Mike Nelson's RiffTrax - I Am Legend Sample

[MrBuch169169]

Sir, there's no time to hand the dog back!!

[DRisLegend200919]

i am legend a book

[Mistoffelees11]

how long?

thata rather personal, sir

[AHPMB]

Their timing has just become more and more razor sharp as time goes by.

[pdlbean]

"My first day of school, dramatically re-enacted!"

"Daddy, look! It's a butterfly!" "...Kinda. Why don't you work on that until I see you again, Honey." XD

[GeneralAmeli0]

"How long?"

[Blacklemon67]

kill who?!

[sukiocity]

0:01 LMAO

[Jameswade2k]

Oh hi doggy

[MrBuch169169]

@Jameswade2k You're my favourite commenter.

[mst3000k]

"this is god..kill who?"

[auntieskip62]

Yay! Now I'll be able to watch this and NOT feel pissed off! I'd much rather laugh than feel angry at this movie for being so annoying.

"The Last Man on Earth" is a classic-- I wish people would quit it with the bad remakes (though The Omega Man was good for groans and chuckles!).

[Rorije2006]

That was hilarious.

[MovieMakerJBT]

Awesome, this movie needed to be made fun of. Hilarious!!!!

[GeneralAmeli0]

so, party at your place sir?

[Blizzard2031994]

How long?

Thats rather personal sir.

lol

[PoppaPumpkin]

Oh God that line killed me! xDD

[PerfectKirby]

Bill: Bratty 475 is aboard, might wanna turn on the Wiggles.

Kevin: Hey, you ARE talking about my daughter!

Bill: GOOD bye sir, good luck with the zombies.

XDDD

[watchmendis]

cute doggy :-)

[krakajackson]

Why can't mommy come with us?

because you touch yourself at night.

[Kyrizzle10]

because she didnt make her bed honey lol thers no time to hand the dog to the persone rite next to lol

[mdegge]

OMG when they were doing God's voice I cried laughing.

"What?? With the helicopter I can't hear....kill who???"

[three2one2]

"Or my name isn't Frank Neverkeepshisword!"

LOL

[mst3k4evur]

The mst3k guys need to do Jason X. They must have been on crack when they decided to put Jason Vorhees in space.

[magog1138]

It was actually a blend of pixi stix and heavy barbiturates.

[CommissarCerreto]

LOL

[WimploProductions]

I just watched this one. It was quality.

[brooksmc]

so party at ur place sir

[mosis1999988]

"How Long?"

"Well..thats kinda personal sir."

LOL

[Suqatish]

Look a butterfly!

Ughhh, Kinda- why don't you work on that before I see you again.

[quizno1992]

OMG AWESOME!

[traer1120]

crap

[Thisistemperarie]

I agree the movie was crap, the riffing was great though.

[robgoblin79]

"How long?"

That's personal sir.

lol

[airrunwesker]

Mike needs to cover Hellraiser 4 "bloodline... IN SPACE"!

Hellraiser has it coming!

[TheElholn]

is this really i am legend.. ?

[TheBratKingJareth]

Yes, they're just heckling it.

[brodudesnsupras]

lol... MST3K buddy.

[airrunwesker]

I want a "zombie detector" to!

[Polikins]

this was funny...faulty zombie detectors...lol!

[deadeye707]

"this is god, whats that?"

[HB600]

"Kill who?"

[RaptorLlama]

Radio shack will have some nasty complaints on their mis functioning zombie detector.

[SK061106]

He's in retarded movies now - now he's playing as a superhero?  Hancock? LOL what a joke!

[bobman52]

Hancock *is* a joke, literally. The film's a comedy.

[SK061106]

Yes I know it is a comedy. He use to be in only comedy movies. He's finally going back to his roots!

[cdmanjak]

*cough jealous much

[mugencivic88]

This movie was kind of neutral for me. The special effects are ok, Will Smith does have some moments. But as far as story, it was a little weak for me. The book is much different than the movie in my opinion. Ill stick to the book.

[JeremyVlogs]

You mean the movie was good? Yeah,that's what I thought you said.

[AndrewGal]

At 1:56 it sounded like he said, "Daddy can't take a dump!"

