Funniest football fight ever!

[IWaste2MuchTime]

aahahah i love the bottle that hits him

[TH444MUST4HURT]

this proves that footballers are fannys

[ItalianGirlize]

Hahahahahahahah I laughed so hard

[DjEzhel88]

the dude in the white jersey got him good therefore the dude in the red jersey felt like he was well balanced but his equilibrium was off, same shit as in boxing or MMA, if you fucken nerds knew about fighting then maybe you should film yourselves fighting, i bet you guys look a shitload alot funnier doing it than these poor motherfuckers lol

[span2ful]

oh dear....

[clunge69commander]

hahahahahaha



[VICIOUSxSCOPEZ]

the black dude hits like eh a bitch

[carlostherealshow]

pussy fight

[BobinotBabe111]

haha his heads shiney :L!

[SuperRobo888]

sissy fight!

[matt2k6wales]

the black guy was a kung fu mastter blocked everyttheing

[tonynotenner]

@matt2k6wales er their both black !!

[1ryanorton]

if that was in the premier league he would of went down like a ton of bricks after there heads touched lol

[MegaLatino51]

SISSY FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UKGHead]

He was only trying to give him a high-five!

[huntsmanbows]

how many swing and misses?

[Dannyd910]

That isn't a fight. It is synchronised dancing. 2012 Olympic dancing team.

[SuperReza007]

LOL :DD

[soboyoko]

they fight like justin beibers

[LegendChechen]

OMG!!! they can not really fight

[Newbeboy]

They fight like giraffes! xD

[Vankpker034]

I whip my arms back n forth! I whip my arms back n forth!

[jamaltheman]

They have the same fighting trainer. I wouldnt recommend him though.

[FreeTutorial4You]

Girls Fight haha

[sciencestudent342]

its like one of them video games, u hit the bad guy and a goody pops out of him, in this case it was a water bottle

[LVKA3]

Luis Fabiano says:"would you like to be my boyfriend??"

Diogo answer:"no I don´t like mans"

Then Luis Fabiano says to him:"no problem, you are the girl"

[2k10sophiebabes]

Think they were pretending to swim!

[carlos111897]

bad high five connection

[marquezboy100]

Its either theyre fightin like sissys or they dont no how,to fight

[Dookiedolf]

I always thought most fottballer were gay as they love hugging and kissing each other after a goal. Watching this certainly changed my mind, not. Bunch of turd burglars.

[MrBobbyhill39]

They've been using their legs too much they forgot how to use their arms.

[Quantizationz]

"Let us be gay and touch noses!"

[callap12]

no the dude wearing white did some good hits just the guy in red was.........o.O

[RobloxFire]

slaping like girls.

[jarodbaugh2]

rofl. *flails like a girl* Yeah, I sure showed him.

[0299792458]

I will never understand why football players do not kick each other when they fight.

[Sunvalley92]

@0299792458

Real men don't kick. If there are a fight, then at least fight gently. A kick in the stomach is not nice if you believe that... Stick to Fight Club with Brad Pitt and let us other play football.

[TheMTBros]

goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll­llllllllllllmgoallllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllll goalllllllll

[oldaardvark]

That's mighty close to a card.

[ByBleeker]

They train their legs and feet all the time so their upper body is retarded

[TheHammertimeable]

@ByBleeker Ye i train my feet all the time as a football player! They are so muscular now!

[FrankieSayRelaxxx1]

This just goes to prove: That football is for gay men who pack more fudge than a sweet shop. Jus' sayin.

[HeadieNugz]

hahahaha all europeans and soccer fags cant fight for shit.

[026Jemoeder026]

@HeadieNugz uhm i am an european and i do kickbox and soccer and i was in the Hollands champion final.

[RidzRSBuddy]

having swimming practise :)

[SirKingofhero]

cat fight!!!

[Sharpshooter5385]

That wasnt a fight they were just playing patty cake !

[XxwogzxXxx]

thats what frigging soccer players fight like all the time

[craazy2]

omg they threw like 7 punches and they both missed it completely! wtf noob my granny can fight better!

[JacobCS2]

they are all haymakers lol

[pamp051]

CUTE

[mav3r1ck69]

So waving the old arms around like windmills...this is how football (soccer) generates power for the lighting systems....wireless I presume.

[louislaja83]

is that luis fabiano?

[AceDuece8]

Str8 Fags

[Martinnfgng]

They cant even fight the fucking nigers HAHAHAHAHAHA

[HOMEnHIGH]

@Martinnfgng ...thats cuz they are throwing sucker punches...and they only ever connect with honkeys...

[scottwlk88]

this is very reminiscent of the fight at deyholms funeral in IT crowd

[Swissman81]

no no they are two big friends who tried out the new dance for disco later at night... clearly no fight! :)

[djsmoke897]

swiming?

