBS And...

[BNadineJ]

@JohnKreeseCobraKai84

The Marine Mammal Protection Act of 1972.

[JohnKreeseCobraKai84]

@BNadineJ What about it?

[BNadineJ]

@JohnKreeseCobraKai84 The Marine Mammal Protection Act prohibits the "taking" of marine mammals in all US waters. Take is defined as "to harass, hunt, capture, kill, or feed any marine mammal". Violations of the MMPA can result in hefty fines, imprisonment, or the seizure of vessels and personal property. Elephants seals are protected under the MMPA. Harassment is defined as act of pursuit, torment or annoyance which may injure, or disturb by causing disruption of behavior, a marine mammal

[BNadineJ]

@JohnKreeseCobraKai84 And beyond that, quoted directly from Earthtrust: "The Marine Mammal Protection Act also provides economic incentives for other nations to protect marine mammals by restricting the importation of certain products from foreign countries whose fishing or other practices significantly reduce the ability of the Act to acheive its goals. The Marine Mammal Protection Act has also served as a model for the development of laws protecting marine mammals in other countries."

[JohnKreeseCobraKai84]

@BNadineJ Those laws do not apply in my country; you conceited, closed minded, yank. Laughing out loud! You're such an idiot. Laughing out loud! Do you know that people eat sea lions? Laughing out loud!

[readynow12345]

Eat them aren't they all blubber, yuk..

[JohnKreeseCobraKai84]

@readynow12345 Muscle is not blubber. There is plenty of meat.

[readynow12345]

Who said muscle ??

[Blahb27]

@BNadineJ Except that it allows you to do just about anything short of wanton destruction and systematic eradication of marine life.

That law is a joke compared to the EU's Natura2000 and other ecological protection acts. Not to mention the US has stood still for decades since then, while other countries have made steady advances in ecological protection.

That negligence, together with Japan, will probably see the Pacific being the first ocean where all fish are extinct (in just 20-30 years).



[baranguirus]

@Jenckles Or any other wild pinniped for that matter.

[Globofdoom]

But Will It Blend?

[323patriot323]

ROTMFLLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[WeAreBlastedInk]

LMFAO !

[ikoirieainx]

WHERE DA FUCK DID THE SECOND ONE POP OUTTA! LOL

[AquaticForce]

@ikoirieainx

It may have given birth on camera

[adocfuly]

Real life Monster Hunter game.

[steveincairo]

"Woah woah woah! Just take a chill pill. You don't gotta chill pill? Well, take a chill strip. Put it on the back of your tongue, it dissolves, chiiillll."

[MultiChidoriRasengan]

is that really an elephant?

[SonnyA89]

@MultiChidoriRasengan It's an elephant seal, are a blonde by any chance?

[Jenckles]

@MultiChidoriRasengan No, it's a species of seal called an elephant seal. They are the largest seal species, reaching up to 20 feet in length. Look them up.

[bradman1352]

how funny!

[omgitsrez]

mini-GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!

[buttsaab2520]

e.s.w=NO!!*i was dreaming that i was with oprah*NO!!!!

[grip31gangsta]

lmaooooooooooooo 

[10INTM]

What if that elephant seal was sleeping next to a bunch of other elephant seals that don't like to be awoken? The chain reaction would be really loud! AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGGHGHGGG­!!!!!!!!!!!

[urethane22]

easy godzilla..

[emosceneo]

OVERREACTION

[codymaxed]

LOL

[Coolman95640]

press 4 hear justin bieber

[sociobalto0]

pffff

[Debunka]

I actually speak fluent seal. It wasn't getting mad, it's into S&M, it enjoyed it. It was really saying "Oh yeah! Daddy likes it rough! Hey? Where are you going? I was just getting started!"

[thespartan65535]

@Debunka i speak english and that comment translated to incredibly gay

[Debunka]

@thespartan65535 Lighten up dude.

[jjtly123]

yeah 100 bucks says she shit her pants!!

[BGViper96]

WOW



[zonaskaterito]

what a DIVA

[Leon612]

Sounds like Michelle Obama

[HeavyRecon6]

I WOULD RUN TOO LOL

[alejandro7132]

pres 5 sounds like a dinosour

[TheUbcyrf3]

well i was about to go take a shit but i dont have to anymore xD

[chuckjeffcoats]

And by Elephant Seal, you mean Walrus?

[XxMultiKill0081xX]

@chuckjeffcoats are you.... really this dumb?

[MrAwesomness101]

helike "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYWWWWWWAFFFFFFFFFFFFL­LLLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Tylrw222]

I would've shit my pants, if i were her. DAMMIT IT'S PISSED RUUNNN :O lol

[rickyvaj1]

helluh fucked up

[jamal3604]

lol



[w4rr10r11]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!­? FUUUUUUUCK!

[bozi054]

חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח­חח

[123ilikecheese456]

BLACKZILLLA

[saythanx]

i love this video

[fecalophagus]

Why didn't they stay and pet it?

[bwjn2008]

@fecalophagus LMFAOOOOOOOOO IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING AND IM HIGH AS HELL AND YOUR COMMENT IS PERFECTION.

[fecalophagus]

@bwjn2008 - Thank you very much.

[bwjn2008]

@fecalophagus Thank you for making me laugh for like 17 minutes (:

[fecalophagus]

@bwjn2008 - An interesting number you qoute, it shows itself everywhere.

[bwjn2008]

@fecalophagus I haven't heard of '17' but I have heard of '42' ...

[fecalophagus]

@bwjn2008 - Yes, definately, as in 420, the number of tranquility. 17 is of oblivion (not the game). Ha! Ha! I see it everyday.

[michaelaverypictures]

GODZILAAA!!!!!!

