Kane & Lynch Viral - Sissy

[Swootschapcakes133]

Mickey Rourke? This isn't Sin City and Lynch isn't a fat loser...

John Malkovich? This isn't a gay arthouse and Lynch is not a literature professior

KEVIN GAGE IS LYNCH!

[Irond3vil2]

Malkovich is such a bad actor...

[EchoBoomer1987]

K&L is an awesome game, the only problem is the weapon accuracy.

[Roerpues]

I love the game. The weapon accuracy is a little too realistic. I like the characters a lot, especially lynch. The cover is sometimes hard to get into though.

[TheCleanCleaner]

lol... I swear i had that same conversation with a friend in an elevator too xD

[tili1995]

hehe

they are talking about game

[jgjghgh]

Sissy is a cheat in Postal 2, where they talking about it like they where talking about GTA IV in "The Special One"?

[DevilzProductions]

No, they're just talking about GTAIV again :P

[YoungZer0]

No. Sissy means something like "soft" or "pussy".

[jgjghgh]

i know the deffenition.. i was saying that it is also a cheat in Postal 2

[YoungZer0]

I don't think it's a reference to that. The reference to GTA was smart as the game was just before it's release. It wouldn't make any sense to make a reference to Postal 2.

[ubercool06]

:53 would be a cool desktop background

[danielsmith516]

the aim target is really small unless you zoom in. that kinda sucks but the game is good

[airwalk24]

dats da point dey r not aiming

[wrath231]

"Stealing cars? Isn't that kind of sissy?"

ROFL

[ieatsuka]

dissing GTA. get KL instead! xD

[kameka221]

this game had so much build up but it kinda sucked...and by the way if GTAIV isnt good im breaking everyones electronic systems

[DoinItUp44]

that was a funney conversation

[apinankarva]

Well this game was a giant dissapointment :(, waited it so much and then KABLOOOEY it sucked so much...

[Irond3vil2]

i think its great, either u love it or u hate it haha

[grunger119]

hahha that was jokes proberly the first time aomones done that loooooool

[MrZZiZZler]

that was great lol

[SanitariumGames]

I guess IOI (the developers) was mad about the delay of GTAIV. Cause that's what they was talking about. lol

[gurps546]

thats poor stuff man

[JashinWorshiper]

I really enjoy the co-op on this and it's reall- LYNCH!Don't kill the f***ing hostages, you asshole!Oh man, you just got blood on my new shirt.

[Errm3]

i have played the demo of this game, god it's like i want to know what's gonna happen next i need this game, and i don't usually i don't like shooter games, but just the fact that this game has some teamwork stuff and movie thingy it really catches me :P

[chobag]

i love this game!!!!!

[kablamooh]

this game owns!

[Wyndrax]

That's what you get for spending all your parents' money on some gay ass PS3.

Get a fucking decent computer, asshole.

[sinfoniazul13]

Te quiero

[caseclosed12]

or a xbox 360 the ps3 sucks

[Keegah]

Oh for fuck's sake. You extremists are really starting to grind my gears.

Europeans, stop stereotyping all Americans as hamburger-loving, gun-worshiping, imperialistic/nationalistic asswipes. Not all of them are like that, and it just shows your ignorance when you act like they are.

Now... AMERICANS, stop being hamburger-loving, gun-worshiping, imperialistic/nationalistic asswipes. Tired of the rest of the world hating you? Then stop abiding by the stereotypes they throw at you! That is all.

[caseclosed12]

first of all im american and i dont like hamburgers there nasty that is all

[Conradical247]

Kane & Lynch could of done so much better. It's basically Hitman, but kill EVERYTHING.

Multiplayer is fun tho'. Other wise as Lynch points out, We're all waitng for gta4!

[ImJustSkyo]

yeap... might as well say "we're all looking for that special somebody" :)

[MattyJp1001]

Why should we go along with your month/day year system. It' just the fat yanks thinking they're better at everything again. They're good at 1 thing though: EATING BURGERS. (And I don't care what people think about this comment.)

