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  • A 100+ year old "vampire" falling in love with a 17 year old human... is this technically pedophilia?

    Oh, and vampires do NOT glisten in the sunlight. This goes against everything in vampire lore prior to this point, ever. Anywhere.

    In fact, I'm actually convinced that this is Stephanie Meyer's sexual fantasy. A dashing young man with a piercing gaze and skin that can glisten like diamonds in the sunlight (who, according to vampire lore everywhere else, should be BURNING in said light).

  • I know what you are

    Say it.

    JONAS BROTHER.

  • Bella: You're impossibly fast and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Sometimes you speak, as if you're from a different time. You don't go out in the sunlight. You're antisocial and have no emotions. You're incredibly overprotective and have a fortune. I know what you are.

    Edward: Say it.

    Bella: You're Batman...

    Edward: Robin, she's onto us! Quick to the Batmobile!

    Jacob: Holy let's-get-the-fuck-outta-here, Batman!

  • Bella: I know what you are.

    Edward: Say it. Out loud.

    Bella: You are a, *turns and shields eyes dramatically* MAGICAL UNICORN PORPOISE!!!

  • damn i want a piggyback ride like that

  • Wats the name of this song??????

  • @wilhe99 i know what you are- carter burwell

  • a 17 yr old whos 109......mind=blown!

  • @dumgurlz except its not real....

  • EDWARD IS HOT!

  • wouldn't it be lk really awkward if she was lk dead wrong!!!!

    B:Your skin is pale white and ice cold...i know what u r...

    E:say it...out loud!

    B:ur a vampire!

    E: ummmmmmm......noooooooo?

    B: oh, aaahhh, well (casual cough), gtg thn....bye (running)

    E: (yelling from a distance) IM FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!!!!

    B:(yelling back) thi is soooo awkward!!!!

  • Edward:Say it.

    Bella:Your skin is plain white and ice cold.

    Edward:Say it out loud.

    Bella:Snowman.

    Edward:How long have you known?

    Bella:Since Christmas...

  • Not to mention gay. She is a walking feast for him, at least once a month....

  • I have no problem with the acual movie, but the acting is just bad. Robert did much better as Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter.

  • Why all the hate?!?!?!? I don't see any of yall make over 2.5 million in 2 days at the movies!

  • bella is sexxxxxxyyy offt gimme some of that stiffness! :P

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  • In our back in times days vampires used to burn in the sun

    but now the fucking Shin :)))

  • lol runs so gay

  • Why choos such terrible acters?

  • We meet again, 240p.

  • 2:11 can you please tell me that sound track name? please.

  • Is it just me or does the girl always look like she has a cold and is on the verge of death in these movies?

  • Edward: This is what I am.

    Bella: A pixie?

  • ahah the only reason i watched this scene was to see who was faster, tvd vamps or twilight vamps(: go tvd! there alot faster/stronger(: haha no offense to twilght lovers! i used to be like you.. and then i realized edward was gay and he sparkles. and twilight is retarted and tvd is effing amazing and sexy.(;

  • I know all the words to this.

  • @KikyoChanXD ahaha :DDDD

  • I only watch the movies for the scenery, but Twilight ruined forests completely for me... I can't look at them the same.

  • they didnt ruin forests dumb fuck!

  • @MrBobismybestfriend Why are you insulting me and getting so angry, I am just expressing my opinion, it's a free country.

  • Uwe Boll ain't got nothing on this

  • "this is what i am *looks sad*"

    omg, you shine like a diamond, that's so disgusting dude. i saw pimples, acne and david hasselhoff but your case is fckin serious. poor guy.

  • I'd always want to walk through woods like this and forget the rest.

  • whats the name of the song some one please tell me ^_^

  • @MiraMie100 same here too

  • Just do what the guys on Jersey Shore do, spray on tan.

  • So, basically he's a fairy !!

  • then ask me the most basic question..."What do we eat?" :P

  • 0:13 "YOUR *blink* SKIN IS *blink blink* PALE *blink blink blink* WHITE *blink blink* AND *blink* ICE COLD

    If this is how many blinks she can produce in a sentence, I wonder how many she does in the whole bloody thing, lol. and don't forget the lip-biting and eyebrow acting! lol

  • Im so glad I didn't bother waching the series... its a JOKE compared to the book :)

  • how long have you been 17...a while

    lol, he doesn't know his own age??!!

  • I can't stop watching this video. jizz

  • yes, very gay

  • "Your skin is pale and ice cold, your eyes change colour, you never eat or drink anything and you don't go out in sunlight, I know what you are....a star wars fan"...

  • "You need to see what I look like in the sunlight"

    *running. lots of running*

    "People will know we're different! *goes in the sun*"

    *tensity builds up*

    "*sparkly* This is what I am"

    ... So dramatic /sarcasm

  • 17? he's an old ass lookin 17 year old

  • omfg whats the song when he's running, like at 2:03 ??????? plzplzplzplzplzplz N E 1??? :LLL

  • @xPinkalicious1995x If you find out, send me the the name of the song in an email to "danmcmahon15@msn.com" please. Thanks :)

  • Edward, Say it.