[TheBAAADKitty]

The Elephant Seal was all like-GRAAAAAWWWWWWWRRR-WHERES-­MY-COFFEE-RRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! Lol

[tranceology3]

@TheBAAADKitty

This comment was funnier than the video!!!! Wheres my COFFEE-RRRRRRRRRRRRR

[dingoprairie]

that was stupid and it's not legal to disturb them

[lgarvey]

Hahaha totally disproportionate response from the elephant seal

[Kamikazeman00]

That elephant seal became SOOOO FRIKKIN PISSED OFFFFFF

[darthrellim]

SOOOO AWESOME!!!

[N33D4SP33Dsi]

this is one of the funniest videos ive seen on youtube

[CorneliusZelius]

It's like tremors

[Xaviermantella]

@CorneliusZelius ha! gRABOIDS!

[CorneliusZelius]

@Xaviermantella hell yeah!

[fecalophagus]

@Xaviermantella - That movie's terrible! Ha! Ha! Except for the part where the one smashes into the basement, and they shoot the crap out of it.

[Digipup4life]

LMAO! XD Those two people definitely know how to have fun. XD

[Phishouttawatta]

you stole my bukkiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!

[247wfeawe247]

shittt

next time just use a nerf gun

[aeuwsh093]

elePHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUnts

[EastCoastPeace3]

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

[gimmeurchipz]

sounds like my gf when I try to wake her up in the morning..

[taterboob]

Hit his weak point for massive damage.

[94jg]

Elephant seals don't like having their temperature checked

[Squiggy2010]

This is how they used to wake up Oprah.

[mightypen515]

@Squiggy2010 I know it's wrong to laugh at what you said, but...BWAAAHHHHHA!

[GamesNGuns]

@Squiggy2010 LOL

[buffified]

@Squiggy2010 fucking hilarious comment!!!

[mikelowy7]

lol it's like a monster/boss from resident evil and the only damage point is where she touched it

[preacherpoop]

what a spaz

[MickeySHFOF]

What the hell is that?

[sk8mafiasergio]

she stole his bucket !!

[tedm82]

Looks like Sharron Angle teasing Joy Behar after Behar's comments raised $150,000 for Angle!! ROTFLMAO!! ;-)

[thatguywiththeINDENT]

Its my mom :D HEY MOM

[TikiTubeable]

the fuck.

[Airgunhunter2010]

no, what he really did was whispered to the seal that the seafood shop had shut down

[AllanVictoriaA]

Note to self: "The beast did not respond well to the rectal thermometer thing......"

[th3boy75]

Could you imagine if these things had legs and were walking around a shit? You try to go to the store but these fucking land whales are chasing children again. Of course someone would eventually train them and rule the world but i have yet to find any land whales so i cant do that....

[TheStagnight]

That's what I'm like if my girlfriend wakes me up on a sunday morning!!!

[geck0s0ld1er]

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppp­ppppppppppppeeeeeeeeee

[MrPetrolhead09]

Big Daddys awake!

[driftking101lg]

Damn nature you scary.

[whopper1209]

IT GOES APESHIT D:

[K1dKrusade]

This reminds me of the time we forgot to feed my retarded sister her seraquil and then let her out of the cage. BuaHHHHHHHHH DAHHhhhhhh EEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[1badcad69]

She slapped his ass and called him Sally!

[HurricaneHayden]

ZOMG when I liked this video the like count turned to 666! D:

[unlivable1]

@HurricaneHayden

i hate when that happens them im like oh no switch to thumbs down now !!!!

lol

[thesiknik7]

wow that things huge ha ha

[MoneyJ3rk]

Sea Lion.. I'm your father.

NYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAH

[xxxAfonsoxxx]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!­!!!!

[mariesadler]

Tigurius, this isn't "sick." She tapped its butt probably on a dare and ran off. Sick: is the video of a girl tossing crying puppies into a river...she was caught by the way.

[gaypotter]

holy shit, hit the g-spot first time!

[kieferirvine]

@gaypotter ew...thats an elephant seal dude. You disgust me.

[hilickit]

shit LOL

[mariesadler]

Mr Elephant seal does not like his naps interrupted.

[ghostyloco]

he's got vaccinated in there

[SirNicholasD]

@ghostyloco Did she really give him a quick shot?

[memo0405]

Scary !!!

[MySt3rYbOi]

*poke* NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHHH NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wajenny13]

wow well thats mean

[masterbias]

Faggots, They didn't kill it lol... Greenpeace Nubs

[tigurius555]

ur sick, wish it killed you dumbfuck

[brandeezy108]

@tigurius555 oh, shut up. she didn't hurt it or anything. are you calling animals pussies that can't take a joke. your overdoing animal protection rights it's kind of annoying. so if an elephant seal went up and woke up a sleeping person on the beach would that elephant seal be "sick." you treat animals like a bunch of babies. that's messed up on it's own. don't give animals pitty. they don't need it.

[tigurius555]

@brandeezy108 lets do that with u than, it wont hurt, its just fucking annoying

[brandeezy108]

@tigurius555 it's happened to me before, a lot of times.

[tigurius555]

@brandeezy108 and, its fun to be awaken like that huh? -_-

[brandeezy108]

@tigurius555 well not at first, but you'll eventually figure out it's just a joke.

[tigurius555]

@brandeezy108 well, an animal may not ever find out this is a joke

[brandeezy108]

@tigurius555 but it could have been worse. we have to learn to live with animals just as they need to learn how to live with us. but their smart enough. they'll adapt. LOL at least their not being hunted by other animals or humans.

[lebron124life]

He Like You Motherfucker!!!!

[tys519]

yaaaa id rather throw rocks to get the same reaction haha

ahhhh my anal virginity :(