[sidhawk]

you're fucking retarded. That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard anyone say. First of all, he's black you fuckhead. Second of all, where's your evidence. Third of all, go fuck yourself you peabrained ape shit. I feel really sorry for whoever vomited you out of their eye sockets.

[hotrob1017]

Uh, yeah... Will Smith is an Aryan supremacist. Makes perfect sense.

[naughtypagan72]

I can't get on the Rifftrax website - anybody else having this problem?

[mississipibullet]

loool

[animalcrossingfan234]

"So,party at your place,sir?" lol

[mowingthefrontlawn]

"How long?"

"That's rather personal, sir."

Cracked me up.

[KingShuckle]

I know it might be a spoiler, but I have a question. Does the dog die in the movie? I've never seen it and I would like to know before I buy it because I can't handle scenes like that where dogs die. I'm an animal lover.

[Someguy1975]

SPOILER:

You might want to skip the movie, dude. The dog comes to a pretty sad ending.

[A550RGY]

Definitely don't watch it then. For me, it was the saddest thing I've seen on film involving a dog, and I've seen Old Yeller.

[mowingthefrontlawn]

SPOILER: The dog is infected and Will Smith has to put her down. The dog does die a heroine, though. It's a hero's death. If you want, you could see this movie and just fast forward when you see Will Smith cut himself free from a trap and stop when you see him digging a grave. This film does includes animal testing (with CG rats), a deer being killed by a lion (CG version of what you'd see on Discovery), & the head of a dead deer. Depending on what you're comfortable seeing, see it or miss it.

[KingShuckle]

I really don't mind lions killing dears, or seeing a dead dear head. I cringe and get upset when it's a domestic animal death. A pet for example. It doesn't really bother me if it's nature's way via the lion.

[PerfectKirby]

@KingShuckle

Yeah, wild animal death doesn't bug me too much, but domestic animal death does, especially if it's about a human killing a domestic animal.

[Damar148]

KILL WHO?

[A550RGY]

Also, I really liked the movie, but the scene with the false-positive zombie detector reading was disappointing. It appears to exist solely to raise tension for 15 seconds and then drop it without explanation. A big WTF moment.

[RazrWng]

I agree, but it works, and it does help develop character.

[shuboy05]

My feeling with that scene was that his wife was mildly infected (as in she wasn't displaying symptoms yet) hence the false-positive. However this plot point was never explored because of what happens later. In fact though it wasn't explored, the false positive does explain why containment ultimately failed.

[A550RGY]

That's a good point. If only the movie had given us some hint/confirmation that she was indeed mildly infected, the scene would've worked. As is, it's a loose end.

An even better way to explain containment failure, though, would be a false-negative, not a false-positive.

[shuboy05]

Good point. A false positive would have meant that person would stay quarantined. A false negative would mean the person could go where they wanted. On the matter of the scanner, I wish the film gave some kind of explanation since that was the only time they were used. Wouldn't a UV light have made more sense?

[A550RGY]

True. So shouldn't they have done the evacuation during the daytime? There's your test right there.  Whoever isn't horribly burned can get on the chopper. lol

[A550RGY]

What does the child say to Will Smith at 2:03 that caused Bill to say "kinda... why don't you work on that..."?

I can't make it out.

[Dinodain]

She says "Butterfly!" and then she makes her hand as a Butterfly, which is a little random.

[howugeturmom]

That actually goes on in the alternate ending when the zombie he tests on has a butterfly tattoo and he hears her voice saying "Butterfly!" And the leader makes his hand into a butterfly as well

[jarvisel]

"Wait, does 475 mean DAUGHTER?"

Genius.

[RubyCosmos]

'Hey, you ARE talking about my daughter!!'

[LuckyLuke199]

"There's no time to hand the dog back!"

That part always bugged me.

[infernosilver]

a humorous & informative reminder never to (1) pray near loud machinery, or (2) rely on discount zombie detectors. oh, and of course, always remember to "stand down"!!! thank you, good sirs.

[magpiepeck]

How long?

That's rather personal sir.

[SpeedyTase]

Mike, Bill, and Kevin are still in the 9th grade!

[crazypants88]

"Kill who?" HAHAHA! You guys still got it!

[RiffTrax]

The last video had some problems with the riffer's commentary, so we had to re-upload it! Here it is in all of its fixed glory. Enjoy!