[ArmyStrong008]

haha. we've saved your ass how many times in the course of 100 years buddy. take WWI for example, plus u fags got us into it

[wiredzenith]

Wahahahahaha I'm sorry, on behalf of Ireland I'd like to request that you never EVER vistit my country, desecrate my culture with your misinformed opinions of it, or claim to know anything of the history of Europe.

Statistically, most of your countrymen can't even find France on the globe, so don't you DARE talk about WWI like you have a damned clue.

[ArmyStrong008]

why bother? what the fuck did they ever do for us? answer that sensibly with a fact and not your own opinion

[pointblank23]

do u like pizzas?

[mattsaer1]

isnt it that 3 out of 10 americans can point to iraq on a map?!and how much are they pouring into fighting a country they dont no about,yet alone find it!!

[ArmyStrong008]

um use your head for a brief moment, america is just as deadly as any other fucking country out there. you ask me, i could care less if im killing a middle eastern, slov, or even a brit. get the drift? the tides are turning and theres gunna be a war sooner or later. just keep that in mind..

[sg137]

and that my friend.. that's what makes u guys a fucking TERORIST.

cuz that's what terorist do. thay TERORIZE the world with their f!@#$ weaponz of mass f21%!@#$ destruction.

TERORIST!!!

[caseclosed12]

i know its awsome

[TheDrunkenCelt]

doesnt matter as long as we come out on top

[AJMZXFC]

Why ye yanks always want to start wars? Few years later everyone will be dead, besides the worlds "smartest" people.

[Nephwrack0078]

We were pretty good at stomping out the nazis tho, you have to admit. oh and by the way, there are a lot of proud irish-americans here. one other thing, most of us here in america hate bush and dont support his illegal war. and hamburgers are good, if they're not from mcdonalds or any other fast food joint.

[swift122]

yeah man they are talking about gta. its really clear

[crazykrzr]

"it's been bumped back to next year...fuck."

"why do they always do that i hate that!, O.K., stay cool." Love it

[TheSpriteMonster]

Their talking about GTA:IV XD

[arsproductions]

why the hell are you people talking about GTA IV? This is Kane and Lynch, perhaps one of the greatest new titles from the makers of the Hitman Series...

[Vertigo688]

Because Kane & Lynch are talking about GTA. Listen to the subtle hints. "Next one's bumped back to next year", et cetera.

[Nemesis921]

uhhhh watch the vid again man...you dont get the obvious hints?

[ClosedSpaghetti]

Wikipedia it.

[Henry551]

Exactly

Wikipedia's your friend.

[thewrongmexican]

He's not serious, you dumb fuck.

[Aylingater77]

haha, only a stupid fuck could come up with such a 'unique' comeback.

[thewrongmexican]

That wasn't a comeback, that was me telling you that you should be able to figure out if someone's being faceticous (s/p).

[Aylingater77]

obviously you have no people skills and sit at your computer each day learning to understand people via text, and that youv'e become the master of it. In which case you will be able to detect that i am being sarcastic when i type 'your really cool, and intelligent!'

[thewrongmexican]

Oh my, the "I bet you are fat and sit at your computer all day" argument! That would be true...if it were, you know, true. It's not hard at all to see when someone's being sarcastic by text, Especially when he ends his message with a USA, USA, USA chant. Oh, and people, by and large, aren't worth talking to...though that could just be the asperger's talking.

[p226p99socom]

i can tell you my friends, this game is gonna be nice

[stlmxc]

who fucking cares? we've got the bombs. hundreds of them. that makes me automatically right no matter how "stupid" or "illogical" my statements are.

don't be hatin', we just proliferatin'.

[AzureKiru]

You don't any bombs you fucking idiot. Your president does, but I'm pretty sure they don't let retards like you choose when they fire them.

[SlashesMcGee]

yeha walk into america and sya that shit, see what happens. FREEDOM BITCHES!!! AMERICA!!!

[stlmxc]

clearly, you're not an american, so your brain is 3x smaller than mine. by default. i'll try to work with that.

our president has no bombs. congress does...or as you frenchies would call it "parliament" has the bombs. the president can't do jack diddly shit without congressional approval.

Month/Day/Year...get on it.

And the metric system is for guys with small dicks who want bigger numbers when they bust out the ruler.

[wbgrandson]

sorry the rest of the world doesn't associate every number they see with cock size you retarded fuck. what a pitiful excuse for an insult.

