Kill Boll (video-response to Uwe Boll)

[iceteaweb]

lal



[monkeypop1993]

Uwe Boll sucks ass and i mean like big cow dollops of ass

[candyshit101]

i hope u kill uwe boll! this shitty nazi director must be stopped before killing metal gear solid. oh god, plz don't let uwe boll direct that movie. metal gear solid is my fav game

[DonBelial]

so now they kill germans for making bad movies..

well, serves us right after killing people for having big noses :-D

[viking977]

we should get the avgn to kick bolls ass!!! who's with me?

[Ylven]

@viking977

I second that!

[oxxor77]

well he kicked your ass hard. noob

[omglollmao123]

FUCKING BOLLSHIT!

[Aureoloss]

it would be awesome if someone got a real professional boxer, or an ultimate fighter just to beat the shit out of this useless german, so he can lose all that ego that he has for no reason.

[gomitax92]

there was a reviewer that knew muay thuai and jujutsu

and boll shited his pants and said nooo

[Spriggangirl]

That's a good thing to hear. But, if he tried to lay his hands on Soul Calibur...I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL HIM!!!!!!

[oNiMuShADOD]

Hitman and Doom were already made, and while doom wasnt made by Boll, it still sucked some serious dick

[corza008]

LOL Your damn right about that XD

[ZombieBlaster]

I will aubduct Mr.Boll if he got the film wrights to the following films

1.Metal Gear Solid

2.Turok

3.Hitman

4.Grand Theft Auto

5.Call of Duty

6.Brothers in Arms

7.Fall Out

8.Doom

[2Dopeeee]

That guy would die....

[magnacartafan]

Oh my god i would so totally love to see the guy in the video beat up uwe boll.Heck i would even want to beat the crap out of him.I would stab uwe ten thousand times with a knife until he's dead.

[reviln4]

lol

[lovebirdfilms]

No, I don't hate Uwe Boll, but I pity the fool!

[TheNewEmphinix]

Kill Uwe Boll, he kills video games with his movies

[powersevilgoldmember]

I agree, and there are qute a few video game movies coming out in the next few years, like Splinter Cell, Kane and Lynch, Metal Gear Solid, and Halo.

[TheNewEmphinix]

At least these movies won't be directed by him. Hideo Kojima rejected Boll's offer to direct it. That was a wise decision. Alex Garland will write Halo while Neill Blomkamp will probably direct it. Uwe Boll's movies based on games are stupid because of stupid prequel storylines, pointless sex scenes and so on. Uwe Boll is today's Ed Wood

[Fallensbane]

Yeah, except I find myself getting some entertainment out of Ed Wood's films, can't say that about Uwe

[DestroyerOfChavs]

That was funny. Boll: "Hey, Mr Kojima, I'd like to make a mov-" Hideo Kojima: (Incapacitated with laughter) "Get the fuck out of my building."

[strabismus090]

Ahh fuck no!!

Don't let him ruin Splinter Cell!! Sam is so badass!! I love that game!!

[powersevilgoldmember]

Him directing Splinter Cell would be a disgrace to Tom Clancy and Michael ironside.

[DestroyerOfChavs]

Let us not forget. Far Cry is about to be irrevocably butchered by the Uwe-sless prick.

[llazyoli]

bollshit!!!

[RKNELIAS]

Yo tambien le odio ;)

[djbigboss]

I hate Uwe Boll so much...Why does he get rich making terrible movies?! The world is truly unfair.

[KolomparVinetu]

Way to go!

Hope that miserable motherfucker gets what he deservs for ruining ALL the games he tried to adapt. He's the worst director of all times and he gets the big titles anyway!

Well Mr. Boll, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!

Enjoy the big money you STOLE, you goddamned motherfucker, while you still can...

[RuinerxxSINCITY]

When I heard him issuing that challenge to his critics I didn't say "wow what a bad ass".No instead I said "ok the guy can't direct and he is also a bully".First off he is an amateur boxer and the majority of critics are over weight and out of shape.Of course he is going to win.How about challenging anyone who wants their ticket money back from him, or directing a half way decent movie, then I will be impressed.

[RoughneckRico]

2 bad the mittens are so heavy lill man.

at 0:38 we seen how they pull you D O W N !!

[borass69ass]

hahahah the guy who posted befor me sound like uwe boll

[joeqwert]

Uwe boll is defenitely better than michael Bay and those Dork directors. his movies about games are really cool. All you people dissing him should seriously watch all his movies first and then post replies.

[TachyKusanagi]

I'm german and even I think his movies suck. I know way better movies of germans than what he's doing. Most movies don't even have any relation to the games anymore and just share their names. A reason why Mr. Kojima would never let him make a MGS-Movie. =P

Still ashamed that Ubisoft won't do anything against his request for making the FarCry-Movie... Crytek would sue him for that. XD

[llazyoli]

yes, i'm german too and i do apologize for us letting him escape out of his cage. you should really tranquilize him now or use brute force if necessary, before he makes more movies. this man has to be stopped!

[JerseySlugga85]

What?...........did'nt bay make transformers and boll made alone in the dark? your dumb

[MasterM0K]

Iono what you guys think. But Transformers was cool, sure it doesnt match the television show 100% accurately but hey it looks nice. Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead sucked to the highest degree of suck.

