Cell-Phones are ruining America

[MrGGMM123]

3 words WHAT THE FUCK ?

[popstar5142]

analy banged XD

[1MMaTURE]

Words of a visionary

[MrTaintedYouth]

thumbs up if you say fuck cellphones and only use your home phone

[Miloproductions1]

@MrTaintedYouth i rather suck my own dick then use the house phone. lmao

[monstertwitch23]

like for watching in 2012

[Gayforpay1995]

Nice phone siggas love the remote

[phantomturtle44]

All I need is a phone that can make a phone call. Not one that scratch my ass with a laser beam from space.

[JayTebow24]

I'm watching this on my new IPhone

[YuukitheMighty1]

I'm watching this on my sony ericsson

[2slim2shady2]

lmao

[DarkStar1O9]

LOL fucking iphone hahaha

[americanpopgirl]

I was watching this on my iPhone...

[PokeDot517]

I'm watching this on my iPhone 3GS :(

[MGTGR123]

"...never got anally banged by his uncle or anything" HAHAHAHA Oh man, you are so far away from being P.C. but somehow I'm OK with it.

[americanpopgirl]

I'm with u

[TopBaZoKa2011]

iam with you

[RandonCL]

I feel u bit I'm watching this on my droid

[DeeSuun]

all i need is calling and texting, then i'm good

[remz2712]

This so true



[autotuned24]

I'm watching this on an EVO...dang

[bigmaneastside]

Man this world is so fucked up, u can't change it. Down On Earth 4 life. Dumbass fairytale life we livin' in.

[1235469871]

I got that same remote.

[Im9002glorious]

Do you like Louis C.K. ?

[username45601]

amen

[RiverVaJJ]

His cell phone doesn't ring because it's a tv remote.

[GtaFreak2010]

"This aint no stakeout bitch!"

[ipissglitter15]

dude, u r so fucking right about the cell phone thing tho..like i hate ppl that r all "ohmawgawd a new phone, new ipod, i gotta go buy it even tho all my other electronics ended up in a corner collecting dust" lol

[TheSpacecase33]

why dont you call the person you jackass

[Ikickasscuzitsfun]

lol while im watching this a cell phone add shows up!!!

[RichKiddSwagg]

its a cell phone ad on this video lmfao

[SuperRobertHayes]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!



[levygonz]

lol

[Ambi215]

you are my fucking hero

[TheSuperFunnymann]

FUCK THAT BITCH HAHAHA

[nsg619]

I remember the days when all a TV remote had to do was change channels....now people want them to call other people.......................T­hats ruining America...not cell phones.

[valdivia562]

you are so amazing you seriously know whats going on. dcigs for president 2012!

[TokyoCircus5678]

Oh shit grits??!!!??

[narutoballz5]

@stringsandrings

i wuz too :)

[mystikXgoddess]

This dude.. Speaks the truth! :D

[kooldude292]

i hate fancy phones

[umaan1994]

What About Your Mom She's Dying Of Cancer

FUCK THAT BITCH, I GOT TO GET THE NEW I PHONE

[hihihi123155]

@umaan1994 just saying that aint funny

[stringsandrings]

I watched this on my iPod touch and I'm proud. Don't be such a hater.

[TokyoCircus5678]

@stringsandrings He's not being a hater its not even about the phone even its about how America wants anything and every thing to be perfect

[stringsandrings]

@TokyoCircus5678

seeking perfection isn't neccessarily a bad thing.

[TokyoCircus5678]

@stringsandrings Maybe but it makes you lose sight of what is important

[2304ninja]

Iphones sukk

[heartcrusher34]

" wat bout ur momm shee'z dyinn ov cancer

FUCKK DHAT BITCHH hahahahaah lolx

[ichigolover1231]

i have the same remote lol u rock

[shotsnhops]

Siggas I watch all your videos on my android powered phone, y u hatin?

[d3vils4t4n]

i have phone that can take 3 pictures and the memory goes full :D

[DaKoopaRulz]

@d3vils4t4n u have..... a flip phone, only 0.0 megapixels xD

[giggity369]

exactly

[TheChunkyKong]

But What about your mom She's dying of cancer. "FUCK THAT BITCH"!

[clickshot5]

although the video s funny there is actually alot of truth involved.

[Salamanderzzz]

I have 10 years old Siemens. It calls, rings and sends messages. And I'm completely satisfied with it.

Am I unique?

[helpsavetheanimals]

I spat my drink out at this video! So funny!

[KILLEHBUNNEH]

that wasn't a cell phone,it was a remote... I have the same remote,now I also use it as a cell phone,because of you. thank you. damn,that sounded like a commercial off of a children's educational channel

[lv85huenex]

this was made on my birthday.... i wanted a cell phone. didnt get one.