    - Out loud.

    A SNOWMAN!

  • a pale emo queer

  • I'm sorry but vampires SHOULDN'T sparkle. Only one person is allowed to sparkle like that, and her name is Emma frost.

  • i love twilight

  • Edward: Say it

    Edward : out loud

    Bella: COOKIES

  • say my name bitch. say it

  • what a hot boy

  • i wish they chose other actors, cause neither of them can act. and it's disturbing.

  • "I know what you are"

    "Say it... out loud.."

    "You're a Rhinestone Cowboy"

  • I know what you are. Say it, out loud. A unicorn.

  • Haha yeah, I like Jacob better too. His abilities are not only like ten times more cooler, but he constantly stays warm. Which is a huge Benefit for Bella. xD

  • the books are much better than the freakin movie

  • PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE SONG IS A 1:00 AND YOU WILL GET A SUBSCRIPTION.

  • HI, PLZ WATCH MY CLIPS FOR TWILIGHT AT MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL

  • "your skin is pale white and ice cold...i know what you are"

    "say it. out loud"

    "vanilla ice-cream"

  • i wasted my time finding the song...

  • She looks retarded. And he acts like he´s in a gay boyband.

  • Eddie:  Are you scared?

    Bella: No.

    Eddie: Well you should be. And I'll show you why! (steps into the light and sparkles) Behold the horror that is my true form! Look on me and despair!

    Seriously, what the fuck were these people thinking? And has anyone noticed that Kristen Stewart acts with the emotional range of a mannequin?

  • say it! ....a fairy ^^

  • Blade plz show this sparkle moron who is the true day walker.

  • SAY IT!

    - A mermaid

  • i love edward!!!

  • When he sparkled I was thinking "Oooh a light show :D" LOL JK I like Edward.

  • vampires burn in the sun ..........not shine like diamonds lol

  • @shafaq2009 hes not a vcamp hough.. hes a fairy!@

  • i hate bella......

  • Edward Cullen gives Dracula a bad name!!!

    ...

    Good film though xP

  • TEAM EDWARD CULLEN!

  • I feel like an idiot that ive never seen the movie. :(

  • @dashwaniburn ur not missing much >_>

    the books were... okay. but the movies really did suck

  • omgg i love this scene so much. i love them till the end!!<3 wow, 1.09 edward looks absoutly stunning and really pretty :) hehe. ah, he looks pretty and stunning all the time who am i kidding:)<3

  • u eta my shit dumbass

    

  • "I know what you are..."

    "Say it... Out loud."

    "A jonas brother"

  • DAMNIT, What is the name of that song in the background, I gotta have it. Been looking for it forever

  • @Endigoh Let me know the name of it by replying to this if you have/do find out please.

  • @danmcm123 Yea I found it awhile ago, its called "Skin of a Killer" twilight score

  • Shes just as white as she is...

  • i like the music from the scene. it's not in the soundtrack. can anybody help me with a name? thank you

  • Hey "iluvme6991" I <3 U right now :D Thanks for the video :)

  • @qazwsxedc4d I <3 You Too

  • So if you don't like the movie then why on earth did you watch this?

  • @qazwsxedc4d

    to laugh a bit XD

  • And sometimes you speak like... like... LINE!

    I was set to laugh myself sick at the sparkly part (which I first watched a few nights ago) when I found a clip that showed him running uphill and how I laughed at that. And now I've found one where I get to hear her acting, and it just keeps getting funnier! Is the rest of the movie this silly? I may have to actually see it.

  • I figured I may as well start watching these crappy clips from this shitty movie since Vampires Suck is coming out so soon. Figured it would be nice to know what exactly they're mocking.

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  • Are you afraid? No? Coulda fooled me with that panting...and what lame camerawork. And she only has one facial expression.

    "It's like diamonds..."

    "Babe, I moisturize."

  • didn't even need a forest with all that wooden acting

  • i know what you are.....vampire...HELLO RUNNNNN

  • lol, still bad acting on her part even if it was shock. If you read the book Bella basically seems fearless at times when it involves her precious Edward. Obviously she's not but she seems better at holding her own than this actress right here.

  • Hello rubber legs.

  • ''Your skin is pale white and ice cold...I know what you are.'' ''Say it. Out loud.''...''Polar Bear''.

  • @MrSavage45 BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA I lol'd XD

  • @MrSavage45 thats joke was lame and by the way polar bears actuly have black skin, twilight rocks!

  • @cenafan154 no my joke wasn't lame, you just have no sense of humour :D

  • @MrSavage45 weeeel, Polar Bears have black skin actually :)

  • @Ebbs1204 Well, let's not get technical! :P

  • @MrSavage45 No, let's not :)

  • @MrSavage45 Edward: Say it. Out loud.