[JerseySlugga85]

no im saying that transformers was the shit and this dickhead is saying he would rather watch a boll film than a good movie,thats why he's dumb

[MasterM0K]

Well, I sorta left Boll making the last 2 movies. But well my point says out contrary to mos topinion, I consider Michael Bay films awesome yet culd be improved. However, Uwe Boll movies will forever die and slain the brand name to eternity .

[alabama87]

are u uwe boll's son? no, maybe you ARE uwe boll...or maybe he gave u money ti write this post... or maybe u haven't seen his movies,cause if u had seen them u'd know that UWE BOLL IS THE WORST DIRECTOR EVER !!!! HE DESERVES TO DIE

[Maddin150]

what probs do you guys have? you "HATE" him for making some bad movies? but you know why i like him? Cause he never gave up making movies between a bunch of assholes like you. Sounds hard, but, thats the way^^

And after postal you can see(when you like black humor, and when you're not just on the "Boll-Hating-Trip"), that his movies gets better....everyone starts small

[Asgraeac]

Alone in the dark sucked so bad

[DagobertDrug]

hahahahahah, you're my champion buddy! the godzilla-scream is great! keep it up and kick that bastards ass!

[Starduck37]

To the person who made this: Your movie sucks more than anything Boll has ever done.

Thankyou.

[TetrisX]

damn Uwe Boll. He killed house of the dead.

[malombra]

I SUPPORT YOUR MISSION!!!!

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

uwe boll FEARS SEANBABY!

IT'S TRUE!

[penistiger]

what a dork

[RobMcRazor]

Uwe Boll will kill him with one finger!

[PadawanOsswe]

fat would actually be a usefull in a fight, it can absorb blunt force trauma. we should find actual trained fighters who hate boll.

and yeah that was way more entertaining than any uwe boll film!

[abayomi000]

"fat would actually be useful in a fight" Who told you that? never listen to this person ever again. Muscle will always protect bones and vital organs better than fat, The only thing fat will ever truly be useful for is Keeping warm and helping to not get laid. I just commented on a year old clip...I have arrived.

[PadawanOsswe]

yeah, you can still have fat covering some toned up muscle. and actually fat is also usefull for surviving an ice age. where all the non-fat pricks would end up dieing! and what exactly does getting laid have to do with the subject of fighting a prick like boll?

[MasterM0K]

Uwe Boll vs. Everyone is so DAMN ENTERTAINING, its on PAYPERVIEW!!!!

You know what....EA is gonna make a fighting game out of it too!!! lol jk

[qqq7005]

i wanna play as Uwe, even if he's movies aren't as great as the games that they were based on.

[Augments]

i think postal is gonna be pretty good

[marlaymooink]

I only wish... I WILL FIGHT HIM IF ITS TRUE! HE MURDERED MY FAVOURITE GAME

[LeMur1as1as1as1as1as]

poor :)

[sicstyl]

KICK HIS ASS. For all people who enjoy video games and GOOD movies (anything that involves foreign cars and racing them can burn in hell).

[SatansNightOut]

Uwe Boll will eat that pussy alive...

[Rajel]

roflcakes, is the one of the idiots who Ume pounded in the ring? I can see why he had no challange in the ring, with a fat asses who can't even make decent youtube videos fighting him.

[Risingson2]

No, he wasn't. It's just some game with editing, something for fun, but nothing serious. Lucky of him, he knew that Boll spent some time in the ring before. Oh, and he is not idiot, btw, but yes, he is fat.

[MrJackhammer]

I hope you decapitate Uwe Boll.

[SuperDuperSentinel]

That was better than any Uwe Boll film to date

[thedreameater]

Why is everyone fighting Boll a fat ass? The losers who talk shit online live in their mom's basement and stuff their bloated pig guts. Reminds me of the scene in Bob&Jay Strike Back.

Hope someone kills Boll, ain't gonna be an internet scholar fatty.

[lostinthoughtpro]

dude Uwe boll is gonna drop him can't wait for the fight

[snazzynick]

as much as i wish you would beat that turd factory into submission after that clip i just dont see it happening

[MUNKR2]

good luck man, make it so that fool cant make any more shitty movies.

[adolfsatanishere]

Good luck, I hope you kick his ass.

[corpsept]

kill himmmm

[TheStorminMormon]

"LOL Great Trailer. Can wait to see the movie. "

Did no one tell this guy about the Uwe challenge? Apparently not...

[ShockyD]

You can do it champ! Make us all proud bro! Do what it takes; train, get rested, whatever. You can make millions of people cry with joy when you break Boll's face! You haaaaaave the pooooooooowerrrrrrrr!

[carddealer]

Knock Boll out!

Go! Go! Go!

I'm on your side all the way and all my friends from Quebec! GET HIM!

[freaknastyevil]

fuck uwe boll's movie blow and so does he

I hope this guy beats his pompous ass in to jelly

[Gromber]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=mYsBz3u29j0

[CircularTheory]

Lol! Its sorta gross...

Anywayz, looks a little worse than a Uwe Boll film but fix it up, you'll make a Uwe Boll film!

[eldusto84]

You better work all that flab off and build some muscles. Don't leave anything to chance! Pound him mercilessly!

[Arckain]

leave boll alone!!!

[scglrmtdpbdc]

You have my support. :)

[Tuber77]

LOL Great Trailer. Can wait to see the movie.

[RamboNorris]

lol thats funny

[chaoticcomics]

We too have issued a formal challenge to Uwe Boll.

make sure to e-mail Attack of the Show on G4 so they know you're ready to challenge him as well.