[TimoTran95]

Amen dcigs, Amen

[TheTae1990]

LLS nigga yur hypocriticly funni kuzz how yu goin tallk bout all da new fones n how dey bullshit but yu go n play a xbox 360 wats rong wit da old xbox all yu need it 4 is 2 play games n all video game ppl do is add a little extra blood or a little extra ova the top gun or sum shyt n all da xbox 360 have is bettah graphics but yu still basically still playin da same shyt so................ yeaaa

[megakofffing365]

@TheTae1990 yo bruh, hwat da fukk iz rong wit yall spellingz?? me cant reed anie ov dat shet

[OverNineThousandths]

this was funny but he's makin some good points here. fuck smart phones. 

[Drift91King]

I know it's fucking retarded, I can get a tablet PC for half the price of an iPad and it'll do 100 times as many things. The only thing is, I actually have to take 30 seconds of my fucking time to install the program that I want to use instead of paying an extra $300 to have it all preinstalled with half the quality of if I do it my-motherfucking-self.

[Zombikilla10789]

it probably is a remote he reached for it to make his point!!

[G3WMBAH]

Wait i am happy... Lol km watching you on my iphone 4!!! Rofl

[lust4anime]

iphone should be called an icomputer cause most ppl dont even use the phone app anymore its all internet ppl mostly use it for

[COD16Gamer]

holy shit he has a cell phone that looks like a remote!!!!

[koolclient]

even if he seem a little crazy, he does make a very good point.... we are all brainwashed so that these fat cats can rape our wallets.... we're left poor and unsatisfied.

[8JMBDEQUEEN8]

Dude you are one of the awsome people who makes me lose my breathe laughing so hard. I'm gonna take my phone and get a.........nother phone with more features!

[stevekarlin09]

i bet he has an iPhone lol

[tatulover2120]

was he talking on his remote control? XD

[KCChiefsAdams]

I actually like the evolution of Mankind so I like the new tech man. I love the Iphone 5 and Android, I love a phone that can do more than 1 thing.

[raedenjay]

@KCChiefsAdams Not an evolution of mankind, it's an evolution of technology that is replacing mankind's skills and obligations. More of a devolution of Mankind and a rise of AI.

[MegaHamez]

Hahaha, love these vids. Piss myself laughing after watching call of duty aggression.

[greent26tube]

Im throwing my iphone away for some rocks and smoke signals.

[MMA7727]

What's ur gamertag??

[antbanks415]

he isn't lying.

[HORNYFRiEDCHiCK3N]

HAHA i HAVE THAT REMOTE CONTROL LMAO

[MrKylemusser]

We do need nice things to bad ur food stamps dont pay for an iPhone

[LilMisTaken]

Non-touch screen phones aren't sold where I live anymore >_<

[AmusingYeti]

@LilMisTaken Shit man. I cannot stand touch screen phones.

[NewYorkMenace]

3:30 "Rugilir"

[subsaibot4512]

i want a old time phone that you plug in so when i get pissed at someone i can slam that mother fucker .

[Awordofdifference]

1:00 You're just mad because your cell phone is a tv remote.

[Zombikilla10789]

@Awordofdifference it probably is a remote he reached for it to make his point!!

[paquinjosh]

its weird how your saying cell phones are ruining america

when at the end of the video you play xbox360

HELLO video games are ruining america too

[specialfxmaker]

This video should be shown on world wide tv.and to all cell phone owners.

[ExtremlyAwesome7]

O wat about jo mom shes diein of cancer? FUCK THT BITCH!

[ixPsychosisx]

Press 2 He says *Whores*

[thenvdude]

lol in india vodafone gives a text scheme for 39 indian rupees thats less than a dollar

[KryptiKGh0st]

Hello,Bye Watcha Doin Bitch? XD

[fyaq5130]

old fones lasted ages , i phone 4 cant last one fall on the floor

[Regencytraceboy]

iPhones are alsome I had one but it got stolen I liked

[KingTreonn]

whoa.. you're newer videos you look much thinner (:

[BrandoniTheGreat]

Lol at the GTA SA poster.

[JackDaniels257]

PHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA I LAUGHED SO HARD MAN YOUR SO FUNNY HAHAH and you are so right about the iphones

[x3queenD]

"what other inventions you got that doesn't make no DAMN sense" lmfao priceless!

[luigivega1]

$20 THATS CHEAP

[MrOscarCoban]

freeze at 0:39

[Ramiilolol]

smoke signals, for free...f00l

[GBGWARLORD100]

lol siggas you dont know how to ue cinema 4D do you lol

[NMghost223]

2:17 thats the face I make when my dick gets caught in the zipper

[JakeDM1010]

exactly. not just phones but anyelectronics

[FinFags]

fuck the iphone and fuck apple. why would you camp out infront of a store for a phone? Yeah i bought an android after my old phone broke but i didn't camp out for it...lol android is the shit anyway

[adi1096]

I watched this on my bitchass phone

[tegikou]

ima make a fire and do smoke signals for free lmfao

[Noble695]

Technology is ruining america! *plays xbox* lol

[letter1967]

no secret friend,why do people go out with there friends and then stay on the phone the whole time ..... life is passing these people by

[nightmarej92]

66699 views :P

[fukbichesgetmoney100]

"your mom has cancer"

F** THAT BITCH I GOTTA GET THE NEW IPHONE

[nickhenry6]

I heard your iphone in the background lol

[EPICo0L]

you people know that he is using a remote for a cellphone!!!