    Bella: Your skin is pale. You’re incredibly strong and handsome. Your hair and dress are stylish, so as your car. You live in an ultra-modern house and listen to classical music. You speak phrases of XIX c. like “May I introduce myself”. No girl from school is good for you and when I touch you, you’re ice cold. I know who you are. You’re GAY.

    Edward: Yes, I am. By the way, where’s Jacob. :D

  • @MrSavage45

    Actually polar bears have black skin.

  • @MrSavage45 lol; polar very funny. I am really cracking up right now. :D

  • @MrSavage45 polar bear's skin is black :D

  • My most basic question would be How do i kill you even if I liked him .

  • I'm a fan. Say it. Out loud. Say it!!! I need to watch this every day. LOL

  • How did she get the part?! she has no emotion whatsoever. any other actress would have done 100xs better.

  • say it Bella say it! xO Are you afraid? No. Then ask me the most basic question - what do we eat? you wont hurt me.. were are we going? up the mountain,out of the cloud bank. you have to see what I look like when the sun is out. *zoooom!* This is why we don't show ourselves in sunburn - people would know we were different. its like diamonds. :3

  • @AthenaTraci that was direct from the book :D

  • HAHAHA.. oh jesus.. originalet är fortfarande mer skrattretande än ALLA parodier jag sett... så jävla fult.

  • @killedbysnape, hm, sorry, wrong language... what I meant to say is, NO parody I've seen beats the actual scene! It's pure and utter CRAP. :D

  • love it "How long've you been 17?" (Bella) "A while." (Edward) thats my fav part!

  • i wouldn't be afraid either

  • im sorry to anyone who likes this but this is all terrible acting

  • @chenmarvincent9043 Everyone has opinions :)

  • @qazwsxedc4d yup :P

  • its just like spiderman.

  • wtf y would cut it off rite there

  • bella and jacob 4ever

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  • He was better in Harry Potter.

  • this is such crap. bad acting, bad story and bad special effects.

  • Your skin is pale white and ice cold, your eyes change colour. . . You never eat or drink anything, you don't go out in the sunlight. . . I know what you are. . . a crack addict!

  • Yr impossibly fast...nd strong. Yr skin is....*shuttery breath*..pale white nd ice cold...Yreyeschangecolor. Nd sometimes you speak....like.....like.... your from a diffrent time. You never eatordrinkanything. You don't go out in the sunlight. *panting* Howoldareyou?.......*grunts through teeth* Howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen?

  • he did not even look different in the sunlight lol

  • rob is to up tight to b edward, he's hotter as a nonvampire

  • i go up to girls and tell them to "say it.. out loud!"  alot

  • JUJ

  • Little did Edward know that Beth is actually SIMON BELMONT.

    HAVE AT THEE, DEMON OF THE NIGHT

  • Fag.

  • My fav part

  • StellinoooxX i know i could look at him forever mmm. he's hot.

  • mmm edward's a vilf lol yummy :) . love this film this is one of my favourite scenes.

  • my heart would just be racing.

  • Why does she not mention that he sparkles?

    "You're cold

    and pale

    and you don't drink anything

    and...and...you sparkle! AHHH!"

  • when she was giving the clues she had she didn't know he sparkled that was after.

  • @gasmasquerade she doesnt know he sparkles yet!!!!!

  • Cause the sparkle part comes after this scene...

  • "The queer who sparkles" should be his title.

  • @clueless301

    Uh, no... that's Jasper's title XD JK!!!!

  • yea i agree whats the insstrumental song?

  • hey tell me the name of this instrumental song plz!

  • @shionzon- I know waht you are -Carter Burwell

  • What a Emotion (L)

  • OOOOOOOOOOOFT. LOOOK AT HIM. he is the sex ;) i love him aye.

  • I would have favorited this is if red boxes with words didnt pop up ever 15 seconds.

  • You can close them you know...

  • what the f he aint gay you bitch edwad coller jackass

  • MERMAID!!

  • Oh my god! The dialogue looks like a 12 year old angsty girl wrote while waiting for her mom to pick her up from the library. I'm in tears from laughing when Edward runs up the hill carrying Bella, it looks so corny. I don't know how this is as popular as it is. I award no points and may god have mercy on you soul.

  • The dialogue was unnecessary

  • what soundtrack is this?

  • the soundtrack its "skin of a killer"

  • the twipires are not vampires. They are nowhere near them. Vampires are supposed to burn up in the sun, and they don't have super speed or anything like that.

  • thank u sooooo much 4 puttin out dat statement cuz I am sick of ppl sayin dat the cullens r real vampires! YES GREAT STORY AND ALL BUT WHATEVER HAPPENED 2 DRACULA! lolz

  • i like when he gets bella of the back awesome movie i really like the song background

  • terrible dialogue

  • duh