[johngranada99]

lol ohh man, i just love seen girls fight :)

[jaytonparish]

slap fight



[zeekdetiquez]

LOL pussies fight

[ThinBlueLine1969]

The end result of socialism.

[pinchiponcho831]

in soccer when they fight, theyre only allowed to use their tits or belly

[Bendotizzle]

@pinchiponcho831 u are a joke

[SuperiorSnorlax]

........handball

[racoonhaas]

GAY!

[c0d6m8]

LOLOLOLOL

[SirCottonMouth]

football all over! he shouldn't have messed his hair up!

[bodhi35]

@SirCottonMouth haha he has no hair!!

[SoccerKd100]

Luis Fabiano Had those Days...hahahhhahahaha

[Zainali92212462]

White : What R U looking at?

red : WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

WHITE : M GONNA PUNCH you

Red : No! I'm gonna punch you

Fight starts

Miss miss miss miss miss miss stopped xD hahahahahah

[9162vb48]

More action! More action!

[MrDufau7]

he got the rubber legs from that first punch

[ronaldoomessi710]

@MrDufau7 Lmao

[123Snowy456]

first two punches were decent....then the quality just degraded dramatically...im suprised they didnt dive

[urbanmen33]

IM A WINDMILL :D



[ItsNickBtw]

Rugby > Football

[Milan9Zlatan]

@ItsNickBtw rugby < faggots

[gang1337grace]

@ItsNickBtw ....go away its not even called football

its real name is handball with wrestling and at a times football

[XMIKEL225x]

hahahhahahahahhhahahahahha



[MrHitlersgasbill]

mosh pit!

[Mattinho7]

Couldn't hit water if they fell out a boat!

[pliev007]

дети маленькие

[chaser4848]

FORBIDDEN DRUNKEN FIGHTING

[LyriKal0011]

@boots9491 The two players fighting are actually Brazilian, maybe you should look things up before you type, huh

[LyriKal0011]

@boots9491 Soccer? what is this soccer you speak of? I think you mean FOOTBALL!

[MrAgnostosAnonymos]

@boots9491 Only because you suck mexican dicks in FOOTBALL. :D

[boots9491]

@MrAgnostosAnonymos no i actually played d1 football for the U of M. Better than a lot of football players could ever say they did

[mufc187]

@boots9491 And no wonder you're semi-literate.

We don't watch sport for aggression. We watch it for the excitement it brings and its aesthetic qualities. It's called the beautiful game because although determination and willpower are important, the biggest factor is skill and talent. The fact that you seemingly prioritise brute strength and aggression says everything about the USA. I'd expect nothing less.

[boots9491]

@mufc187 Are you kidding me. Humans care nothing less than being bigger and better than one another. Why do you think there are so many wars and so much fighting over wealth and so many people playing in competitions all around the world. Its all about being better than your neighbor. People die every day because they want to be more powerful and superior. So yes i do like that the U.S. has brute strength and aggression. And i'm the semi-literate one?

[mufc187]

@boots9491 Those are your values, not mine. You can "be better than your neighbour'" in many different ways. Why does it always have to come down to physical aggression?

You seem to think sport is about aggression and proof of masculinity. I don't share that opinion. For me, the competition should be decided by talent and skill.

You'd rather watch a bunch of meat heads run into each other, while I would rather indulge in a sport that requires craft, imagination, expression and intelligence.

[ronaldoomessi710]

@mufc187 Dude this piece of shit doesn't represent the majority of the US, just seems all the stupid ones have youtube accounts and spend time arguing over their version of "football" with yours

[stickysausage]

@boots9491

Yep and that's why mac'mericans wear helmets, lol

[DaShiz992]

girls fight better than that

[MrPolleyboy]

Hahaha they both through punches at the same time lolz

[rugbyfan0025]

HUUUUUUUUUURP DUUUUUUUUUUURP

[InLaciered]

LOL

[oXxShaQxXo]

malteser vs malteser?

[Blackhoundrise]

I SEEN BITCHES FIGHT BETTER THAN THAT.

[JuicyLoveForever10]

@Blackhoundrise so your mom fights better? cool.

[Blackhoundrise]

@JuicyLoveForever10 calling my mom a bitch? well if she is yours is a two bit cum slurping cunt sucker who lets you pussyface do her fighting.

[JuicyLoveForever10]

@Blackhoundrise ooooo good one.

[Blackhoundrise]

@JuicyLoveForever10 ah dick head this is childish. leave it alone. all this swearing wasted on a bum like you. so sorry

[JuicyLoveForever10]

@Blackhoundrise its all good.

[driissK]

is that gay porn?

[09228251088]

they are like dancing

[2tsf9]

how the fuck does he expect to hit him if his hands are on the outside

[jakedabeast96]

that is why its a faggot sport

[hitmonlee1599]

LOL

[biggamerboy1]

hahaha black people cant fight :')

[LoNeLy15555]

@biggamerboy1

WTF !!!