[MatchedANDY]

2:25 as he says that, his iphone gets a text come through in the background :P

[MrGeneralRelativity]

24 Apple fans

[IGPXer]

Nice poster bro but couldn't you have found something better than ugly-ass tape? Use a nail.

[MrGeneralRelativity]

Siggas for president of the world! XD

[lazerbeamcat]

I'm watching this video on my ipad2 lmfao

[CroationStation]

D'Andre Siggas for 2012

[DarknessInVivian6]

I know! I'm in 5th grade and EVERYONE has a cell phone! My PARENTS don't even have a cellphone! I don't! That's good! My friend is YOUNGER than me and her mom bought her a cellphone! She's already failing in school! Now she just pays attention to her phone! I AGREE! CELLPHONES SUCK!

[xxxBabyGiraffexxx]

Is it ironic that there's an add for a cell phone next to this video?

[NWFWMbudwieser]

@xxxBabyGiraffexxx That's waht I said.

[bassplayer119]

@xxxBabyGiraffexxx  yes

[Metamorphisize]

HAHAHA Id rather go outside beat some rocks and make a fire using smoke signal

OH god im dying!

[Blitz0rz1]

Lol There's a GTA San Andreas Poster at the wall behind him :P

[Idoyourh0e]

@Blitz0rz1 yah, he's got GTA 3 poster too

[Mrllort]

i'm still getting an iphone bitches

[StaleMilk100]

yoooo man we have the same tv remote. :D:D :D :D except my tv ocasionaly turn blue :( :(

[dilloniscool1000]

he says regular funny

[theps3hacka]

lol well watchn this i got a nexus g ad. on the right...ironic

[shaydyknight]

I stick with the basic cell. I cannot stand people that walk and text, are on it like it's a lifeline every minute ect ect. Fuckers can't wait 5 seconds to stop and call or text somewhere else. Imma cop me one of those zack morris cell phones haha

[BenDragos69]

i took him seriously until her said leprechauns

[droidxdoes]

Fuck the Iphone ma droid X Iz better than I phone why cuz I got limewire and direct tv.

[myreniecruz]

But what about your mom she's dying of cancer....FUCK THAT BITCH, I GOT TO GO GET THE NEW IPHONE!!

[Roflcar117]

Fuck the iPhone lol

[MrE11even]

anyone else get a cell phone ad at the top of the page while watching this video?

[unduper]

I have one of these, but mainly cuz i was given one, but he has a point.

I screamed at a class mate explaning this befor. He has an epic point but yeh.

[Superman122798]

who noticed that there's no 4:27?

[manlyfilmz]

24 peoples phones cant search porno online and cook them grits at the same time

[adi1096]

LMFAO 2:21 But what about your mom she's dying of cancer? FUCK THAT BITCH

[jeo5001]

hey ciggas whats ur gamertag

[19DiJonMusTard97]

Thats a t.v remote 1:00

[TheCamster4]

@19DiJonMusTard97 Lmao! Thats the same remote for my t.v XDDD



[Soaringkiwi1]

Ik its gay

[horrormovie100]

@MrE11even there is a cell phone add

[harryb325]

hey guys listen this made me laugh just after he says "fuck that bitch, i gotta get the new i phone" u hear a noise and if u listen carefully its an iphone/ipod notification..well at least thats what my mind registered it as

[trillfire]

FUCK DAT BITCH!!! LMAO i almost choked on my subway sammich lol

[locote031]

this aint no stakeout bitch!!!!!

[crazybonez5]

fuck that bitch!!!

[masterdrummer001]

im getting the new iphonee...

[RichardM137]

Agree with this video so much. I have a pretty old phone to todays standards, only use it to call people.

[ErikCasse1]

0:56 - 1:04

I have the same TV remote that you have.

[gamezfan]

iPad; now with full 360 degree protection. "for a happy period"

[93adie]

But your using an xbox 360 isn't that modern. P.s. im commenting with my droid 2 from verizon :P

[Celticsrawesome]

@93adie that's the point, see what the new phones did to you? lol

[Megadrpimp]

Awesome

[TheStarTwinkle1]

I have to say I agree. XD

[myreniecruz]

OHH I GOT TO GET AN IPADDD!!

[jomamma12779]

Irony is : watching this video and seeing a new phone face-time advertisement

[0kwhoisnext]

Im thinking about buying a regular phone after watching your this video, your an amazing dude! thank you!