[clerlic]

"clearly, you're not an american, so your brain is 3x smaller than mine. by default."?

What the hell does that mean? Are you suggesting that americans are smarter than everybody else or that your brains are filled with fat? I'll go with the former.

[katie55alex]

you think you are the centre of the world.... before 30 years have past everyone will know thats not true- your money is flying abroad, china and russia are on the rise, have more resources, they arent letting you in and oil wont always be priced in dollars. fucked you will be when that happens. anyway 60 years ago it was a nation of nazi suckups.... in living memory btw.

[Aylingater77]

lol, u got bombs alright. The thing is your all so stupid your just gunna blow yourselves up with em. The fact that you brought up bombs before anything else just proves how pre-historic your brains are.

[thewrongmexican]

You're so fucking stupid, HE'S NOT SERIOUS AT ALL

[Som3b0dy]

Go eat your Happy Meal, fatass

[Nicoyutub]

he IS talking about GTA, but GTAIV is not the fourth game of the series.

GTA - PSX

GTA2 - PSX & DreamCast, PC

GTA III - PS2, XBOX, PC

GTA vice city -ps2, XBOX, PC

GTA San andreas - ps2, XBOX, PC

GTA Advance - GBA

GTA Liberty city stories - PSP, PS2

GTA Vice city stories - PSP, PS2

Damn, i feel geek...

[tempel007]

maybe cause you are one

[Merchunt]

I feel geeky for this myself, but I think you have to look at it from a more simplistic view. GTA is the fourth major game, for example, its labeled as GTA IV. While there are others in exsistence, we can't deny that its up to the creators to determine which one they label as the fourth. *shrugs* Now, off to gamestop to pre-order this.... late of course, but hey, better late then waiting for a week for the next shipment.

[Nemesis921]

ya the others are not as popular as the main 3 lynch is talking about lynch is probably not a hardcore gamer so he would only know of the 3 main GTA titles

[deflep44]

YOU SIR ARE WRONG: GTA London 1969 was before GTA2!!!!!!

now im geek... dammit

[nickelbckluver12]

I think they made GTA 3 and were working on making 4 after that. They made Liberty City Stories,Vice City etc. in between to keep all the GTA fans busy untill they made 4

[BigRedCinnamon]

I love it. I really think than Kane and Lynch is going to be the real Max Payne's successor. can't wait to play!

[CzyBam]

Fuck you dickhead. It makes more sense to have it as day/month/year as it is in fucking chronological order.

[Nemesis921]

why do you ignorant morons ruin america?

[stlmxc]

it's not ignorance, it's sarcastic humor, and america excels in that category.

we're rome. we are the center of the world. everyone wants to be us. the whole world listens to our music, watches our movies, and follows the lives of our celebrities.

to take this FACT and warp it into a viewpoint where everything-american-is-automic­ally-more-correct is a humorous exaggeration.

the colbert report functions on this premise and pulls in the ratings like mufuccas.

[Henry551]

Stfu bitch.

[frynsesmadrer]

lynch playing gta! XDD also gotta love how he says: you calling me a sissy?

[4242876914C]

"You calling me a sissy?"

Wish ads for other games are as good as this XD

[BurningSkyFilms]

Simply awesomo.

[extratightpants2]

The date at the end is for the UK. In the USA it comes out November 14th.

[tiemeupimkinky]

hahaha! That's so funny. Kane and Lynch it is then.

[SwedishPassion]

Hehe, this game is so cool. So much attitude and plain evil fun

[OMGmyFACE]

That was pretty badass. You can tell when it goes from the ad to the in-game dialogue before he says "just stay cool" but it's still really awesome.

[soulhunter91]

lol, i love it, the humor with the elevator music, its always the best moments

[DaWorst187]

Great! Lynch likes GTA. Io Interactive and Rockstar are my favorite game developers.

[Riprie47]

Seriously, that was fucking cool and funny!

[neverlast2k2]

Ain't that the truth :D

All hail the wicked couple!

[masterseargent]

amazing i hope that makes it into the game

[dorkchop2007]

lol

[gyroCX]

nice

[Tosteris65]

Lol :D