[hunter1801]

GIRL FIGHT!!!

[Forestgravy]

Fucking sissies. Vinnie Jones and Stuart Pearce would have knocked them out by tapping them on the shoulder.

[SaitohYatate]

Hey! They're doing the Monkey! How swell.

[GGthanos]

oh my goooooooooood AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH that gays is so funny !!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CANT WATCH THEM AGAIN !!! AHHAHAHAHAHA I WLL CRY !!!!!!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[ITankBrut]

@GGthanos calm down

[bobprocter15]

lmao! windmill 

[no1diamondgeezer]

B R U T A L

[MrSwedzz]

little girl yet



[kaleigh79]

I know you're not suppose to use your hands in football.. they're taking it to literal lol

[dhns555]

Gays

[aguuled]

A female MMA fighter would easily beat the crab out of these soccer players.

[DeanMurray08]

@aguuled football* :)

[l1234567896]

looks like gays fighting xD

[nini4960]

HAHAHA!! I WOKE UP THE HOUSE LAUGHING!! WINDMILL FIGHT!!!HAHAHAH looooo0ool

[MrBlackeagle10]

;im just swinging my arms , i dont wanna get red card or yellow.

[MyKris101]

LOL i love how they jst swing there arms

[MrBratkenSolov]

Reminds Bart and Lisa fight

[enquvist]

I'm a windmill! I'm a windmill too! I'm a bigger windwill than you!! No you're not !!!!!!

[MymyCute10]

Girls! lol

[27Tyrrell]

WINDMILL!!!!

[YoungBanksBro]

if you can't tell from this video the player in the white is actually blocking the punches from the other guy wearing the red.

[ayebshk]

wat a waste,,,even nursery kids can connect the punches better......

[TheDJPartyMixer]

A bee is in the middle of those two!

[MegaWYU]

A: What the fuck now yo wanna fight nigga?

B: What the fuck did yo jus fucking say yo mothafucka?

A: Mothafuck I jus fucking touch yo so what yo mothafucka now fucking do something!

B: Fuck yo yo mothafucka I fucking kill yo...

[TheDJPartyMixer]

@MegaWYU Thats a litlle rasist.. Just becouse they are black doesnt mean that they talk like that...

[MegaWYU]

@TheDJPartyMixer man, that's the way i talk. yo jus gotta talk in this way in brooklyn when some mothafuckaz piss yo off, otherwise they ride on top of yo.

[TheLimpan1234567]

rather a catfight?

[JoeKnowsHits]

i wanned football not fairies SOCCER players

[imadminwatchout]

BITCHSLAP!

[louisthegreat2]

hey punched the water bottle right outta him haha

[TheChristChris]

@louisthegreat2 Haha yeah, it was like a power-up came out of him.

[RMadrid57]

The Dougie?

[thebigtuna88]

hey just because the guys can't fight does not mean we take it out on soccer or as others call it in other countrys football. I play soccer and i can get ruff when you play rough like I do.

[NyanChanNeko2]

they dont fight they dance :D

[dbobfranck]

thats why we call them field fairies...

[mik7652]

Gay fight!!

[potmiss13]

ha9hahahah



[mrbuzztv]

hhhhhhhhhh girl fight

[mrbuzztv]

hhhhhhhhhh 

[foxgo666]

this is fucking soccer not football and i dont care what fucking europe calls it AMERICA calls it soccer

[TheRukiVideos]

@foxgo666 its football

[foxgo666]

@TheRukiVideos this is soccer

[Phillex1337]

@foxgo666

It's football, you fucking turd.

[TheRukiVideos]

@foxgo666 for me its football as european i will never call it soccer

[minimanukuk]

@foxgo666 Association Football.

[iateyursandwiches]

@foxgo666 im sorry but that's just fucking ignorant esp. when you know the person who uploaded this is from europe. who can say anyone is more right in what they call it anyway(even though football is technically more acceptable since it WAS establish as a sport in Britain as football of course and it does make more sense when you think about it since you are using nothing but you foot). still dick move dude, dick move

[rockboy365987826]

@foxgo666

China already has nukes aimed at America and their fingers next to the launch button. The jewnited states of america will be gone in a few years. So who cares about what America calls it?

[foxgo666]

@rockboy365987826 ok a stupid comunist country that half there people are poor as shit and live on farms is goinig to destroy the US ? really?

[rockboy365987826]

@foxgo666

No, the country that the US owes hundreds of trillions of dollars that they can't repay is going to turn the country that's full of Israel-supporting, fat fucks who only care about McDonald's and have no idea what's going on in the world outside their borders into a radioactive graveyard.

[takaninja1]

y dnt u jst kiss man!! we can tell u want 2 LMFAO!!

[Latynow]

Brazil players = good player or transexual hahaha